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    No one expected this kick.

    The audience reacted faster than the director team, and the crew members who followed the filming had not recovered, and the live broadcast room had a large number of barrages—

    【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! 】

    【Sisters, you are arguing with my eyes】

    【Look at our poor little baby! Can you still laugh hahahahaha]

    [No, Director Gu was still very immersed when he got out of the car, and his legs were thrown like a photo shoot]

    [Forcing the style, the daughter is gone hahahaha]

    [Yoyo: Our father-daughter kindness is over until today! 】

    "YoYo!!"

    Gu Qizhou, who had recovered, was so frightened that his heart skipped a beat.

    Fortunately, the places where he fell were soft lawns and shrubs, but a little bit of flowers and plants were crushed. When he picked up the stunned Yoyo, he was not injured except for the messy hair.

    "Dad why are you kicking me!!!"

    Poor Yo Yo angrily complained.

    Feeling guilty and wanting to laugh, Gu Qizhou patted the dirt on Yoyo's skirt.

    After all, he kicked a star kid with more fans than him in front of the national audience. Even if he was his own father, Gu Qizhou felt that he was likely to be scolded by fans to be autistic.

    So he threw the pot directly on the head of Zhou Dao, who was not at the scene.

    "Blame your Uncle Zhou for insisting on giving me a bike ride. Dad wouldn't kick you if he drove here as usual!"

    [Director Zhou: ? ? ? Blame me? 】

    [Hahahaha Gu Dao’s backhand is a dumping pot, I feel sorry for Zhou Dao, and soon #“Growing Diary” has a script real hammer# will be on the hot search hahaha]

    [Hahaha, I knew that the start of the Gu family would not disappoint me. The other three started warmly. Only the Gu family started with a sand sculpture xswl]

    Of course, in the harmonious hahaha, there were also many remarks accusing Gu Qizhou of being a scumbag, valuing sons over women, cheating and raising illegitimate children, and using his daughter to whitewash himself.

    However, as soon as it appeared, it was scattered by more haha ​​parties in a festive and happy screen.

    The audience is happy, but the director team is sweating,

    The live broadcast is not completely synchronized, and there would have been a five-second delay in the middle to give the director team room to deal with emergencies.

    However

    Because the picture is too funny, no one reacted to cut the shot.

    Fortunately, looking at the situation in the live broadcast room, although everyone is laughing at the problem of the script, they don't mind too much.

    The staff breathed a sigh of relief.

    please!

    Although this kind of accident has a great program effect, I beg you to follow the script!

    No more exciting surprises for you!

    An apologetic Gu Qizhou bent down and raised Yoyo above his head, letting her sit on his shoulders, and when passing by the stall in the park, he even bought her a big strawberry-flavored marshmallow.

    Yo Yo, such a person who remembers eating but not beating, quickly forgot about it.

    When it was time to go home after feeding the koi, this time Yoyo vigilantly said to Gu Qizhou:

    "...Dad, don't kick me again, I'll be angry if you kick me again."

    Gu Qizhou patted his chest and assured:

    "Absolutely not! How could Dad kick my cute little daughter? Come on up!"

    Yoyo was dubious, but in the end, she obediently climbed onto the back seat of the bicycle.

    Gu Qizhou, who was riding a bicycle, reflected on his mistake just now. Although he couldn't see the live broadcast, he also knew how many people liked their family on the Internet. His kick just now was probably the last thing he did. Sensitivity has been kicked off.

    Originally, the humble old father, who wanted to rub off on the popularity of the passers-by, shed tears in his heart.

    However, the more uneasy in his heart, Gu Qizhou's thoughts became more and more erratic. When they rode their bicycles back home, they thought in their hearts that Gu Qizhou, who must not be kicked this time, was not on the same line.

    His mouth was still muttering, and his feet were already raised.

    The vigilant Yoyo, with quick eyes and quick hands, hugged Gu Qizhou's waist with one hand. Like a little koala, his small hands and calves were firmly wrapped around Gu Qizhou's body, and he asked:

    "Dad, have you forgotten me again?"

    Gu Qizhou, who has raised one leg: "This..."

    "Dad, you just promised me not to kick me!"

