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    Although Yoyo already knew a lot of words, she still couldn't understand the words written in this book.

    Camera language?

    Aesthetic features?

    How can the camera speak?

    Her father's movies are all about disheartened uncles, where is the beauty? ?

    Yoyo stared blankly at the words in the book, only to think why the world of high school students is so profound, so profound that it seems as if a galaxy spanned between elementary school students.

    And Gu Qizhou finally smiled with satisfaction when he saw the shocked expression of his little daughter.

    "How is it? There are still problems that your brother can't solve, but only your father can solve!"

    Finally, Gu Qizhou, who once occupied the level of IQ, calmly took a sip of hot tea, and even hummed the tune of "We ordinary people, I am so happy".

    But in fact, the thing that shocked Yoyo the most was not this, but that she discovered that——

    It turns out that their stupid father is so powerful!

    It's probably because all have seen at home since was a child is that father was reprimanded by mother and said nothing, so Yoyo always thought that her father could make so much money, just because of good luck, never thought that this has anything to do with his IQ relation.

    Until now, when Yoyo looked at the name printed on the book, she suddenly realized:

    In this way, the stupidest person in the whole family is really her! ! !

    Just when Yoyo fell into a state of doubt about life, Ding Yao and Gu Qizhou also started their one-on-one master-level art exam supplementary class.

    Ding Yao: "...In the reference answer to this question, the analysis given on the montage scene in your film says that you used nearly 100 different camera positions in three seconds to illustrate the murder process. Intense and exciting, but I looked at it and thought, could it be because you wanted to imply the criminal's mental state or something..."

    While Gu Qizhou listened carefully to Ding Yao's thoughts, the audience in the live broadcast room also talked about this movie. After all, this is Gu Qizhou's famous work, and it was also the box office champion of the year, and it is still talked about on the Internet.

    [...I also think it's a hint of the criminal's inner struggle or something...]

    [There are more than 100 cameras in three seconds, no wonder I was so nervous that my toes were clenched]

    [As expected of Director Gu, this skill is truly incredible! 】

    Gu Qizhou himself doesn't have many fans, but his works have many fans. Everyone loves Wu and Wu, and after praising his works, he also praised him a few times.

    But obviously Gu Qizhou couldn't stand everyone praising him so much.

    Because he said lightly in the next second:

    "Oh, that's just for passing the trial."

    Ding Yao & the audience: ...? ? ?

    Gu Qizhou was still unaware, and continued to speak:

    "We filmed the original murder in ten minutes, but the producer saw it at the time and told me that it was too bloody to pass the trial, so let me be more subtle, and I thought I would shoot a few more cameras. It's not easy to cut the camera faster."

    Gu Qizhou: As long as I have enough seats and the speed is faster, the film reviewers can't hold me!

    Ding Yao thought that every time the film critics on Douban Zhihu mentioned this film, they would spend thousands of words to analyze how wonderful, how skillful, and how worthy of being recorded in history.

    However, they did not expect that Gu Qizhou is an artistic genius with a lot of talent. He directs the play entirely based on his keen artistic talent, and does not deliberately study the meaning of a certain skill at all.

    I don't know if they will cry for their true feelings when they hear the original director's true thoughts.

    Gu Qizhou also asked: "Is this answer more accurate than your reference answer? Just write the test according to this, and the answer is absolutely perfect!"

    Ding Yao agreed with a smile, and crossed Gu Qizhou's answer in his heart.

    If the exam is really written like this, then he won't even think about being admitted to the drama school in his life.

    "...Then the last long shot?"

    "It suddenly occurred to me that the tracks were all paved, so I shot it by the way."

    "...The supporting role echoes back and forth, and the lines appear twice?"

    "Why don't you ask questions when you write essays? Hey, how do you write a five-hundred-word answer for this reference answer?"

    Zhou Dao, who was sitting in the studio, had blue veins jumping on his forehead.

    Very good, his script of "a wise dialogue between a famous director and a rookie actor" has really turned into a wise dialogue.

    While Gu Qizhou and Ding Yao had a heated discussion, a dumpling who had lost his dream walked out of the study in despair.

