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    Chapter 238

    Not to mention that Aunt Hu only likes to eat meat, so those who don't have meat don't eat it, or she must eat meat or it will show its original shape. In short, if Ye Xu wants to trick her into eating something in the future, she will have to find a way to stuff it with meat stuffing.

    "Maybe we really think the other way, and Aunt Hu has to eat meat all the time." Mo Bei said.

    Ye Xu shook his head: "This maneuverability is too low. Unless an elder suddenly dies in the house, or there is a national mourning, there is no reason to force people to only eat vegetarian."

    "Let the lady find an excuse to punish her for being a vegetarian?" Mo Bei thought about it, "Or let her fast and recite scriptures to pray for the elders."

    Ye Xu looked at him helplessly: "What do you think?"

    Madam gave an order on the front foot, and Aunt Hu on the back foot could cry to Master Ye and shirk the matter to others. And if she wanted to secretly eat meat, no one could stop her.

    What's more, this is not very maneuverable. That's why Ye Xu is the second young master, so he can make a suggestion on his wife's side. If it is an ordinary player, this trick will not work at all. Not only can they not get in touch with the lady, but they can't make the lady do what they want.

    Either the plot of the dungeon will really reach the stage of being a vegetarian during the filial piety in a few days, otherwise the guess of "don't eat meat" is unreliable.

    "Forget it, let's think about other things." Mo Bei was paralyzed on the soft couch like a salted fish, motionless. Relying on the fact that the servants were not allowed to come in, he requisitioned Ye Xu's soft couch.

    Ye Xu always felt that he might have overlooked something crucial, but he couldn't remember it for a while, so he had to give up. Since she can't get rid of this big boss in a short period of time, it is better to find some way to block her and earn some money for side missions.

    The two salted fish were paralyzed on the huge soft couch, their thoughts were very active, and they were contemplating various things, but their bodies were motionless, like a model of a master-eyed man talking on paper.

    After a while, Ye Xu said quietly, "Why do we have to use this conventional method to force her to show her true form?"

    "Huh?" Mo Bei turned to look at him, "What bad idea did you think of?"

    There was excitement in Ye Xu's eyes, and he got up with a grunt: "You said, how about we disguised as a demon hunter and entered the mansion, and directly forced her to turn back into a fox with force?"

    It doesn't matter that those eminent monks and celestial masters outside are fakes, the two of them can play the real celestial master. It's not like Ye Xu hasn't acted before. It's hard to say anything else, but watching Feng Shui and measuring the future are his strengths. Even if he didn't have the ability to directly turn Aunt Hu back into a beast form, he could force Aunt Hu to turn into a fox by force.

    However, how to fool Master Ye is a problem.

    Ye must be allowed to see what happened in the dark. If it was on the bright side, Aunt Hu might not admit it. In the end, even if she changed into a fox, she would make Ye Xu think that it was Ye Xu, a "demon way" who cast a spell on Hu. My aunt turned into a fox.

    But if Ye Ye was not present, Aunt Hu might disdain to hide her identity in front of the Celestial Master and directly admit that she is a monster. After all, the Celestial Master has seen it, and it makes no sense for her to deny it.

    The two salted fish came together to discuss for a long time, and felt that this trick could be done. Ye Xu immediately dropped his identity and continued to pretend to be the second young master here, while he changed his face and Taoist robe to disguise himself as a Celestial Master. Mo Bei didn't want to stay here alone, so he simply lost his identity - playing the role of a servant, and being a Taoist boy for Ye Xu himself.

    Ye Xu covered his eyes: "Don't, I don't have such a hot-eyed Taoist boy."

    The Daotong of other people are all Yu Xue's lovely little Zhengtai, and his Daotong is a wretched youth who is taller than him? Stop it.

    Mo Bei was not convinced: "Isn't that Mrs. Zheng? You wait."

    The prop of Yi Rong earrings can be selected by yourself, not only changing faces. In a short time, Mo Bei shrank into a ten-year-old boy with a small tug, looking pretty and smart.

    Only then was Ye Xu satisfied, he reached out and picked up Mo Bei's back collar, and teleported away directly from Ye's residence. The next second, he appeared in the alley outside the mansion, circled around seven times, and entered another bustling street.

    "How do we approach Master Ye?" Mo Bei asked a very crucial question.

    They can't suddenly run up and suggest themselves, that's such a downgrade. Moreover, this kind of worldly expert must have a illustrious reputation outside, otherwise he is a nameless liar, and no one will believe it.

    Ye Xu showed an inscrutable smile: "Don't worry, I have a solution."

    After speaking, he began to perceive, determined the location of Qixia Temple, and teleported directly there. At the same time, he sent a message to the clone who was still in the mansion, and asked him to go to his wife to speak. It was said that he heard that a master had recently come to Qixia Temple, and he tried to get his father to go to Qixia Temple to give the master a palm and eye, to see if his father was bewitched by sorcery.

    It doesn't matter if Madam believes in Buddhism or not. Now is the time for the drowning person to grab the life-saving straw. Even if she doesn't believe this, she will be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and she will fool people. However, it is the most stupid to shoot by yourself, and it is easy for Ye Ye to perceive that it is a trap, so it is best to lead him in a roundabout way.

    Doppelganger pondered for a while and had an idea.

    He found his wife and told the matter again, and sure enough, she was very moved. The clone saw the opportunity and said: "It's just that we directly persuaded my father to go there, and my father may think that we have colluded with the master. I don't think so. Who does my father have plans to do business with recently? You can talk to the other party. The lady walked around and told the lady about the Qixia Temple, only that the master is very accurate in fortune, and he knows Fengshui to accumulate wealth, and no one will not like their own business to a higher level."

