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    Fu Yun's expression sank slightly, and he calmly reassured, "Don't worry, speak your lines first."

    Shi Mu's "What's the line?" Because she was too nervous, her mind went blank, oh and her cute and broken fake sister.

    Fu Yunshen helplessly reminded, "Lord Devil, hurry up, this is a trap."

    Shi Mu continued the next line according to Fu Yunshen's prompt, "Master Devil, go away, this is a trap"

    Fu Yunshen glanced back, without looking, digging into her clothes with one hand, Shimu's face changed and changed again, gritted his teeth and said, "You, what are you doing?"

    Fu Yunshen said, "I'll post it back for you."

    This thing can be put back on

    Shi Mu was suspicious, and there was no other better way, so he had to endure the embarrassment and ask him to help. After groping for a long time, Fu Yun finally caught the pitiful sister. In the darkness, he tried to pull up the broken part, but unfortunately there was no fix, so he could only pull the corner of his sister's clothes and put it into Shimu's underwear. As a result, before the hand touched, Shi Mu's lips turned white.

    She looked at Fu Yunshen and warned in a low voice, "Fu Yunshen, although the two of us are in a relationship, you can't take this opportunity to be a hooligan." If anyone saw this in public, it would be so embarrassing that she couldn't afford to be ashamed even if she was embarrassed. this face

    Fu Yunshen gave her a stern look and continued to move.

    With his back to the audience, his tall and sturdy body just covered Shimu and firmly blocked the audience's sight. Outsiders didn't know what they were doing, and the rest of the actors on the stage were responsible for the plot.

    Xu Qing, who played the prince, gave an order, and the guards rushed to the two of them with prop swords in hand.

    In this episode, the devil had already untied the rope and was holding the little mermaid to avoid the attack, but in an accident, Shi Mu was still tied up on the shelf, and Fu Yunshen was hit and staggered and fell straight forward.

    The prop shelf was unstable, and after it was crooked, the two fell to the ground together with the shelf.

    tear

    Shi Mu felt that her sister was broken.

    Her face was instantly blue.

    Fu Yunshen fell on top of her, covering several eyes in front of the stage with a black robe. In the uproar, no one else on the stage reacted.

    Fu Yunshen supported the ground with one hand, and carried the pulled sister's arms into his pocket with the other.

    The audience didn't see this action clearly. What other people on the stage saw was real. Fu Yunshen actually took Shimu's Mosaic out of it and did this kind of operation.

    Facing the astonished gazes from all directions, Fu Yunshen exerted his basic qualities as an actor, his eyes were burning, his lips were slightly pursed, and he tightly protected Shi Mu in his arms, glaring at everyone, "A mere mortal is not worthy of a fight with me. I am black magic"

    After saying that, he waved his hand and started to exercise, but only with a clatter, something fell from his body and fell to the ground.

    The spotlight moved past, giving the shiny close-up.

    An old man Ding bought two eggs.

    This is

    This is

    It's Mosaic

    Everyone gasped in shock.

    The day after tomorrow, Zhou Zhi, who was watching silently, widened his eyes, squirted out a mouthful of soda, and at the same time, he said, "Fuck."

    Xia Hang was stunned for a moment, then covered Bei Ling's eyes.

    Belling blinked, very simply "Did Brother Shen drop something?"

    It was dropped, sent.

    Looking at the others, the classmates were stunned, the actors on stage were stunned, and the experienced teachers offstage were stunned, and then their faces turned green, and the reporters who were invited to take charge of the filming were all excited and took As soon as the camera clicked, started to shoot, and even thought about how to write the title of the next day's press release.

    British South Winter Festival has another scandal, the little mermaid attacked with a stick

    Exciting, really exciting.

    At this time of utter silence and embarrassment, Fu Yunshen calmly picked up the elder sister, pointed to the crowd, and looked solemn, "This is the staff of darkness, which can turn you all into stone. I have no intention of hurting your lives, so move away quickly."

    ""

    Is the line like this?

    I don't think so

    What can they do now

    A group of dumb people got out of the way. After Fu Yunshen kicked Ding Er into his pocket again, he hugged Shi Mu and left.

    The classmate in charge of the narration recovered from the shock, and continued to read into the microphone "Since then, the little mermaid and the prince have lived a happy life"

    clap clap

    The audience poured in a lot of applause.

    After this scene, the group was almost paralyzed.

    Especially Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen, facing the expressions of everyone who wanted to say something and then stopped, they were silent, pretending to be stupid.

