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    At any rate, in the past life, she and Yu Lan lived under the same roof for more than 20 years. Gu Miaomiao's understanding of Yu Lan can be said to be very profound.

    Before Yu Lan became a star, although her family was ordinary, she was also the apple of her family's palm. She had never been in the kitchen since she was a child.

    As for becoming a star at the age of 18, it was even more so, until she married into the Gu family, and there was no need for her to cook by herself.

    So at this time, after Yu Lan got the vegetable basket given by the program team, she took it in disbelief and asked:

    "... Want me to cook?"

    The program staff smiled and said:

    "Yes, now Dad and the kids are fishing, so moms have dinner ready at home, waiting for Dad and kids to come home after a hard day's work."

    Yu Lan mercilessly revealed the truth:

    "When Gu Qizhou catches fish, I might as well expect Gu Miaomiao to return from fishing."

    The staff's smile froze.

    Guo, it really is the legendary Yu Lan, this is too disrespectful to say...

    But the funny thing is, since Yu Lan received the cooking task here, and the fishing task over Yoyo was carried out at the same time, when Yu Lan just finished saying this, Gu Qizhou felt like there was telepathy——

    Step on a moss-grown stone in the creek and slip.

    Yu Lan said again, "Do I really have to cook?"

    The staff member cautiously said, "You, you first... try it?"

    Yu Lan walked with the basket and said, "I dare to do it, but I don't know if they dare to eat it."

    This honest and straightforward style of painting is familiar, and the audience burst into laughter:

    [Hahahahaha I laughed so hard, Sister Lan is still your Sister Lan! 】

    [Sister Lan's understanding of Director Gu is too deep hahaha]

    [Ah ah ah, why did Sister Lan look even better after giving birth! ? ? 】

    [Sure enough, it's still the domineering sister Lan that I am familiar with. I thought my sister Lan would become a housewife who cooks and has children after getting married. Fortunately, there is no 1551.]

    Of course, Yu Lan has had a black and red physique since his debut, and there are as many black fans as there are fans.

    [It's so annoying, why does such a good variety show have to invite the mistress? Is it bad for society? 】

    [Are some viewers chasing after the stars? Xiaosan is also a fan? 】

    [Is there anyone who doesn't know about Yu Lan's black material? What is it like now? Do you have to rely on your daughter to clean up? 】

    Although Yu Lan's fans have been Buddhist for a long time, they were also torn apart with Xiaohua Xiaosheng back then, and immediately counterattacked:

    [Open your mouth and shut your mouth is Xiaosan, is this the ancestral career of the Ning family so proficient? Can you identify the third child through the network cable? 】

    [There are so many people in the circle who helped to refute the rumor that Sister Lan and Director Gu only met after Director Gu's ex-wife died. Ning closed his eyes and didn't listen, did he really take you as the world? 】

    [Our sister Lan just recorded a parent-child variety show and hasn't come back yet. Some Xiaohua's sense of crisis is too strong, right? Our sister Lan has been out of film for three years, is Ning still so afraid? 】

    [This familiar professional black fan routine, I'm quite short of money recently, pull me into the group and make money together :)]

    When the pink and black were chatting with each other, the kitchen killer Yu Lan had already strode into the kitchen carrying the dishes.

    Isn't it just cooking?

    It's not that she hasn't fired or seen.

    The green peppers, tomatoes, and meat in the basket are all washed and cut, the eggs are broken and stirred, and then put into the pot to fry——

    No matter how bad it is, where can it go?

    Yu Lan quickly rolled up his sleeves and started work.

    And the fishing team far away from the creek also started the official fishing competition in full swing.

    "... Each of our five groups of families will form a team to fish in this creek. The group that catches the most fish will be able to win the first prize..."

    A short distance away, the little pelican that ate children before hid in the grass beside the creek and observed it secretly.

    next to the little girl...

    It seems to be brother Yongze, right?

    woohoo.

    Brother Yongze plays with her as a big lion!

    He has no such treatment! !

    Thinking of the bite that Yong Ze had bitten before, although nothing happened, but the monster's animal instinct is very strong, being threatened by such a big monster at the top of the food chain, the heart and liver trembled with fright.

    Even if the human cub is really cute, he can't treat him like this!

    The little pelican bit the tree trunk pitifully.

    Yoyo didn't know that there were monsters secretly jealous of her, she held her sister's hand and tentatively put her little feet into the water, and said a little novelly:

    "It's so cold!"

    Gu Miaomiao carefully supported her and instructed: "the water is very slippery, be careful, don't fall like your father."

    Yoyo nodded seriously: "I won't be ashamed!"

    Gu Qizhou, who just lost his life: ...

    Gu Miaomiao has seen through what gift the show team has prepared. It's just because the mothers are here today, and they want to have a warm scene and let the children try to win a wreath... Oh no, win a wreath for the mother to put on.

    If this was just a gift, Gu Miaomiao would not bother to fight, but...

    Thinking of the gossip on the Internet, Gu Miaomiao's mind moved slightly and she had some plans.

    "YoYo!"

    Gu Qizhou didn't pay attention, and with a squeak, he followed Gu Qizhou's footsteps and fell into the stream.

    The water in the creek was so shallow that it didn't even cover the adult's calf, but for the little girl who fell into the creek, the water was a disaster. He was about to drown in seconds.

    "Sister save me! Sister save me!"

    Gu Miaomiao was a little stunned.

    It was clear that Gu Qizhou and Ding Yao were very close to her, but her first reaction was her sister.

    "...Be careful, does it hurt when you fall?"

    Gu Miaomiao looked at Yoyo who was picked up by Yong Ze who was pretending to be a monster, and asked softly.

    Yoyo in Yong Ze's arms pouted her little mouth so high:

    "It hurts! My butt hurts! It takes my sister to kiss Yoyo's face!"

