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    In the dark and cold room, a female ghost who climbed out halfway was struggling, while a ruthless toilet was clasped on its face, and the handle was held in the hands of a slender girl.

    [Toilet shoveling soldier: There is a handy toilet swipe, and it is also very satisfied with its owner. Using it, your action efficiency will be greatly improved. ]

    At this moment, this supernatural effect is manifested. Tang Xinjue felt that his strength and speed had been invisibly strengthened, and the state of things under the toilet was instantly transmitted to his mind, even clearer than direct physical contact.

    "How dare you!! I'm going to kill you!!"

    Xiaohong screamed and screamed like a knife slashing glass, like layers of mental pollution, but Tang Xinjue was indifferent, and the power poured into his hands steadily increased.

    The more Xiaohong struggled and tore, the more her face was welded into the rubber head, she was so angry that she could not break free. When has it suffered this setback?

    At this moment, its lower body also sank suddenly, as if someone hit it head on, almost smashing it back under the crack in the ground.

    "Night sunny?"

    Tang Xinjue called out.

    It turned out that Zheng Wanqing had just woken up and saw that Tang Xinjue was in a stalemate with a ghost with a white flower. She had no strength, so she simply fell off the bed, smashed her whole body on Xiaohong, and just shoved her face into the toilet. Consolidated a few points.

    "Hurry up, run." Zheng Wanqing only had time to spit out a few words, but she fainted again because of the impact.

    "..." Seeing that her lower body could not move, Xiaohong sneered, her arms stretched forward suddenly, stretched like a rubber band, she raised her hand to grab Tang Xinjue!

    Tang Xinjue grabbed the toilet and couldn't dodge, but she didn't panic. Ling Ran said, "You don't want this face anymore?"

    Xiaohong's movements suddenly froze.

    Only then did it realize that the fierce struggle just now had caused the facial features on this face to be dislocated, not to mention that it continued to evolve into a complete appearance. It is estimated that it is no different from a mess now.

    "Can you really come in without this face?"

    After a long while, Xiaohong giggled: "Do you think this can stop me?"

    Tang Xinjue also raised the corners of his lips: "Then why don't you move?"

    Xiaohong: "..." If you have the ability, take this thing down and try to ask me this question again?

    Tang Xinjue guessed right. If Xiaohong wanted to enter the dormitory during the day, in addition to an "identity", she also needed to have a face that really belonged here in order to be recognized by the rules.

    There is only one real key, and the others are all used to confuse their senses and bluff.

    The timing of her action was just when the ghost looked the most frightening, but was actually the weakest. The ghost was brought under control, and it really was a dilemma, and the situation reversed in two levels in the blink of an eye.

    Xiaohong was silent for a few seconds, but she really stopped showing her teeth and claws, and her voice squeezed out from under Pi Zizi: "You are very smart."

    If you were an ordinary person, you would either be too frightened to move, or run away screaming with tears in your eyes. You wouldn’t even have the courage to attack ghosts, let alone guess the truth in a few seconds and find the key points accurately.

    The girl in front of her, from picking up this inexplicable thing to slapping it on its face, was obviously prepared.

    Tang Xinjue calmly said, "People always show their potential when they are in danger."

    Xiaohong: ... You clearly didn't even shake your hands!

    The initiative has been forced to shift, and it is also a nc that can bend and stretch. With a change of tone, he coaxed: "Even if you destroy my face, as long as you don't put it on the desk before dark, it will not be regarded as completing the task."

    "What's more, what else will this cowardly roommate do other than hold you back? Without her, your 30340 exams and competitions will be smoother in the future. Don't you want to clear the game and return to reality?"

    "Give me her face, I promise I won't hurt you, and I'll give you a lot of props... This is a sure-fire deal."

    In order to show sincerity, Xiaohong even retracted her five fingernails and shook Zheng Wanqing to the ground: "I just want a face, and you can also complete the task. Trust me, there is nothing in the game. An nc speaks better than me."

    It was full of anticipation, waiting for Tang Xinjue to respond.

    In the darkness, the girl only heard a chuckle, "Since it's about trading, I'm more interested."

