Chapter 216 The little white cat beat the little black cat to death

In the past, when Bibi Luo was working as an assistant, the sum of Qin Ye and his professional abilities was definitely 1+1>2, but now...

Without support, Qin Ye is a complete loser.

Because he didn't know the other person's personality and preferences, Qin Ye stared at the dialog box and put his fingertips on the keyboard. He didn't know how to start the topic for a long time.It’s rare to feel like you’re neither up nor down.

#凯发#

Here, Josnian saw that the other party remained silent for a long time, so he was not in a hurry.He saw the chubby cat Chacha jumping into his lap at some point and gently scratched its chin with his fingertips.

Seeing that five minutes had passed, Qin Ye finally took action and sent a...

Emoticons.

Qin Ye: "(Cat looking into his head emoticon pack)"

Josnian heard his phone vibrate and glanced at the message.He didn't know whether the other party wanted to have sex, have sex, or just make friends, so he sent a question mark: "?"

Upon seeing this, Qin Ye looked at Josnian's information sheet and saw that he was 37 years old.Basically, it is certain that the other party is a boring old man. How can we chat like this?

009 sat calmly next to him, his little chubby wings fluttering behind him, waiting for Qin Ye to chat to death.

Qin Ye sat in front of the computer, lowered his head and thought for a long time, and finally typed a line: "Your cat is so cute."

Upon seeing this, Josnian glanced at Chacha subconsciously and thought, so that's it. He just said, how could someone add him for no reason? It turned out to be to see the cat.Anyway, I had nothing to do, so I pointed my phone at Chacha, took a picture and sent it: "It's very fat."

The chatterbox just opened.

Qin Ye was typing on the keyboard: "Those who are fatter are cuter."

Josnian asked, "Do you also have a cat?"

In order to have a common topic, Qin Ye made up any nonsense: "I raised two, one black and one white."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the blue ball of light sitting in his hand: "You can turn into a cat and let me take a picture."

The wings flapping behind 009 paused after hearing this, and slowly made a question mark: "?"

What is this host saying? Why can't it understand a word?

Qin Ye asked: "Bibi Luo can change. Are you not as powerful as him, so you won't change?"

Upon hearing this, 009 jumped up like a spring: "How can that little briquette be better than me!!"

009 was almost furious. As if to prove that what he said was true, he turned into a fat white cat in mid-air with a pair of small wings on his back. He flew over and slapped Qin Ye in the face.Scratch: "009 is the most powerful!"

Qin Ye saw it was cute and didn't fight back.He caught 009 out of mid-air and put it on the table. He pointed his cell phone at it and said, "Strike a pose."

The chubby white cat on the table stomped its feet angrily, as if it was tap dancing, but because of its short legs, it was really not a deterrent.

Qin Ye recorded a five-second video and sent it to Josnian: "My little white cat."

I have to say that the cat transformed by 009 is really cute, with watery blue eyes, clean fur, and a round face, which can directly make people's hearts cute.Especially there is a pair of chubby little wings on the back.

Josnian didn't pay attention, thinking it was a prop for decoration. He watched the video several times, smiled, handed it to Chacha, and asked the kitten in his arms: "Chacha, do you think it's cute?"

Chacha patted the phone with her paw, then licked the screen. Her voice was soft, as if she was in love: "Meow~meow~"

Josnian raised the phone to prevent it from being licked.Perhaps a person has been alone for too long, and it is easy to open up his heart in the silence of the night. He asked Qin Ye: "Where is the little black cat?"

Upon seeing this, Qin Ye fell into deep thought, thinking that the little black cat had been beaten to death by the little white cat.But I definitely couldn't say that, so I made up a random reason: "The old man at home liked it and took it home to raise."

Josnian sent a message across the screen: "What's the name of the little white cat?"

Qin Ye: "paste beans"

When Josnian saw these two words, he couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Bean?"

Qin Ye started flirting: "(cheek-holding emoticon) What are you asking me to do?"

Josnian thought to himself that this newcomer was quite cute, so he smiled and typed: "Who called you? Isn't the cat's name Pudou?"

Qin Ye said: "No, Gudou is my name."

Josnian knew as soon as he heard that he was teasing him: "What about the cat's name?"

Qin Ye: "(crossing hands) I won't tell you"

He is like a big boy, with a sense of humor and a little willfulness that is not offensive.Josnian sighed and asked him, "Are you 21 years old?"

Every time Qin Ye didn't know what to say, he could only throw an emoticon: "(Nervous, eating hands)"

When Josnian saw this, he took it as his acquiescence.I edited a line of words, deleted it again, thought for a long time, and re-entered: "I am 37."

