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    The floor was icy and hard, and it was pitch black outside the window with no light coming in. In this darkness where no fingers could be seen, Shi Mu could only hear the boy's even and steady breathing.

    She was so bored that she couldn't sleep, she blinked and peeked at the boy's back like a prying eye.

    It's only 500 Brother Points away from starting advanced tasks, so sleeping together like this should also count

    Eyeballs rolled, little ideas came up.

    Shi Mu moved cautiously to lean beside Fu Yunshen, and slowly moved her head to the schoolbag. She didn't know what was on the pillow. On myself, the area is small and useless.

    She was easily satisfied, and closed her eyes with a sigh.

    I thought to self, should have known this situation earlier, and have to bring the school uniform and jacket, so that arms will not freeze.

    boom.

    With a muffled sound, the back of Shi Mu's head made an intimate contact with the ground, grunted, glared at Fu Yunshen who was pulling the schoolbag away, and complained in a low voice, "Fu Yunshen, aren't you, you are so stingy"

    With his back to Shi Mu, Fu Yunshen hooked his lips maliciously, "My schoolbag recognizes my life."

    recognize birth

    Recognize a ghost.

    She got up and asked with a stern face, "Will you give me a pillow?"

    Fu Yunshen replied quickly, "No."

    Shi Mu hummed, "I'm not too uncommon."

    She got up from the ground in the dark, went to the locker in the corner, rummaged inside and out, the top of the cabinet was empty, she stretched out inside, in the darkness, something seemed to have crawled onto her hand, Shimu conditioned reflex With a pinch, the thing was smooth and a little hairy, and the legs were moving, as if it were

    "Fuck you moon grandma cockroach ah ah ah ah cockroach FUCK your spiral ass is blooming"

    Shi Mu was stunned when he reacted, and immediately threw the disgusting thing out.

    The winged cockroach sent out a slight vibration in the air, and after half-flying around, it landed firmly on Fu Yunshen's face.

    Fu Yun opened his eyes with a deep brush, pinched the bug to the floor with lightning speed, and crushed it with his feet.

    He has a cleanliness addiction and can't stand it.

    I wiped my face, disgusting unbearably.

    Shi Mu got goosebumps after pinching the cockroaches, saying that if there is one cockroach in the house, there will be 10,000 cockroaches in the house. Now that she is in the same room with so many cockroaches, she can't do anything.

    "you you you you did you trample it to death"

    Fu Yunshen "Mm."

    Shi Mu was furious, "You trample it to death, where will we sleep?"

    silence.

    Shi Mu rolled his eyes, "You wipe it clean with toilet paper."

    Fu Yun's eyes flickered, and he said, "I don't have any paper in my bag."

    Shi Mu collapsed, "Then don't you wipe after you pee?"

    After these words were asked, the dark silence became even more eerie.

    Even if he couldn't see it, he could still feel Fu Yunshen's penetrating eyes, Shi Mu was a little flustered, what, what, she must have said something wrong

    Fu Yunshen's voice was already smiling, "So, you always wipe after you pee."

    Shi Mu pretended to be calm; "No, it's unsanitary to not wipe."

    He sneered, "Usually we just shake and don't need to wipe."

    Shi Mu was a little surprised. It turned out that the boys really slammed the toilet after going to the toilet. That's the case. Another important point of knowledge has been added. When I go back, I must write it down in a small notebook.

    No, that's not the point at all

    What does Fu Yunshen mean by saying that she is not a man

    "But you're different from us, it's okay to wipe." There was something in his words.

    Cold sweat broke out on Shi Mu's forehead. Fu Yunshen wondered if something was different from us. He knew her identity. Shi Mu took a deep breath. No, it shouldn't be. She pretended to be so flawless and flawless.

    Fu Yun snorted, "Little gay."

    "Go away, Lao Tzu's sexual orientation is normal"

    After scolding, Shi Mu breathed a sigh of relief, bent down and pulled Fu Yunshen's schoolbag away, tore out a workbook, and smeared the ground.

    After all this tossing, have long since lost sleepiness. It should be around ten o'clock now. Depending on the situation, Zhou Zhi and the others really won't come over. Shi Mu gave up and continued to lick his face and leaned over to Fu Yunshen's side. His head rested on the bag.

