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    Chapter 214: Online dating? I’ll lie to you

    Late at night, the streets were deserted.The shadows of the trees appear thick and deep under the illumination of the street lamps.Only a nearby bachelor apartment still had windows with lights on, giving off a warm yellow glow.

    There was a man sitting in front of the computer. His slender hands were typing rapidly on the keyboard, making a soft crackling sound.Looking closer to the screen, he saw that he had just submitted an application to join a local dating chat group and was waiting for the group leader to approve it.

    The host that 009 binds to each time is randomly selected by the interstellar executive, and most of the hosts are reborn, but this time the situation is a little special.

    This host has not been reborn.

    009 flapped its wings and didn't pay attention.It tried to integrate its translucent body into the man's body and bound the transformation program as usual. However, at this moment, an accident suddenly happened.

    "Ding! Unknown force detected, binding failed!"

    This prompt tone stunned 009, thinking he heard it wrong.It regrouped its mental power and tried to invade the host's brain again, using all its strength while shouting slogans to itself in its heart.

    Hey!Hey!

    009 Come on!009 is the best!009 will definitely be bound successfully!

    I don’t know if its mental power was too strong. Not long after, a dark ball of light suddenly emerged from the man’s body. He said with a sharp and strange smile: “Hey, this host has been bound to me.Now, you’d better go find someone else.”

    This ball of light is black and purple, purple and black. It also has a pair of wings on its back, but they are pure black. It does not look like a kind person, just like...

    #GunaraDark Ball?#

    009 was shocked when he saw this. He didn't expect to meet his colleagues here. The frequency of flapping his wings unconsciously became faster, and he was on alert: "You...which department are you from?"

    The black ball of light flew around the room, and proudly and slowly uttered two words: "Anbu"

    The space station has three thousand worlds, 009 is not the only system, and the Scumbag Transformation Department is not the only department.In addition to the Interstellar Executive, there is also a deputy master named Cecia.

    It is said that she was transformed by the remaining soul power of a fallen angel from another world. She possesses the darkest power in the world and controls the source of desire in the world. She likes to induce people to fall. She is completely different from the interstellar executive.behavior style.

    Cecia leads the ANBU and relies on dark energy to maintain operation, and the system under her likes to choose those kind-hearted humans as hosts, luring them into corruption and walking into darkness.

    The task assigned to 009 by the Interstellar Executive Officer this time is to expel the unknown dark force and save the seduced host.

    The task was arduous, but 009 was a ball that never gave up. It flew into the host body again and wanted to continue trying to bind. Unexpectedly, it was squeezed out by the black ball of light: "Poor stupid thing,I asked you to change the host and bind it, but you can’t take it from me.”

    009 didn't care for a moment, fell to the ground, and rolled around twice before stopping.It sat on the ground, completely stunned.

    how so……

    Unable to bind...

    #QAQWhat to do with the performance at the end of the year!#

    The black ball of light said in a contemptuous tone: "You'd better go home and drink milk."

    009 heard the words and flapped its wings and got up from the ground again. It flew in front of the black ball of light, mustered up its courage, and suddenly rushed over like a small cannonball, hitting the opponent directly against the glass, and slapped the opponent in the face.Beating randomly.

    "Ah ah ah ah, I will beat you to death! If you dare to snatch the host from me, you are tired of living! Just go home and drink milk! This host is mine, mine, mine! If you dare to snatch the host, I will beat you to death.This ball!"

    009 gets angry and the consequences are serious.The chubby little wings on its back suddenly grew in size, and it shot the black ball of light right and left, shooting stars out of its eyes, and slammed it against the window like a small cannonball.

    "Kill you, hit you! You nasty ball!"

    The black ball of light obviously didn't expect that 009's force value would be so high when it exploded. It didn't even have the strength to fight back. It was so dizzy that it was beaten from a ball to a cake, and it fell to the ground leisurely.

    "Ding! An unknown energy attack was detected. The motherboard was seriously damaged and the hibernation program was automatically started."

