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    Just his disrespectful temperament, a twin brother like an exiled immortal, would disturb the people and make a mistake, right?

    Shi Mu hurriedly said, "Have you misunderstood? My brother is very polite and well-behaved, and it is impossible to disturb the people."

    A fat ghost jumped out and complained, "Just be a good ghost. He trespassed on the house. He was watching TV. He turned the TV into snowflakes. He even got in and got out to learn that Sadako. I hate it to death."

    Another crying female ghost jumped out, "I was taking the elevator, and he deliberately cut off the power, scaring people to death."

    The ghosts were outraged.

    "He also bullied my grandson to scare my grandson"

    "Are you saying that he's still a person, so a small child will be scared, immoral"

    Shi Li "I was a human yesterday, but I am not now." He is no longer a human, and it is fun to be a human.

    After the eerie silence, the complaints grew louder and louder.

    Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Shi Mu hurriedly apologized, with a sincere attitude, "I'm so sorry, my ghost friends, my brother just died this morning, and it's fresh, I promise he won't be like this in the future, I hope you can forgive me."

    The ghost boss snorted, "It's good for this kid to have a sensible sister like you. I'll let him go today. If this happens again, don't blame me for being rude."

    "It's definitely certain." Shi Mu grinned and delivered one by one to the door, "I'm sorry everyone, I'll burn more gold ingots for a few people tomorrow."

    After sending the last ghost away, Shi Muchang breathed a sigh of relief.

    She turned back and looked at Shi Mu quietly.

    Fu Yun snorted softly, "It's not promising."

    Shi Li frowned, "Who are you talking about?"

    Fu Yunshen emphasized, "Tell you, bullying children is useless."

    Shi Li gritted his teeth, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the lights in the living room went out instantly.

    In the darkness, Fu Yun took a deep breath and commanded coldly, "Get the switch up."

    Shi Li laughed twice, "If you have the ability, you can do it yourself." After speaking, he floated to the ceiling light.

    Fu Yunshen didn't want to have the same knowledge as a dead ghost. After taking a deep breath and feeling angry in his heart, he opened the door and went out to turn on the electric switch. As soon as he came in, it went out again.

    ""

    ""

    "Shili, my uncle."

    Even though they were far apart, Shi Mu could feel the raging anger coming from Fu Yunshen's body. She was afraid that Fu Yunshen would not be able to control and tear Shi Li up, so she hurriedly hugged Fu Yunshen and walked into the house, coaxing "Forget it, forget it. , Brother Yunshen is not angry, anyway, we don't need lights when it's dark, go to sleep, darling."

    Fu Yunshen turned his head and cursed, "Get out of Laozi's house"

    Shi Li's face was expressionless, "I'm looking for my sister, and I'll leave if she leaves, and I won't leave if she doesn't."

    Fu Yunshen took off the slippers and threw them in the air. After Shi Li controlled the magnetic field a little, the slippers smashed into Fu Yunshen's face.

    Fu Yunshen "" 10,000 swear words.

    Shi Mu didn't care so much, and pushed people into the door forcefully. She looked at Shi Li with a sigh of relief, "Come down."

    Shi Li came down.

    Shi Mu was helpless, "Fu Yunshen has a bad temper, don't mess with him."

    Shi Li said, "He messed with me first." The hatred of squeezing eggs is unforgettable, and the shame of touching chickens will never be forgotten, let alone in death.

    Shi Mu had a headache, reached out and rubbed his temples, his tone was even more helpless, "Then don't go out and sway around, be careful that others will find a Taoist priest to arrest you."

    Shi Liman hummed casually, not knowing whether he heard it or not.

    "Then I continue to sleep, you are obedient."

    "Um."

    After giving him a worried look, Shi Mu returned to the bedroom.

    Night, silent.

    Shi Li floated out again, passed through the sea of ​​people, passed through the traffic, and finally arrived at his home, where there was only one light on, like a match lit in this boundless darkness, the light source was weak and insignificant.

    Shi Li floated in.