    Everyone around him laughed.

    Gu Miaomiao blushed for her.

    "No." Mr. Ba Miaomiao coldly refused.

    Yo Yo started acting like a spoiled brat again:

    "Sister, you don't love me anymore, I'm not your favorite sister anymore..."

    Gu Miaomiao is really puzzled, why she can say such... shy words so boldly.

    What she likes and what she doesn't like is something she is ashamed to say.

    Even if she saw a toy she liked very much on the side of the road when she was a child, she would not speak out.

    I will never say what I like directly and frankly like Yoyo.

    ...Why, can she say it so easily?

    Director Zhou, who was looking at him secretly, also noticed Gu Miaomiao's attitude. After pondering for a while, he talked with the screenwriter on the spot and seemed to be adjusting some aspects.

    It took a long time for Xiaoxi to linger, and the game was finally about to start.

    Gu Miaomiao put aside those unnecessary thoughts, rolled up her sleeves, and had the attitude of having a big fight.

    After all, Gu Qizhou and Gu Youyou can't count on the two silly white sweets, and this family still needs someone to push them behind their backs!

    Anyway-

    The number one must be hers!

    Xiao Suo, who was beside her, caught a glimpse of the firm light in her eyes, and whispered a little cowardly and not too convinced:

    "...I...I'll do my best this time too! I want a prize too!"

    Gu Miaomiao glanced at him:

    "Why tell me, I won't let you."

    Xiaosuo didn't intend to wait for her to let him, but Gu Miaomiao's words were too powerful, and he was stunned at once, feeling as if he was really lost, and turned his head to his father aggrieved:

    "Wuwuwu Dad, what if I can't grab Miaomiao..."

    Xiaosuo's father could not laugh or cry.

    "Everyone is in their place-"

    "ready, go!"

    Following Director Zhou's order, all the fathers and children in the water, as well as the monsters they found, all began to help fish together.

    "Caught, caught... oops! I ran away again!"

    "I have one here!"

    "Running again! It's too hard to catch!"

    Because of the natural beauty of the subject of this show, it's certainly not possible to give them something like a harpoon to kill.

    So everyone is empty-handed to catch fish, and they can source materials around themselves, but fishing nets and bags will not be given to them.

    Even a veteran like Gu Miaomiao who fishes from a small river has difficulty, let alone someone who has never climbed a tree.

    The useless little girl squatted in the water, and seemed to have found the pleasure of taking a bath amid the rising and falling splashes, her exposed half of her head gurgling bubbles.

    Yong Ze, who is also not good at fishing, squatted aside and watched her blow bubbles.

    The little pelican, who was watching in secret, was jealous again.

    Taking advantage of everyone's attention on the fishermen, it slipped quietly behind Yong Ze, and thought of a direction he couldn't see unexpectedly, and then lightly bit the child to try to see what she was. What a taste of human cubs.

    As it turned out, as soon as it approached—

    "...Brother Lion, what are you doing?"

    Yoyo, who was blowing bubbles, put his head out of the water a little bit, and looked curiously at Yong Ze who was holding the little pelican's long mouth.

    Yong Ze, who was dressed in the lion's skin, was very calm, but he did not allow the little pelican to resist and close the mouth it was about to open, for fear of hearing his voice, he did not speak.

    The little pelican flapped its wings angrily and screamed in his mind:

    ——Brother Yongze doesn't like him! !

    ——He isn't Brother Yongze's favorite little pelican either! ! !

    Probably because the flapping of the wings was too loud, Gu Miaomiao looked back at the little pelican, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

    The camera also captured Gu Miaomiao's subtle expression at this time:

    【Miao Zong iswatchingyou】

    [Little pelican, run for your life, you have been targeted by the dark forces! 】

    [Hahaha, I seem to be able to see the fate of the little pelican in the future! 】

    "Goose goose!"

    Yoyo didn't know what to think, but also brightened up.

    She stood up from the water, walked over quickly and hugged the long neck of the little pelican, and asked innocently:

    "Are you good at catching fish!? Can you help us catch fish??"

    There was a faint milky fragrance from the little girl, and there was a smell of the same kind that made her very familiar.

    ……but!

    Because this little girl stole brother Yongze, he doesn't want to help her for the time being!

    The little pelican whose mouth was loosened by Yongze spread its wings and leaped into the air. Under everyone's envious and surprised gaze, it followed the stream all the way down, and quickly picked up three or four big fish from the water and pocketed it. in the lower beak.

    Then slack back.

    "...Can you still ask for foreign aid?"

    The fathers who were sweating profusely and didn't catch one sighed with envy.

    Yoyo saw the little pelicans come back victoriously, and they walked very arrogantly, and clapped and clapped with the venue:

    "You're amazing! You're amazing!"

    The little pelican was triumphant, thinking that it was one of the few pelicans left, of course it was amazing!

    ...but even if she blows rainbow farts! He was only going to give her a look! Just take a look!

    All the cameras are on this wonderful little pelican, ready to see the strange scene of the little pelican delivering fish to the human cub.

    However, just as he slowly opened his mouth to show off the fatty fish he hid in his lower beak, and wanted to close his mouth after showing off—

    "Yo yo hurry up!!"

    Gu Miaomiao, who supported the little pelican's upper beak and lower beak with both hands, said firmly.

    Yoyo only stayed for a while, without thinking why, her body automatically followed Gu Miaomiao's order and reached out to fish.

    The fleshy little hand grabbed the fish's tail violently, using both hands, grabbed the fish's tail and threw the fish in the little pelican's mouth into Gu Miaomiao's back basket.

    The little pelican whose mouth was opened: ...?

    The rest: ? ? ?

    The fuck is that okay? ? ? ? :,,,

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