Chapter 192

Ye Xu and the director looked at each other, and after a few minutes, the director was defeated by his clear and innocent eyes, waved his hands weakly, and returned Ye Xu's room to its original position. Ye Xu noticed the fluctuations in the space, smiled calmly, and didn't say anything.

"The recording in the afternoon is about to start, you should get up quickly." For the sake of face, the director could only pretend that he had just come over to wake Ye Xu up.

Just kidding, how can he let the other party know that he has been here for an hour and a half and hasn't woken up for so long, is he shameless?

Ye Xu cooperated very well, didn't expose him, just nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go down immediately after packing up."

The director nodded with satisfaction and was about to leave when he suddenly heard him say, "Then please call my mother for me."

"!!!" The director turned his head suddenly, and saw Ye Xu sitting on the bed with a pure smile, but what he said was not pure at all!

Can the big guy next door be woken up easily? What if she gets angry when she wakes up? That sister has a bad temper when she sees it, he doesn't want to be cut into eight pieces at all, okay?

"What's wrong?" Ye Xu pretended to be puzzled, "Didn't you come to wake us up?"

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Ye Xu looked at the little silver light spot on the director's body, and his smile deepened: "Then trouble you, uncle director!"

"???" Who are you calling uncle! I am so young!

The angry puffer director stepped out with heavy steps, like a tantrum child. Ye Xu watched with satisfaction the golden light floated out of him again, feeling that he was really a dedicated awakener, and he did not forget to work hard to help Brother Tong when he opened the player mode.

At the door next door, the director stood there hesitantly, for a while, it was difficult to get off on a tiger. didn't want to go in and had to go in. After struggling for a few minutes, finally pushed the door.

- did not push away.

"Huh?" The boss locked the door?

The director was immediately happy. She locked the door herself, so he couldn't get in. It wasn't that he didn't want to wake people up.

Just as the director was about to leave, he saw Ye Xu had come out, staring at him with a half-smile but not a smile. He suddenly felt agitated, pointed to the door quickly, and said confidently: "The door is locked! Can't get in!"

"Oh?" Ye Xu smiled slightly, "It doesn't matter. Why don't you knock on the door?"

"..." No, I don't want to.

"No, you want to."

"…………"

The director was overwhelmed, pitiful, weak and helpless, but no one could help him. He had no choice but to reach out and knock on the door tremblingly, praying in his heart that the one inside would not be too angry.

At this moment, the door opened, and Chance was standing at the door and was about to come out, but saw a man stretch out his fist to knock on her chest. She immediately took a step back, her eyes swept over sharply.

The director shuddered, the words "My life is over" flashed in his mind, and he wanted to cry without tears: "I, I, I just want to knock on the door!"

Ye Xu, who complained to Jing Jing, immediately pointed at the director and opened his mouth, just like the bear child when he saw his short-term care mother: "Mom, he just disturbed my sleep!"

director:! ! ! I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense! You obviously slept so deadly, how could I disturb your sleep!

"Although it failed to wake me up, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw him sitting on the edge of the bed staring at me, which frightened me badly!"

Director: ...Why did you change your face so quickly? ! Is that murderous child just now your essence? !

Ji Ling's eyes became sharper when he heard it. The director shivered, feeling that he was about to be delayed by her eye knife. He hurriedly said, "I still have something to do", and ran downstairs in despair, not daring to stay any longer.

The two did not stop him and let him run away. Ye Xu smiled at Ji Ling obediently, as if he wasn't the one who bullied him just now.

Of course, Ji Ling, whose filter is thicker than the diameter of the earth, doesn't think there is anything wrong with her Ye Cub. She touched Ye Xu's head: "Call me if he bullies you again."

"Okay." Ye Xu nodded obediently.

After saying this, Ji Ling took the lead to go downstairs to the director to talk about life, and took this opportunity to tell him that she was not allowed to bully her cubs, or else the consequences would be at your own risk.

Ye Xu didn't see them when he went downstairs, but saw his grandma sweeping the floor instead. She hurried over and took the broom to help clean the yard, and asked her to take a break to watch the TV show on the Xiqu Channel.

Grandma happily agreed, watching Ye Xu help her with tea, water and snacks, she likes this young man more and more, and she doesn't know if his grandchildren will be half sensible when they grow up.

"Xiao Ye, don't be busy." Grandma waved at him, "My old sister's dog gave birth to a litter of cubs, would you like to keep one? I remember that your children like small animals. My granddaughter She just wanted to have one, but her mother thought she was too young to have a dog, so she wouldn't let her."

Ye Xu just wanted to decline, he already has a cat, and if he raises another dog, the vinegar spirit in his family, Yumiao, will definitely make a fuss. But on second thought, noticed again.

He sat down beside grandma and leaned over like a thief: "Grandma, I actually have a cat."

"You have a cat?" Grandma clapped his hand, "That's fine, that's fine."

"The show team didn't let me bring it over, they said I couldn't bring pets, but I brought it quietly." He said slyly.