    Gu Qizhou, who had been left in cold sweat: "Yo, listen to my explanation..."

    "Don't listen, don't listen!"

    Yoyo released Gu Qizhou, quickly jumped off the bicycle, and rushed into the house—

    "Mom!! Sister!! Brother-!!"

    The camera followed Yoyo's perspective and entered Gu's house in the early morning.

    "—Dad kicked me off the bike today!!!"

    No matter what you can do, Yoyo, who is the first to complain, crossed her hips and complained loudly to the whole family about Gu Qizhou's cruel behavior.

    In the live broadcast room, keen viewers have heard that there is a brother among the people who are shouting.

    The melon eaters were excited:

    【Are you coming? Are you coming! The pictures taken by the paparazzi are blurred! Where is the illegitimate child, give me Kangkang! 】

    [Woo yo yo baby, this brother's shouting makes my heart hurt, stupid baby, do you know that this is the illegitimate child her father messed around outside? 】

    [I wonder if you haven't seen the paternity test saying it's an illegitimate child, right? What if it's really just an adopted child? 】

    [Does anyone still eat this kind of brainwashing bag? Would a normal person adopt a disabled boy after having two healthy daughters? If you want to adopt, you should adopt a healthy one, right? 】

    From the beginning of this brother, the style of the live broadcast suddenly changed.

    However, the Gu Zhai in front of the camera was not affected by the tense atmosphere of the audience. After Yoyo finished her grievances, Yu Lan, who was practicing yoga on the balcony, hung upside down in a twisted posture, like a beautiful spider spirit, and said coldly. :

    "Oh? Gu Qizhou, what's going on?"

    Gu Qizhou hurriedly explained:

    "This! The program team told me not to drive and go by bicycle. I haven't ridden a bicycle for a long time! Where do you remember to let the person in the back seat get off first?"

    Gu Miaomiao, who was practicing the piano in the living room, also put down the piano in her hand and looked over, her slightly raised eyes clearly saying "Why are you so stupid".

    Gu Qizhou: "..."

    "Okay, I know I'm wrong. Miaomiao, if you look at Dad like this again, Dad will feel very frustrated."

    Gu Miaomiao said lightly while cleaning up her violin:

    "I didn't say anything, it's Dad, you think too much."

    ...you don't need to say anything, your eyes are enough to despise people, okay?

    Yoyo looked left and right without seeing Shen Jingchuan, and asked, "Where is my brother?"

    Gu Miaomiao took the piano box and went upstairs:

    "I'm packing my things in the room."

    There are a lot of things that Silent River needs to pack up today.

    Because today's highlight is on him.

    "Then I'll find him myself!"

    Yoyo, who couldn't wait to share things with her brother, ran upstairs.

    The film crew was very pleased.

    Although the unreliable Gu Qizhou did not follow the script, the little boy Yoyo has been diligently driving the audience's perspective.

    The cameraman didn't go upstairs. The program team had already installed cameras in all corners of Gu's house as early as yesterday. Due to the large area of ​​Gu's house, there were hundreds of cameras large and small.

    During live broadcast, you only need to direct the camera to cut the camera to change the perspective.

    So when Yoyo pushed open the door of Shen Jingchuan's room, the eagerly-awaited audience finally saw the true face of the "illegitimate child".

    "Brother! Did you hear what I just said downstairs! Dad kicked me off my bike woohoo!"

    The little girl was aggrieved, and she flipped over the foot of the bed in the bedroom, and naturally climbed onto the bed of Shen Jingchuan.

    The little boy sitting on the stool looked about nine years old, with ebony hair and slightly pale skin in contrast.

    Unlike the elementary school chicken who smirked all day long, the little boy looked very light, and his sharp-tailed eyes were more stable than his age.

    He answered somewhat helplessly:

    "I heard it, does it hurt?"

    Yoyo shook his head: "No! I didn't cry! Isn't it brave!"

    Shen Jingchuan looked at the little girl who was waiting to be praised, and there was a faint smile in her voice unconsciously.

    "It's very brave."

    Just two sentences.

    The audience who were waiting to scold the illegitimate child in the live broadcast room were shocked.

