Yoyo, who holds an inspirational weight loss script, changed her clothes early in the morning.

The costumes sponsored by the program team are similar to ballet training suits, pink suits, and pure white ballet socks. Gu Miaomiao also twisted Yoyo's hair into a round ball head by the way, revealing her pink and white face.

Silent Chuan, who originally studied in the study, Gu Miaomiao, who practiced the piano in the yard, and Yoyo, who was exercising and losing weight by the floor-to-ceiling glass window, should be a very harmonious and beautiful picture.

Director Zhou also looked at the handsome family in front of the camera with great satisfaction, thinking that the script must be stable this time.

However

The little girl who had changed her clothes just walked into the living room and was targeted by many cameras.

"call……"

The child took a deep breath subconsciously, and then held his breath abruptly! Squeeze your belly! Cover your belly!

Cameramen: ? ? ?

Yoyo, apart from being on camera for the first time, before being so embarrassed, the cameramen were a little confused, watching the little girl with her back to the camera, rubbing against the foot of the wall and moving towards the yoga mat.

"...Uncle, don't shoot me all the time, go and shoot my sister, okay? It's good for my sister to practice the piano..."

Until couldn't move, had no choice but to run fast again, as if the camera was a monster eating children.

The cameraman asked suspiciously, "Yo, what happened today? Are you uncomfortable? What are you doing covering your stomach all the time?"

The group of straight men in front of them didn't understand the troubles of the little girl at all, but the audience already roughly understood what Yoyo was shy about.

Sure enough, when Gu Qizhou, who came back from the morning run, brought a bottle of strawberry milk to Yoyo from the kitchen, and the kid who was overjoyed for a while released his hand, then everyone saw the little belly that Yoyo had been covering.

...really round.

Relentless haha ​​machines:

[Hahahaha, why is my mother's little belly so round and cute! ! 】

[I can't do it, hahaha, I usually don't see it when I wear a small skirt, why is this belly the same as the one drawn by the compass? ? 】

[Finally got one with the same style hahahaha! 】

[Why is the same belly on Yoyo so cute I burst into tears]

After drinking a can of strawberry milk, Yoyo only remembered what happened to her stomach.

The little girl who was holding the milk bottle with a circle of milk foam around her lips stayed for a few seconds, looked around at the cameramen and uncles who were holding back their laughter, and hurriedly went over to cover their mouths.

"Don't laugh! This is not funny! Don't laugh so happily!!"

The little girl couldn't reach the cameraman with her feet on her feet, so the cameraman had to squat down to cover her, and promise not to laugh.

Yoyo was dubious, seeing the sincerity of the cameraman's uncle, he was a little relieved.

The result of relief is that her round belly is so round again.

Cameraman: "Pfft."

Yoyo: "Liar! Uncle, you are so funny!!"

They are indeed professionally trained videographers who don't laugh no matter how funny they are.

...unless you can't help it.

Uncle, the photographer, who tried his best to purse his lips, but the corners of his mouth could not help but turn up like a puffer fish, turned around angrily, and angrily opened the beautiful ballet that the iPad in front of her had prepared for her last week.

Isn't it about losing weight!

My sister said that she will definitely become beautiful in the future!

She can!

The video started slowly, and what appeared on the screen was a beautiful woman wearing a white exercise suit, with slender limbs and long hair.

The woman with an elegant smile introduced herself in English:

"I'm Mary Helen."

Yo Yo whispered.

She looks like a swan.

"I follow her to exercise, can I be the same as her?"

The big men of the film crew nodded in unison.

They didn't know what this thing was, but it was chosen by Director Zhou anyway, just nodded and it was over.

But audiences reacted differently:

【Aaaaaah, what kind of devil is Director Zhou! ! 】

[To make our five-year-old Yoyo children suffer like this! Director Zhou, you have no heart! ! 】

[Yoyo baby don't listen to them! This woman is AI! Humans can't do it! ! 】

The audience wailed and howled in the live broadcast room, complaining about their horrific experience of being tortured by the fitness video, while Yoyo, who knew nothing, stood on the yoga mat and started the first swan arm exercise.

The woman with a relaxed face said softly:

"one, two, three, four, five, six..."

Yoyo read along with her while doing it, watching the woman's face in the video with a relaxed face, thought it wouldn't be difficult...

Two minutes have passed

Yoyo: ...Well, it seems that my hand is a little sore!

Three minutes have passed

Yoyo: ... hand! Can't move your hand! !

Ten minutes have passed-

Yoyo: She may be a waste goose who can't stand up.

Yoyo, who only survived ten minutes, collapsed on the yoga mat completely.

Eyes filled with doubts about life.

Audiences:

[This is too real hhh]

[This senior fitness retreat player said that ten minutes is not easy, and I gave up after five minutes]

【Beautiful Ballet: From Entry to Giving Up】

Unwilling to give up, Yoyo tried a few videos of thin thighs and belly, but without exception, they all looked elegant and beautiful, but in practice they were fatal.

