Chapter 176

Life is so difficult, and the two groups next door are not much better.

Sometimes, you think you're just facing a devil, but it's actually an army of devils. The chief director Ye Xu was not there, but Director Li and Director Chang were there, and they were not very kind.

The durian group is here, to experience the life of a male farmer and a female group.

At this time, Xiao Li, a follow-up director, passed by, handed a loom instruction manual to the female guest, and sincerely wished: "I wish you finish knitting the specified target soon."

This loom can weave a piece of cloth in three days, or about one-sixth of it in an afternoon. Since the female guest is a beginner, the standard set for her is one-tenth of a horse.

However, after adding the time to study, it is not enough. After all, the speed of a novice and a master is very different, let alone one-tenth, one-twentieth is enough.

The female guest's eyes went black.

Looking at the male guest, he asked to turn the ground and plant seeds. The land given to him is not very large, just a small vegetable field, but the soil has not been turned over much, and it is very laborious.

The male guest was very quick-witted. He asked Director Li, who was strolling over, "Is there no cattle in the farmland?"

Director Li was very moved but still rejected him: "But your family is too poor to buy cattle."

Male guest: "..." I believe in your evil!

"Come on, young man!" Director Li, a big man clenched his fists and made a move of cheering, raising and lowering his elbow three times, "Come on, come on, come on!"

The picture is so beautiful that the male guest almost vomited blood and died.

In addition to the filming, deliberately filmed Director Li's action a lot. It can be said that the variety show has excellent acuity and knows what pictures the audience likes to watch.

The last group of tofu couples are also busy. The wife needs to make tofu, but whether it is brine or gypsum tofu, it is not an easy job. How to order the tofu evenly is a problem. Finally, the tofu brain is pressed into tofu, and it is difficult to control the ratio of soybean to water.

The follow-up director Chang asked her to make the tofu that she made should not be filled with too much water or dried tofu, which was simply embarrassing. Fortunately, the range of often guides is relatively wide and not particularly harsh.

The male guest was out of luck, carrying a pile of tofu to sell in the streets, and he had to sell the tofu in the afternoon. If you can't sell it, you have to eat the leftover tofu yourself.

It is said that the male guests are ready to eat tofu.

Ye Xu swayed left and right, and strolled around the tourist area of ​​the ancient town in his leisure time. Those who didn’t know thought he was here to travel, so he bought a bunch of local snacks and packed a copy for several other directors.

After that, Ye Xu went to various places with snacks.

First of all, he came to the Men's Farming and Women's Organization. He glanced at it and felt that it would not work. As a couple, how can there be no interaction all afternoon?

So Ye Dao said: "My husband is working hard to farm the land. Please ask my wife to send him some herbal tea."

No herbal tea? Don't know how to cook?

The female guest who was almost collapsed by the loom exploded immediately: "No time!"

Ye Dao said kindly: "There are rewards for successfully delivering water."

The female guest was not surprised. She looked at Ye Xu vigilantly. Based on her experience, this guy must be uneasy and kind.

However, Ye Xu just said: "The water will be rewarded with points, and the points will not be deducted if not delivered. There is no penalty. This is just a small temporary task, do it or not."

Are such good things real? The female guests couldn't believe it.

After thinking about it, she ran to make herbal tea. The kitchen wrote a recipe for herbal tea, how much licorice and how much honeysuckle or something. Anyway, I took the ingredients and boiled it in water. Remember to take some time, go back to weaving by yourself, and come back to the pot after cooking.

The only trouble is that the female guests didn't know the medicinal herbs a little, so in the end they could only look at the statues and grab a few and threw them in.

This task is indeed not punishable, but it will waste the time of the female guests. After all, in addition to cooking, have to send water, and it takes a little more time to come and go. If the female guest fails to complete the task, the corresponding points will be deducted, which must be more than the points added by the task.

Therefore, there is no punishment on the surface, but it is actually a price difference. The female guest didn't want to understand, so she said it. When the points are settled back, she is expected to explode again.

After Ye Xu finished his affairs, he hurried away and went to fool the other female guests in the same way.

But for the sake of fairness, he let the female guest of tofu walk for a while and put the herbal tea there, and the staff delivered it on his behalf. Otherwise, the guests of the tofu group will have to travel a long way to find a male guest, which is more time-consuming than

farming

There are many more groups.

Similarly, because the distance between the reading group was too short, Ye Xu asked the female guests to stay at the place where the tea was brewed, not to run or do other things, and only after they had finished cooking could they go back to continue embroidering.

After such a tossing, each group will basically waste about fifteen minutes.

The embroidered female guest returned to her seat after delivering the herbal tea, and just picked up the embroidery needle, and suddenly reflected: "If I don't finish the embroidery in the end, how many points will be deducted?"

The director group laughed without saying a word.

The female guest's face was a little ugly: "Is it deducted according to the degree of completion? The less completed, the more deductions?"

The director's team has a subtle expression.