    With a whooshing sound, the black ball of light was forced to retract into the host's body.

    Seeing this, 009 finally stopped panting. It changed its wings back to normal size, looked around the room, and finally locked its eyes on the man sitting in front of the computer, and quickly flew over.

    "Ding! Binding successful!"

    When the prompt sounded, 009 breathed a sigh of relief. It sat on the shoulder of its new host with tears in its eyes and said to itself: "It's so difficult for me..."

    Qin Ye was browsing the web when he suddenly heard a strange voice ringing in his ears. The hand holding the mouse couldn't help but paused, and his brows slowly wrinkled: "Who?"

    Seeing that he was discovered, 009 flapped his wings and flew out. It landed next to the computer and introduced himself in a familiar manner: "Hello, dear host, I am an excellent system from the Big Interstellar Scumbag Transformation Department. You have now been bound to me."Yes, you must not do bad things, otherwise you will be punished with electric shocks. I hope you can reform and become a new person."

    Qin Ye: "..."

    Logically speaking, normal people would be frightened when encountering such a thing, but Qin Ye was just bound by a pitch-black ball of light last month. Another one wouldn't seem to be a big deal... right?

    Qin Ye crossed his legs and looked at 009 silently: "What is your relationship with Bibi Luo?"

    Bibi Luo is the name of that black ball of light.

    009 burst into tears: "It doesn't matter, it is evil, I am light, dear, you must not believe its words."

    As soon as he finished speaking, the computer suddenly buzzed and a message popped up.It shows that Qin Ye successfully joined a local dating group chat and asked him to go and say hello to the group members.

    This is not an ordinary group. There are about a hundred members in it, all of whom are men. To put it bluntly, they are gay friends.You can find a partner there, you can make an appointment there, you can also...

    Scam money.

    Qin Ye is a native of rural areas. Because he has good looks and figure, he was brought to the city by his uncle, an entertainment agent, to sign a contract as a trainee. However, he has not made any name for several years. There is no trace of him on Baidu so far.This person is just a little bastard.

    It's not easy to work as a small bean. Not only can you not make much money every year, but you also have to pay training fees to the company.Moreover, in order to look good and look good, the clothes and shoes must be of famous brands. Spending thousands or tens of thousands at every turn is really unbearable.

    Qin Ye was originally an upright and good young man, but since he was bound by Bibiluo last month, he has been tempted by him and embarked on the path of no return of online dating and money fraud.I sit in front of the computer and chat with different people every day. Just because my voice sounds good, I hook up with CPs online. Once we get to know each other, I borrow money. I borrow three to five hundred and blacklist them directly.

    Three to five hundred is neither too much nor too little, and when the other party realizes that he has been deceived, he will curse at most and not really pursue anything.Qin Ye tried repeatedly, and gradually tasted the benefits.

    After more than a month of observation and exploration, he discovered that the gay community is scattered all over the place, and it is quite difficult to find a high-quality number one. When looking for someone with a zero number, you can basically scam them.

    Qin Ye had just been introduced by a netizen and joined a dating group with a trumpet account. When he saw that his application was approved, he casually sent a "shy" emoticon, taking it as a greeting.

    This group was originally chatting lively, but suddenly saw a new person join, and it suddenly fell silent, looking a little cold.After about three minutes, someone sent a message.

    "Why did the group leader let the newcomer in?"

    The group leader Fei Dou bubbled up: "Well, well, there has been no fresh blood in the group for a long time. A new person happened to apply to join the group, so I let them in. If you don't like it, I will give you a plane ticket."

    Seeing this, Qin Ye typed on the keyboard and sent a message: "(Incredible tilted head emoticon) Isn't it a bit too cruel for you to talk about this in front of me?"

    An indispensable thing for online chatting is emoticons. Qin Ye has saved thousands of them. They can be as cute as they want, and it's easy to win favor with them.

    Someone asked him: "What are the attributes of my brother?"

    This is asking him 1 or 0.

