The housekeeper smiled and greeted: "Master, did you change the alarm clock tones today?"

"Well……"

Jiang Chuyan yawned, his voice slurred, "Suona version of the Great Compassion Mantra."

Butler: "No wonder I felt as if I had been saved after listening to it, and felt that my coffin was already on the way."

"There is also a suona song that will make you feel like you are in a coffin." Jiang Chuyan recommended earnestly, "It happens to be a one-stop funeral service, do you want to listen?"

The smile on the butler's lips could hardly be maintained, "Thank you for your kindness, young master, but I still want to live a few more years."

"It sounds good, you really don't want to try it."

Jiang Chuyan said seriously: "I promise not to lie to you, the experience of entering the coffin is first-class."

Thinking of the scene of entering the coffin, the butler shuddered twice and hurriedly changed the subject, "Master, your boyfriends came to you and said that they have prepared a surprise for you at the bar."

Jiang Chuyan sat up in a daze, and asked in confusion, "Boyfriends... guys?"

Isn't his boyfriend Yu Yuan?

What's with the word "we"?

The housekeeper dutifully explained: "You are currently engaged to Yu Yuan. Yu Yuan is your fiance, not your boyfriend."

"You have hundreds of boyfriends. I have a list of all your boyfriends here."

Jiang Chuyan was stunned.

At the same time pedal hundreds of boats. The original owner should not be called Sea King, but Sea God.

"What surprise?"

Butler: "They said you'll know when you go to the bar. There are seven boyfriends we met this time."

Jiang Chuyan was very curious.

What kind of god can endure wearing hundreds of green hats at the same time.

Are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reincarnated?

Come to the bar.

The bar is feasting.

Along the way, many men came to him for contact information, but Jiang Chuyan rejected wave after wave of men.

These men must have tried to sell him insurance, but he tactfully refused them all.

The housekeeper was in a hurry to deal with it in advance, and now there is only him and three bodyguards left.

One of the bodyguards is bald, kind of like Killer 007.

The bald forehead gleamed brightly in the light.

The ancients honestly do not deceive me, bald people will always shine.

"What's your name?"

The bodyguard scratched his bald head and smiled honestly: "Master, my name is Sha Qima, you can just call me Xiaosha."

Jiang Chuyan: "You are delicious."

The bodyguard blushed.

The reserved bar box number is A-K47, but the problem is, they are all road idiots, and they can't find it after several circles.

There was a commotion from the next room.

"Why did Lao Tzu's Rolex watch disappear? Who stole Lao Tzu's watch?" His fat was stretched out several times, for fear that others would not know that he was a nouveau riche.

"Can you afford a watch worth more than ten million yuan? Did you steal Lao Tzu's Rolex?"

The upstart Bao Jin threw the beer bottle in a fit of rage, and the shattered glass slag splattered immediately.

Bao Jinxie smiled and said, "I see. I see you are so handsome, and I have a good heart, so I don't have the heart to embarrass you. Either you kneel down and learn to bark now, or come to the hotel with me tonight. I don't care about things. Who made me magnanimous."

The man in the waiter kept his head down and kept silent.

Jiang Chuyan could only see the back of the waiter, but could not see the specific appearance. But just looking at the back, you can also feel that this waiter is very handsome.

It came from an inexplicable intuition of a Yangou.

Wow! Strong robbery men!

Jiang Chuyan was excited.

The bodyguard asked in a low voice, "Master, did you see that waiter right? Would you like me to grab it for you?"

Jiang Chuyan was surprised: "There is such a good thing in the world?"

The bodyguard patted his chest: "Master, don't worry, wrap it on me."

The bodyguard kicked open the hidden door and shouted sternly, "You guys are not allowed to move! All of you squat down!"

Bao Jin squatted on the ground with his head in his hands in fear, and asked in a trembling voice, "Police, police??"

Bodyguard: "Bandits, come to rob people."

"Our young master has taken a fancy to that waiter! Get the hell out of you!!!"

...

Probably had never seen such a domineering bandit before, the whole box was so quiet that a needle could be heard.

Bao Jin laughed angrily, stood up and scolded: "Who is your young master?"

"it's me."

In the noisy box, the voice of the young man Qingyue was exceptionally abrupt, and everyone's eyes were drawn to it.

Under the shadow of the light, the boy's complexion is fair, his face is full of collagen, and his facial features and bones are all excellent, which is stunningly beautiful at a glance.

Jiang Chuyan was wearing a simple white shirt, with peach blossom eyes curled inward and outward, "It's illegal to extort blackmail so blatantly."

Bao Jin stared blankly at Jiang Chuyan, he had never seen such a good-looking person.

I thought the waiter just now was good-looking enough, but I didn't expect this little beauty to be truly stunning. Really hit the jackpot today.

Bao Jin swallowed and said with a wide-eyed smile, "Beauty, I think you are extorting money."

Jiang Chuyan: "Am I extorting money??"

Bao Jin: "You stole my heart just now."

Jiang Chuyan: "..."

"You just put your watch into the crack of the sofa with your own hands, why are you slandering others now?"

Suddenly being dismantled, Bao Jin's face was ugly for a moment, "Even if you are beautiful, you can't talk nonsense. When did I slander others?!"

Bao Jin took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat, "Let's add a WeChat first. The avatar is me, are you satisfied?"

Jiang Chuyan: "I vomited."

Bao Jin combed his greasy back and smiled confidently: "Beauty, I don't believe you are angry."