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    If you want to rank a list of psychological shadows for Yoyo's life that is less than three and a half years old, the moment when the pelican holds his head in one bite, he will definitely be ranked in the top three at this time.

    ...I treat you as a friend and you want to eat me! ? ? ?

    Yoyo was frightened and sluggish, full of thoughts:

    Done.

    Will the head eaten by the geese become less intelligent?

    Fortunately, the security guards were very close, and the pelican held her for at most three seconds.

    After breaking it open and carrying it away, Yoyo felt her eyes light up again.

    "Are you okay??"

    Gu Qizhou, Gu Miaomiao, and Ding Yao did not see the scene of the pelican eating the child, but only saw the immature pelican being carried away by the security guards like a chicken.

    Yoyo still looked sluggish, she reached out and touched her little head, as if to confirm whether it was eaten by pelicans.

    After a while, she slowly returned to her senses, pointed to the pelican who had been lifted to the side, and then pointed to her own head, her aggrieved mouth opened and closed silently, and the late cry was earth-shattering. sounded—

    "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    "My head! I was bitten! Not smart woo woo woo!!"

    The audience who watched the whole process, rather than worrying, laughed heartlessly:

    [Hahahahaha I'm sorry baby, it's not me being cruel, it's you who are so funny hahaha! 】

    【Why did we endure so much at such a young age hahahaha】

    【Goose is too much! Knowing that we yo yo baby are not smart and bite your head! Can you afford to be stupid? hahh]

    [Pelican: The children are so cute, I will dare next time! 】

    Not to mention other people, even Gu Miaomiao, who has always preferred her sister, couldn't help but hold back her laughter in her heart.

    Smart or not, it doesn't depend on other people's pelicans.

    Although the pelican held the child's head in one bite, after all, the whole mountain is a precious wild animal. Before they came, the person in charge of Nagasawa Mountain specially emphasized that it is not allowed to hurt animals during the shooting.

    Therefore, the security personnel can only put the pelican aside as an ancestor, and dare not hurt it.

    The little pelican looked at the child who was crying with tears and snot, and tilted his head in confusion.

    The children have the milky scent of human cubs, as well as a little bit of enchanting aura belonging to monster cubs. The little pelican grew up in Changze Mountain since childhood, and has seen many humans, but this is the first one.

    It was so curious that it refused to go, and looked at Yoyo from a distance.

    After all, was simply frightened, not really sad. The program team supported a small candy ball. Yoyo soon forgot the fear of being eaten by a small head, and let father wipe her with a wet towel. Face.

    "...I-I don't like you anymore."

    Yoyo said to the little pelican who was watching her not far away.

    "You scared me, small animals can't eat people!"

    The little pelican didn't respond, and the little black bean eye still looked at her curiously.

    This strange and spiritual look made Yoyo feel very familiar, and it seemed to be somewhat similar to the way Mianmian looked at her.

    "...Don't look at me like this, you, you have to apologize to me, so I can think about it again, whether to be friends with you."

    The little pelican seemed to understand what she was saying, and fluttered its wings and ran to the lake on the side to catch a fish for her.

    A mouth, a small fish is still swimming in its big mouth like a net pocket.

    Yoyo's eyes widened in surprise: "Wow - you are amazing!!"

    Gu Miaomiao: ?

    It scared you to tears just a few minutes ago, but in a blink of an eye it's amazing again.

    You really don't remember to eat or fight.

    After Yoyo's situation was settled, the house selection competition began again.

    To everyone's surprise, probably learned from Gu Miaomiao's trial, Xiaosuo actually made a big ball of mud and put his chicken feathers in it.

    Xiaosuo's father was not happy when he saw it:

    "Little Lock, did you come up with this method! How can you steal other people's ideas!"

    Xiaosuo's father's voice was not small. He was murdered by his father in front of so many people, and Xiaosuo was frightened for a few seconds.

    He is the more eccentric among these children. Director Zhou is worried that the children's fragile self-esteem will be hurt, so he quickly smooths things out:

    "Xiao Suo, the game must be fair, let's think of other ways, okay?"

    Perhaps frightened by his father's harsh tone just now, Xiao Suo suddenly became a little bit on the point. He insisted on doing what others didn't let him do. He held his mud ball and insisted on using Gu Miaomiao's method.

    Gu Miaomiao weighed it, Xiao Suo's strength was stronger than her, if she really could throw him farther than anyone else, she might not be able to throw him.

    Director Zhou was also in trouble. It was very tricky when the child was stubborn. Forcibly scolding him would only be counterproductive. He could only hint that Ding Yao used to help relieve the siege.

    But this time, Ding Yao, who has always been popular with children, didn't work either. The little boy who was about to win or lose seemed to deliberately fight against his black-faced father, fighting him silently.

    Yoyo also vaguely sensed from her sister's expression that they seemed to be giving up the first place.

    ...but, but! Although Xiao Suo looks like she doesn't want to lose, Yoyo also doesn't want to see her sister lose!

