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    Yu Le smoked two cigarettes in the direction of the sea of ​​ruins, then closed the window and officially started the car. He adjusted the interior rearview mirror, glanced at the two young men sitting in the back seat, and snorted after a while.

    "Thanks to the two of you, I'm driving fatigued." He held the steering wheel with his left hand, and pointed his middle finger to Tang Yibu with his right hand, "I'll bump into it later."

    "Mr. Tu said that if something happened to this car, he would kill you with his own hands." Tang Yibu showed that impeccable smile again, and emphasized the word "hands-on".

    Yu Le scolded a dirty word in a low voice.

    The engine of the heavy armored off-road vehicle hummed softly, and several operating screens appeared in Yu Le's hands. For the captain of the main ship of the Zoushi, this operation was just a trivial matter. Yu Le didn't even look at it. After clicking on a few screens, the car made a sharp turn and drove away from the sea of ​​ruins.

    Ruan Xian leaned against the window, and the desolate scenery outside the window was dissolved by the night and became a piece of paste. They regressed rapidly, and the dry grass and gravel were the same, like cheap loop cutscenes.

    After a day of boredom in the ruins of the dilapidated ship, Tang Yibu was much more excited than him. The android hummed the backwards song again, tore a soft cloth from the luggage rack, and squeaked the iron beads that were trying to nibble on the upholstery on the back of the chair.

    "It would be great if I could take a bath here." Tang Yibu commented enthusiastically, threw the cleaned iron beads to Ruan Xian, and then stuffed all the cherry soda in the bag into the freezer. "I've always wanted to go to the Underground Union City, and I wanted to make a good impression on it."

    Ruan Xian took the iron bead, and the little thing rolled on his thigh for half a circle, and began to nibble on the metal button on his sleeve. Ruan Xian flicked the thick shell twice, "You seem to be very interested in everything."

    With Yu Le, they can no longer communicate without scruples, at least Tang Yibu will no longer use the weird way of speaking before. Ruan Xian stared at Tang Yibu, who was desperately wiping his face with a towel, and slowed his breathing.

    Before arriving at the underground United City, he and the android must continue to pretend to be lovers. It's best to be calm, if something happens, you should kiss or have to kiss. It is estimated that the healing blood gun will not be useful until the city.

    "Because it's very fresh." Tang Yibu took some water from the water maker and rubbed the particularly stubborn blood stains on his face. "Each petri dish has its own set of ecology, and it's a great adventure."

    When he said this, Tang Yibu was not expressionless. Apart from showing it to Yu Le on purpose, his micro-expression became clearer. This eccentric android really liked this journey. It's like they're just planning a trip abroad, not doing something dangerous under the noses of the mastermind.

    "Oh." Ruan Xian looked out the window and decided to try from another angle. "I thought you wouldn't bring iron beads, after all, it's useless to you."

    "It wants to be friends with us" Tang Yibu wrote "how can you say that" all over his face, sounding a little shocked. "It's not the same as Yule, and the recipes basically do not overlap with ours. Since there is no conflict of interest, as the saying goes, multiple friends have multiple paths."

    Ruan Xian started to have a headache, and Yu Le in the driver's seat tutted loudly, "At least Yu Le, who has the same recipe as yours, can drive, this thing is not only a quack, but also a fart. There are dangerous things like annihilation point everywhere. ."

    Iron Bead screeched loudly, jumped up and slammed into the bulletproof glass. The glass cracked and cracked.

    Yule ""

    "Mr. Yu, according to how precious Tu Rui is to this car, I think the damage just now is worth a punch." Tang Yibu touched the shell of the iron beads approvingly, the latter made a grunting sound, and the three in the gap One eye was fixed on Yu Le.

    "Don't encourage it." Ruan Xian rubbed his temples, "This glass is not good for anyone, Mr. Yu is already touching the gun."

    Iron beads made a series of rattling noises aggrieved.

    "I don't think it likes us every day. It comes and goes." Tang Yibu reached over and touched the iron beads lying on Ruan Xian's thigh, "We have to give it a name."

    "I think the bastard is good." Yu Le muttered, the iron beads rattled sharply, and added a brand new crack to the bulletproof glass.

    "Do you have any ideas, Mr. Ruan?" Tang Yibu ignored Yu Le and blinked at Ruan Xian. "After all, people cough, everyone likes to name other things."

    "I have no idea, I haven't raised anything." Ruan Xian turned his head and looked out the window again.

