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    At this moment, Yoyo, in a posture that seems to be on the guillotine, is looking at the little Shiba Inu who is about to cry without tears.

    Yoyo tried to pull out the little head that was stuck in the gap of the railing.

    But it is very easy to get into the gap, but it is not so easy to get out.

    This is not scientific!

    Yoyo clutched the railing with both hands, with her neck as the dividing line, her head was outside the railing, but her body was inside the ice rink. The gap between the railings was wider than her neck, and she didn't know how she got out.

    The audience who witnessed how she was stuck swiped frantically throughout the whole process:

    【Hahahaha what a fat thing! ! Why did the atmosphere suddenly become sandy again! ! ! 】

    [Mama just sighed with snot and tears at us, baby, baby has grown up, why are you stupid again? ? 】

    [Why didn't the program team come to save our baby! What should I do to squeeze out the problem of Yoyo's not-so-smart head! 】

    [After finishing the hot search reservation, I originally thought that we would be able to get out of the circle by strength this time, why did we still rely on sand sculptures to get out of the circle in the end 555]

    The audience thought right, since Yoyo was stuck, the number of viewers of the show suddenly began to soar, and screenshots and hot search topics also spread on Weibo.

    I am afraid that within ten minutes, people who eat melons all over the Internet will sweep the entire Weibo homepage with screenshots of their stuck heads.

    ...For a child who loves beauty, it is too miserable.

    "Don't pull, don't pull!"

    The crew of the film crew had to forcibly turn their heads when they saw Yoyo, and hurriedly stopped it.

    "Yo yo, don't move, let's let the fireman uncle help you out later, okay?"

    The staff were even more panicked than her, so it didn't matter if they got stuck for a while.

    Yoyo pitifully looked at the staff squatting in front of him and defended:

    "I really just wanted to talk to that little Shiba Inu."

    Staff: "...I know."

    "I didn't hug it, it was too timid to run away!"

    "understand."

    "If I wasn't wearing an ice skate, it wouldn't have allowed it to fall over and get stuck here!"

    Staff: ...It's okay, it's a routine operation for you and we're used to it.

    Although Yoyo is still paying respect to herself, the staff are not listening carefully.

    After all, the top priority now is to rescue Yoyo from the railing. Fortunately, the program team has already called 119 for the first time, and it should be coming soon.

    Yo Yo knelt on the ground, waiting for the firefighters to come to rescue.

    Suddenly, the figure of Yong Ze appeared in front of him.

    Yoyo blinked with her teardrop-stained eyelashes:

    "Brother Yongze, what are you doing?"

    Yong Ze put his hand on the railing.

    "Help you out."

    The monster's grip strength and arm strength are incomparable to human beings. This kind of strengthening material is only for Yongze, and it is probably about the same as breaking a bamboo stick.

    "No!" Although Yoyo can't protect himself, his mind is still very clear, "Everyone will know that you are a monster! We have to keep it a secret!"

    She thought her voice was low, but in fact, no matter how low her voice was, the headset she was carrying could be heard clearly.

    Yong Ze didn't pay any attention to the camera shot beside him with his face in his face, still holding on to the railing, calmly said:

    "Extraordinary moments, exceptions are allowed."

    Yo Yo is even more anxious: "This, this is not a very moment!"

    The little girl's hand that was holding the railing grabbed Yong Ze's wrist.

    Her little hands were soft, like glutinous rice cakes that were cold in summer, without the slightest aggressiveness, but when she squeezed Yong Ze's wrist, there was an irresistible force that made him unwilling to go against it.

    "You asked me to keep it a secret for you!"

    The little girl has a serious face.

    "You can't talk for yourself first!"

    The two looked at each other silently for a few seconds before Yong Ze let go of the railing.

    "……All right."

    This conversation was clearly received by the microphone, what "monster", "secret", the entire audience in the live broadcast room heard it.

    Ever since Yong Ze appeared on camera, the supervision department, who had been following the live broadcast, almost stopped filming.

    This is such a big secret! How did he say bald and go out? ? ?

    Oh, it's not that he is bald... but telling ordinary humans that this is in itself a violation of the prohibition! ! !

    The supervision department immediately checked the public opinion reaction——

    【Hahahahahaha so cute! Super cute! I'm so cute! ! ! 】

    [Ah, ah, accompany my sister to play the game of home wine with such a serious face, this is too gentle! 】

    [It turns out that the children nowadays are all playing the role-playing game of monsters and humans? We still played the role of parents in those days! 】

    【Yo yo little baby is too into the play hahaha! We yo, if it is a monster, it must be a cute spirit! 】

    ...Actually, actually flickered past!

    But also want to know how young people who have accepted the socialist theory that they can't become perfect after the founding of the People's Republic of China since childhood, how can they easily believe in such strange things.

    And it was said from the mouth of a five-year-old child. Even if Yo Yo really shouted that there were really monsters, everyone would not be surprised at all, and by the way, they would kindly praise her for being cute and stupid.