"I knew you were not at ease!" The female guest understood, no wonder she was trying to waste her time!

Fortunately, this embroidery is easy for her to get started with. The director's request is not to embroider a complete picture, but to embroider a part of it. She should be able to complete it if she works harder. As long as it is completed, it doesn't matter that the points that are not completed are more than the points that are added to the task.

She glared at Chu Jifeng, lowered her head and continued embroidering, swearing in her heart that she would never take up such a task of falling pie from the sky next time.

Ye Xu went back and ate two popsicles. After calculating the time, he felt that it was time to add something to the male guests. You can't just toss with female guests, it's not fair.

He called a few NPCs, ordered them, and asked them to go to the male guests to toss. He picked one at random, and followed him leisurely with his hands behind his back.

Farming Han here.

An NPC dressed as an old woman walked over slowly and shouted at the male guest, "Son!"

The male guest liked to be a cub, and was stunned at the time.

"Son." The old woman came over and wiped the sweat of the male guest, "Why are you farming here alone?"

The male guest didn't know how to answer, so he could only laugh and call mother. He also reacted at this moment, this aunt should be sent by the show team to do things.

The old lady came with a purpose. She pretended to chat with the male guest for a while, and then stated her purpose: "Your brother has been studying recently, and he has not enough money, so you can subsidize him a little bit. When he develops in the future, he will be admitted to the entrance examination. As a scholar, you can follow the popular and spicy, right?"

The male guest thought that the younger brother who was reading would not be the scholar from the peach group next door, right? Even if it is, what does it have to do with him if he is admitted to a scholar, and a scholar is not the champion, how can he still be a genius?

"Mother, I don't have any money." He subconsciously touched his pocket. He wanted to give some money to pass it off, but the ancients' clothes didn't have pockets. I learned to touch my arms and sleeves like in the TV series, but I still have no money.

As soon as he said he had no money, the old woman immediately turned her face: "Why don't you have any money? Didn't you just buy a loom a few days ago? You have money to buy a loom but no money to subsidize your brother? I bah, it must be you. That daughter-in-law hid the money and didn't ask you to give it to me, right or not?"

The male guests are stupid. He has no experience in arguing with old shrews. He was still thinking about how to persuade people to go back, when he saw the old lady sitting down directly.

"My life is miserable!" She covered her face and pretended to cry, "I gave birth to an eldest, and the eldest knew that he would listen to his daughter-in-law and force me to death as an old woman! Having given birth to a second child, the second child will not make money from small business. Filial piety for me, you have to drink and gamble for money! It is still the third filial piety, know that after studying hard, you will earn a life for me! You unfilial son, woo woo woo!"

The male guest now understands, the three of them are really three brothers, the boss is farming, the second is selling tofu, and the third is studying. The old lady in the family is partial to the younger son. The eldest is a blood-sucking character. He was forcibly looted by his parents and gave it to the third child to study. After all, reading was a very expensive thing in ancient times.

If the male guest has money, it will definitely be given to him. It was important for him to finish planting the fields as soon as possible, and the old lady could not continue to waste his time, but he had no money.

He had an idea and said, "Go to my house to get it, the money is hidden at home."

The old lady immediately regained her vigor, and as soon as she got up, she dragged the male guest and went home: "Come with me!"

"No, no, you go alone, I still have something to do..." The male guest suddenly struggled.

The old lady was so powerful that she didn't listen at all, she just pulled the person back. The female guests at home were still weaving, and when they came back, they just glanced indifferently and didn't care anymore.

Women are generally more vengeful, she still remembered that this guy quarreled with her because of choosing a room at the beginning, he didn't have any gentlemanly manners, and he actually wanted her to live in a small hotel as a girl. Seeing him being entangled by an NPC at this moment, she didn't bother to care, so she hurriedly weaved cloth.

She doesn't have enough time, how can she be busy. Although the male guests can't finish their tasks, their group's points will be deducted, but if the male guests' tasks are relatively loose, even if they are delayed, they can still finish them? Anyway, if she is delayed here, she will definitely not be able to finish it. The male guest should do it by himself.

The male guest originally wanted the female guest to do a favor and sent the old lady away. As a result, the other party ignored him after making trouble for a long time, and he suddenly became angry and shook off the old lady's hand irritably.

"You asked my daughter-in-law for money, but I didn't."

The old lady really asked the female guest, "Where's the money?"

"What kind of money?" The female guest looked puzzled, but she still opened her mouth and threw the pot back, "Where do I have money, your man will give you the money? It's all hidden by their elders, Ask me what's the use."

The old lady seemed to think that what the female guest said was very reasonable, so she turned her head and stared at the male guest: "You said the money is hidden at home, go and get it for me. If you don't give the money, I won't leave today!"

male guest:"……"

Where did he go to get money for this old lady? If he really has no money, wouldn't his mission be cold? He doesn't eat worms! ! !

The author has something to say: Ye Xu, a man who switches between angels and devils at will.