    As soon as she closed her eyes, the urge to urinate suddenly hit her, and she closed her eyes for a while until her face flushed.

    Shi Mu clenched his legs and pulled Fu Yunshen's sleeves with trembling hands.

    He sighed helplessly, "What happened to you?"

    Shi Mu gritted his teeth, "I want to pee."

    ""

    "Endure." The two words were almost forced out from the gap between the teeth.

    Shi Mu was so suffocated that he almost cried, "I just told you that I couldn't help it."

    "Then you tell me it's useful?" he growled, "could it be that you want to pee on me?"

    Shi Mu thought for a while and asked, "Can I do it?"

    "roll"

    Fu Yun was deeply angry and flicked her forehead.

    She covered her stomach and hummed, "I can't hold it anymore, Fu Yunshen, please help me!"

    Fu Yunshen now has the urge to strangle her. He gritted his teeth and came to the security door. The door was locked tightly and could not be opened without any tools in his hand. The security net was also very tight. The teaching building has been locked for a long time, half a figure, oh no, not half a ghost.

    His slender fingers ruffled his hair, "Would you like to pee in that trash can."

    "I don't." Shi Mu shook his head desperately, "How embarrassing to be seen tomorrow?"

    Although she is thick-skinned, she still wants to be shameful. Besides, urinating in a trash can is an act of destroying public property. She is just one person.

    Shi Mu felt very sad and had some doubts about life. As the former little fairy of the current men's clothing boss, Shi Mu has also read a lot of romance novels. Many of the plots feature the male and female protagonists in a small dark room together, and then this and that, sweet and sweet , you rely on me, how come to her, the style of painting changes suddenly and don't ask for sweetness, you rely on me, no matter what, you can't urinate

    Facts prove that romance novels are fake

    Shi Mu lay on the ground and continued to complain to Fu Yunshen, "It's all you, such an old man can still be locked inside, you say you are stupid or not, even if we forget you, you can't move your noble lips and yell at us. If you let go of your restraint a little bit, we wouldn't be in this situation."

    Fu Yunshen's palm was a little itchy, in other words, he wanted to hit someone.

    He clenched his fists and adjusted his breathing, took a few steps forward and pulled his schoolbag over, and then took out a portable water glass from it, Fu Yunshen handed it over relentlessly, "Here."

    Shi Mu drooped the corners of his mouth and said in a tearful voice, "It's time for me, you still let me drink water, are you human?"

    Fu Yunshen continued to take a deep breath, "I, let, you, pee."

    silent.

    Shi Mu's face blushed, "No, no, it's disgusting, I don't want it."

    Drink a good cup of water, how can it be turned into a urinal, absolutely not.

    "I don't fucking think you are disgusting, you think I'm disgusting." Fu Yun slammed the water glass on Shi Mu with a deep snap, "Here you are, use it if you like, remember to put the water in the trash can when you use it."

    Shi Mu was holding the water glass, frowning so much that a fly could be pinched to death, who could have a bottom.

    Her weak "I, I don't, you have no other way"

    "Yes," he said. "Fix it in place."

    twilight ""

    The boy put his hands around his arms and lay down again.

    Looking at the water glass and then at Fu Yunshen, Shi Mu curled up in the corner.

    Time passed by, and her stomach became more and more swollen. She felt that if she continued to endure like this, her bladder would explode, but the girl's shame did not allow her to solve her physical needs in front of boys, so she kept it in a water glass.

    Fu Yunshen seemed to be asleep, and he didn't say a word or utter a word from just now.

    She gritted her teeth and silently came to the basketball hoop with her water cup in her hands. After carefully glancing at Fu Yunshen's position, she lightly unbuttoned her pants and the fake Jinjiang inside them.

    Shi Mu was very afraid that Fu Yunshen would wake up. The only thing fortunate was that the sky was dark and the moonlight was blocked by dark clouds.

    After finishing the solution, Shi Mu pondered for a moment, then shook the fake Jinjiang.

    After finishing it, Shi Mu began to regret it, so fucking ashamed which girl would do such a thing

    "Remember to tighten the lid."

    At this moment, Fu Yunshen, who thought he was asleep, suddenly spoke up.

    Shi Mu's shoulders trembled, trembling, "You, you didn't sleep"

    "Normal people don't fall asleep," he said.