    Thinking about it carefully, he doesn't seem to have much of his own. Of course, he used to be rich, with huge assets that ordinary people can't save in their entire life. But he has no time or chance to spend them

    Although the room of the research institute is arranged according to his wishes, there will be people who come and go every day to disinfect it. After the age of twenty-five, his condition deteriorated further, and he would hardly step out of the building of the institute. His body weakened slowly and irreversibly, and his three meals a day gradually became less and less, and finally there were only specially treated fluid foods, or simply infusions and medicines to maintain the necessary nutrients.

    The assets in the account are increasing rapidly, but his life is getting paler.

    Later, nu00 was basically the only person he had left to talk to. As a top figure in the research institute, because of his terrifying appearance and bad health, few people dare to speak loudly in front of him, let alone communicate frankly.

    And the name nu00 is not even his name, just the system number of this project. If it could be done all over again, maybe he should give it a special name, he never even asked what it thought

    "Oh" Tang Yibu's slightly lost sigh came, pulling him out of his memory. "In other words, it's just you and me, Tie Zhuzi. Now I'm here to sign up your name. If you like it, you can rattle it three times, and if you don't like it, you can rattle it once."

    Ruan Xian turned his head, Tang Yibu picked up Tie Zhuzi with both hands, held it up in front of him, and looked at the three small eyes.

    "Sugar balls."

    "Gah."

    "sweet dumpling."

    "Gah."

    "Puff."

    "ga"

    "Hemp group."

    "ga"

    "It's starting to tremble." Ruan Xian couldn't stand it any longer, and reminded him friendly. "You sound like you'd love to eat it."

    "But it's spherical." Tang Yibu said solemnly, trying to look at the iron beads. "Those names all sound much better than Iron Beads."

    "Are you trying to say it's much more delicious? Forget it, I'll think about it too." Ruan Xian pinched his brows, then tapped the iron beads with his knuckles. "Pi, how is this name at least a little bit related to the sphere."

    "Quack quack," Tie Zhuzi affirmed hurriedly.

    "Then it's π." Ruan Xian shrugged, "It likes this name."

    "Strictly speaking, this pronunciation is also a type of food." Tang Yibu did not object, "You just added a package."

    "I'll cut in." Yu Le solemnly turned his head and interrupted the conversation. "Did you two graduate from kindergarten?"

    The iron bead that just got the name hit the bulletproof glass wall for the third time, Yu Le swallowed at the freshly baked rice-shaped crack, "Forget it, let's talk serious, how old are you two?"

    "It's more than 28." Ruan Xian was very straightforward. In a sense, this was indeed the truth. After hitting the glass, the iron beads crawled back to Ruan Xian's thighs and lay down angrily.

    "25 years old." Tang Yibu lied with a serious face.

    "It's great to be young, and to be able to commit two crimes in front of the target." Yu Le flicked his tongue for a while, "Old people are envious, I'm 36 years old. I'll call you Brother Yu from now on, do you hear me?"

    "At this rate, we will be able to reach the border of the United City in about four days. In addition to the time to search for the remnants of the rebel army, it will only be half a month. Do you mean this period of time in the future?" Tang Yibu has no good intentions I took a photo of the rice-shaped crack.

    "Four days to you, I have to sleep"

    "You can authorize it to me, and I will open it for you"

    "Dream" Yu Le pouted and flicked the floating music icon. Bach's tune floated out, and Yu Le's face became visibly bitter. "Damn Tu Rui"

    He operated his metal bracelet for a moment with one hand, and in less than ten seconds, the Bach in the car turned into a panting, explicit love song. Lao Yu let out a long sigh, shaking his head with the beat.

    "Is there a song by Carol Yang?" Tang Yibu began to order.

    Yu Le squinted at him and mumbled vaguely.

    "Is there a song by Carol Yang, Brother Yu?" Tang Yibu knew how to advance and retreat.

    "When this album is finished, I'll cut one for you, your kid's taste is quite popular." Yu Le said with satisfaction, "Driving in the middle of the night is also boring, talk with me for a while, and I'll play five songs for you. ."

    Tang Yibu nodded quickly. Ruan Xian tore open a bag of beef diced and had no intention of joining the conversation. It's a pity that Yu Le didn't let him go so easily. He didn't know whether he was curious or really suspicious. The former captain of the Walking Stone raised a rather deadly topic.

    "How did you two know each other?" From this angle, they could only see the back of Yu Le's head and the sharp eyes in the rearview mirror. "It's not me, the quality of you two is incredible. Most of the people who can survive these days are crooked melons and cracked dates. Occasionally, there are a few beauties, and they all try to be stable and match the crooked melons or cracked dates that can be beat best. . Not to mention the probability of being of the same sex, it is rare to see the opposite sex on both sides. The ones who know each other before the apocalypse are still.”

