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    I marveled with Harry that the white seed was as precious in the palm of my hand as a white, flawless pearl.

    The fruits of this world are seedless, making seeds extra hard to find.

    And somehow, an orange had a seed, maybe at the time, it should be considered a defective product. However, this defective product sneaked into the shopping mall, and then was bought, eaten, and vomited in this snack bag. Fortunately, it has been preserved for 60 years.

    Sixty years later, this defective product has become a treasure!

    "Zi!Zi!" Suddenly, the familiar sound of a chainsaw came. Harry and I immediately looked at the mound. Just as we squatted and turned our heads, "Bump!" The dust exploded, and two chainsaws broke the ground. Out, it is as terrifying as the evil ghost in the horror movie returning to the earth!

    "Bump!" The little robot jumped out of the mound, glared angrily at us for a moment, and looked straight at the seed in my palm. Immediately, it raised its chainsaw arm and leaped towards us.

    It is controlled by people, so behind it are the people of Silvermoon City. What they want is the seeds, and they won't kill people. If they don't get the seeds, they will always chase us.

    The little robot came straight towards the seed in my hand. Harry's mouth opened slightly in surprise because the little robot suddenly appeared. I slapped him on the mouth without hesitation. After rolling for a while, his whole body stiffened.

    Immediately, the little robot stopped, hovering in the air and staring at me blankly, as if I had no idea that I would give Harry the seeds to eat.

    I spread out my palms, the seeds are no longer there.

    "Ah—" Harry jumped frantically, shouting, "You actually gave me! Eat me! Vomit! Vomit!" He scratched his throat, "It's radioactive! You miss me Damn! Vomit-"

    The little robot turned its head to look at Harry, then turned to look at me again, put away the chainsaw angrily, turned back into a stupid and cute robot vacuum cleaner, stared at me for a moment, turned around and flew out of Harry Broken hole.

    "Ouch——" Harry was still throwing up against the wall.

    I stood up and clapped my hands: "It's been played, it's been played, how can something that passes through my hand have radiation?"

    "Yeah." Harry seemed to have just regained his senses.

    I stared at him blankly, he didn't really think about it just now.

    He wiped his mouth, turned around, and still looked at me madly: "But even if it's clean! How can you let me eat seeds! That's seeds! Seeds! You know how hard it is to find a seed in this world. What's the matter! You actually let me eat..." He hugged his head in frustration, ruffled his long reddish-brown hair, and squatted down, "What should I do now..." He sighed and shook his head in frustration.

    "Pull it out." I said calmly.

    He raised his face from between his hands to look at me.

    I still looked at him calmly: "Go back and pull it out. In the past, seeds were not passed on by bird droppings."

    "Clap!" He slapped his face, his face suddenly turned gray, the hand slapped on his face slowly slipped, and his face was depressed: "How did I know you..."

    "It's useless to regret, let's hurry back and pull it out." I turned around and left calmly, it wasn't me who was shitting anyway.

    "This will ruin my image!" Harry complained after me.

    I jumped on the skateboard: "When you were beaten by me, your image was long gone."

    "Pfft! Cough, cough, cough..."

    Under the sun, Harry and I walked through this passage like a time tunnel again. Harry became extra careful, clutching his stomach, like a girl who suddenly knew she was pregnant.

    Last year, people from the whole Noah City gathered to watch Mei Zi give birth to a child, and were nervous about the arrival of a new life.

    In April of this year, the entire Noah City crowd watched Harry poop again, because he had the extremely precious and important VC-rich orange seeds in his body.

    This will be the first orange seed in Noah City.

    "Quick, quick." Elder Arufa urged Kai to send a basin to Harry's room, because all the toilets in Noah City are designed to be vacuumed out, and when people finish, they will "thump"! With a slam, everything was taken away. If you want to find it, you have to go to the biochemical room and turn it over by yourself.

    Back then, this toilet shocked the second sister.

    Therefore, Elder Arufa had someone send Harry a pot, and the seeds could not be taken away.

    Everyone moved to the long table in the square downstairs in our dormitory just like the last time when Sister Mei gave birth. It was like an important military battle meeting.

    Everyone was nervously sitting on the bench, standing, or standing upstairs in our girls' dormitory staring at Harry's room.

    "Bang bang bang." Kai knocked on Harry's door: "Harry! Elder Arufa asked me to bring a basin."

    "Fuck off! Don't you go outside!" Harry shouted from inside, about to go crazy.

    A group of us boys and girls sat down and laughed badly.

    Kai was coaxed down, and Harry's door opened a crack, then slammed shut again.

    "Harry is so pitiful." Sister Cannon said with a smirk. For the first time, she held back her laughter and didn't laugh.

    Asuna also covered her lips and smiled.

    "Fortunately, I wasn't there at the time." Lasius patted his chest happily, it was difficult for him with short hair to see him as a girl now.

    "Captain, you are absolutely amazing!" Sister Cannon pushed me, and Xiao Ying covered her mouth with joy.

    Xue Ji was still staring straight ahead when suddenly, "Shutchi!" She smiled without moving her lips, which immediately surprised Bill beside her.

    Sister Cannon, Sakura, and Asuna also looked at her in surprise, but after she finished laughing, she was expressionless again and turned to look at us blankly: "What's wrong?"

    "It's nothing." Asuna held back her smile.

    "Amazing! Captain! You can amuse Xue Ji." Sister Pao slapped me again, and my back was numb with pain.

    "Don't talk about it." Mingyou looked a little unhappy, "Captain, what did you think at the time, how did you let Harry eat the seeds."

    "Well done, Xiaobing." Before I could speak, Elder Arufa had already said, "The other party is Silvermoon City, so I really have to use some rogue methods, hahaha-"

    "Elder Arufa, don't you blame Silvermoon City for our sin?" I looked at Elder Arufa worriedly.

    Sister Sai Xie and Uncle Mason looked at each other and smiled, and Sister Sai Xi smiled at me: "Don't worry, Xiaobing, whoever finds the seed first will go to whoever finds the seed first. However, there was no one else at the time, you don't play rascals, Silvermoon City is likely to grab it. Even if you go out and say that Silvermoon City stole your seeds, others will say that Silvermoon City is right, because the people on the ground have deified Silvermoon City, and whatever they do is right."

    Sounds like superstition to power, hegemony to me.

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