He has revealed his age. If the other party is really here for a cp or a date, there is a high probability that he should be blacklisted.

This is how this circle is, with more monks and less gruel, more than 0 and less than 1.People are greedy for novelty, and who doesn’t want to find young people?

Josnian waited for a long time and saw that there was no movement there. He thought that it might have been deleted. When he sent a message later, there would definitely be a red exclamation mark.

"..."

Josnian couldn't be said to be disappointed.He turned off the screen of his mobile phone and was about to go to sleep. At this moment, the page suddenly lit up.

Qin Ye sent a message: "My mother said that the male junior is holding gold bricks. I am not good at math. Are you holding five bricks?"

Josnian paused when he saw this, wondering whether the other party was really confused or pretending to be confused.After thinking for a moment, he said: "Are you joining the group because you want to be in CP?"

Qin Ye sat on the other side of the computer, thinking that this was not just a cp, it was just to cheat money.Bibi Luo's absence undoubtedly made his online fraud business quite difficult, and every word had to be carefully considered.

Qin Ye replied: "I don't want to get along with them."

This sentence is very ambiguous, and the implication can be understood as: I don’t want to get along with them, but I can get along with you.

Josnian inexplicably remembered the private discussion among the people in the group just now, saying that this newcomer had rejected them all and only added himself, and he couldn't help but feel a little subtle in his heart.Deliberately asked: "If you don't want to cp, why do you want to join the group?"

Qin Ye lay on the table and tapped on the keyboard: "Then you joined the group to do cp?"

Josnian's ears warmed up and he explained awkwardly, "I was dragged in by a friend."

Although it looks like sophistry, it has little credibility.

Qin Ye asked: "Do you want to get married?"

Josnian paused with his fingertips, thinking about how to answer this question.Say you don't want to, it's too false. Say you do, it doesn't seem good.Just when he was hesitating about how to answer, Qin Ye changed the topic understandingly: "About what time do you get up and go to bed every day?"

Josnian's schedule was actually pretty regular. It was purely an accident that we talked so late today.He glanced at the decorative clock on the wall and found that it was already eleven-twenty. He roughly estimated the time: "Go to bed at half-past eleven and get up at half-past seven."

Qin Ye is a late night dog: "I get up at six o'clock every day, a little earlier than you."

Josnian was a little surprised. He estimated that Qin Ye should be graduating from college soon and interning in the company: "Is the place where you work far away? Why do you get up so early?"

Wu Sen signed up for many training classes for Qin Ye, and the singing and dancing classes were fully booked every day. When he was even more tired, he practiced until early in the morning before disbanding.Of course he couldn't have said that he was a trainee and made up a lie: "It's a bit far."

Josnian didn't ask any more questions.He has been working hard in society for more than 20 years. Unlike young people who are just starting out, he knows how to measure things.Some questions are fine if you just ask them. Asking too many questions will violate your privacy.

Josnian asked, "Do you feel tired?"

Qin Ye is actually not afraid of being tired, he is just afraid of being as confused as now and unable to see hope.Unconsciously, I said the truth: "Fortunately, if you work harder now, your parents will enjoy more blessings in the future."

Very filial.

Josnian smiled.He runs his own company, and there are often interns who have just graduated from college under him. Only a small number of them are hardworking and practical, and most of them are still young, unable to lift shoulders or lift hands, cannot bear half the hardship, and have not been polished by society.

Qin Ye is more stable than he thought.

Just as Josnian was about to say something, Qin Ye sent a message: "Is it time for you to go to bed?"

Josnian paused and realized that it was already half past eleven: "Yeah."

Qin Ye called it a day and said, "Then you should go to bed early."

Seeing this, Josnian deleted the half-edited word and re-entered it: "Well, you too."

There was no movement on Qin Ye's side. After about thirty seconds, he sent a voice message. His voice was low, and against the night view of the tall buildings outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, people's hearts calmed down unconsciously.

He said: "Good night..."

The voice is like a quiet blue lake, gently brushing against the ears like a feather, with the unique tenderness of a young man.Sounding through the earpiece, there's a vague sense of distortion that adds a layer of mystery.

Josnian paused slightly.

People in the inner group said that Qin Ye was a photo fraud and he would probably not look very good in real life.Josnian didn't judge other people's behavior, but he had to say that Qin Ye's voice was much cleaner than he thought, and it was probably the best for voice-controlled ears.

