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    Roommate froze.

    Immediately, several people realized that what Tang Xinjue said was not without reason.

    In their habitual "sex" dimension, the image of the salesman is always tied to knocking on the door, so they are also preconceived subconsciously, and the other party needs their "permission" to enter the dormitory.

    But, "Salesman" doesn't need it at all?

    Thinking along Tang Xinjue's way, the salesman was already in the bedroom... The atmosphere suddenly became a little creepy.

    Guo hurriedly held his water drop jade pendant, "Could they be invisible? Could it be possession?"

    The wandering spirits in the "Four Seasons Protection Guide" are the representatives who can enter the house quietly and disguise themselves as human beings.

    The atmosphere in the bedroom suddenly became solemn, Liang Jing's hand delivering the "medicine" ointment froze in the air, her eyes widened: "Ah, what are you talking about?"

    Aren't you talking about a mall salesman? Why did the question suddenly become-

    The atmosphere of the horror dungeon began to develop in the eye bedroom, Tang Xinjue snapped his fingers, pulling everyone back:

    "Don't worry about that, Guo, have you forgotten your abilities?"

    Guo Meng woke up early: "Yes!"

    She has yin and yang eyes, and even if the salesman is really a ghost, she will be found out.

    "So, the other party should be an entity in all likelihood. If so, why can't we detect it..."

    Tang Xinjue said, turning to the inside of the dormitory, her eyes wandering around the entire space, and finally settling on the corner.

    "Unless...it's much smaller than we thought."

    The tables and chairs moved on the ground, making a loud rubbing sound.

    In the 606 bedroom, several people quickly searched the entire bedroom, especially the small corners that were blocked by various facilities.

    Liang Jing moved the table - she didn't know why, she joined the search team of four people in this dormitory inexplicably.

    The point is, she didn't know what she was looking for at all, she was in a fog, and Tang Xinjue's guess was playing back in her mind, and she still didn't quite believe it: it shouldn't be so bizarre...

    The girl who had just moved the table suddenly stopped, and her pupils contracted to look at the corner of the wall.

    Liang Jing: "Rely on!!"

    Hearing the shout, the others rushed up immediately, their eyes fell on the corner of the wall, and took a deep breath:

    "Rely on!"

    In the corner, the little man in red clothes about the size of a slap was struggling under the legs of the table, with a red unicorn cap dangling on his head, looking helpless. Frightened by the voices of the crowd, he lifted his small head, which was not the size of his thumb, and his eyes were like two blank grapes.

    When Tang Xinjue was sucked out of the toilet, the villain in red hugged the rubber head tightly and sat inside. Several people noticed that it had a small colorful backpack on its chest.

    Tang Xinjue put it on the table and said in a gentle voice, "Are you the salesman sent by the mall?"

    Xiao Li nodded, and stood up the backpack on his chest, only the big word "Hui" was sewn on the cloth.

    Crowd: ? ? ?

    Discounts come to your door... The so-called "salesman" turned out to be a little puppet? !

    The little puppet nervously straightened his hat, revealing his white round wooden head. It doesn't move, and at first glance it even thinks it's a doll that just fell off the shelf.

    Liang Jing came back to her senses, "So that's the case, I'll go back first!"

    The other "salesman" may be hiding in a corner of their bedroom at the moment, maybe it's too late to find it now!

    The balcony window was hastily opened and closed, with fifteen minutes remaining in the session. Tang Xinjue didn't waste any time, and asked directly, "Since you are a salesman who delivers discounts to your door, it should be your task to make deals with customers, so may I ask, how can we get [discounts]?"

    In other words, how can you get the "Super Prize"?

    The little puppet seemed to understand, nodded and began to gesture: "Yahahahahahah!"

    "..."

    Tang Xinjue raised her eyebrows: "You, don't speak human language?"

    The little puppet nodded, shook his head again, and patted his head with both hands: "Yahahahah!"

    "..."

    Guo Youyou said, "I knew that the game will never stop digging holes."

    It's no wonder that the rules of the event say that "communicate with him and you will have the chance to win a prize". How do you communicate with a salesman who doesn't talk about people at all!

    Black Grape stared at the four of them in a daze, the little puppet seemed to be in a hurry, patted his head hard, and pointed to his backpack: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

    Tang Xinjue watched the puppet's actions carefully and said, "Although you don't know how to speak, can you understand us?"

    The puppet nodded: "Yeah."

    "In that case, we ask you to give feedback, nod your head if you are, or shake your head if you don't, okay?"

    Wood thought for a while and nodded.

    "It's in your backpack, isn't it?"

    "Yeah." Yes.

    "Can we get the goods inside?"

    "Yah." The little puppet continued to nod.

    But soon, it immediately shook its head again, squatted down with its legs bent, patted the table in front of it, and patted itself.