    Ruan Xian instantly became vigilant. Not to mention that he doesn't know much about the world. Due to physical factors, his love experience is completely zero. And Yu Le is a good person, and he is afraid that he will be exposed in just three words.

    He stopped chewing, looked at Tang Yibu, and made his voice sound lazier, "Come on, Yibu."

    "After the apocalypse." Tang Yibu took the topic very naturally, his eyes slightly curved with a smile. "It's just such a coincidence, wasn't I in the 1036 petri dish?"

    "Well, I heard Tu Rui mention this."

    "At that time, I was looking for a precious resource outside, and I met Mr. Ruan who had just climbed out of the dormant warehouse. At that time, he was still recovering from dormancy, and he couldn't even stand still. I took him back to the base. , that's how we got to know each other."

    "Ouch, heroes save beauty."

    Ruan Xian's face was a little stiff, Tang Yibu's words were half-truths, but it was easy for him to follow.

    "In short, there is such a relationship in it, and our personalities are also quite compatible. After going back and forth, things just happened." Tang Yibu touched the back of Ruan Xian's head. "that's it."

    "What about sending the child away?" Yu Le persevered, "Xiao Ruan, you continue. How did you two get along? You don't seem to be the type who is willing to make promises, so why do you like this annoying boy? One day you want to dump him, I can also consider a man"

    "I'm starting to find him annoying." Ruan Xian swallowed the beef in his mouth, his voice calm. "I was terribly weak and the first thing he did was kiss me."

    Since Tang Yibu threw the deck of cards, he could catch it.

    "That's because your body needs artificial respiration." Tang Yibu cried out in grievance, not knowing if the grievance was fake.

    "That doesn't stop me from finding you annoying. Plus, not many men like being held in the arms of another man."

    "Hey, it's hard for you to be strong, I can't drag or carry it"

    Ruan Xian smiled. The content and response of this conversation were extremely smooth, and no one could pick out anything suspicious.

    "We did meet like that, it's not too pleasant." Ruan Xian rushed to Yu Le and spread his hands, "As for what I liked about him, I found out that he is an unexpectedly simple person, and an attack is about to come, this fool Pulled me through the ruins and danced a song. I know he didn't think too much, but it felt good."

    "Oh, there is a set, Xiao Tang." Yu Le whistled.

    "Also, I like his eyes, that's all." Ruan Xian threw another grain of beef into his mouth and stuffed the plastic wrap into Pi on his knees.

    "You like my eyes" Tang Yibu put his face close, "You never mentioned it to me"

    "Don't be too proud." Ruan Xian pushed the android's face away. "The confession is my confession, and this guy accepts it. I have no plans to change the object for the time being. Do you have any more questions to ask? If you ask again, only adult paid content will be left."

    "Alas, what a pity." Yu Le accelerated his driving speed.

    While Ruan Xian was lying back on the back of the chair, Tang Yibu put his head over again and quickly rubbed his cheek.

    "Do you really like my eyes?" the android continued enthusiastically.

    "Shut up."

    "Then I can see you more." Tang Yibu replied happily, "I won't get tired of it anyway."

    Ruan Xian's breathing stopped for a moment, then he showed a perfect lover's smile to Tang Yibu, and continued to eat the beef in the bag.

    Lao Yu rolled his eyes, tugged at the song list for a while, and cut the songs into Carol Yang's farewell without saying goodbye. He jerked the steering wheel, and the time was approaching midnight.

    "See, that's the dead wall of Petri Dish 1036 over there."

    He tapped his unshaven chin to the right of the car.The dark dead wall was almost engulfed by the night.

    "Walk a few kilometers further, and this wall is considered a dead wall of the dungeon. The dungeon and the forest petri dish are separated by swamps and mountains. To get to the dungeon, the sea of ruins is the safest way. Otherwise, you have to choose the mountains., Sea Road, or 1489"

    Before he could finish his words, a beeping sound came from Ruan Xian's electronic wristband.

    "Oh, there's still a signal here, which is new." As soon as Lao Yu stepped on the brakes, the vehicle slowly stopped in the wilderness."pick up"

    Ruan Xian glanced at the name on the screen, turned his body, and excluded Tang Yibu from the scanning range of the screen.

    His back was sweating slightly.

    Guan Haiming's name jumped on the screen, but he obviously shouldn't have the ability to send signals outside the dead wall.They just passed under the eyes of Yu Le, and the test is coming again

    In Guan Haiming's mind, Tang Yibu is not his sweet boyfriend, but a stry type 307a231 who has almost no self-consciousness.

    Things are in trouble.

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