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    After Hou Ranxi went on a business trip, three-year-old Hou Yuexi began to feel lost.

    Only Hou Ranxi in the family would braid her hair. Chai Meichen was only able to tie her two small braids. Another trick would be to tie her on top of her head, which was not delicate at all.

    Hou Yuexi felt sad when he looked in the mirror, and then called Hou Ranxi: "Ba Ba, I miss you."

    Then Zhou Rui became jealous.

    Zhou Rui came to the computer to watch the video, studied according to the video, and dragged Hou Yuexi to be a model, let her sit on his lap and practiced braiding Hou Yuexi.

    During the period, it was accompanied by Chai Meichen's laughter when she was watching variety shows.

    At first, Zhou Rui pulled Hou Yuexi's hair and pulled Hou Yuexi into tears. He couldn't help but ask him, "Gege, can you do it?"

    "You mustn't ask a boy this sentence! Yes! Your brother must do it." Zhou Rui continued to study, and finally braided Hou Yuexi's hair in a twisted way.

    Hou Yuexi ran to look in the mirror. Although it was not as refined as Hou Ranxi's, it was better than Chai Meichen's technique. Hou Yuexi turned around and praised Zhou Rui: "Gege is really amazing."

    "Come here, I'll make up another look for you."

    "it is good."

    Zhou Rui combed Hou Yuexi's hair with water and continued to braid her hair.

    Once born and cooked twice, this time is much stronger than the last time.

    "Is my brother amazing?" Zhou Ruisong asked Hou Yuexi.

    "Gege is amazing!"

    Zhou Rui was still addicted, so he went out with Hou Yuexi in his arms, and went to the mall to buy things like issuing cards for Hou Yuexi.

    The staff in the store saw a tall boy, in his twenties, holding a little girl. He looked a little fierce and handsome, but he was too gentle with the little girl.

    The most outrageous thing is that the little girl tried to issue the card, and he was still giving advice.

    As soon as the little girl pouted, he bought it all.

    When checking out, Zhou Rui also pointed to Hou Yuexi's hair and asked the cashier, "How's my sister's hairstyle?"

    How could the cashier say something bad? Of course, he exaggerated: "It's good-looking, mainly because the little girl is good-looking."

    "I have my hair tied, and it looks like my mother."

    "If you don't tell me, I really think you brought your daughter here. Your mother's health is really good."

    "That's pretty good. I'm walking like a fly when I hit me."

    After paying the bill, Zhou Rui asked Hou Yuexi to ride on his neck and took her to the mall.

    During the period, also set up a VIP gold card for Hou Yuexi at a children's photographer, charged more than 50,000 yuan to go in, saying that the package could take her to adulthood.

    In order to welcome the big customers, the store specially vacated a place for the two of them, and they can take photos without an appointment.

    Hou Yuexi took three sets of clothes by himself, and followed Zhou Rui to take a group of brother and sister photos, and the two went home excitedly.

    Soon after, Zhou Rui's avatar on social software, the photos in his wallet, and his mobile phone desktop were full of brother and sister photos of him and Hou Yuexi.

    Zhou Rui and Yi Qiange went on a business trip together. After the meeting, the two returned to the presidential suite together. Zhou Rui excitedly showed Yi Qiange a photo of him and Hou Yuexi: "Look, my sister is getting more and more smart."

    Yi Qiange looked at the photo and asked blankly, "Can we talk about something happy?"

    "Why are you not happy talking about my sister?"

    "The eyes are so ugly." Yi Qiange replied.

    "My sister's eyes are the best, right?"

    "The nose doesn't look good either."

    "You fart."

    Then the two of them quarreled, to the extent that they almost cut off the father-son relationship.

    In the end, Zhou Rui endured it for the money.

    Three-year-old Hou Yuexi has been in kindergarten for half a year.

    Nowadays, kindergartens always leave homework. Zhou Rui looked at the questions and felt that this was simply a question from elementary school, and it started to appear after moving to kindergarten.

    He was surprised that her sister knew so many words.

    "Brother Zhang, help me, I don't understand the kindergarten questions." Zhou Rui took Hou Yuexi's workbook and went to Zhang Ruicheng specially.

    Zhang Ruicheng couldn't help frowning: "I can teach your sister directly, why should I teach you first?"

    "Can you give me the dignity of being a brother? You can't deprive me of the pleasure of giving lectures to my sister." Zhou Rui answered confidently.

    Zhang Ruicheng looked at these kindergarten questions with disgust: "Why don't you even know these?"

    "I haven't started working hard when I was in kindergarten. If you ask me about the college entrance examination... er, I may not be able to remember it, so brother, please help Rui Rui. Rui Rui is begging you."