    Some people say that growth is only in a moment.

    In Buddhism, there is also a saying of epiphany.

    Yoyo felt that she now vaguely felt that she was on the verge of an epiphany.

    She suddenly realized that she was the only salted fish in the family who had no direction or goal for the future.

    My mother is good at acting, my father is a good director, my brother is a genius, and my sister is a violinist's reserve.

    It can be said that the house is a winner in life.

    But……

    She doesn't seem to have any preferences or goals.

    ...if you don't count eating and sleeping.

    The cameraman saw Yoyo sitting on the stairs in front of the house without speaking, and asked her:

    "What are you thinking about?"

    The little boy let out a long sigh.

    "I was thinking, who am I, where did I come from, where am I going, what is the meaning of life."

    Cameraman & Audience: …………? ? ?

    The silly little silly goose suddenly said such esoteric words, which really startled everyone.

    The audience did not understand why the children who were still alive and kicking just now were suddenly in such a low mood:

    【? ? ? What's the matter? Why is it so sad, baby? ? 】

    [What's the point of being five years old? It is meaningful for children to have fun and play! 】

    [Yo yo, don't think about it, don't say whether you want to understand when you are five years old, my sister doesn't even want to understand when she is twenty-five years old]

    [Damn, why are we yoyo baby stupid when we shouldn't be stupid, and suddenly smart when we shouldn't be smart? 】

    Although most viewers felt that the happiness of five-year-olds was the most important thing, there were also many different voices.

    【Five is not too young, right? Like musical instruments, it is not too early to start laying the foundations at the age of three]

    [Now that the social competition is so fierce, success is to start from a baby! 】

    [One thing to say, Yoyo's brother and sister are so powerful, she should really be a little stressed]

    There are also some more outrageous comments. Director Zhou was surprised when he saw it. How can there be such a vicious person in the world:

    [I want to say it for a long time, every time I look at the barrage, I praise it for being cute. This kid has nothing but cuteness, okay? 】

    [What can't you do, you can't even compare half of her brother and sister's fingers. Although the words are not good, they are really rubbish]

    Of course, this kind of strange remarks appeared in a normal barrage, and as soon as it appeared, it was chased and scolded by other audiences for half an hour.

    【you can! You are not trash! Are you literate at one year old and three years old and go to high school at seven years old and go to Harvard or something? 】

    [Some people are still playing in the mud at the age of five, and they are still playing keyboard warriors at the age of 20 or 30, but they will pick on the thorns of five-year-old children. Does your family know that you are so capable on the Internet? 】

    [Do you mean that you have nothing but a super cute face, a wealth of wealth, and celebrity parents, genius brothers and sisters? I see this kind of nothing for you, you are afraid that you want it too much]

    Director Zhou frowned as he watched the live broadcast room full of turmoil, and the topic of the show that was gradually rushing to the hot search.

    ...it just doesn't feel right.

    "Everyone cheered up and started deleting the barrage."

    There are a few keyboard warriors with pitiful minds, but there are so many gangsters appearing together and sending the show to the hot search. Director Zhou will not believe that this is a coincidence.

    Wait until after this issue is over to investigate.

    but……

    Director Zhou looked at the little girl holding her face in a daze, feeling vaguely guilty.

    After all, he also watched Yoyo grow up, and the little girl was lovable and cute. He suffered so much grievance on the Internet, and he, an elder, felt a little sad when he saw it.

    Fortunately, she herself didn't know anything about it.

    Moreover, at this time, Yoyo didn't care about anyone behind her back, and her little head was blocked by various philosophical questions that could not be solved.

    Children's thoughts are very wonderful. Sometimes they are naive and naive, but sometimes they also think about profound questions that many adults cannot answer.

    For example, she was lying on the lawn in the yard at this time, touching Mianmian who was also lying next to her.

    She tilted her head and suddenly said without end:

    "Can I be a lamb with you?"

    Mianmian tilted her head in confusion.

    The little girl sighed maturely:

    "When people are too tired, I would be fine if I were a sheep, a flower, and a cloud."

    Mianmian chewed the grass in her mouth, thinking as she ate, the idea of ​​a human cub is really strange.