    In this deadly silence, the sanitary napkin, which was originally not too strong, finally completed its final mission. It fell off the bikini, and slid from the body to the ground. Everyone bowed their heads and watched the thing that fell down again. It was speechless.

    Shi Mu bent down and picked it up, calmly stuffing it back in.

    classmates""

    In the end, a classmate couldn't help but stood up, "Shi Mu, I saw it on the stage just now, that thing fell from you, why did you bring that?"

    After one person stood up, several others followed, "Shi Mu, what are you doing with sanitary napkins?"

    "What are you and Fu Yunshen doing?"

    "Speaking of which, I just wanted to ask. I found a silicone fake breast in the dressing room. Since you don't wear that, where did your breast come from?"

    As soon as these words came out, everyone's focus fell on Shi Mu's chest, and everyone's expressions were doubts and confusion.

    She stood there in a daze, thinking about how to deal with it, when she reached out and pinched her with both hands, Shi Mu was startled, and she stepped back with her arms around her chest.

    It was the logistics member who pinched her. The logistics member looked at her hand and said in shock, "This, how can this be the same as the real thing? You can't be intersex, right?"

    The voice fell, bursts of sighs.

    The logistics member's remarks reminded a group of people, and now the eyes looking at Shi Mu are full of inquiry.

    "Speaking of which, Mu has no Adam's apple"

    "She, she's still white, no girl is so white."

    "She's still wearing that thing. Oh, it's embarrassing. Who would normally wear that kind of thing?"

    "It's strange that she and Fu Yunshen were on stage just now."

    "It's so beautiful not too late"

    "Yeah, she's so pretty"

    As soon as the topic changed, the whole class began to be immersed in Shi Mu's beauty again.

    In this extremely chaotic situation, someone came from a distance and shouted, "Fu Yunshen, the dean of education asked you to go to the office."

    It's still coming.

    Fu Yunshen took off his cloak, his big hands with clear phalanges ruffled his hair, and after glancing at Shi Mu, he turned and walked towards the dean's office. Shi Mu was stunned, anxious to keep up.

    Seeing that they were both gone, Zhou Zhi, who was about to take the stage, quit, put down his headset and followed.

    The classmates shouted "Zhou Zhi, why don't you go"

    Zhou Zhi "find my brother" without looking back

    Running out of the auditorium, Zhou Zhi breathed out and called Xia Hangyi, with a hurried voice, "Old Xia, I won't hide it from you now, but Mu was a woman at the time, I think you haven't seen anything since you just entered the city. Da Shi Mian, this thing is too exciting for you, so I haven't said it. But now my brother is in trouble, we can't help but to save it." Up to now, Zhou Zhi can't care about that much. All shaken out. Zhou Zhi, who had been keeping secrets for two days, felt relieved instantly after saying this. God knows how sad he was to hold back his words for so long.

    Xia Hangyi, who was still sitting in the auditorium, widened his pupils. After a long time, he calmed down and said dumbly, "You know."

    Zhou Zhi "nonsense, if I don't know, will I tell you." No, this is not the right question, is it possible

    Zhou Zhi swallowed his saliva, shrank to the corner and asked softly, "Is it possible, Lao Xia?"

    Xia Hangyi suddenly calmed down and replied, "I heard it that night, and I didn't say anything because I was afraid you couldn't accept it."

    Across the phone, both parties were silent.

    Xia Hang took a deep breath, "Where are you now?"

    Zhou Zhi said, "Brother Shen and the others have been called to the dean's office, and I'm going to go there."

    Xia Hangyi, "Then wait for me, let's go over together."

    After hanging up the phone, Xia Hang pulled Bei Ling, who had not figured out the situation, and left the auditorium.

    He looked around, slowly cornering Belling.

    In front of the solemn Xia Hang, Bei Ling looked weak, pitiful and helpless. She raised her head, trembling, "What, what's wrong?"

    As soon as Xia Hang took off his glasses, the sleeping phoenix eyes revealed were serious and beautiful.

    Bei Ling's eyes flickered, her back was completely against the wall, her fingers were clenched tightly, and if Xia Hang wanted to confess to her, it would be impossible, at least she would have to wait for college to fall in love. But she likes Xia Hangyi very much. Xia Hang is very patient with her, the stories she tells are good, and the food she cooks is delicious.

