Chapter 193

Wanting to pit Ye Xu, but he didn't, the director glanced at Ji Ling, and made a wise decision to be as quiet as a chicken.

But they just pretended not to give the script and let Ye Xu figure out a way by himself. This is easy to handle, Ye Xu went to ask the old gentleman who had just ended.

The old gentleman is the most popular cross talk gentleman in the village. Although he has already brought out his apprentices, he still loves to come and talk a few times when he has nothing to do. But cross talk is very playful, and the old jokes are boring. Fortunately, people in the village love to listen to storytelling operas. They say that there are many operas in cross talk, and there is no problem in singing.

This is the same as the popular concerts that modern people listen to. The young people will not get tired of listening to the song for a long time, and the old people will not get tired of listening to the music.

But Ye Xu couldn't come to this, he said that he learned to sing, but he didn't understand, but he could go up and talk about the talk show. Although talk shows are strictly classified as a stand-up comic category in comic dialogue, the elderly do not like to listen to this kind of eccentricity.

Ye Xu glanced at the pile of old people under the stage and felt a lot of pressure.

"It's easy for you to go up and talk." The old man has talked about cross talk for a lifetime, and he is very capable. When he met Ye Xu and the two, he immediately had an idea, "You are young and you are also lovable. Although the villagers in the audience are all It is an old audience who has listened to a lot of cross talk, is half an expert, and has high requirements for the gentleman who takes the stage, but as long as you go up and sell a trick, they will still give you a face."

The so-called trick is to let Ye Xu explain the situation to the audience after he takes the stage. First, I declared that I was forced to come on stage by the unscrupulous program group. Second, I humbly admitted that I don’t know much about cross talk. I usually just listen to it for fun, but I really like cross talk. When he was naughty as a child, he showed everyone a joke.

A good-looking and sensible young man is always more liked by the elderly, and Ye Xu is now in his teens, so he looks like a child who has not grown up. No matter how demanding the audience is, they will not be harsh on him. The old gentleman knows it.

As long as the audience is not picky and Ye Xu acts a little more coquettish, his small appearance of talking about cross talk seriously can make the old lady and the old man laugh. Ye Xu didn't think about it that much. He just planned to complete the task. Whether he could laugh or not depend on his fate.

With regard to his clearance score, he must take each mission seriously.

After teaching Ye Xu how to deal with the audience after taking the stage, the old gentleman told him a few jokes, which made him familiar.

The previous paragraph is the opening remarks, and the jargon in cross talk is called "pad talk". Ye Xu's reason for coming to the stage is very logical. As long as you think about the wording carefully, you can make the audience accept and feel sorry for Ye Xu, and it will be a success.

After that, add a paragraph to "live", that is, to connect the opening remarks with the serious content that follows, linking the previous and the next. This is also for the help of the old gentleman, and then there are a few jokes taught by the old gentleman.

There are many commonly used scripts in old-fashioned cross talk, and the overall content is very coherent, and it is not difficult to memorize it. A cross talk only takes a few minutes, and the content is vivid and interesting. It is like telling a story. It can be remembered after listening to it twice, so it is very easy to memorize. The key is to say it well and make people laugh.

"The overall rhythm, the tone of each sentence, the length of the pauses between each paragraph, when to answer the question, and how much effort it takes to make a joke... These are all knowledge." The old gentleman thought for a while, then said, " Do you two usually tell jokes?"

Ye Xu and Ji Ling were dumbfounded, but they wouldn't. The last time Ye Xu told someone a joke, he was still chatting with his friends, but whether the joke was funny or not depends on fate, sometimes it can make people laugh, and sometimes it is a cold joke.

In contrast, Ye Xu usually makes people laugh when he chats with people online.

"That's the problem." The old man actually knew about online chat, "You have a sense of humour when chatting online, which shows that you still know how to make people laugh. But when you really say it, people don't laugh. Well, it's a matter of tone of voice."

When people read the text field, they will subconsciously use the best tone of voice to simulate the drill in their minds, so they will laugh when they read the text well. But when you say it in reality, the tone of the speaker may not meet your expectations.

The old man looked at Ye Xu for a long time, and suddenly said, "You are suitable for writing jokes like this."

In other words, it is still free.

Ye Xu hugged his kitten tightly, showing an innocent and pitiful expression together with Yu Miao. The old man felt distressed immediately, and gave them an idea without saying a word.

"That's good, you can talk about the tongue twister." The old gentleman had an idea. "I heard my granddaughter say a tongue twister last time. It's interesting, she must be able to make people laugh."

"What tongue twister?" Ye Xu asked curiously.

"It's a joke that was changed on the Internet. You can also try to change two paragraphs. I will teach you several tongue twisters. You can see how to change it. It's interesting." The old gentleman suddenly became interested.

The tongue twister was changed even he found it interesting, and the old audience estimated that the acceptance rate was okay. If you come across a scene with a lot of young audiences, it will be more popular to talk about this than to talk about old jokes.

Ye Xu was just dragged to change the tongue twister, going around and around, he found that he still had to write the script himself in the end, and he didn't know why he was busy with the director team for a long time.