    She is not human either.

    She is half a monster.

    "……YoYo?"

    Yong Ze, who had done some errands from out of town, just returned to the villa here today. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, he saw Yoyo lying on the lawn...a scene captured by a bunch of cameras.

    Speaking of which, it seems that Yoyo did call him to mention that their family was going to be on a variety show recently.

    However, it will be taken directly at home, which surprised him a little.

    Yong Ze didn't intend to disturb them at first, and wanted to go home first and see her after Yoyo and the others finished recording, but Yoyo's hearing was sharp, and she sat up on the lawn in a hurry.

    Yong Ze, who was about to leave, stopped.

    ...she's not smiling.

    Although Yong Ze usually doesn't pay attention to what kind of expression Yo Yo makes every time he sees him, once it's a little different from usual, he notices it at a glance.

    Usually he would laugh at a little girl with a row of big white teeth, but this time the end of her eyes drooped slightly, there was no smile on her face, and her big eyes were full of unhappy emotions.

    "Brother Yongze..."

    Yoyo pursed her lips, as if she was about to cry.

    Yong Ze was stunned for a moment, then changed his mind to go straight home and pushed open the small door of Gu's yard.

    "Can I go in?"

    He politely asked around the staff.

    Just as the staff was about to refuse, they heard Director Zhou's voice in the earphones:

    "Let him in."

    Although it is an unexpected character, Director Zhou has a very accurate intuition. If it is Yoyo's friend, it will surely appease her current emotions.

    After getting permission, Yong Ze passed through the staff and came to Yoyo.

    "What happened..."

    He had just squatted down, and before he could finish speaking, he saw the little girl jump into his arms and burst into tears:

    "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Yong Ze was caught off guard by her crying.

    "...What's the matter? Who said something?"

    Yoyo put her tears and snot on him, crying so sad:

    "I just don't know anything! I'm just not as good as my parents, my brothers and sisters! I'm just stupid—"

    The little girl shouted super loudly, both pitiful and cute.

    Yong Ze patted her on the back lightly, with a smile in Qing Yue's voice:

    "Aren't you smart?"

    Yoyo, who was crying so hard, was paused by what he said, and then burst into tears again:

    "I'm not smart anymore, I'm a little idiot now..."

    Obviously, the child's epiphany was a little too thorough, and he began to deny himself frantically.

    Yong Ze hugged Yo Yo, like a mother coaxing her child, so gentle that she brought her own halo.

    "Who said that? I think Yo Yo is very smart."

    "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

    "Really." Yong Ze thought for a while, "There are also many things that I can't do, only you can do."

    "...you are so powerful, what can't you do?"

    Yoyo cried and twitched, looking at him with red eyes.

    Although Yong Ze has never shown any specific amazing talent, just the fact that he can turn into a lion is enough.

    She did not think wrong. For Yongze, he was good at sports on land, and he could learn easily. Although he rarely tried sports in water, it was not difficult.

    The only one I haven't tried, the only one I'm not very good at...

    "skate!"

    Yong Ze suddenly remembered this.

    Yoyo, who was still looking forward to it, was suddenly discouraged:

    "I don't know that either. I went to a roller skating class before, only once, and accidentally dropped Tan Rui's pants when he fell."

    ...that's really good.

    But Yongze continued:

    "Even if you fall, you can slip a little, right? But I've never slipped."

    Yoyo's little ears moved.

    "And I'm not talking about roller skating, I'm skating on real ice."

    Yoyo's little ears pricked up a little again.

    "You can at least get up and skate for a while, but I haven't skied once, I can't even stand up."

    Hearing this, Yoyo is really moved.

    Yong Ze also noticed her little thought, and said with a gentle smile:

    "Yo yo, would you like to teach me ice skating?"

    Now, Yoyo was coaxed to make her whole body feel comfortable.

    teach!

    She can actually teach others! !

    Or teach brother Yongze! ! !

    Yoyo completely forgot that a few minutes ago, I was still crying, saying that I was a little idiot who knew nothing.

    "I! Will! Will!!"

    Everyone looked at the little girl who became flushed and refreshed in a second:

    【?Are you too cowardly???】

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