There were only a few sets that were similar to real ballet moves, but Yoyo was inexplicably quick to learn and danced very well. She only followed the rest for a few minutes before she was so tired that she lay on the yoga mat and panted like a puppy.

Easy, simple, beautiful and elegant! ! !

fraud! ! !

Gu Miaomiao, who had finished practicing the piano, came in from the yard. Seeing how tired she was, she couldn't help coming over to see what she was practicing.

Lying yoyo grievance crying:

"This sister is too scary, won't she get tired? This ballet is not beautiful at all, it just wants me to die!"

Gu Miaomiao caught a glimpse of what video she was following and said very understandingly:

"Don't worry about her, that sister might be a robot."

As a former victim of beautiful ballet, Gu Miaomiao participated in the international violin competition and overeating for a while because of the pressure. Later, she wanted to lose weight, which is what she did.

——Then in her dreams, all lingering, this woman smiled and said "again".

horrible.

"...I want to take a break."

Yoyo went to the kitchen and found the braised chicken feet that Aunt Zhang made by herself yesterday, nibbling and thinking:

So this is ballet?

Is ballet such a scary thing? ?

No one thought that a simple fitness video would cast a deep shadow and misunderstanding on Yoyo's young mind.

If ballet is such a difficult thing, she must not learn it!

The lingering fear of Yoyo was thinking about eating, but she didn't pay attention, and she ate up a box of chicken feet.

When she reacted, Yo Yo was obviously a little guilty. After all, her task today was to lose weight.

...But, but she's been exercising for so long! So much stamina was consumed! It's not too much to eat a little chicken feet, right?

Audiences:

[This may be one minute of exercise and one hour of rest. 】

[No, it's a minute of exercise and a big bucket of snacks]

[I think I know why I can't lose weight all the time. I wonder if you have installed a surveillance camera in my home to follow me every day? ? ? 】

When Yoyo covered her ears and stole the bell and had a good time, the doorbell of Gu's house rang.

"Good morning yo yo."

The guest who came to the door today is Ding Yao.

As a popular idol, Ding Yao hula hula and flew over his name as soon as he released the entire barrage, blocking the screen tightly.

However, fans are also very disciplined. After brushing for only five seconds, they immediately control the field and close the sound. It can be said that they are well-trained.

"Xiaoyao is here." Gu Qizhou came downstairs and said kindly, "It's very early, have you brought your books?"

Yoyo stretched her head out and saw that Ding Yao was carrying a schoolbag.

"Brother Ding Yao, are you coming to my house to study?" Youyou scratched her head, "Although my brother is very smart, you are sixteen years old, brother Ding Yao, and you are a mature high school student. Why do you ask elementary school students to make up for you?"

Ding Yao was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but smile:

"I didn't ask your brother Jichuan to teach me, I came to ask Uncle Gu for advice."

This is too strange for Yoyo, because for a long time, although no one has spoken about it, she also knows what status Gu Qizhou's IQ is at home.

The one with the highest IQ in the family is the elder brother, the lowest... the lowest is her father!

Yoyo shamelessly moved his position up, not admitting that he was the low IQ.

Therefore, Youyou whispered to Ding Yao worriedly:

"Brother Ding Yao, don't look at my dad making a lot of money, think he is very smart, he is very stupid, he is not as smart as Mianmian!"

Gu Qizhou: ... your voice is too loud.

Yoyo also thought that she continued to say in a low voice:

"If you want to ask questions, it's better to ask your brother. I think with my brother's intelligence, although the high school questions are a little more difficult, maybe he can do it. He really knows everything!"

The children's eyes are full of blind trust in their brother and extreme distrust in their father.

Gu Qizhou couldn't help pinching her fleshy little face:

"I'm sorry, your brother Ding Yao is going to ask me a question. No matter how smart your brother Jichuan is, you may not know it."

Yoyo, whose face was pinched, also danced and protested.

"No! Big brother can do anything! Big brother is omnipotent! Big brother is a super genius!"

Gu Qizhou: It's time to show her true strength!

Gu Qizhou, who didn't plan to let Yoyo listen in, picked up Yoyo by the waist in a rage and put it on the small chair in the study.

And Gu Qizhou took a seat at the desk, very confidently let Ding Yao sit down opposite, let him no matter what questions, just ask, he must know everything!

As a fan of Shen Jingchuan's brain, Yoyo sat aside in disbelief, waiting to confirm her point of view that "brother is the most powerful".

"...Actually..."

Ding Yao took out the lecture notes from his schoolbag, turned to a certain page and showed it to the father and daughter of the Gu family, and said to Yoyo a little embarrassedly:

"Maybe this, only your father knows the correct answer."

Ding Yao's handout is a book of real art exam questions over the years, and the last question has Gu Qizhou's name written on it.

[On the lens language and aesthetic characteristics in Gu Qizhou's work "A Nameless Life"]