    "You said, dove on a date for three consecutive days, or go on a date with a dislocated face, which is more helpful for love?"

    Xiaohong: "..."

    She said gloomily: "Are you threatening me?"

    "It seems that this option is not very attractive, so the second option: your phone is flushed into the sewer, or your head is sucked into the sewer, which do you choose?"

    Xiaohong screamed: "Dare you try to stuff my head into the sewer?!!"

    "Or the third option..."

    The female ghost almost jumped up: "You still have???"

    "If I send a text message to your phone's address book at the same time," Tang Xinjue said calmly, "guess what I will send?"

    "..." Xiaohong calmed down instead and sneered: "I was almost tricked by you. You are alive, how could you possibly use my phone."

    Do you really think she has no intelligence?

    Tang Xinjue raised her eyebrows in surprise, "I don't know this rule." Because...

    She raised her hand, and on the screen of the old flip phone, it showed that the number was being dialed: "I can definitely use it."

    The phone was connected, and the middle-aged man's gruff voice sounded on the other end of the phone: "Sunshine Supermarket, there is no delivery during the day, and manicures are not in stock...Xiaohong? I was just looking for you, you little bastard! You texted What's the meaning?"

    In the supermarket, the shelves were scattered all over the place. Zhang You dragged his almost unconscious body to hide under the counter. Outside the counter was the sound of heavy footsteps of a fat man.

    "If it weren't for my inconvenience during the day, I would have caught you long ago. It's useless to hide. Come out now, and I can give you food. You must be very hungry now, right?"

    When it comes to food, the supermarket owner instead swallowed his saliva. He showed greed and smashed the ax to the side with force, which happened to hit the counter.

    Zhang You tightly covered his mouth, preventing himself from making the slightest sound.

    "Fear, pain, hunger... When I catch you, your snacks will be very popular."

    The supermarket owner muttered to himself maliciously, and just as he was about to pass the counter, his footsteps suddenly stopped.

    Turning his head creaking, the supermarket owner showed a wide-eyed smile: "Let me see, what did I find?"

    The fat palm fell, and the counter was about to be overturned and vibrated. Zhang You used his last strength and was ready to run out of the supermarket regardless of everything, even if darkness fell soon.

    "Jingle bell, jingle bell~"

    The sudden ringing of the mobile phone diverted the fat man's attention.

    "Sunshine Supermarket, no delivery during the day, no manicures - wait, this number, Xiaohong? I'm just looking for you, you little bastard! What do you mean by texting?"

    "This is impossible - Tang Xinjue!!!"

    After a brief silence, a violent scream burst into the sky from the other end, causing the supermarket owner to shake his hand, and the phone fell with a clatter, just below the counter.

    Zhang You held his breath as he watched the phone dropped by his feet, the screen still displayed "Calling", the screaming had not ended, but was interrupted by a familiar girl's voice:

    "Hearing is believing, do you still think that I am lying to you?"

    The voice fell into my ears, it was clearly her roommate, Tang Xinjue's voice!

    On the other end of the call, in the bedroom.

    "What do you want?"

    Xiaohong tried her best to suppress her anger. After all, the angrier she got, the more her head twisted under the suction of the damn thing on her face, and she would be twisted into a gourd.

    The face is not her own face, but the head is her own head!

    Tang Xinjue: "First of all, we have to clear the customs."

    "If the head is in my hands, even if you successfully find the lost property, you will be able to successfully clear the customs at eight o'clock." Xiaohong replied impatiently.

    She really was lying before.

    "Let my roommate Zhang You come back safely."

    Xiaohong sneered: "It's not something I can manage. However, with a roommate as powerful as you, she shouldn't have any problems."

    "Where's Guo Guo?"

    "She'll be fine after the test, stop talking nonsense, let me go!"

    Tang Xinjue nodded: "That prop..."

    "Don't bully ghosts too much!" Xiaohong was furious. She was so dignified that she still wanted to lick her hair to the end?

    Just as she was about to curse, her face suddenly ached—with light pouring in, Tang Xinjue pulled out the toilet and threw her phone over.