    [...Fuck, what kind of immortal appearance is this little brother! ! Why does this kid have such a nose, nose and eyes? ? ? 】

    [dbq may really be the five senses that determine my three views, this little boy is really good-looking, sister can! ! ! 】

    [Be awake, no matter how you look at this face, it doesn't look like Gu Qizhou at all. Well, those who have illegitimate children can shut up.]

    [Only my focus is on the tone of the little brother and Yoyo? Why does my mother have a magical sense of Su when she was young? 】

    [It's too gentle to speak to this, woo woo woo! When I saw my backhand, I wanted to strangle my bastard brother who grabbed snacks from me! ! 】

    [The country owes me a brother, I have said that I am tired]

    【Can I exchange my stinky brother for a gentle and lovely little brother? 】

    [I think it's a little bit similar...]

    [It is also because good-looking people have similarities. You can compare the photos of Director Gu when he was young. Yoyo and Miaomiao have similarities, but this little brother is really different.]

    For the audience, the novel Silent River is just a family member that you can see every day for Yoyo.

    Having received the compliment, she just shook her calf happily, then pointed to the mechanical parts and a mechanical arm on the ground and asked:

    "What are these?"

    Sitting on the small stool, Silent Chuan answered trivial parts while counting the trivial parts:

    "It's my entry in the competition."

    The recording time of the program is also meaningful. Today happens to be the day when Shen Jingchuan participated in the provincial science and technology competition. The whole family who happened to be free because of recording variety shows are going to send him to participate in the competition together.

    "I know it's your work, but what is this, it looks... kind of scary."

    Yoyo has seen him playing with this gadget several times, but Dad kept saying not to disturb brother, so she didn't ask.

    "It's a robotic arm."

    Shen Jingchuan showed the arm to Yoyo, and holding the armrest of the wheelchair, he slowly propped himself up from the small stool and sat back on the wheelchair.

    Yoyo didn't help, because Shen Jingchuan would never let anyone help him with such trivial matters.

    It wasn't until he finished the action that the audience suddenly remembered that he was actually missing a leg.

    Everyone who just praised Shen Jingchuan's beauty couldn't help but sigh.

    The most regrettable thing is that the white jade is slightly flawed.

    "What is a robotic arm?" Yoyo, who doesn't know anything about this kind of hard-core science and engineering, scratched her head, "Is it for robots?"

    When it comes to his professional field, Shen Jingchuan naturally becomes professional:

    "It is not for robots, but for people who have lost their arms. There is a built-in chip in it, which can complete the simple function of grabbing objects, and even the delicate movements of holding a pen and writing..."

    Yo Yo sounded thoughtful.

    "... With further improvement of the chip, it is possible to simulate real touch in the future, that is to say, the use of sensors to decompose the signals felt by the fingers into bioelectric signals, and through the nerve endings to make the user feel the real touch..."

    The reason why he is engaged in this research is that Shen Jingchuan also has the idea that he can make more advanced prosthetic limbs for himself in the future, but the legs are more complicated than the hands, and he has not studied so deeply for the time being.

    After talking for a long time, Shen Jingchuan suddenly realized that Yoyo probably didn't understand, so he braked suddenly.

    "...In short, this is for human use."

    Don't say Yo Yo, the audience are all stunned.

    This motherfucker is only nine years old?

    I'm afraid they can't do it at ninety years old, right? ?

    Nodding solemnly on the surface, in fact, he only understands one sentence, Yoyo's big eyes are shining:

    "If this is for people, can you lend me to use it later, brother?"

    Shen Jingchuan was a little surprised:

    "What do you use? What do you use it for?"

    Yoyo is a little embarrassed and said:

    "...I still have a lot of unfinished Chinese homework. Brother, can you ask your robotic hand to copy it for me, hehehe?"

    Shen Jingchuan: "...?"

    The audience in the live broadcast room was also silent for a long time:

    【The case is solved, the case is solved】

    [Yes, everyone, let's go, no need to eat melons]

    [Judging from the insurmountable IQ gap between Yoyo and her brother, it is impossible for Yoyo to have a genius brother! Director Gu can't give birth to such a talented son! 】

    [If these two are the same father, I will unscrew my head and play it as a ball for you! ! ! 】

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