    This kind of place, this kind of environment, and there is such a strange person next to him, how big of a heart can he fall asleep.

    Shi Mu did not speak.

    Shi Mu's heart suffered a blow.

    "Then, you heard that"

    Fu Yunshen lay on his back, his hands wrapped around his head and rolled his eyes, "What do you say?"

    She pursed her lips, felt uncomfortable, wanted to cry a little, embarrassed and ashamed.

    Fu Yunshen seemed to have noticed something, and his handsome eyebrows rose from the top, "You're crying"

    Shi Mu sniffed, holding back her tears abruptly.

    He smiled, "Hey, isn't it just peeing, what about you?"

    Shi Mu lowered his head and rubbed his eyes, "Go away."

    It's just uncomfortable.

    She has lived for more than 20 years, and when she is so embarrassed today, even in front of a teenage child, normal people would feel uncomfortable. Shi Mu once again felt miserable, so when she traveled, she would travel, and if she did a task, she would do a task. It's not good to give her a white and rich identity. What kind of brother are you and the villain?

    Host, this is your choice.

    When the twilight, you also get out.

    system

    The temper is really big, don't dare to mess with it.

    Fu Yunshen let out a low chuckle, but it's okay not to laugh, such a smile completely made Shi Mu think it was a mockery of him, and he couldn't hold his face even more.

    "Everyone is a man, what do you mind?"

    Shi Mu screwed up the water glass and threw it on the windowsill, ready to throw it away early in the morning.

    Fu Yunshen sighed again. When he got up and opened it, Mu didn't have time to clean up the locker, and took out a tattered stage curtain from inside. don't know when it was prepared by the school. It's been here for a long time, and haven't had time to throw it away.

    Shaking off the dust, Fu Yunshen folded it and spread it beside him, he turned his head, his eyes fell on Shi Mu, who was on the opposite side of the darkness, his voice was soft, "There is a curtain here, you can make do with it, someone will open the door at 5:30. You can go out in time.”

    She pursed her lips and groped to lie down.

    There was a damp smell on the curtain, and although it smelled bad, it was easier to bear than the cold.

    Shi Mu closed his eyes, only to feel a heat on his body, and the boy put his coat on his shoulders.

    After being stunned, a warm current rose from the bottom of my heart.

    There were only three people who covered her since she was a child, one was her father, one was her mother, and the other was the boy in front of her.

    Shi Mu's eyes turned red again, she turned to her side and pulled up the other's sleeves, "Lay down."

    "No, I'm not cold."

    Shi Mu got up and folded the curtain again, "Just lay a layer, come here."

    Fu Yunshen didn't know what to do, and turned over.

    The dark clouds dissipated, and the cold moonlight dispelled the thick black fog. With the weak moonlight, the boy who was close at hand had beautiful eyebrows and too dark hair. This vivid face made her suddenly find comfort in the silent night.

    "Fu Yunshen, you are so kind."

    Six words, sincerely.

    The young man opened his eyes, his black eyes were clear, and quickly closed, "Don't think too much, I'm just afraid that you'll be dead here, and others must think I did it."

    Shi Mu puffed out his cheeks, "I won't die."

    "Ah."

    "I won't die if you die."

    Fu Yun pursed his lips deeply, and covered half of her face with his generous palms, together with his nose and mouth, "Shut up, I'm going to sleep."

    After tossing for a day, Shi Mu was also sleepy, yawned, and slowly closed his eyes.

    Three o'clock at night.

    The headlights flickered a few times and returned to light.

    The light in the entire building had long since been turned off, and the only room that was lit up became a beacon in the darkness, shining brightly.

    The incandescent light that suddenly turned on made the sleeping teenager frown. What was even more uncomfortable was the weight from his arms, his eyelashes fluttered, and he slowly narrowed his eyes.

    It took Fu Yunshen a long time to get used to the dazzling light.

    Looking back, saw her delicate face.

    The two hugged each other for some unknown time, he hugged her waist, she rested on his arm, and they were very close. Fu Yunshen didn't return to his senses for a long time.

    Tick ​​tock.

    The clock is ticking.

    His Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his deep pupils were fixed on the cheek in front of him.