Grandma was instantly happy: "You little clever ghost, in this way, grandma can help you with your ideas. When you take the cat out, say that it was given to you by grandma, and don't tell them that you raised the cat yourself."

Ye Xu also meant the same thing. Seeing grandma's cooperation, he hugged her happily, and hurried upstairs to "fetch the cat".

Yu Miao also seemed to know that she could come out, and rolled around in Ye Xu's clothes excitedly. Ye Xu was so itchy from it that he quickly pulled it out.

The fluffy kitten pendant waved its four paws at him, as alive as a real cat. Ye Xu took off the necklace and made it the size of two fists. In this way, it can usually squat on Ye Xu's shoulders.

Ye Xu took the cat downstairs to show her grandma. Grandma liked this little guy very much, so she hugged him and touched the fur. Yu Miao cooperated very well, and even turned her belly over to touch her.

When Ji Ling and the people from the show team came over, what they saw was Ye Xu and the NPC grandma teasing the kitten.

"Yo, they're all here?" Grandma returned the cat to Ye Xu, "Let's go to the show, Grandma won't waste your time."

Ye Xu hugged the cat and nodded to grandma, then ran to Ji Ling's side, and pretended to pick up the cat and show it to Ji Ling: "Grandma gave it to me!"

Ji Ling nodded cooperatively: "It's cute."

No one in the show group suspected him, and no one cared about a kitten. Only the director glanced at it strangely, but because of Ji Ling's coercion, he didn't dare to think more about it.

"The task in the afternoon is to experience the local folk culture." The director took out two cards. "One of them is to experience the local opera culture, and the other is to experience the local cross talk culture. You can choose one at random."

Ye Xu looked at him suspiciously, and when he saw that this stupid director began to show a silly smile again, he immediately knew that he must have tossed something behind his back.

He quietly pinched Yumiao's paw, and the kitten understood immediately. It broke free from Ye Xu's embrace, swooped into the director's arms, and grabbed the director's hand. The director let go and retreated subconsciously, so both cards fell to the ground.

The kitten stepped on the card lightly, scratching the edge of the card curiously. Ye Xu quickly walked over to pick up the cat and picked up two cards.

"Hey!" Just as the director was about to stop it, Ye Xu had already opened it up separately.

Seeing that "drama" was written on both cards, Ye Xu handed the cards to Ji Ling: "Mom, he's cheating on us!"

The director shivered.

Ji Ling looked at him quietly and did not speak.

"Take, take the wrong card!" The director lied bluntly, "I'll change it back?"

"No need." Ji Ling said lightly, "We choose cross talk."

From the director, he knew that singing was even worse, so Ji Ling didn't give him a chance to propose random selection, and decided directly. The director did not dare to resist, so he had to quickly inform the other three directors of the matter.

They arranged three groups of opera and one group of cross talk. Ji Ling chose cross talk here, and the three groups over there could only experience the opera.

To experience opera is to go to a large yard in the village with a stage. The guests had to put on makeup and put on costumes to sing a paragraph. Of course, they had to study for an afternoon before singing. If you go on stage before dinner, if you don't perform well, you won't have dinner.

Cross talk is much simpler, just speak directly under a big tree in an open space in the village. There is a script for cross talk, and it doesn't require players to write it themselves, as long as the performance can make people laugh, there is no need to smear.

Of course, it's not that cross talk is easy to talk about, and it's not easy at all to make fun of others. A joke, some people say it sounds funny, some people say it but it only makes people feel cold and boring, so this is also a very deep study.

But simply memorizing manuscripts is always easier than singing operas. After all, operas have a lot of emphasis on articulation and pronunciation, and they have to be learned word by word. Ye Xu felt that his cross talk might not make others laugh, but he would rather go on stage to tell bad jokes than to sing.

Yes, he already had a hunch that going up would be the end of a bad joke.

The two went out with the cat to find the open space for cross talk, while the director was secretly discussing how to make Ye Xu's group more difficult behind their backs. Life is endless and death is endless. Even if there is a big boss in this group, they have decided to work hard with the great ambition of devoting themselves to their work.

So, when Ye Xu and the two came to the destination and started to ask the director team for a draft, the director said in a very single-minded manner, "A draft? How can there be a draft? You write it yourself, this is a task requirement, you must write it yourself and tell it yourself!"

Ye Xu calmly sighed, and asked back: "Then the opera group also want to write a play and perform it?"

"Then, that's not necessary..."

"So why should we write?" Ye Xu smiled.

"this……"

"Did you deliberately target me because I was a bully?" Ye Xu suddenly showed a pitiful expression, and without waiting for the director to argue, he turned to look at Ji Ling, "Mom, he's bullying me again!"

director:"!!!"

The author has something to say: Director: You have no end to complain about Jing Jing! It's amazing to have a backer!

Author: So you never thought about why he knew that you were afraid of Ji Ling?

Director: ...Yes, how did he know that I was afraid of this woman? ? ?

Director: (horrified) He can read minds! ! !

Ye Ye:  …