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    Yoyo, who ate with her mouth red and hot and tearful, didn't know that an unlimited number of ducks were waving at her.

    She was just eating and thinking, ducks are delicious, much better than dry bread. There are people in the world who don't like ducks and choose to eat dry bread. Is this the world of adults?

    "YoYo"

    Just as Yoyo single-handedly turned the elegant and sentimental picnic tour into her own meal and broadcast, her sister's voice sounded faintly behind her.

    "I remember before we came, someone seemed to swear he was going to lose weight?"

    Gu Miaomiao's devilish smile appeared unexpectedly.

    Yoyo, who had been eating deliciously just now, froze immediately, her gloved hand was holding a duck neck, and her oily mouth was slightly open, as if she didn't eat it, or didn't eat it.

    【Fuck! Doesn't this mean that I lost weight and was caught by my sisters by stealing it! 】

    [Wu woo woo weight loss is really difficult! What I don't want to eat is that the food hits me first! ! 】

    [Happy time is always so short~ Yo Yo, you will face cruel weight loss at a young age hhhhh]

    [Although it will look good if you lose weight, but I don't want to lose weight, baby! 】

    [Finally realized what the hell my mother said I was lucky to be a little fatter, if so, I also hope the baby keeps rolling around! ! 】

    "...Yes! I want to lose weight!" Yoyo put down the duck neck in her hand with guilt and reluctance, "If you say no, you won't eat it. Whoever eats it is a puppy!"

    With cruel words in her mouth, Yoyo, who still refused to let go of the bag in her hand, looked left and right, and finally stared at the cameraman who was filming her.

    "The teacher said that it's not good to waste food. I can't eat ducks and ducks, so I will give them to my uncle."

    Cameraman: ...?

    Yoyo had tears in her eyesthough it was probably spicybut she looked pitifully pitiful.

    She handed over Zhou X Ya solemnly with both hands, quite earnest and sincere.

    "Uncle, that, that, there are a few duck necks left, one duck feet, and duck tongues I haven't eaten yet..."

    The little girl stretched her neck to look at the food left in the bag, her eyes were pitiful, and she felt that she was talking with a bit of saliva in her voice.

    Cameraman: "Yoyo, your saliva is going to fall into it."

    The audience finally couldn't help but brush up another crazy hahahaha.

    [Hahahaha I'm really going to die of laughter in this live broadcast room today! 】

    [So cute, so cute, why so cute, I'm going to be rolled all over the floor by cuteness! 】

    [My baby is so pitiful too, there is Zhou X Ya at the door of Ma Ma's house. Come to my house and I will buy you a box! 】

    Poor Yoyo wiped her mouth with a piece of paper, and said obediently:

    "There's no saliva in it. I took it out to eat, and it didn't touch it. Uncle, eat it!"

    She also seriously stressed.

    "Eat it, don't waste it, I'll check it later!"

    Audiences:

    [It's a very strict foodie]

    The melancholy child slapped his mouth like a aftertaste, and when he returned to the picnic mat, he didn't eat other snacks, but took a big mouthful of water.

    Peach-flavored sparkling water, sweet.

    Without the fragrant duck, it seems that sweet sparkling water can also be used.

    "If only Mian Mian was there."

    Yoyo turned around and looked around. This picnic spot is located in a natural scenic area on the outskirts. The air is fresh and the grass is fertile. The other end of the lake is a protected natural park. Occasionally, one or two deer can be seen in the forest. Walking through the forest.

    Mianmian sure likes it here!

    The audience didn't know who Mianmian Yoyo was talking about. After all, Yoyo's family has been busy since morning. When they went out, Mianmian was still sleeping in the sheepfold.

    But Zhou Papi, a chicken thief like Director Zhou, would let go of a cute and cute mascot like Mianmian, and the most important thing is that he doesn't have to pay extra for the mascot?

    Director Zhou in the studio looked at the time.

    "Isn't it here yet?"

    "It's coming soon, the road is a little blocked."

    As soon as the voices of the two people here fell, a car drove into the scenic area over there.

    "Mianmian—!"

    Yoyo watched the rear door of the car open, a white and tender lamb with a smile on its face, ran down from the car happily, and ran towards Yoyo.

    The audience's first reaction was all...

    What's the matter? After the duck is finished, you want to eat roast whole lamb? ? ?

    However, when they saw this cute and snow-white lamb lovingly rubbing Yoyo's little face, while Yoyo skillfully hugged it and pinched its little ears, the audience only vaguely realized

    It seems to be her domestic pet.

    ...but do normal people keep lambs as pets? ? ?

    After cuddling with Mianmian, Yoyo happily pointed to the large grass in front of her and said:

    "Mianmian! These grasses are yours! You can eat whatever you want! I invite you!"

    Originally, everyone was still sighing, that is, naive children like Yoyo can talk to animals, and adults will not talk to lambs who can't understand human language...

    but

    Smiling Mianmian: "baa~"

    [...Brothers, if you are afraid, you will hit the grass on the public screen]

    【Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck】

    "This sheep seems to understand people's words" is obviously not their illusion.