    Promise otherwise

    Bei Ling plucked up the courage to look at Xia Hangyi, and said with red ears, "Brother Hangyi, I promise to be with you, but I won't be able to kiss you until I graduate from college." They are still students, and the principled questions cannot be ignored.

    Xia Hangyi

    Xia Hangyi was a little dazed, "What do you say?"

    Bei Ling was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you confess to me?"

    confession

    When Xia Hang came over, she just wanted to tell her about Shi Mu, lest it would be unbearable for her to be exposed at the time, and it was better to have a buffer if she knew in advance, but she was inexplicably confessed.

    Looking at the little girl whose face was full of loss, Xia Hang felt helpless and funny, and more of an indescribable joy.

    He stretched out his hand and scratched his head. For the first time, he was at a loss for what to do. After taking a minute to sort out his mood, Xia Hang straightened his back and looked down at her, "If I confess to you now, you, you will still be there. promise?"

    Bei Ling lowered his head and stirred his pale fingers. After a few long seconds, he nodded lightly, and the bangs on his forehead swayed with the movement.

    Xia Hang's eyes lit up, and he quickly regained his calm. "However, I may go back to inherit the family business after graduating from college. As you know, in addition to hundreds of acres of land and hundreds of farms, the only industry left in our family is corpse removal. Now, it’s hard and exhausting to drive away the corpses, and there’s not much money to be made, will you despise me?”

    Bei Ling shook his head vigorously, Myolie's eyes were bright and bright, "I'm going to study design in college, and fashion design makes a lot of money. I can support you."

    Xia Hang gave a low laugh twice, "That's not necessary, if it really doesn't work, I'll do something else, it won't make you suffer."

    Belling blushed again and lowered his small head.

    After the awkward silence, Belling raised his head, "Then why are you looking for me?"

    Xia Hang shuddered one by one, suddenly remembering the most important thing that was left out.

    He grabbed Bei Ling's hand and looked directly at her clear eyes. Although he couldn't bear it, Xia Hangyi still said, "After today, this matter may not be able to be hidden. I decided to tell you first."

    Xia Hangyi's appearance made Bei Ling panic.

    Could it be that Xia Hang was dying of cancer as soon as he got cancer?

    "Shi Mu disguised herself as a man and sneaked into the men's bedroom. The Shi Mu you like has always been a woman, but you have to believe that he must have difficulties, and the school leaders will definitely not let her go easily. At this moment, we must Can I stand by Shimu's side?"

    "Ah, so that's what happened." Bei Ling's tense nerves finally relaxed, and he reached out and patted his chest, "It scared me to death. I thought you had a terminal illness, which made people nervous."

    Bei Ling's attitude was beyond Xia Hang's expectations.

    Belling said calmly, "I know."

    Xia Hang was stunned, "When?"

    Belling raised his chin slightly, and said with a little pride, "That would be early."

    So hide it from the past, a group of people all know

    now.

    Fu Yunshen and Shi Mu had already arrived at the dean's office.

    In the office, the atmosphere is depressing.

    The dean in a black suit sat on the chair with a sullen face, folded his hands, and stared at the two of them coldly.

    Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen were in a hurry to get out, and they didn't have time to change their clothes. Fu Yunshen was fine, and the stage clothes were still wearing autumn clothes and long pants. If it wasn't cold, she would suffer. A single skirt was hanging on her legs and wanted to fall off. Unbreakable sister panties. Oh yes, the sanitary napkin on Naiji's cover seems to be about to fall off.

    Shi Mu raised his hand and carelessly pushed the sanitary napkin back inside.

    This small action made the dean's face even gloomier.

    After taking his eyes off Shi Mu, he looked at Fu Yunshen and ordered coldly, "Fu Yunshen, take out the things in your pocket."

    Without saying a word, Fu Yunshen took the sister out of his pocket.

    Looking at the real sister, whose workmanship is realistic, the lines are clear, and it looks like a genuine product, the dean is a little suffocated, and she is about to suffer a heart attack.

    He pointed at the thing, his voice trembling with anger, "Put it on the table."

    Fu Yunshen put it up obediently.

    After the dean looked at it for a few times, the man blushed and had a thick neck, and immediately asked the two of them, "What is this, Fu Yunshen, tell me, what is this?"

    Fu Yunshen's face was serious, "The stage props."

    This made the dean laugh angrily. "You say it again, what are you talking about?"