    Shi Mu is committed to tanning, but the skin has not changed, it is still white and tender, and even the pores are so delicate that you can't see it. Fu Yunshen compared his skin with hers. He was already very white among boys, but Shimu was even whiter than hers.

    Fu Yunshen's eyelashes trembled, and he slowly pulled out his sore arm.

    When she was sleeping, Shi Mu pursed her cheeks uncomfortably, just like a hamster. The daring young man slowly stretched out his hand and pinched her face. When he touched the delicate and elastic skin, he pulled his hand away like an electric shock.

    My heart was beating very fast, unlike usual.

    He closed his eyes and continued to look around.

    At this time, Fu Yunshen discovered that Shi Mu's throat was smooth and there was no Adam's apple. Some boys' secondary characteristics were not very obvious. It was not surprising.

    Fu Yunshen felt that she was a little different, but she didn't know what the difference was.

    While he was thinking about it, Shi Mu raised his arm, and the black armpit hairs protruding from his armpits were very obvious. Fu Yunshen, who had just shaved and itchy, had a complicated expression.

    Snapped.

    She wrapped around Fu Yunshen's waist, unless she was unconscious, she would not feel that strange touch.

    Fu Yun gritted his teeth, unable to bear it any longer.

    He guessed that he was insane to have that thought out of nowhere.

    "You fucking wake me up"

    Kicked over.

    At the same time, the light of a flashlight came on outside.

    With a click, the door opened.

    Shi Mu shook his shoulders and stood up immediately.

    In his sleepy eyes, he saw Lao Huang holding a flashlight at the door.

    After three seconds of eerie silence, Lao Huang burst out with a foul language "I'm going"

    In the picture, the two of them are in messy clothes, sleeping on the same curtain, and they are alone in a sports room where some small movies often appear, which is really fascinating. Lao Huang's rotten soul began to burn.

    No, no, this is a student.

    After throwing away those unclean thoughts, Lao Huang entered the door, "What's the matter with you guys? Why didn't you go back to the dormitory?"

    When he woke up at night, he saw that the light on the first floor of the teaching was still on. He thought that a thief had entered, and immediately came over from the staff dormitory. He did not expect that it was his two students inside.

    Shi Mu rubbed his eyes, and the voice of the person who just woke up was hoarse, "Fu Yunshen was locked inside, I came to find someone, but I don't know which wicked person took out the key and pulled it out, and even locked the door, If you're angry, you'd better not let me find him, or I'll beat him up to call him Zuzu."

    Lao Huang "I pulled it out."

    The air is getting awkward.

    "Forget it, come out first, and I'll take you back to the dormitory."

    The two got up in a hurry, and when they were leaving, Shi Mu didn't forget to take the water cup that was filled with urine.

    Lao Huang turned off the lights, locked the door again, led the way with a flashlight, and taught the two of them as they walked, how dare Shi Mu dared to retort, after all, they didn't pay attention to this matter, and they responded along the way.

    After being scolded by Lao Huanglian for more than ten minutes, Fu Yunshen next to him said, "Mr. Huang, does it take so long to walk from the gym to the door?"

    Having said that, it reminded Lao Huang and Shi Mu.

    It stands to reason that they would be almost the same in a minute or two, but

    Fu Yunshen stopped and raised his head, "Look."

    The two followed their eyes, and above their heads, the three words "Sports Room" were bright.

    He looked forward again, and was surprised to find that the corridor had become long and winding, pitch-black, as if there was no head in sight.

    "Damn it, you're hitting the wall!" Lao Huang finally realized.

    Fu Yunshen and Shi Mu were calm. Although they had never experienced ghosts beating walls, they had seen all kinds of ghosts, and now it was a small scene.

    Fu Yunshen put his hands in his pockets and gestured to Shi Mu, "Use your boy to pee."

    Shi Mu looked at the water glass, embarrassed.

    Can children and virgins urinate?

    Her silence became something else in Fu Yunshen's eyes, and the boy's face immediately sank, "Why, you have sex with someone else"

    The word "other" is very important, and the word "sexual relationship" is even more important.

    Shi Mu blushed, "What nonsense are you talking about, I'm a virgin"

    Even if he slept with someone later, he was still a virgin.

    "Then hurry up." Fu Yunshen urged impatiently.

    Shi Mu bit her lip, "No, isn't it ready-made? Is it in a water glass?"