    Every cell in Zhang Ruicheng's body was written with resistance, but he still had no choice but to teach Zhou Rui questions.

    After finally finishing the day's homework, Zhou Rui left work full of confidence, and he had to take Zhang Ruicheng home together.

    "It's obviously your company, why do I want to do your job? You might as well be an assistant who can help you! It's okay to work, I have to help you teach your sister! I owe you what I owe you," Zhang Ruicheng asked dissatisfiedly.

    "We're not dead brothers anymore"

    "Every time you ask me, I regret not jumping!"

    In the end, Zhang Ruicheng still came to Zhou Rui's house.

    Zhou Rui was afraid that he had made a mistake and misunderstood his children, so he called Zhang Ruicheng to help cover, and if he made a mistake, he would correct it immediately.

    Zhang Ruicheng sat next to him and listened to Zhou Rui's lecture, playing games with his mobile phone in his hand, occasionally glanced at the two brothers and sisters, and then looked at Chai Meichen, the shopkeeper.

    Chai Meichen has given up dancing recently. don't know who gave it to Amway, and started practicing yoga.

    Zhou Rui's side: "Think about it again, how many apples are there?"

    "Isn't there 4"

    "This is an elementary school math application problem. It's really a bit difficult. Think about it again."

    "It's four."

    "Can it be four?" Zhou Rui asked patiently.

    Chai Meichen's side.

    "Breathe-breath-thinking of you in a silent space..."

    Zhang Ruicheng is here.

    “duangduang zero zero zero also”

    "What's the matter with this child, parents are very smart, why is she like this?" Zhou Rui raised his head and asked Zhang Ruicheng.

    Zhang Haocheng replied coldly, "I guess your parents thought the same thing at the beginning, and it's no surprise to see your sister."

    "I'm not stupid!" Hou Yuexi replied.

    "Then tell me why there are 4 apples!"

    "Gege, look at the pictures, 1, 2, 3, 4."

    "Can we not look at the picture, this is how many you have."

    "Don't look at the picture, what does it draw pictures for?"

    "Look at me, can you see one ear, is there another ear on the other side that you can't see, and the back of this book!"

    "Oh...that's it...then I'll do the math."

    After teaching the questions, Zhou Rui was about to collapse, leaning on the refrigerator door and holding on to his soul.

    "I experienced the collapse that I taught you back then." Chai Meichen came over and asked him.

    "I'm not as good as you. You were able to solve the hatred when you taught me to collapse. Look at Hou Yuexi, I can't do it!" Zhou Rui really wanted to cry without tears, and then he didn't forget to speak for his sister, "Now My kindergarten is too perverted, what are these questions, I only learned these in elementary school! No wonder my sister can't."

    "I hope you can still say that when she goes to junior high school."

    From Chai Meichen's point of view, the questions before elementary school were trivial, and it was the beginning of the breakdown in junior high school.

    Zhou Rui has also become more and more resistant to beatings since junior high school.

    Zhang Ruicheng finally made a girlfriend, saying that he met in the game, and then ran out. Unexpectedly, the game played well, the sound was good, and it looked very good.

    Although his nose had obviously moved, Zhang Ruicheng didn't care too much.

    The girl was just like winning the lottery. She was so excited when she saw Zhang Ruicheng. She wasn't from here, but she quit her job and came to Beijing.

    On weekends, Zhang Ruicheng invited his girlfriend to dinner with her friends who came from out of town, and brought Zhou Rui with him.

    His girlfriend said that her friend was beautiful, and to see if Zhou Rui could like it, Zhou Rui really came, and he brought Hou Yuexi over.

    Seeing the four girls who looked like quadruplets sitting across from each other, Zhou Rui sent a message to Zhang Ruicheng: come from a hospital, right?

    Zhang Ruicheng: Maybe it's because of the same style of makeup

    Several girls were very excited when they saw Zhang Ruicheng and Zhou Rui, chatting constantly, and the whole dinner was not cold.

    Hou Yuexi didn't care about that, he just ate, and he was very happy.

    In the later period, Zhou Rui received a call from a company, and he was a little confused, and asked Zhang Ruicheng to go outside and say a few words for himself.

    At this time, several girls started chatting.

    "It's really handsome."

    "The most important thing is to be rich, like an executive of a big company, with an annual salary of over 10 million."

    Zhang Ruicheng's girlfriend pointed to the door: "His friend is richer and is the only son of the president of that company."

    "My goodness……"

    They chatted for a while, and suddenly lowered their voices: "You have chosen this one."

    "Yes, how handsome and rich." Zhang Ruicheng's girlfriend replied.