    Gu Miaomiao looked at the anxious Yoyo, thinking that she really wanted to live in a good house, so she touched her head and comforted:

    "The second best house is also very good, don't be sad."

    She is so sad!

    Her sister was supposed to be number one!

    Yoyo, who was stomping her feet in a hurry, turned around in place until she met the little pelican behind her. She was stunned for a moment. Suddenly, her IQ was online in time!

    "Sister, sister, sister, sister!"

    Excited, Yoyo started directly, pinched the long mouth of the little pelican, and led it to run in the direction of Gu Miaomiao.

    "Give it to Goose! Goose is amazing!!"

    Gu Miaomiao looked at the little pelican, who was inexplicably aggrieved by Yoyo's long mouth, and thought that you are also very powerful. It seems that the pelican can eat people and can't leave a shadow on your heart.

    So when the game officially started, the audience saw that everyone else was a normal routine, and only Gu Miaomiao was alone——

    Holding a small pelican.

    The atoning pelican also had a chicken feather in its mouth.

    The moment the whistle sounded, the little pelican, who was patted by Gu Miaomiao, took the lead and flew far away in the blink of an eye.

    Yoyo is even more happy than the little pelican. Seeing that my sister took the first place, she was so happy that she ran around the field:

    "Sister won, sister won~!"

    Seeing Yoyo celebrating happily, Xiaosuo couldn't hold back, and was so angry that she cried on the spot. .

    Xiaosuo's father didn't soften his heart when he saw him crying, but hardened his heart:

    "Do you know where I went wrong? Would you dare to do it next time?"

    Xiao Suo, who was not comforted, cried even louder.

    Yo Yo hurriedly stepped forward to comfort:

    "Brother Xiaosuo doesn't cry or cry, who is bullying you, you beat him for you!"

    Xiao Suo glanced at her resentfully.

    "Forehead……"

    Yo Yo didn't realize that it was she who made Xiao Suo cry, and she shouted to protect him very righteously, and she was not allowed to kill Xiao Suo's father again.

    Xiaosuo's father also has a headache.

    However, he is still very principled. Originally, they still had to be the second farthest, and they should have chosen the second house. However, because of Xiaosuo's illegitimate means, he decided to voluntarily give up and leave it to the last choice.

    After choosing a house, it was almost time for lunch.

    By convention, the first meal is for everyone to gather at the best house in the house.

    This time, the Yoyo family finally raised their eyebrows, became the host once, and lived in a luxurious cabin.

    "Wow... Yo Yo, your home is so beautiful!"

    Tian Tian was lying enviously by the window of the log cabin. This was not the top of the mountain, but looking out, he could see Changze Mountain was full of autumn scenery, with a faint sea of ​​clouds surging, which was as beautiful as a fairyland.

    Yoyo also liked it very much, turned around and said to Xiaosuo:

    "Brother Xiaosuo, do you like it here? You can come to my house and let's play together."

    Lock nodded.

    He was coaxed three times and two times by Yoyo, and he had completely forgotten what Yoyo made her cry just now.

    "I'm sorry." He even took the initiative to apologize to Gu Miaomiao, "I shouldn't have used your method to compete with you for the first place. Miaomiao is sorry."

    Gu Miaomiao was surprised that he admitted his mistake so quickly.

    But on second thought, it seems that children are like this, they are easy to make mistakes and easy to correct, and they will not have as many concerns as adults who are unwilling to admit their mistakes.

    As long as they are properly guided, even children with wrong nature can be corrected.

    Gu Miaomiao glanced at her.

    "Sister, do you want to reconcile with Xiao Suo? Do you want to reconcile?"

    The emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuch urged Yoyo in a hurry.

    "……Um."

    When Gu Qizhou, who helped with the dishes, came over and asked the children to eat, what he saw was a scene of several children playing together happily.

    After dinner, it was time for lunch break.

    "Yoyo, why don't you sleep yet? We still have tasks in the afternoon. If you don't sleep, you will have no energy in the afternoon."

    Yoyo, who was carrying a small bench and knelt by the window to watch the scenery, held her face and refused to take her eyes away from the scenery outside.

    The forest outside the window is full of stains, and the mountains in the sea of ​​clouds are warm in tone, like the warm autumn sunshine spreading out, which makes people feel warm.

    She pointed to the scenery outside the window to show her father:

    "It looks good!"

    Far from the bustling city of reinforced concrete, the magnificence of nature will shock children more strongly than adults.

    Yoyo reminded me of the forest in my dream again.

    The forest in the dream was just as beautiful as this one, but unfortunately she hadn't had time to see what it looked like before it caught fire. She only saw that it was swallowed up by the fire, the branches were roasted crackling, and there were animals screaming from nowhere. .

    That scene was horrible.

    Gu Qizhou didn't know what Yoyo was thinking. He only heard Yoyo finish the last sentence, and the next sentence immediately jumped to another topic:

    "...So we must protect the forest! Protect the animals! Protect the little monsters!"

    The little girl clenched her fists and looked serious.