    "But that master really knows that?" Madam hesitated.

    A few concubines had been arguing about inviting experts into the mansion, but to no avail. It's not that they didn't invite people from Qixia Temple, but they couldn't.

    Today, Qixia Temple is the largest temple in Jinling City with the most incense. But if you come to visit, you should be willing to meet, right?

    The lady was a little unsure.

    The clone persuaded: "If you don't give it a try, how do you know it won't work? Anyway, you just heard that, if it doesn't work, it's the master who is making a name for himself, so what's the deal with you? Besides, the master of Qixia Mountain is naturally not an ordinary person. ."

    This is very true. The lady finally made up her mind, and immediately asked someone to pay tribute to the other lady, and she wanted to go.

    On the other end, Ye Xu took Mo Bei directly to the abbot's courtyard of Qixia Temple.

    The abbot's yard is very quiet, only a small novice is sweeping the floor, while the abbot himself is chanting sutras and chanting Buddha in the house. Ye Xu and Mo Bei appeared suddenly, without warning, this is simply a method of the fairy family. The little novice was taken aback, and after reacting, he hurriedly ran to call the abbot to come out.

    Mo Bei asked Ye Xu in a low voice, "Aren't you acting as a Taoist priest? Why did you come to the Monk Temple?"

    You should find a Taoist temple.

    Ye Xu had a "you don't understand" expression on his face: "My colleagues are condescending, and the people in the Taoist sect have always been arrogant and arrogant, and they disdain to do superficial work. If I go to the Taoist temple, those Taoist priests will definitely not give me a good face, only They will despise me for stealing their business."

    But the Buddhist family is different. No matter how MMP in the old monk's heart, he still has to greet him with a smile on his face. Moreover, he had to put on a merciful and tolerant look. He couldn't make a face on anyone, and he couldn't get angry because someone else came to steal business.

    Sure enough, the abbot didn't show any bad emotions at all in the face of the two uninvited guests, but said enthusiastically: "The guests come from afar, it's good to be good."

    Ye Xu also put on an air and faced his smiling face: "The poor road traveled far and heard that the Buddhist teachings of the abbot are profound. Although there are differences in Buddhism and Taoism, there are also commonalities, so I wanted to come and ask for advice."

    The abbot glanced at Ye Xu, thinking that the little novice said that Ye Xu appeared out of thin air, and knew that Ye Xu must be a master and his mana was above him. He is a monk who only studies the scriptures, and has no such superb ability at all. Ye Xu said that he wanted to ask him for advice, but he was actually flattering him.

    So the abbot warmly invited Ye Xu to live in the temple, and there was no sense of crisis that a daoist man from the temple would steal his business.

    A master like this, Xianyun Sanhe, will definitely not be bound by his own half-daoism. Therefore, the incense in their temple will not be robbed by Ye Xu, that's enough, if there are any other incurable diseases, just rob it.

    To be honest, the abbot gave him a headache every time he thought about those pilgrims who came to their temple to ask for a practice to get rid of the ghosts in their homes. Because they really don't have the ability!

    They can't exorcise ghosts and demons at all, they can only recite sutras and preach great truth. In essence, they are cheating money for incense, taking part-time psychiatrists by the way, and serving as life mentors for those pilgrims. They can't count on them when things go beyond science and worry.

    But now, there is a Celestial Master who can use the abilities beyond the scope of science, and the abbot suddenly comes to the spirit. How good, if there is something that cannot be solved in the future, just get rid of the Celestial Master. Even if the Celestial Master would refuse, why would he not be able to save face and deal with one or two out of ten? He can handle it, he's not greedy.

    ——Anyway, Ye Xu lives in their temple, no matter whether he is a Taoist priest or a monk, wouldn’t the people who came to him still come to their temple to donate incense money?

    The old monk's abacus was very tricky.

    He and Ye Xu looked at each other and showed subtle smiles, as if the two foxes had reached some kind of consensus. Friendly cooperation, mutual benefit and win-win situation.

    Mo Bei followed in bewilderment, not understanding why the abbot welcomed Ye Xu so much. Looking at him like that, it doesn't seem like he's smiling and reluctant.

    Ye Xu didn't know the Dharma, so naturally he couldn't discuss the Dharma with the old monk. But it doesn't matter, he just needs to talk less, let the abbot talk more, he occasionally puts forward a little of his own point of view.

    Other than that, some modern people's views on Buddhism are quite unique, and Ye Xu can also insist on a few words. The monks actually like to discuss the philosophy of life, what is "not the wind, not the flag, but the benevolent heart", this kind of small Buddhist story, Ye Xu heard it since he was a child.

    He is not afraid to talk about philosophy with people. Modern salted fish likes to think about philosophy when he has nothing to do. And because of the problem of living environment since childhood, the perspective of thinking is completely different from that of the ancients, and the views expressed can always be refreshing to the ancients. Some may have seemed absurd to the ancients, but there was no shortage of subtlety.

    Ye Xu had no pressure to chat with the old monk about philosophy. At first, he listened to the old monk's stories of Buddhist scriptures and then discussed them. Later, he directly put forward opinions and exchanged ideas with each other. There are many dilemmas in the world, and each and every one is worth discussing, such as the importance of the lives of a hundred evil people and the lives of one good person, and so on.

    Relying on this, Ye Xu was able to hold on and not reveal the stuff.Mo Bei was next to him and felt that he was listening to the debate, but their language was not very colloquial, and it was a bit difficult to listen to.

    The author has something to say:

    Your Ye Tianshi is online again.

    System Dad: ???

    Can you get through like this?!

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