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    Chapter 165

    Uncle Clown is the most popular NPC in the amusement park. As soon as he appeared, he was warmly welcomed by the audience.

    He doesn't speak, but only uses body language to express himself. He came out with a large bag full of various small toys.

    He first took out a cute bear doll and gestured to everyone. The children in the audience were boiling and shouting "give me" excitedly.

    Uncle Clown showed a smug smile and threw the bear doll into the audience.

    Then picked up by an Awakened.

    His parents' faces changed greatly: "Baby, don't you want this? Go out and buy you something better."

    "But I like it." The Awakened Baby was unmoved and happily played with the bear doll.

    The expressions of the remaining players instantly turned gloomy, and they were on guard against this clown. When they were outside before, those balloons, windmills, etc., they spent a lot of effort to persuade the little ancestors not to, now this bear doll, I am afraid it is difficult to persuade.

    The point is, the clown came with a whole bag of toys!

    Next is the children's carnival. Uncle Clown threw a few toys out at random, and then said that the remaining toys could not be given easily. He lit a ring of fire, then jumped over it to demonstrate.

    He turned his head to look at the audience, and pointed to the ring of fire, with obvious meaning. You have to jump through the fire ring to get the doll reward.

    It's just a day off. Players didn't want dolls in the first place, and now they let them jump through fire hoops to give them dolls. How could they be willing to jump in this dangerous circle of fire?

    But the child wants it.

    "Dad, I want dolls," said an Awakened baby.

    His father was in a cold sweat: "Let Mom go, Dad is too fat to jump over."

    He is indeed relatively strong, and it is difficult for him to jump through the fire ring. But after saying this, it obviously offended the female players in the same group. The female player's face was ugly, and she said yin and yang angrily: "Where can mom jump in a circle of fire? Your dad is so good, he can go."

    The Awakened Baby looked at his father and then at his mother, pouted unhappily, finally stood up with a snort, and ran to the stage: "I'll go by myself!"

    "Come back!" The two were instantly terrified, and hurried up to stop the child.

    When Uncle Clown saw someone coming up, he was instantly happy. Forcefully pulled the brave father to the front of the fire ring and motioned him to jump quickly.

    "Come on, Dad!" The Awakened applauded happily, "I want a bear doll too!"

    His father had a hard time riding a tiger and did not move for a long time. This ring of fire was smaller than what he saw offstage, and it was difficult to jump over it. This fire also looks weird. If it gets a little bit of it, the consequences will definitely be disastrous.

    In short, he just didn't want to dance.

    Uncle Clown suddenly showed an evil smile, and pushed the player hard while he was not paying attention. The player was terrified and watched helplessly as his upper body successfully passed through the circle of fire, but his lower body was ignited by the fire.

    "Ah!!!" The player screamed, and the whole person turned into a fire man, running around on the stage, rolling on the ground, trying to cover the fire.

    The children in the audience burst into laughter: "He's so funny!"

    Ye Xu didn't smile, and looked at it with a sullen face, feeling that this copy was really sick, even more sick than what Sister Xuan wrote. Sister Xuan is just tossing people a bit, and she likes to find another way. This is good, let the NPC watch the player's "monkey play".

    It is also due to the poor character of this player that he cannot become an Awakener. Otherwise, if he knows the truth in the future, he will definitely find out the dungeon designer and clean it up.

    Ye's father and Ye's mother looked at their cubs worriedly, and finally Ye's father reached out and covered Ye Xu's eyes: "Baby don't look at this."

    Ye Xu was obedient, didn't get angry, and said softly, "Mom and Dad don't even look at it." Although he looked at it or not, it was the same, and from the perspective of God's perception skills, he still saw everything.

    "Okay, Mom and Dad don't look either." Dad Ye closed his eyes, and Mom Ye covered her own.

    They trust the baby very much, and don't worry that not watching will cause anything bad. Ye Xu heard the new message reminder from the chat system and opened the map channel.

    [Map] Han Han: Who wrote this copy?

    [Map] Ye Ye: I don't know.

    [Map] Lin Lin: It doesn't look like our style, at least this clown's performance doesn't look like it.

    Everyone discussed for a long time without discussing anything, and finally Jiang Yuexuan spoke and pointed out the direction.

    [Map] Xuanxuan: It should be a foreigner.

    She is usually engaged in scriptwriting, knows many colleagues, and knows the style of each "screenwriter" well. Generally, only the Awakened who came over in the seven-day game will have a strange style of painting.

    Although they try to imitate the style of the escape game, and strive to make their own copies of the same style as the local copies of the game, but there will always be some awkward places.