    Tang Xinjue understood: "We have to take out things to exchange with you, so you can give us the things in the bag?"

    "Yah!" The little puppet applauded.

    Is it a second-hand recycling?

    After the simple exchange, the four of them confirmed their eyes and immediately began to act: they took out a lot of items, no matter what type they were, it was just right to take them out.

    In the value judgment of the salesman, it is very valuable!

    The Tang Xin Jue marker pen writes several symbols on the paper, not ticks, crosses, and numbers from 1 to 10.

    "Mr. Salesman, how many items are in your bag?"

    The little puppet hesitated for a few seconds, swaying between the numbers 5-10.

    It seems that it is not very clear that it has brought a few goods over.

    "1 to 10 dozen, how much do you think the items in your bag are worth?"

    The puppet jumped from 1 to 10, clasping arms inexplicably.

    Although he didn't say it, Tang Xinjue could somehow read the meaning inside: the value of what it brought was mixed, and it was up to the four of them to get less.

    ...

    A few minutes later, lipsticks, thermos cups, vanity mirrors, and skin creams were kicked to the ground one after another.

    The puppet had his hands behind his back, and the deputy patrol looked like he was out of the street. When he saw something he didn't like, he shook his head and kicked it away. If you don't know, the desktop is already empty, and all kinds of things fall all over the floor.

    Guo wailed: "This lipstick is my birthday present! I haven't had it yet! There is also an unopened cover film, which is worth a full four figures!"

    The puppet also groaned angrily, clenched the strap tightly, and turned the corner to refuse to communicate.

    Obviously, it feels that this dormitory is insincere in making deals, and it always fools it with what it doesn't like.

    Everyone is also a little helpless. They have tried the props bought from the mall, the radios in the copy, and the various expensive treasures they bought in the real world, all of which have been rejected.

    Tang Xinjue's transfer party: "Then do you think there is anything in this dormitory that you are interested in and think is of good value? You can find it yourself."

    The puppet raised his head, his small eyes showed a "sudden realization" expression, he immediately sat down on the toilet, and with Tang Xinjue's help, he started to travel around the dormitory.

    "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

    It is Guo's "Book of Changes".

    As a result, several people tentatively asked: "Do you think this book can be exchanged for you?"

    The little puppet nodded, and then she lowered her head to open her backpack, but was unexpectedly stopped by Tang Xinjue.

    The girl seemed to be gentle and easy to talk, but her questioning was quicker than bullets: "Can we exchange a few items from you in total?"

    The little puppet was stunned for a while, its mouth shriveled into a line, and reluctantly moved its body and stood on "1".

    "I received your stuff, can I return it for a new transaction?"

    "..."

    The puppet walked slowly to the "cross" position.

    Zhang You reacted: "We almost got caught by it just now!"

    The salesman's products are very good, but they can only be exchanged with students. Once the salesman takes out the item and the deal is made, everyone can no longer exchange for other items.

    The value of "Book of Changes" is not high, so they undoubtedly missed out on better merchandise.

    Unexpectedly, this salesman does not seem to be very smart, but there are many tricks.

    The little puppet pointed at the clock angrily and kept babbling.

    There are only five minutes left, do you still want to make a deal?

    Tang Xinjue also responded: "Look, all!"

    Before the clock was passed, the big pile almost drowned the little puppets. From famous books to street literature, from ancient documents to Gao Shufu, Guo even contributed his own collection of Xiao Huang, waiting eagerly for the salesman to judge.

    The little puppet dug out several books with difficulty: "Book of Changes", "Zhuangzi", "Three Kingdoms", "Zizhi Tongjian"... and this book "Five Hundred Poems of Tang and Song Poems".

    It's all about ancient texts.

    Adding these up, the little puppet barely gave a 6 rating.

    Zheng Wanqing held a stack full of documents and scolded the puppet: "Look, this is the original English document I bought online when I wrote my thesis, and this is the printed document that I stayed up all night to review, look at the curve above, So beautiful..."

    Unbearable, the other party hurriedly opened his backpack and shook out a black pocket card.

    Then, as the countdown to the event returned to zero, the puppet and a few selected books slammed into the air.

    It was a pity for a few people that they couldn't pick up some more sheep's wool, but they immediately focused their attention on the card.

    "This card is..."

    Guo stretched out his hand curiously, and retracted his exclamation before he touched it: "Wait, why did it get bigger?!"

    Under the gaze of four pairs of eyes, the "small black card" on the table quickly became larger. In less than tens of seconds, it expanded dozens of times, and the shape became clearer—

    When it finally stopped changing, and quietly stayed on the table, several people also opened their eyes:

    In front of them is a 32-inch LCD TV with a length of about 60 cm and a width of about 40 cm?

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