    Looking at the water glass, Lao Huang is more calm than hitting the wall with a ghost. "My dear, you drink urine"

    Shi Mu took a breath and hurriedly explained, "I just held it in for too long, I couldn't help it."

    Old Huang didn't know if he listened again, the light of the flashlight went back and forth.

    Grandpa once said, don't panic when a ghost hits the wall, scolding is over, and the harder the scolding, the better.

    She cleared her throat and was about to start beating and scolding, but Lao Huang next to her came first.

    I saw Lao Huang put his hands on his hips, the shrew scolded the street in a standard manner, and he started shouting into the dark corridor, "You mother-in-law, did your mother threw you a bastard and raised your diaper to grow up, you know. Who dares to scare grandpa, if your mother is a man, you are a cucumber, and if you are a girl, you are a screw, and you have the ability to let me out. Now I will make you into a bulletproof vest. It must be very durable. grind"

    "Make way for Lao Tzu"

    With a roar, the darkness receded.

    Shi Mu was stunned.

    Old Huang gasped and wiped the sweat on his head, "Let's go."

    A calm demeanor and a steady pace.

    This time they arrived at the door very smoothly, but just as Lao Huang was about to push the door and go out, a cloud of black energy suddenly emerged from the door, the black energy roared, and turned into a fierce ghost with fangs and claws rushing towards Lao Huang.

    Lao Huang was stunned and didn't move for a while.

    At this moment, a white light popped out from Lao Huang's chest, forming a protective barrier that only surrounded him.

    The ghost slammed into it, and with a scream, retreated into the darkness.

    The three present were stunned.

    Lao Huang touched his chest and breathed "fuck"

    Shi Mu came back to his senses, "Mr. Huang, what are you wearing?"

    "I don't wear anything, but I have a tattoo on my chest." His thoughts were complicated, his lips twitched, "My ex-boyfriend took me to get a tattoo."

    A hint of surprise flashed in Fu Yunshen's eyes.

    "Is it easy for me to see?"

    Lao Huang nodded and unbuttoned his shirt.

    The tattoo was a coiled snake. When Shi Mu took a closer look, he was surprised to find that the snake was engraved with very small runes. In other words, the snake was these runes.

    Shi Mu put his fingertips on it, and when he felt the blood flow, he was extremely shocked, "This is life and death Gu."

    Lao Huang was stunned, "what do you mean?"

    Shi Mu took a deep breath, "Life and death Gu, after this kind of Gu is planted, it can withstand persecution by disasters and prevent the invasion of foreign evil. It is a rare guardian witch Gu. He probably took you to smell the tattoo and planted it while you were not paying attention."

    She didn't say it all.

    To be precise, life and death Gu is fed from the soul and soul of a dying person, and it doesn't take effect immediately after planting it. When the kind of Gu person dies, the Gu worm can be considered refined and can play its role.

    Life and death Gu, there is only one Gu in a lifetime.

    Grandpa once said that from the peak of the Gu technique to its decline, there are only a handful of people who have trained life and death Gu. Ordinary witch Gu will take a few more years of human lifespan at most, but it will never require a soul. Humans have three souls and seven souls, and when their yang life is over, the three souls and seven souls re-enter the cycle of reincarnation. If one soul and one soul are taken away, it means that he will never be able to be reincarnated for eternity.

    Unless you love that person terribly, you won't be cruel to plant this gu.

    That is to say

    The ex-boyfriend mentioned by Mr. Huang is dead.

    Shi Mu scratched his head and couldn't help but remember when he first met Lao Huang, he was drunk in the bar by himself, scolding and counting all kinds of things about that person, and what he said the most was his good.

    This big man is soft and affectionate, and Shi Mu sympathizes with him from the bottom of his heart. Now it seems that there must be hidden feelings in it.

    "Fuck!" Lao Huang's eyes immediately turned red, and his fingers were clasped tightly, "Dogs are better than cubs, do you think I'd like this piece of shit, wait for me to dig this piece of meat?"

    Shi Mu's eyelids jumped, "Unless you die, you can't get rid of it."

    "Sun" Lao Huang cursed loudly, "You go back first, and I will go to him to settle the account tomorrow."

    Twilight bowed her head.

    I'm afraid it's already a no-brainer.

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