    Jiang Yuexuan didn't like some of the foreign counterparts very much, saying that those people came to write the script for the escape game just to challenge himself, and wanted to master some script writing skills of different styles, which was not really helpful at all. In other words, they have no sincerity at all, they are just using this opportunity to improve themselves.

    Compared with some other foreign screenwriters with mixed interests and sincerity, these screenwriters are very self-reliant. The general direction is the same as you, and the details are according to their own preferences, but their preferences are sometimes quite discouraging.

    Just like this, the player was burned to death, and he made the NPC smile and watch the play, which was no different from psychological distortion. If it is a purely automatic dungeon, it doesn't matter. This dungeon has awakened people. The awakened people are in the same camp as NPCs. Facing this scene, there is always an uncomfortable sense of substitution, as if their good partners have lost their humanity.

    [Map] Xuanxuan: Their own game is this kind of annoying style, so when they are doing dungeons, they also like to respond to others. It's okay, I have already reported it, and there will be a dungeon inspector who will come to check and adjust it later.

    However, whether it is the screenwriter, the dungeon inspector, or the dungeon manager, they are all coolies who work for Tong Dad to earn a meager contribution value. It's just that the screenwriter can still be regarded as a personal hobby, and the rest is pure coolie.

    Now that it has been reported, everyone will not say anything. For a while, it will be over soon.

    The Awakened Baby was rewarded with a bear doll, but because of the NPC's applause, he didn't like the doll so much. After getting it in hand, hold it casually, which is a bit disgusting.

    The clown performance went on in an orderly manner, and NPC parents were constantly being pulled up to jump through the hoops. When jumping through the fire ring was replaced by the second item, another Awakened baby urged the parents to try it.

    But this time, the parents successfully completed the challenge and won back the bear doll for the child.

    The Joker seemed very dissatisfied, and immediately replaced the "no difficulty" challenge, and the third item was replaced.

    According to this process, he did not start the official performance until the clown delivered the doll in his hand.

    Ye Xu yawned when he saw it. Compared to some clown performances he had seen, this performance was really boring. don't know when the climax will be reached. Just because of this difficulty, it will not be pushed by broadcast.

    Twenty minutes later, Ye Xu suddenly smelled a hint of smoke. He opened his eyes immediately and looked in the direction of the smell of smoke.

    The flavor builds up in almost seconds, and then the fire rages on and on. It started burning from the exit, trapping everyone in the clown theater.

    "It's on fire!" Everyone stood up immediately and ran to a place far away from the fire source.

    Ye Xu turned to look at the clown, only to see the clown turned and ran into the background. Someone wanted to follow, but was stopped by the air wall.

    Jokers can escape through backstage passages, but they can't. You have to think of something else, or you'll be burned inside.

    "Can this wall be broken open?" someone asked.

    Although the building looks like a circus tent from the outside, it is actually built with walls and roofs. Because it does not need to be moved frequently, it is a fixed building.

    If you want to get out, you have to break the wall.

    Some players have a lot of strength, tried it, and found that it didn't work. Another player took out the props and wanted to use the props to break through.

    After a while, he collapsed and shouted, "It's useless!"

    "You can only rush from the door." Someone gritted their teeth, regardless of their partner, picked up the child and rushed towards the door.

    The gate is the first to burn, so the fire is the fiercest there. But that was the only way out. This man thought that as long as the child was protected, even if they were burned, they could recover if they rushed out. What was there to be afraid of.

    It seemed that he was encouraged by his indomitable momentum, and one after another, people followed him and rushed out.

    "It seems that you can only go out three." Jiang Yuexuan ran to Ye Xu's side at some point, "Look, the fourth one was stopped."

    As the fourth man rushed out, the exit collapsed, nearly burying him alive inside. The man shuddered in fright and ran back quickly.

    Now the exit can't go out, but there are more than ten players present. They looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

    "Would you like to wash away the ruins at the door?" a player said, "Does anyone have such items?"

    No one speaks, and they take out their own props to cheap others, at least they can't do it at this stage. After all, they have to wait until the fire burns before they can selflessly use props to open the way for everyone.

    At this moment, a player sneered and said, "What props do you want? There are so many NPCs here, as long as they are strong enough, they can still be thrown out as cannonballs, right?"

    As soon as his proposal came out, everyone was silent. Although the NPCs are all dummies, they are humanoids anyway, just throwing them out as cannonballs is too... It feels like murder.

    Ye Xu ignored their undercurrents, but looked up at the sky to see if there was anything that could make Father Ye and Mother Ye die quickly, neatly and with less pain. It was too painful to be burned to death. If had known, he might as well have done it in the previous project.

    Bah, what kind of garbage clown performance is known to set fire to people. Ye Xu thought unhappily.

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