    Qin Ye also had someone on his phone who he had just chatted with recently. He was chatting on the phone and on the computer at the same time. Without delay, he sent a long list of numbers: "11111111"

    As soon as this message came out, Qin Ye found that he suddenly had more than a dozen visitors in his space.He simply turned off his phone and concentrated on talking on the computer.

    009 had never seen this kind of operation before. He watched it for a long time, his face full of surprise and confusion: "Dear, what are you doing?"

    Qin Ye casually grabbed his neat short hair, his voice was low and magnetic, and he said lazily: "Normal social interaction, haven't you seen it?"

    009 was so shocked by his voice that he trembled all over. He unconsciously hugged himself with his wings and shivered: "But, but... it's wrong to lie to people..."

    Qin Ye yelled: "Where did I lie?"

    He is indeed 1.

    #That upright boy is gone forever, replaced by a delinquent boy who was tempted by Bibi Luo#

    While they were talking, there were a few more messages in the group, one after another.

    "Newcomers' explosive photos"

    "Sonic Boom Photo"

    "Do you have abs?"

    Online dating cannot avoid such things as photos. You can neither use real photos nor photos stolen from the Internet, otherwise you will be found out in minutes.Qin Ye usually re-processes his own photos to look completely different from his own, which can be said to be unfavorable.

    He clicked on the photo album and was about to send a fake photo when 009 suddenly rushed over and held his hand: "Dear, you can't lie to people!"

    Qin Ye didn't say anything, veins popped up in his arms, trying to grab the mouse, and the battle started with one person and one ball.

    Qin Ye frowned: "Let go!"

    009 shook his head desperately: "If you don't let go, I won't let go!"

    Qin Ye found that he could touch it, grabbed 009's wings with his backhand, threw it out, and slammed the window with a bang.

    009 was so shocked that he almost burst into tears: "How could you pull my wings?!"

    The hair will fall out!!!

    Qin Ye ignored it and turned his attention to the computer again. He was shocked to find that he had accidentally sent the photo of the real person when he was fighting for the mouse. He subconsciously rushed to the computer and clicked the mouse to withdraw.

    The system prompts: "You are not a VIP member yet. Messages older than two minutes cannot be withdrawn."

    Qin Ye: "?!!!"

    Who the hell do you look down on?!

    It was a hazy and blurry photo.

    The man inside wore a black T-shirt on his upper body. He lifted up the corner of the shirt and bit it in his mouth, revealing his smooth waist and tight and defined muscles.He held a mobile phone in his right hand and took a selfie in the mirror, revealing a small part of his angular profile, with deep and sharp eyes, which was ambiguous and sultry under the dim warm light.

    He can make people fall to their knees and call him daddy.

    Qin Ye silently clenched his hair: Damn, it's a good thing he didn't show his whole face, otherwise he would have been in trouble.

    The group was silent for a long time because of his photo, and then messages popped up one after another.

    "Fuck these abs, love, love, love."

    "I can do it as a wolfdog!! Brother, give me a chance!"

    This was just a large group, a mixture of fish and dragons. Qin Ye didn't know that there was actually an internal small group of forty people inside.Not long after his photo was posted, the group leader Fei Dou posted a message in the small group.

    Fei Dou: "This cute newbie is a scammer. Please be careful not to be fooled."

    After he finished speaking, he pulled out a web page showing how to identify images from the internet, confirming that the photo Qin Ye sent was actually an internet image.

    Someone immediately posted the message: "Fuck, I thought there really was a high-quality 1, more handsome than Kaimang, I've been doing it for a long time, it's just a photo scam."

    Because we are friends in the same city, the small group occasionally organizes offline gatherings. Kaimang is the most popular and is recognized as the number one quality in the group.

    If Qin Ye knew that they had sentenced him to death like this, he would definitely be very unjust.Although he is confused, at least he is still a kid. It is quite normal to occasionally find a few photos of himself online.

    The author has something to say: Qin Ye: Choose me for online dating, I am super sweet (Tilted Head Biye emoticon pack)

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