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    Chapter 80 Human beings are too great

    The uncle decided to save Jian Luo's aesthetics: "Luoluo...Are you sure, this one really has less meat, and it has no taste when cooked."

    Jian Luo looked at the crayfish in the box, waving the tongs, the two small black eyes seemed to be even more cute, he smiled and said: "Look at how cute it is, how can it not be delicious!"

    "..."

    The uncle hesitated.

    But Jian Luo's cooking skills gave him a little more confidence, so he said, "Luo Luo, do you want to try it?"

    Jian Luo wants to try it, and it doesn't take much effort to cook crayfish. The best thing is that crayfish can actually be cooked in one pot, and a large pot of rice is very appropriate, and these soldiers have just exercised, and if they come back, they can do it. Wouldn't it be nice to eat crayfish?

    Thinking of this, Jian Luo asked the soldier, "How much of this have you captured?"

    The soldiers did not discriminate because Jian Luo was a human, but answered honestly: "Many, there are probably several ice banks frozen in a warship, this is an invasive species, and the reason for their smuggling may be to transport them to other planets for infringement. ecosystem."

    The uncle nodded: "This lobster not only destroys the environment, but also has no edible value."

    Jian Luo smiled: "I'll try it, or I'll make the stuff in this box first, and then share it with you. If you like it, I'll make more."

    Secretary Jin strode over from behind: "Luoluo, are you too tired?"

    As soon as this was mentioned, everyone else looked at Jian Luo's belly. Now he's five or six months old, his lower belly has already grown significantly. It's very small, like a small hill, but his limbs are very slender, with only his belly. The drum is a little bit so it stands out.

    In fact, everyone knows that the cubs are not that weak, but they can't help thinking about whether they will be tired.

    After seeing the crayfish, Jian Luo's attitude has begun to change: "it's okay, I'm not tired."

    The uncle said, "Then let me help you Luoluo."

    "it is good."

    Because it seems that there has been no live broadcast here for a long time, Jian Luo thought that he could live broadcast for a while. After asking his uncle for permission, he started the live broadcast of the process of making crayfish.

    When he opened the information terminal, he received a private message from Jiang Jiang: "I'm sorry Luoluo, I didn't expect that advertisement would cause you trouble."

    Jian Luo smiled: "It doesn't matter, don't worry, I exposed it at school, but it has nothing to do with you. Besides, this matter will be exposed sooner or later, but it's only a matter of time."

    Jiang Jiang sent him a message yesterday, so after Jian Luo replied, Jiang Jiang did not reply to him in time.

    Jian Luo packed up and clicked the live broadcast button.

    The small ball started to work normally. It was almost the beginning of the live broadcast. Before long, the popularity of the live broadcast room had soared sharply, and finally stopped at the 2 million mark, and this data is still going up. Climb up.

    Jian Luo greeted everyone as always: "Hello everyone, I'm Jian Luo, let's eat crayfish today."

    Viewers don't care what they eat:

    "Are you really pregnant?"

    "Which noble's cub is she carrying, can you show us the cub?"

    "What to eat, can a pregnant woman eat this?"

    "Anchor, you have to take care of your body, don't be too tired, okay?"

    The chattering words blew up the screen, and the air began to explode with gifts and fireworks.

    Jane fell on cleaning the crayfish.

    The uncle and secretary Jin were both helping, and he didn't use him much, so he was basically instructing: "Handling crayfish requires skills. First, you must brush the shrimp tail well, and then draw the shrimp line."

    This is a more delicate approach.

    When they were cleaning the crayfish, Jian Luo prepared the ingredients next to them. The first thing was the chili. The chili must be prepared enough. The soul of the spicy crayfish must be spicy and the seasoning is enough.

    "We made shrimp sticks before." Jian Luo said smoothly, "I have already told everyone how to handle shrimp when making shrimp sticks. The most important thing today is to look at the seasonings."

    Chili, garlic, salt.

    Cut off the shallots, and cut off the peppers.

    In the live broadcast room, people gradually began to pay attention to the ingredients:

    "Can I eat lobster?"

    "There is nothing in StarNet Encyclopedia about how to eat this creature."

    "Invasive species I remember."

    The reason why Jianluo's live broadcast room is popular is not only because he is pregnant, but also because Jianluo's ideas are always daring and tense, and they can surprise people every time, or in other words, Every time it is a different way, it gives a very interesting feeling.

    The crayfish on Secretary Jin's side has been dealt with, and she makes a gesture to Jian Luo.

    Jian Luo said to the uncle, "You can put it on the steamer and steam it."

    "You don't need to add anything else to this." Jian Luo said to the camera by the way, "Just put it on and steam it."

    Because the chefs in the kitchen have tried this method before, but the taste is not so ideal. Therefore, seeing that Jian Luo is still steaming, the chef is also very worried, and glanced at Jian Luo with concern. , but Jian Luo smiled at him, full of confidence.

    He was not the only one who had doubts about Jian Luo, but also the soldiers.

    The soldier who was in charge of bringing the food came back empty-handed, which aroused the curiosity of others: "Didn't the thing come back?"

    The soldier nodded and said, "Well, that... Jian Luo seems to want to eat."

    "What's so delicious about that thing." Xiao Jinlong complained: "It's not enough to stick between your teeth, and it's also unpalatable."