    Seeing that Mianmian is eating deliciously, Yoyo seems to be interested in the grass on the ground, she stretched out her hand and took a small handful of it and was about to put it in her mouth. .

    Once it's over, it's been pressed several times.

    As if telling the human cub that she must not eat this.

    Yoyo: "Can't you eat it? But I think you eat deliciously? Can't you just taste it?"

    Strict Mian gently touched her hand with her hoof, pulling the handful of grass to the ground.

    […Is this little lamb becoming sperm? 】

    [It just really understood what Yoyo was saying, right? I seem to see a trace of pampering in its dark round eyes? 】

    【Fuck you! This is really a baa who can understand human words! ! 】

    [Don't fuck, I'll show Mianmian hungry later]

    [Where can I get such a cute lamb! I immediately threw the silly dog ​​peeing on my pillow out for it! 】

    [This meal makes me want to eat roast whole lamb]

    【? ? ? 】

    With the addition of sheep to the picnic day, the audience not only saw the little sheep with human nature, but also saw with their own eyes that the wisdom of human beings can be inferior to that of a sheep!

    For example, Mianmian knows that people can't eat grass, but Yoyo doesn't.

    Mianmian knew that it was not safe to play in the water by the lake, but Yoyo not only didn't know it, but also secretly ran to the lake to watch the little fish. She was very worried that one of her Mianmian was biting at Yoyo's skirt at the back, for fear that she might fall into it accidentally. Go to the lake.

    Obviously, even after Mianmian appeared, Yoyo still sat firmly on the throne of the family's low IQ.

    And that's not all, Gu Qizhou, who was instructing one of the photographers over there to shoot the picnic from what angle, suddenly felt that something was missing, and hurriedly waved to Mianmian.

    "Come over here."

    The well-behaved Mianmian passed away obediently.

    "You come and stand in this position, right behind this tree." Gu Qizhou, who had an occupational disease, directed Mianmian and the cameraman at the same time, "You can shoot from here, hey, right, right, pay attention to the light source, and lower it..."

    Mianmian, who was posing for the photo, glanced at Yoyo who was trying to climb up the tree, Xiaodoudou was a little worried.

    "—Mianmian." Gu Qizhou was calling it again, "Look here, don't come out of the back of the tree completely, hey, that's it, keep it up! Take a picture for me!"

    "..."

    [Mianmian: I paid too much for this family]

    [After taking the little ones and the big ones, it's too hard to be a pet for this family hahahaha]

    [I’m not even curious about why Mianmian is so obedient now, I just want to know why Director Gu, an adult, can talk to small animals so naturally like a Disney princess? 】

    [Don't ask, asking is the girl's heart of Gu Xiaogongju]

    Switching between multiple cameras in the director's room, just cut to Gu Qizhou and Mianmian's side for a while, and then cut back to Yoyo's side, only to find that she had actually climbed up the lowest branch of the tree.

    That position is not too low.

    The most important thing is that she crawls fast, and when she finishes climbing, she will look down——

    "Sister, sister! I can't come down woo woo woo!"

    The cowardly child hugged the branch and cried pitifully.

    Both Gu Miaomiao and Shen Jingchuan heard Yoyo's voice, and Gu Qizhou and Yu Lan also heard the voice.

    The four plus a sheep stood under the tree together.

    "Aren't you pretty good? Can you still climb trees? Now you know you can't get down?"

    "What's so scary about this distance, jump! We can't catch you, and the lawn won't break you."

    "Yoyo, hold on! Dad is here to save you!"

    "At this height, we can catch you if you jump down. Jump."

    "Bah!"

    Under the clear autumn sky.

    The little girl on the tree looked at the family members who opened their hands to her under the tree. The fear of standing at the height just now was swept away, and there was almost no doubt. She took a defenseless, calm and trusting posture jump down-

    fell into the arms of the family.

    The recording of the first issue of "Growing Diary" is over here.

    Director Zhou watched the family laugh and get on the return car, feeling helpless.

    ... So he and the director spent the night discussing the plot of the script, and none of the family members followed it!

    Although the final result is very good, but! This is live! Their family's style of freeing themselves is too terrifying! !

    After finishing work, Director Zhou vowed that the next issue will never give the family a chance to tear up the script! Absolutely not! !

    After the end of this live broadcast, after another week of editing and production, the official editing version plus the observation room comment version was made, and it was broadcast on the platform in the second week.

    Although there are already a lot of live audiences, there is no extensive coverage of the edited version.

    After the broadcast of this episode, the stigma that was created out of nothing will be completely cleaned up. Even if there are 800 more marketing accounts shooting videos out of context to spread rumors, no one will believe it.

    On the contrary, the marketing account that spread the rumors was quickly sued. The amount of rumors and retweets exceeded 500, which has reached the criminal standard and can be punished according to the law.

    Father Dong didn't care about someone being put in jail.

    But throwing the money did not achieve the purpose of throwing dirty water on the Gu family. Dong's father, who never did a loss-making business, couldn't help but find someone to trouble him.

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