    In just a few words, the firefighters who arrived quickly came in a hurry.

    However, the cameramen with long guns and short guns at the scene exceeded their expectations.

    "Come here, come here..."

    The staff hurriedly gave up their seats, and quickly asked the firefighters to come over to see if there was any help... ah, no, it was to see how to save it.

    "Children, don't be afraid, uncle will save you later, you won't be hurt."

    The firefighter who squatted in front of Yoyo was very young, in his early twenties at most, with a clean face and a clean smile. As a qualified Yangou, Yoyo was distracted on the spot, and his big eyes looked at him for a while:

    "Okay brother, you look so good-looking, I will trust you."

    The firefighter who is pulling out tools behind: ……?

    How old is this? This kid still has time to pay attention to whether people look good or not?

    In fact, Yo Yo is still a little nervous. When she is nervous, she is prone to chatter. The firefighters next to her study the material of the railings, measure the height and distance, and Yo Yo is like pouring beans, her mouth can't stop for a moment:

    "Is this railing easy to break, brother? Have you met a kid like me before?"

    Firefighter: "I've encountered a lot, and some people have their heads stuck in the water pipes."

    "That's it! Then, isn't I too stupid? In fact, I really don't blame me for being stuck, it's because that stinky Shiba Inu is running too fast. I'm so cute, why doesn't it want to talk to me? ?"

    "this……"

    "I'm a little hungry. I want to eat a children's meal after going out later. I don't know what toys will be given today. I like Pikachu and Doraemon!"

    "All right……"

    "Brother, do you have a girlfriend? Do you have many girlfriends because of your good looks?"

    "No, no, none of me!"

    Yoyo's nagging little mouth was about to continue his questioning when he suddenly saw a firefighter pull out a pitch-black chainsaw from his bag. As soon as the electricity was turned on, the sharp gears of the chainsaw started to spin at a high speed, making an eerie sound. sound.

    Yoyo, who was still babbling before, was silent for three seconds, just like pressing mute.

    After three seconds, Yoyo screamed:

    "Brother, you lied!!!"

    This thing is too scary!

    Although the firefighters reassured her that they were professionally trained and their hands were very steady and would never cut her head off, the reassurance itself was terrifying enough.

    Yoyo collapsed on the spot: "You lied to me! Your good-looking brothers will lie! Brother, if you lie to girls, you won't find a girlfriend in the future..."

    The firefighters were both angry and funny, and the audience who watched the whole process of the children being stuck in the live broadcast room were also made to laugh out loud:

    [Hahaha, sooner or later I will be laughed to death in the live broadcast room! 】

    [Yoyo is really miserable and funny hahahahaha]

    [Hahaha I'm guilty why every time she cries is my happiest time]

    [Innocent firefighter brother: ? ? ? 】

    [One thing to say, I am afraid that this big chainsaw is replaced by me. If the firefighters shake their hands like the canteen auntie, the sand sculpture variety show will become a bloody variety show]

    [srds, we are not actually a sand sculpture variety show]

    【? Oh, I quit to take a look and found out that this seems to be a growth-oriented inspirational variety show]

    [Yoyo once again made the atmosphere sand-sculpted with her own power hhhh]

    Frightened and collapsed, Yo Yo hurriedly asked Yong Ze for help:

    "Brother Yongze, save me! I don't want a chainsaw! Save me, save me!"

    Before Yong Ze could speak, the fireman interrupted:

    "He can't save you either. You can only come out if you saw this."

    Yoyo rubbed her neck and retorted: "He can! He's a big monster!"

    The fireman replied calmly: "It's useless for him to be a god!"

    Yong Ze: "..."

    The lower end of the railing on the right did not take much effort. When the chainsaw moved to the upper end, Yoyo was very resistant.

    In the end, Yong Ze walked over, covered her eyes with his palms, and protected the back of her head with his other hand.

    The melon seeds in the head were protected, and Yoyo only had a little bit of confidence in her heart, and she didn't struggle any more.

    The firefighters dropped the chainsaw and quickly rescued the stuck little poor.

    Yoyo, who survived the disaster, has a lot of trust in the skills of the firefighters, boasting:

    "Brother firefighters, you are indeed very experienced. I blame you! You are very skilled at a glance!"

    The one who was praised by Yoyo smiled and replied:

    "It's really skilled. A few days ago, I went to the zoo to rescue a giant panda that was stuck in the railing."

    YoYo:……

    hateful!

    The giant panda is really her enemy, and she should compete with her even more stupid than anyone else!

    Yo Yo is still struggling with which one is more stupid, the giant panda, and the show is almost over.

    Although some accidents occurred frequently, but the overall atmosphere was safe and sound, Director Zhou could finally breathe a sigh of relief and put down the headset and walkie-talkie.

    He looked at the little girl on the screen who was completely unaware of the ups and downs of public opinion today.

    It's time to tell Gu Qizhou and his wife about this.

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