    Gu Qizhou had become accustomed to her intermittent ambitions and continued babbling. Hearing this, he just snorted dryly, picked her up from the window, and tucked her into the bed.

    "It's not a child's job to protect the forest, it's just to get a good night's sleep."

    Accompanied by the distant and clear chirping of larks outside the window, Yoyo took a fragrant nap.

    When he woke up, Gu Qizhou changed Yoyo into a new set of clothes.

    "Would it be good to wear this in the afternoon?"

    Most of the clothes in the suitcase were prepared by Yu Lan for Yoyo. She matched everything from clothes to shoes, but Gu Qizhou preferred to wear cute and cute clothes for her daughter.

    —Like this little lion jumpsuit he was holding up.

    Yoyo is very picky about clothes, and she dislikes Gu Qizhou's aesthetics.

    "I don't want, I want to wear a princess dress!"

    However, after being chased by Gu Qizhou holding her small clothes for a long time, she still gave in.

    While wearing it, he said:

    "Hey dad, you are really naive."

    Gu Qizhou, who was called naive by a three-year-old child: ...? ? ?

    never mind.

    Whatever she said, she wore it anyway~

    After Yoyo changed into the lion jumpsuit and Gu Qizhou took off the towel covering the camera in the room, the audience in front of the screen could instantly understand Gu Qizhou's obsession with this dress.

    because

    [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly ! ! 】

    [Woooooo little baby and lion's tail are really sprouting blood! ! ! 】

    【Ah, ah, put on your hat! ! I knocked what little cute lion cub this is and I sucked! 】

    Yoyo was originally a small one. She usually wears small clothes and skirts in the style of a cute little princess.

    However, it was wrapped from head to toe by this lion costume, only revealing a pair of dark grape eyes, just like a live lion cub.

    Gu Qizhou was very satisfied, holding Gu Miaomiao, who was walking in a cool way, in one hand, and the cute lion cub in the other, attracted countless envious eyes along the way, and the old father's vanity to show off his daughter was completely satisfied.

    Especially Zhouzhou's father, Xiaosuo's father and Joe's father, who had no daughters, looked at Gu Qizhou's two lovely daughters, and their eyes were green with envy.

    "Gu Dao, your family is not short of sons. I will exchange our Zhouzhou with yours. How about I help you raise a daughter for a few days?"

    Gu Qizhou was about to say no when he listened to Yoyo's second answer:

    "Okay, okay!"

    Gu Qizhou: ? ? ? ?

    Yoyo stupidly replied: "I like Daddy Zhouzhou! Daddy Zhouzhou's cooking is delicious!"

    Zhouzhou's father, who was affirmed by the little girl, laughed so hard that he could not see his teeth.

    "...don't even think about it!"

    The precocious Zhouzhou is still fanning the flames: "It doesn't matter Dad, I will marry Yoyo in the future, Yoyo will be our family!"

    Gu Qizhou & Gu Miaomiao: ? Don't even think about it, little turtle! !

    Director Zhou interrupted them with a smile and announced the tasks of the children in the afternoon:

    "...The ingredients for the afternoon dinner, we had already put them in the forest, waiting for our children to retrieve them, but now there is a little accident."

    "The ingredients in the forest have been taken away by the monsters. In order to prevent the fathers from starving, the children need to find the monsters in the forest, negotiate with them, and get back the ingredients that belong to us."

    "Children, are you confident?"

    When it comes to food, Yoyo replied in a loud and enthusiastic voice:

    "Have!"

    "Okay." Director Zhou sent a map to each of the children, "Follow the map and find the monster that each of you is responsible for."

    The children with baskets set off.

    At the same time, Yong Ze also returned to Changze Mountain.

    There is a special mountain road for him to go up the mountain. Coincidentally, the first place the mountain passes on that road is the lake where a group of pelicans often fish.

    "Brother Yongze, Brother Yongze!!"

    When the little pelican saw Yong Ze's return, it couldn't wait to transform into a ten-year-old boy and plunged into Yong Ze's arms.

    "I saw a very interesting little sister today! She's a little bit like a human being and a little bit like a monster. She smells good, and she looks so-so cute!"

    Yong Ze guessed who he met.

    However, he thought of something and looked down at the little boy.

    "and then?"

    The little boy, not yet aware of the approaching danger, told him cheerfully:

    "Then I gently bit her as usual, and she cried so loudly!"

    Monsters and humans express their likes differently, and they often hurt people when they play, so he doesn't hurt others' sense of proportion.

    Yong Ze's eyes moved slightly, but his tone was indifferent.

    "How did you bite?"

    The little boy was still immersed in the joy of meeting the cute little girl, and danced and gestured:

    "It's just..."

    Just as he was talking, he suddenly saw Yong Ze returning to the form of a lion.

    The majestic lion was much taller than him when he was growing up. The little boy didn't understand how he suddenly changed back to his original form, and his vision suddenly darkened.

    "Is that how you bite?"

    Yong Ze, who opened his mouth and ate the little boy's head in, said calmly. :,,,

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