When it was almost afternoon, Ye Xu and Ji Ling's collaborative cross talk finally got the old gentleman's nod. After that, they could perform on stage. Of course, this is all "pass" after lowering N standards.

During this period, Mr.'s apprentice also came over to invite him twice, saying that the audience wanted to hear him come on stage to talk a few more times when they saw him staying not far away. But the old man refused, he was tired of talking about it, and now he wanted to change the tongue twister with Xiao Young.

When he officially took the stage, Ye Xu was quite nervous. Ji Ling was holding him by the side, and Ye Xu got even more nervous when he saw it.

Sister Ling is not too different from the same, after all, she can only ah ah ah ah.

Everything is up to you.

The two of them looked like they wore the gowns prepared by the two show crews. Ye Xu's one was a small one, because he was short, and if he wore a large one, it would be a floor-length dress.

The grandmothers and grandfathers in the audience watched the two new faces come up, and they all lined up immediately. They whispered a few words after each other, until Ye Xu cleared his throat and spoke, they quieted down and put up their ears to listen.

The sound dissipated quickly in the open space, and there were no microphones here. If you want the audience below to hear it clearly, the sound must be loud. Ye Xu couldn't speak in a normal voice, but the audience could hear it clearly. This is the ability of their crosstalk gentlemen, so he made up for it with a trick. This was also one of the gifts that the Space-Time God had given him, and it had been kept in the corner by Ye Xu without moving.

"The big guy must be very curious about how a child of mine came to the stage to talk about cross talk." Ye Xu tried to keep his voice relaxed, so that the audience would not know that he was nervous when he heard it.

Ji Ling followed his words and said, "Yeah, why did you come here?"

There is no problem with the words, but the tone is too cold and awkward to listen to. But she quickly adjusted, trying to make her voice more emotional, don't talk to Bing Tuozi, this is really difficult for her.

"It's really not bad for me, someone forced me to come here." Ye Xu had a bitter face, but the delicate little boy's bitter face was not ugly, but rather cute, "Everyone knows, recently came to our village. A bunch of people who recorded TV shows."

"I know about this. It's a big deal to be on TV."

"No! But those who recorded TV, they are not kind!"

"What's the matter?"

"They forced me to come here! I can't say that I won't be able to get food on stage!"

"Huh, so sloppy?"

...

The old gentleman smiled and watched the interaction between the two from the audience. Although Ji Ling was still a little out of place, Ye Xu was not influenced by her, which was rare. In fact, he originally wanted to go up and support Ye Xu himself, but the program team said that the guests must come by themselves, so Ji Ling had to go up.

These agelings have never been to the acting game next door, just because she really can't act. Her signature iceberg feeling is too strong, and the first one is pulled out after going there. If the OOC doesn't come back, the mission will be cold.

The beginning went smoothly, and the audience listening was also interesting. This TV-related thing is new to them, everyone loves to hear something new, not to mention the gossip is quite interesting.

After Ye Xu finished telling the summary of his persecution, he went to work smoothly: "So, today I can only bite the bullet. But I don't know anything, what can I say? I have an idea."

"tell me the story."

"The tongue twister!"

"Yo, what's the idea?"

"This tongue twister is simple. We know it when we were young. If you don't believe me, go to the village and pull a child and ask him if he can speak tongue twisters."

"That's true, but this tongue twister will be yes, you may not be able to say it well."

"You don't believe it?" Ye Xu clapped his palm with a fan, "Then I'll tell you two paragraphs today."

"Then let me listen to you two paragraphs."

Ye Xu slammed open the fan: "You can listen to-"

Ji Ling listened attentively.

"Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillerymen ran to the north side by side. The artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters said, "Go to the side!"

The audience under the stage was stunned for three seconds, then suddenly laughed.

"Wait a minute, is that what the tongue twister says?" Ji Ling looked puzzled.

"Why not? I'm a new tongue twister!"

"It's still new..."

"I'll have something else, keep listening - the pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole wants to be tied to the bench, and the bench says: OK."

The director sitting below: "Pfft!"

"There was a monkey lying on the tree, and a dog squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog turned over and bit the monkey. The monkey said, "Have you been vaccinated against rabies, then bite!"

"..."

Ye Xu bit the bullet and said a dozen tongue twister jokes on the stage. Thanks to everyone's low laugh, they cheered him up when they saw that he was cute, otherwise he would be embarrassed to step down. When he got off the stage, Ye Xu looked at the director in confusion.

He laughs the most in the audience, and the others are far behind. Some of the jokes are too embarrassing, because the director is supporting him, and then others will smile awkwardly to show respect, but it's not funny.

But Ye Xu didn't care about this, anyway, they applauded and laughed, and Ye Xu unilaterally determined that he had performed successfully. He smiled and leaned over to the director's side, terrifying the director who was covering his stomach with joy.

"You, why did you come here?"

The author has something to say: I have been addicted to cross talk recently, but when I type, I have always simulated the voice in my mind while typing, so because I have watched a lot of cross talk programs, my mind is full of cross talk accents.

When was typing today, was full of Guo Degang's tone. If you don't believe me, you can read this chapter again in his tone. It definitely fits...