    Shi's father knelt in front of his grandmother's photo, and in just a few days, he became a bony appearance.

    He put a bowl in front of him and looked at the posthumous photo, Shi's father said, "Mom, I should have listened to you, I shouldn't have brought Shi Mu back. Now Shi Rong is disabled, and your daughter-in-law is not mentally normal. Your favorite and favorite Xiao Li is also dead." Having said that, Shifu lowered his head and sobbed.

    Shi Li looked at him coldly.

    Shi's father wiped away his tears, "The police can't find any evidence, and there is no way to arrest Shi Mu, now only I can seek justice for you, but Shi Mu is my daughter after all, blood is thicker than water. Mom, if you Now, just help me pay attention, if you ask me to avenge you, knock the bowl three times, if you let me give up, let me forget it, just knock the bowl once."

    After finishing speaking, Father Shi was looking forward to the posthumous photo.

    Shi Li's eyes sank, he took a few steps closer and squatted down, his slender fingertips tapped the porcelain bowl lightly.

    one.

    Only once.

    The light in Father Shi's eyes lit up, then dimmed again.

    "Mom, Xiao Li's life has been hard, and he has not gained anything. He has been taking medicine since he was a child. Think about it, it would be good for him to leave, but his son is not reconciled, not reconciled." Shi Fu Ruan He beat his chest hard, tears falling one by one.

    Shi Li pursed his lips and looked at his father.

    In this family, father is afraid of mother and grandma. He spends most of the time in silence. Once something happens, he can't make up his mind. All decisions are made by grandma and mother.

    Shi Li always felt that his father was still in the dark, and he kept thinking that if Shi's father spoke a little bit for Shi Mu, maybe things wouldn't be the way they are now.

    But he was wrong.

    He has no hatred for Shimu, and he has absolutely no love for Shimu, so he is silent and pretends not to see it.

    Shi's father calmed down and said, "Tomorrow I will bury you and Shi Li together. Don't worry, my son will survive."

    Shi Li got up and went to the small attic alone.

    The attic was messy, the ground was full of blood, the talisman paper was smashed to the ground by the wind, and the moonlight reflected a bit of terror.

    He pulled out the chair and sat down, blowing the dust off the table, and stroking the handwriting on Shi Mu Zeng with his fingers.

    If the world can't keep me, it's better to bring sorrow to the moon.

    Shi Li curled his lips and smiled softer than the moonlight. He controlled the knife on the table and slowly wrote words on it.

    It turns sadness into the sun washed in the drizzle, and gives you a round of eternal sunshine.

    Putting down the knife and going out, Shi Li went to the hospital to take a look at Shi Rong and her mother.

    Leaving from the hospital, Shi Li has no more nostalgia in his heart.

    It was deep in the night, Shi Li floated home, and met a few female ghosts upstairs and asked him for a cemetery number. He ignored it. He hadn't buried it yet. Where did the cemetery number come from?

    "Little brother, my house is in the xx cemetery, and I still have a cat. Would you like to come to my house for a sit?"

    Just rejected one, and the second one came. The young female ghost and her cat stood in front of Shi Li, smiling shyly.

    Before Shi Li refused, the ghost cat in her arms flashed red light, and suddenly broke away from the master's arms and rushed towards Shi Li, Shi Li was stunned, and Sa Yazi ran away.

    "meow"

    The cat meowed excitedly, and was chasing after him.

    Shi Li was most afraid of cats when he was alive. He was afraid of their soft fur, sharp claws, and shrewd eyes. More importantly, he was allergic to cat fur and thought that he would never meet cats after he became a ghost. Who would have thought there were ghost cats?

    Shi Li's body floated very fast. He didn't expect that the black cat didn't get rid of it, and another white cat was attracted. More and more cats of all breeds and looks followed behind Shi Li, their eyes glowing green. , totally treating him as food.

    After running, Shi Li ran to the 22nd floor and looked at the group of cats looking up. Shi Li heaved a sigh of relief, smiled provocatively, "You guys have the ability to come up."

