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    This wish will really come true!

    I have heard that one year, Li Peipei made a wish to Lord Goddess, she wanted a big dog, so after Lord Goddess fell asleep the next day, she picked up Mangzi, an abandoned purebred Alaska! She is absolutely healthy, and she has never had any problems except for swallowing her balls and going to the hospital.

    In another year, the little wolf and the goddess complained, saying that they liked the drum set, but had no money to buy one, so the next day, the little wolf picked up a whole set of the drum set by the roadside, bought it back and beat it and repaired it now. Never repaired once, the quality is super!

    And Yu Meimei picked up a beautiful shell underwear, and the old witch got a free cosmetic surgery roll from the plastic surgery hospital on the way... and so on.

    It can be said that her existence is like a miracle.

    It's just that I've never heard that Lady Goddess has fulfilled Li's wishes, but who cares about Li's! He's not important!

    Every year, the non-human beings in the old apartment are looking forward to the goddess to wake up, including me who just moved in this year. If I can, I must make a wish to the goddess, please let me make three more wishes!

    But Lady Goddess's awakening time is not certain. There is no fixed time every year. Sometimes she wakes up on the first day of the new year, sometimes it has to wait until the middle of the year, and sometimes it even has to wait until the end of the year.

    Everyone wants to wake her up, but she is like a protected animal in the building. When everyone is coveted, everyone starts to protect her. She lives on the second floor. When there is nothing urgent, everyone goes up and down the second floor. The voices are very soft.

    My thoughts drifted away from here, and when I came back to my senses, I saw the little wolf biting his head and raising a glass without anyone answering him: "Well, let's clink a glass with tea instead of wine."

    In the end, Li Ranran still raised a glass for the sake of face.

    So everyone raised their cups.

    The little wolf gulped down a cup of tea, not as a celebration, but as a shock.

    I feel sorry for him, it is not easy to find a job, and it is even more difficult to invite this bunch of "monsters and ghosts" to eat, so I want to bring a rhythm and create a wave of atmosphere, but I haven't figured out how to do it, I heard the corner There was a soft sound of "dong" inside, and I thought something had fallen, so I subconsciously turned my head to look, and suddenly saw a wriggling dark gray creature on the sofa in the corner next to Yu Meimei...

    mouse……

    "Rat!" I exclaimed, and almost jumped up from my seat at that moment. The table shook, shaking the tea from Li Xiaoran's hand, who was sitting opposite me.

    The waiters next to me were also very disturbed when they heard my shout, and took a step back one after another, staring at the corner with a little panic.

    And the table in front of me who should have been | turbulent | was quite quiet. Li Yanran didn't even turn his head. He took a napkin to wipe whoever spilled on the table.

    The nearest Yu Meimei drank water as usual and asked me, "Do you want to kill me?"

    "Take it outside and kill her, don't let her scream." Li Yandao ordered coldly.

    "Okay." Yu Meimei didn't say a word, she stood up and caught the mouse with her bare hands. Amidst the exclamations of "Ah, my God! Ah! Ya! It's moving! Ya!", Yu Meimei was calm and composed. The mouse was brought outside the store, and I saw her smash the mouse hard on the ground through the floor-to-ceiling glass window, then observed it, and clapped her hands and came in.

    "Where can I wash my hands?"

    The waiter pointed her to the bathroom.

    She went in.

    The waiters were all like me, looking at her like a hero. At this time, the manager of the Japanese food store hurried over and reassured me: "I'm really sorry, the pipes upstairs in this mall are all open, and we're on the first floor again... I'm really sorry that everyone was shocked, I Let me change your table."

    Just as I was about to nod my head and say yes, Li Yanran refused: "No, trouble."

    The store manager looked to the side, there were people at the table, I was the only one standing up, and the other one came out of the bathroom calmly and calmly. The little wolf was still comforting the store manager: "It's okay, it's okay, the mouse is normal."

    The store manager is probably a little confused, and he has probably never seen such a calm customer. So I apologized several times to the only one who was frightened, and turned around to get busy.

    I sat down silently, their reaction... as if being afraid of mice is a very strange thing...

    "You people are too squeamish now. The sanitation conditions are too good to be used to." Yu Shao swayed his legs, the bells on his feet were jingling, but at this time he seemed to be old-fashioned, "In our time, , there is mouse poop in the bowl, pick it out and throw it away and continue to eat it.”

    Little Wolf also said: "Where we used to live, we often heard the sound of mice running across the beams at night, and sometimes one or two would fall on our faces."

    This topic seems to be very interesting, and Wei Wuchang also said: "This is not bad. After the war, the battlefield will be cleaned up and the corpses will be buried. Mosquitoes and rats are rampant in the corpse pits. The prevention of malaria and rats is a headache."

    The more I talk about the taste, the more I can't eat the dishes...

    Yes... I'm really sorry... It's the hottest chicken in our contemporary human...

    I silently picked up the plums in the tea and rice, but I finally broke the awkward silence. This mouse...he died rightly!

    "There is no such thing in the sea, but there are many others." When Yu Meimei started to speak, a figure suddenly walked by with a plate in her hand.

    "I'm sorry, everyone is shocked. This is grilled shrimp with cheese. It's my apology to you. I'm really sorry."

    I looked up and saw a handsome little brother, who was introduced by someone next to me: "This is our chef, who came here to apologize to everyone."

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