    "I'm afraid he's a scumbag, and Liu Yu is also quite pitiful. It's really good."

    "We broke up. I broke up with him a few days ago. Don't mention Liu Yu to my boyfriend. I haven't broken up with him yet..."

    Hou Yuexi continued to eat, as if he didn't understand anything.

    A few girls whispered a few more words, and Zhou Rui and the others came back.

    When Hou Yuexi saw Zhou Rui, he exclaimed happily, "Baba!"

    Zhou Rui looked left and right in surprise, thinking that he had met Hou Ranxi by chance, and then saw Hou Yuexi hugging his leg.

    The scene suddenly fell silent.

    Zhang Ruicheng's girlfriend asked in shock, "Zhou Rui...you have children?"

    Before Zhou Rui could explain, he heard Hou Yuexi pointing at Zhang Ruicheng and asking Zhou Rui, "Why is mom with these girls?"

    The scene suddenly entered the cold winter.

    "Cheating marriage gay?" Best friend a asked.

    "Zhang Rucheng! You scumbag! I think there is something wrong with the two of you!"

    "Me and him..." Zhang Ruicheng didn't know how to explain.

    "Hmph! You don't need to explain. I don't need you to have a boyfriend. I said why don't you hold hands with me." A few girls left in a mighty manner.

    The two older brothers pressed Hou Yuexi on a chair for questioning.

    After Hou Yuexi explained in a milky voice, Zhou Rui asked, "They really said that"

    Hou Yuexi nodded: "They thought I didn't hear it, but I did."

    Zhou Rui immediately looked at Zhang Ruicheng and asked, "Can you not beat the child in this case?"

    Zhang Ruicheng was so angry that his scalp was about to bloom, he patted the table and asked Hou Yuexi, "Why am I a mother! Ah"

    "Your focus is this" Zhou Rui asked.

    "I don't agree." Zhang Ruicheng raised his head and pointed his nostrils towards Zhou Rui.

    "Fu, after all, you're awesome, and you've also had an ex-girlfriend, and I'm still alone."

    Hou Yuexi looked at the two brothers and didn't dare to say a word. Of course, she preferred her own brother to the question of who is the father and who is the mother.

    "Ah, what the hell did I do when I was a kid?" Hou Yuexi put the wine bottle on the table and asked Zhou Rui.

    Zhou Rui nodded.

    Hou Yuexi didn't dare to look at Zhang Ruicheng, and kept explaining: "Don't blame me, Tong Yan Wuji, I don't know what I was thinking at the time. Come, drink, keep drinking."

    Speaking of opening another case of beer.

    Yang Ming and Li Xiaonan will both lose their temper after being drunk.

    Zhang Yucheng's head turned in circles, his face was as red as a monkey's butt, and he couldn't sit still.

    Hou Yuexi quickly woke them up: "Brothers! Drink! Keep drinking! It's not easy for us to meet!"

    Li Xiaonan looked at Zhou Rui and asked, "You are such a good girl, why did you make Liangshan a hero?"

    "No way, let her mother." Zhou Rui directly covered his face.

    Yang Ming directly covered his face: "A little girl who can be my daughter calls me brother, I always feel uncomfortable in my heart."

    Zhou Rui replied: "It stands to reason that you are my son, and you have to call her auntie."

    Hou Yuexi waved his hand: "You're welcome, you are all my brothers! Drink! You can't drink enough, so I will fight you all by myself."

    "Who said I can't drink it!" Yang Ming was not convinced, reached out and grabbed a handful under the table, and put the wolfberry into the wine bottle, "Brother accompany you to drink!"

    As soon as the voice fell, Zhang Ruicheng had already fallen.

    The author has something to say: Recommend your own finished book, you can jump to the author's column:

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    Suddenly becoming rich, Mingxi is desperate before she can be happy, because she is actually the number one villain in this book! !

    The former protagonist ruined the male protagonist, but fortunately the male protagonist was reborn.

    Seeing the reborn male protagonist Yin Shaochen, she asked tremblingly, "I... let me teach you math problems."

    Yin Shaochen looked at Mingxi, who was the third-to-last in the whole school year group in the pre-rebirth exam: "..."

    Yin Shaochen looked at Ming Xi's younger sister who had been pinching with Ming Xi all his life in the previous life, protecting Ming Xi like an old hen protecting her calf.

    The little sister who had an appointment with Mingxi in the toilet in the previous life actually became best friends with Mingxi, and went to the toilet together hand in hand.

    Mingxi was about to be poached by the Xueba class. The whole class signed to protest. A group of people gathered around him and waited for his last signature.

    Are these people crazy?

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