Josnian listened to it again. The voice was very penetrating, as if someone was speaking to his ear, whispering intimately: "Good night..."

The roots of the ears are slightly warm.

Josnian slowly typed two words and clicked send: "Good night."

Qin Ye went offline and logged into another small account. There was another cp he had just chatted with recently. As soon as the dialog box popped up, it showed more than a dozen unread messages.

"Honey, what are you doing?"

"Why are you ignoring me (angry)"

"Smelly treasure, I will ignore you!"

"Hmph, don't come to me if you have the ability."

This was already familiar. Qin Ye was not as cautious when replying to the message. He typed a line: "Baby, I went to the hospital today."

This is his usual routine. When the other party asks why, he will say that he is sick, and then borrow money as a matter of course.

009 flew around him: "Humph, you liar!"

Qin Ye lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth. Before he could light the fire, he heard what it said. He simply took the cigarette off, raised his eyelids and glared at 009.

"Shut up, you ball-killing criminal!"

Bibi Luo died so miserably, and he hasn't even settled the score with 009 yet!

A message popped up from the computer: "Dear, why did you go to the hospital? Are you sick?"

It took about three or four minutes for Qin Ye to reply: "It's okay..."

The other party didn’t believe it: “Tell me, what happened???”

Qin Ye then said: "There is something wrong with my stomach. The doctor said I need an operation. I will go back to my hometown tomorrow and ask my parents to borrow some money."

The person hesitated for two minutes before asking: "Don't you have enough money?"

Qin Ye: "It should be enough just to make do."

It took the other party a long time to reply: "Then you have to take care of yourself."

Qin Ye saw that the other party had no intention of borrowing money, so he could only take the initiative: "Baby, I have almost used all the money for checking today. Can you lend me three hundred to buy a ticket?"

009 was silent for three seconds upon seeing this, and then...

"Stab-!"

Qin Ye's wrist suddenly felt a pain and numbness like an electric shock. He thought the computer had a power leak, so he got up from the chair and flicked his wrist reflexively.However, before he could figure out the situation, a small black ball suddenly rushed out with lightning speed, knocking 009 directly into the window.

"Crack!"

009 was directly knocked to pieces. It looked at Bibi Luo in shock, and its body slowly slid down uncontrollably: "You... sneak... attack..."

Bibi Luo Jiejie smiled strangely: "I will not die that easily."

"Ding! The motherboard is damaged and the hibernation program is forced to start."

Before 009 could speak, he was forced into a dormant state and disappeared into the air with a whoosh.

Bibi Luo snorted coldly when he saw this, flew around the room as if patrolling the territory, and finally landed on Qin Ye's shoulder, with a friendly voice: "Dear host, didn't I scare you?"

Qin Ye glanced at it strangely: "You're not dead?"

Bibi Luo sounded proud: "The great Lady Cecia has given us eternal life, and Bibi Luo is immortal. How could that little ball without all the hair on it hurt me~"

After it finished speaking, it looked at the computer screen and said in a bewitching tone: "Dear host, don't you think a loan of 300 yuan is too little?"

Qin Ye glanced at it and didn't know what he was thinking. He lowered his eyes and lit a cigarette: "The other party won't believe it if you borrow too much."

"Then find a way to make him believe it," Bibiluo flew around him and praised loudly, "ask him out to meet you, let him fall in love with you, and give him whatever you want~"

Bibi Luo was like a little devil: "My dear host, no one will reject your charm~"

Qin Yeye thought I was not a common man. He blew out a wisp of smoke and flicked the ashes expressionlessly: "Let him fall in love with me, and then what?"

Bibi Luo let out that weird laugh again, excited and excited: "Of course I dumped him~"

A sincere heart is wrongly given away, and the great pain caused by being abandoned by the one you love is the negative power that Lady Cecia likes the most.

While they were talking, a transfer record popped up on their phone, no more, no less, exactly three hundred yuan.

Qin Ye clicked to confirm receipt, and then sent the word "thank you" to the other party. He ignored Bibi Luo's temptation and deception, and skillfully deleted and blocked friends.Turn off the lights and get ready for bed.

Bibi Luo followed him persistently: "Dear host, you have such a handsome appearance, why don't you make more use of it. You can be sought after by countless people and make them fall in love with you, for you..."

"Shut up."

Qin Ye was immune to its sugar-coated bullets, and his eyes were sharp: "If you dare to disturb my sleep again, I will skin you."

Bibiluo: "..."

The author has something to say: 009: Wait until I wake up tomorrow and kill you!

Bibi Luo:......