    The black cat looks at the white cat "meow"

    The white cat looks at the black cat "meow"

    Then a group of cats swayed their tails and started to climb up in three or two strokes.

    Shi Li exploded in his heart.

    He spun around anxiously, and finally went directly to Shimu's house, lying in her ear and whispering softly, "Shimu."

    Shi Mu moved his nose, opened his eyes in a daze, and said "what's wrong with you" in his mouth?

    Shi Li's very quiet "cat"

    "What"

    Shi Li was a little aggrieved, "A group of cats followed me all the way, you, you, go and drive me away"

    Before Shi Mu could respond, he saw 1, 2, and 4 dozens of cats surrounding the bed.

    Shi Mu, surrounded by cats, was at a loss and looked confused.

    Shi Li jumped into bed in fright, and sighed in front of Shi Mu.

    "Meow"

    The cats looked at Shi Li as excited as they saw grilled fish. Shi Mu frowned and felt that something was wrong. She pulled Shi Li and took a deep breath. mint flavored

    In this way, animals can smell people, so dead cats are even better, so Shili is regarded as catnip

    Shi Mu was startled.

    "Why are you looking at me like that?" Shi Mu's eyes made Shi Li flustered, and he couldn't help but turn to the side, the cat's eyes lit up behind him, jumped up and threw himself on Shi Li, and opened his mouth to suck his ears.

    Feeling the barbed cat's tongue and the cat's wet nose, the string in Shi Li's heart was broken.

    After being pinched by Fu Yunshen, today he has a new shame.

    "It's so noisy." Fu Yunshen pushed open the door and walked in. With his approaching body, the wild cats who were addicted to catnip ran away like a formidable enemy. Before leaving, they didn't forget to pull the little white cat that was on Shi Li's ear. Walk.

    Shi Li's head was empty, his eyes were empty, so scared that he lost his ghost.

    Looking at the half-dead Shi Li, Fu Yunshen's beautiful eyebrows frowned, "What's wrong with him?"

    Shi Mu whispered to him, "Shi Li smells like catnip."

    ""

    "Fortunately, it's not braised chicken or other flavors, otherwise I wouldn't be able to bear it." I felt a little regretful, but also a little fortunate.

    Fu Yunshen "You eat your brother"

    Shi Mu touched his stomach, "I already eat your mother, why can't I eat my brother?" Shi Li was her brother when he was alive, but when he died, it might be braised pork ribs, turkey noodles, soy milk fritters, macarons; Swallow noodles, fried prawns, crabs, boiled fish.

    Well, it's okay not.

    Shi Mu touched his stomach, his face drooping, "Fu Yunshen, I'm hungry, can you give me something to eat?"

    Fu Yun squinted his eyes and said in a low voice, "Well, let's eat."

    Shi Li's eyelashes trembled, and he finally regained his senses. He picked up a pillow and smashed it over, "Don't speak your yellow accent, you pervert."

    "Fuck you and scold me again"

    "Dead Pervert"

    Fu Yunshen gritted his teeth, "Believe it or not, I called a cat in a radius of a hundred miles to get you"

    "" Shi Li was silent, Shi Li was cowardly, and Shi Li realized that Fu Yunshen was the boss here.

    He blinked, not only did not panic, but sneered, "Then I will pester you." Come on, hurt each other and see who is more shameless than the other.

    The two stared at each other in the air, both wishing to strangle each other to death.

    Just then, the doorbell rang again.

    This time I came to a property in a ghost area, and the property was dissatisfied, "Why is it your family, you are in charge of your brother, we don't allow cats and dogs here, do you understand if you disturb the people?"

    Shi Mu nodded and bowed, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we'll leave tomorrow, we won't cause any trouble for everyone, forgive me."

    "You take good care of your brother, even a dead ghost must pay attention to quality."

    closed the door.

    Shi Mu's face was vicissitudes. don't know if it was an illusion. Since Shi Li came, she felt that she had raised an extra son.

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