    "The stage props, you have also seen it, we played the little mermaid, the mermaid turned out to be a man, and this thing turned out to be on the little mermaid. In order to be with the prince, I gave it to the devil, and the devil now takes it with him. It came to find the little mermaid, and we found such a prop for realism."

    Fu Yunshen was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and the dean and Shi Mu were taken aback for a moment.

    It was only today that Shi Mu admired Fu Yunshen's ability to make up stories. As expected of a novelist, making up random things is called a clever one. If she hadn't participated in this drama, she would have believed it.

    The dean finally came back to his senses, pointed to his face and said, "Look at me, look at me, do I have a face that looks easy to deceive?"

    Fu Yunshen actually looked back and forth at his face for two or three minutes, and nodded slightly, "Yes, otherwise you wouldn't have handled it that way in the case of Lao Huang." The matter of Lao Huang and Shi Mu Son, Fu Yunshen, who holds grudges, can be remembered for a lifetime.

    The dean of the school looked like "You are blaming me"

    Fu Yunshen, "I just follow your words, I don't mean that. Of course, if you insist on understanding, I have nothing to say."

    The dean took a breath and gritted his teeth, "Fu Yunshen, don't forget that I am your teacher. You can't treat your teacher with this attitude."

    His eyes were indifferent, half-smiling, "Then don't forget, I'm one of the shareholders of the school."

    The dean was choked by his words, and couldn't utter a single sound.

    Shi Mu, who served as the background the whole time, licked his lips, thinking that it would be good to have money and power, and he could be so arrogant in front of the teacher.

    After a brief silence, the impatient director suddenly calmed down, he sat down again to calm down, and looked at the two again, "Fu Yunshen, let's put the rest aside, you must explain to me what's going on, today The school leaders are here, and there are reporters invited. You can see all the things you dropped. As a student, how can you bring such things on stage? Do you know how much it will affect the reputation of our school? If you are one of the shareholders of the school, you should consider it for the school, but what are you doing?"

    He said a bunch of bangs, and all kinds of burdens hit Fu Yunshen's shoulder together.

    The young man's expression was casual, obviously he didn't take it to heart.

    Shi Mu looked sideways at Fu Yunshen. Now the time is almost up, but she can't continue to let the boss take the blame for her. It's better, it's better to say it directly. It's a big deal. , starving

    outside the door.

    The three of them crashed in together.

    Zhou Zhi, the leader, strode over with sweat on his face. He glanced at Shi Mu, froze for a moment, and hurriedly looked away. Bei Ling and Xia Hangyi followed closely behind, all three of them had serious and nervous expressions.

    "What are you doing here?" Shi Mu asked in a low voice.

    Zhou Zhi didn't answer Shi Mu's question, and slammed his fist on the desk, his aggressive appearance made the dean's heart beat faster.

    Zhou Zhi red blushed and shouted, "Although Shi Mu is a woman, she has gender cognitive impairment, she thinks she is a man, and she is ill. If you don't believe me, I will ask the hospital to issue a certificate to you, you can't be fired for this. she."

    twilight ""

    Fu Yunshen ""

    Dean""

    what the fuck

    What the hell is this kid talking about?

    Twenty-five years in the teaching industry, the nearly fifty-year-old dean is deeply confused.

    Are you shocked?

    Shock is right.

    This set of explanations came to the three of them after careful consideration. After all, reality is not a novel, and it is a big deal for a woman to disguise herself as a man and sneak into a man's bedroom. It cannot be forgiven by a single inspection, so they put all the blame on mental illness. , Mental illness is a brick, where it needs to be moved.

    Zhou Zhi once again thanked the gender cognitive impairment, which could save his brother.

    As for the inspection report, his sister is a doctor.

    The dean took out the pills and drank the water, closed his eyes and calmed down for a while, then pushed his glasses with trembling hands.

    Zhou Zhi was stunned and looked at Shi Mu, "He doesn't know yet."

    No matter how Zhou Zhi and the others knew about it, Shi Mu just wanted to die on the spot, instantly. It was best to have a crack in the ground for her to get in. It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, what kind of gender cognitive impairment, they also As far as can think, let alone the school didn't forgive her, even if she let it go in the future, she didn't want to appear here again.

    Zhou Zhi laughed twice, and scratched his head embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I'm here early, you guys continue."

    Fu Yunshen rolled his eyes with a cold eye, "Go away."

    "Get out, I'll get out right away." Zhou Zhiyi grabbed Bei Ling and Xia Hangyi from left to right, and slipped out of the dean's office.

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