    Xiaohong was in a hurry to catch it, but just tapped her hand twice, her already pale face turned pale again:

    "You, how dare you?!!"

    Tang Xinjue said leisurely: "Our dormitory has been taken care of by you for the past two days. Therefore, in accordance with the requirements of the dormitory civilized code, we must unite and love each other, and help each other. As the best roommate in the world, I decided to help the roommate who is addicted to love to concentrate on his studies, so Deleting her address book for her. Am I doing it right?"

    The light of righteousness shines on the ground.

    The female ghost was trembling with anger, she raised her hand and was about to break the agreement and threw herself up, but out of the corner of her eye she caught a glimpse of something, the whole ghost froze: "Wait, you just used to hold my face, this is... ?"

    Holding up the toilet, Tang Xinjue whispered softly, "That's right."

    "……what!!!"

    Unprecedented screams came from the mouth of the collapsing ghost, and bursts of white smoke rose from its body, and its entire head began to melt in the white smoke. It is called Qiqiaoshengyan.

    At the same time, the hour hand finally fell to eight, and the light suddenly dimmed. As if the bell rang melodiously from the sky at the end of the exam:

    "Congratulations, you have successfully found the item Xiaohong needs, and Xiaohong also got it, she will be grateful to you!"

    Xiaohong: "..."

    Does it look like gratitude?

    The testable rule doesn't care what it thinks, everything is paused at this moment, only the melodious voice continues:

    [All the bedrooms get buff: Xiaohong is grateful]

    The beam of light fell from the air and landed on Xiaohong's body, which was twisted, as if to extract something.

    Xiaohong finally panicked. She tried her best to adjust her facial expression, but no matter how she changed it, she was covered with a thick layer of resentment, unable to show a "thankful" expression.

    Done!

    The beam flickered, making a sizzling sound when the current failed. Xiaohong immediately cried out in pain, the white eyes on her body became worse, and it completely melted in an instant, leaving only a pool of black water and a blurred head.

    [Ding, there is a fault in the score calculation... The fault has been eliminated, random compensation rewards will be issued, and the calculation will continue. ]

    [Test basic task completion: 100]

    [Dormitory member survival rate: 100]

    [Dorm completeness: 70]

    [Test completion time: 2 days (less than the maximum completion time of 6 days)]

    [Base score: 67 points]

    The soft white beam faded and disappeared, but a new golden beam was cast:

    [Additional points detected, under calculation]

    [The dormitory is full at the beginning of the game: 10 points]

    [Destructive blow to a goblin nc: 10 points]

    [Starting point questions, in line with the requirements of the dormitory civilization code: 10 points]

    "This time you [dorm room civilization code test], a total of 97 points (out of 100), the evaluation level is: perfect!"

    The melodious celebration music sounded, and the cold air in the room was swept away, and a huge choice was played in front of Tang Xinjue:

    "The individual performance evaluation of dormitory members is about to begin. It is detected that the members in the dormitory are incomplete. Do you want to start the evaluation?"

    "whether"

    Tang Xinjue shouted without thinking, "Zhang You hasn't come back yet! Can you make her come back?"

    The options flickered, and the subtitles actually changed:

    "You can consume a random reward opportunity to transmit all dormitory members back to the dormitory at the same time and restore their full health status. Is it consumed?"

    "whether"

    He clicked "Yes" without hesitation, and the bedroom door opened automatically. Within two seconds, Zhang You ran desperately and appeared outside the door, chasing a fat man with an axe behind him.

    With a flash of light, Zhang You teleported to the door. The obese man had to stop, unwilling and greedy eyes turned around the bedroom, and caught sight of the head on the ground.

    Only a red head stared at him: what are you looking at!

    Supermarket owner: "..."

    When he raised his eyes, he saw a weak girl holding a toilet in her hand. The dazzling high-score buff was superimposed layer by layer on her like no money, and the girl bathed in golden light and smiled kindly at him.

    "..."

    The fat on his face twitched twice, and he stepped back, decisively hiding back into the darkness. w, please keep in mind:,

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