    The soldier also laughed: "Humans' diet is different from ours."

    The two were talking quietly, the inner door opened, and Lu Shifeng came out of the war room with several major generals behind him. His eyes fell on the two soldiers who were talking, which was like staring at death.

    As soon as the soldiers saw the officer coming out, they immediately became nervous and saluted in place.

    Lu Shifeng said in a low voice, "Send it?"

    "Yes." The soldier replied quickly, "I was left behind by Mr. Jane."

    Lu Shifeng nodded, his voice was lazy but unmistakable: "Well, the rest of the seized ones were confiscated and all were detained."

    The rest exchanged glances in private.

    According to the past operations, there are very few things confiscated. Generally, Marshal Lu doesn't look at it.

    As the most powerful star in the universe, Dark Star naturally has its strengths. Not only is there no shortage of all kinds of weapons and equipment, but technology and armament naturally belong to the category of the strong. Even if they sometimes collect some ingredients, but Because of Lu Shifeng's extremely picky stomach, there is nothing to like.

    This time, there is actually a crayfish left, and there is no need to think too much about the reason.

    At the end, Lu Shifeng looked at his adjutant again and said softly, "You can do it yourself."

    The adjutant bowed his head: "Yes."

    The crayfish in the kitchen has been prepared, the crayfish in the pot has gradually matured, and it exerts its full charm in the bright red soup. People swallow unconsciously.

    Jian Luo was not busy eating by herself, but swiftly peeled one off and handed it to Secretary Jin and the uncle.

    The audience in the live broadcast room has been tempted by the taste and cannot control:

    "The anchor, we also want to eat."

    "Ah, ah, eat it yourself first, we also want to taste it."

    "It's killing me."

    Jian Luo leaned against the stove and asked Secretary Jin and the uncle, "How do you feel?"

    Secretary Jin wiped his lips after eating one, and turned to wash his hands: "Don't call me, I'll peel it myself."

    The uncle also nodded: "You can eat."

    In fact, dragons are also creatures that know how to enjoy, and they are still engraved in their genes. Long ago, dragons like to collect treasures to make themselves happy. They like to kill and enjoy the battlefield, so they chose to be soldiers. .

    Dragons have always been a race that knows how to enjoy themselves.

    Jian Luo said: "If the taste is alright, you can ask them for some more crayfish later. This soup can be used again, and I have given you the production method."

    The uncle nodded: "Okay, I'll do it, don't be tired, go and rest."

    Jian Luo smiled, stood still and didn't leave, but distributed some of these crayfish to Secretary Jin, and packed the rest by herself. He said, "I'll take some away?"

    Secretary Jin nodded: "Take it."

    Jane Luo was packing the box, and she heard Secretary Jin say, "Luoluo, do you want to go back to eat?"

    "I'm full." Jian Luo held the box: "I'll take it back for Brother Long to taste."

    Secretary Jin agreed very much, and she gave a thumbs up: "Come on."

    In fact, Lu Shifeng has a great temper. In the past, every time he marched, the entire army was tense and under a lot of pressure, but when Jane fell behind, the situation would improve. The so-called king is happy and the people are happy, all depends on the king's beloved concubine tried!

    As time passed, soldiers gradually came to the cafeteria together:

    "I heard that the crayfish seized today were made."

    "What's so delicious about crayfish?"

    "That's something that only humans like. A true dragon should eat a potato rice bowl."

    "It was made by Jian Luo. Sure enough, small people like this kind of stuff between their teeth."

    Everyone shouted into the cafeteria, but they were shocked by the delicious taste of the crawfish. No one could resist the tangy aroma and the bright red that enticed the appetite. DC.

    For a moment, everyone paused, and the soldiers glanced at each other.

    half an hour.

    Someone said:

    "If it's a real dragon, it has to eat crayfish."

    "I don't want to eat potato rice bowl anymore."

    "How can these little people eat like that?"

    The crayfish in the pot was still cooking, and the uncle filled a pot for each of the first wave of people. He said, "Everything is there, don't worry."

    The aroma of the whole cafeteria wafts out.

    Because heard that the main food in the cafeteria today is crayfish, many soldiers choose to drink nutrient solution, and only a small number of people who have eaten hot pot heard that it is Jianluo, so they came to try it.

    Before coming, they agreed:

    "Tell us how it tastes after you taste it hahaha."

    The soldiers waited outside for their comrades' evaluation of the taste. They didn't come when they waited for the left and right. The only thing that came was the fragrance that came through a few doors, which really made the dragon hungry.

    So, slowly, the people who just couldn't go to the cafeteria began to put down the nutrient solution, and they were ready to go to the cafeteria. The brothers who are good to comment on the taste have already started to eat it.

    Crayfish out of the pot more.

    A whole shrimp feast has begun. For the dragons who lack patience, it is a success to let them peel the shrimp patiently.

    While eating, did not forget to express emotion:

    "Humans are so nice."

    "I also want to find a human being as a daughter-in-law."

    "Actually, think about how cute humans are. They are small and must be very soft."

    "Yeah, I'm afraid that if I'm in a dragon state, will I accidentally crush her to death?"

    "..."

    The author has something to say: Hahaha, are the sisters looking for a dragon to be their husband, the kind that is life-threatening if they are not careful.

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