Chapter 49

What is a dilemma? This is a living example.

Pei and Tu lingered in Ping Mo's room for a long time, squatting on the ground and lighting a cigarette.

Lu Dongwang came in smelling the smoke, and exclaimed in a "As expected of you" tone: "Brother Pei? Why are you smoking in Instructor Ping's room?"

After getting along for a long time, everyone gradually got to know each other and knew that Ping Mo did not smoke, and generally people who do not smoke can't smell the smell of cigarettes. Instructor Ping is famous for his violent temper and good skills. Dare to give him second-hand smoke, but Pei and Tu actually went straight to other people's rooms and smoked with great fanfare!

Tsk, as expected of a man who can live with Instructor Ping.

"I'm worried, I'll help you move Instructor Ping." Pei Yutu was smoking a cigarette, and in front of him was an open suitcase with Pingmo's clothes neatly stacked.

Lu Dongwang: "You guys have decided to officially live together and never go back to the dormitory again, right?"

Pei and Tu were delighted by the word "cohabitation", and their mood improved a little, and then a flash of inspiration came, "I see! Lao Lu, you are really my lucky star!"

Lu Dongwang was at a loss: "What do you know?"

Pei Yutu didn't answer him, but messed up the neatly folded clothes, and stuffed the rest of the clothes in the cupboard, making them tangled together in a mess, making Lu Dongwang's heart skip a beat: "Brother Pei, you If you have any dissatisfaction with Instructor Ping, just say it well, it will cause an accident! Instructor Ping's violent temper has to fight with you!"

It seems that the two alphas are really not in harmony!

But Pei Yutu said meaningfully: "You don't understand, I am going to give it a shot. If I take it back in one order, it will be dead."

He closed the box with a "click" and patted Lu Dongwang's shoulder, "You'll know when you have a partner in the future, learn it, this is the wisdom of a mature man."

The mature man Pei and Tu have a abacus: If you bring your clothes back neatly, you will have to wear them. If you miss this piece alone, it will be more of Sima Zhao's heart. Now that all the clothes are messed up, just say yourself I didn't look closely, I didn't see that T-shirt at all!

In this way, the crisis was resolved perfectly, and Ping Mo would never know the secret that he knew he was a cat.

One kilometer away in the Great Leapfrogging, Instructor Ping was blowing the air conditioner, drinking ice-cold sweet milk, and eating cream cakes. The disadvantage is that the ears and tail have not been retracted, and there is no way to go out.

But there was another thing that made him have to go out.

——Ping Mo's immediate boss, Colonel Lu Feng, is coming to the coalition army for a major inspection. This time it is not a secret mission, it is coming with great fanfare, so he can also visit him openly.

Although Lu Feng watched him grow up, he was similar to his own parents, and he knew his identity as an orc, but Pingmo still felt awkward—the cat ears and tail "mother chirp" greatly affected his image of a tough guy— - So I plan to find some clothes that can cover up.

He opened the online shopping website, hat is a must, what about the lower body? With such a long tail, how can ordinary trousers hide it? You can't wear a skirt to cover it, right?

While tangled, Leng Li's phone called.

In the past, Leng Li seldom made phone calls when she had no important things. She usually sent messages and brought some cute emoji packs to make them cute, but since Ping Mo showed her animal ears, Leng Li changed her personality. Not only have emojis disappeared, but even facial expressions have disappeared, resulting in a significant decrease in text messages and an increasing number of phone calls.

I don't know what the trivial matter is, Ping Mo answered the phone with little interest, "I'm busy—"

But as soon as he said three words, he became serious and listened with frowning, "Are you sure?"

Leng Li: "The ghost ear is definitely back! Any disturbance in Taiping Street can't escape my eyes."

Pingmo also believed in Leng Li's ability and would never go wrong, but after what happened last time, why did Gui Er dare to come back? Aren't you afraid of being found by yourself?

Although Instructor Ping didn't doubt the authenticity of this clue, he also felt that it was too easy and was always a bit strange, but he still told Leng Li: "Watch him closely, don't startle the snake."

After hanging up the phone, Ping Mo was still thinking about it, when he heard the door open, it was Pei Yutu who came back.

Assistant Professor Pei put the two suitcases at the door and reported in a loud voice, "I got all your things back!"

Ping Mo didn't care, and agreed perfunctorily: "Okay."

Pei Yutu turned over the ice water from the refrigerator, filled a whole bottle in one breath, relieved the heat, and then sat down beside Ping Mo, "It's a bit rushed, and things haven't been organized well, except for your precious army. The knife is carefully packed, and the rest of the brain is stuffed into the box, don't mind."

Ping Mo was still thinking about the ghost ear, and said indiscriminately, "It's okay."

Pei Yutu: "Actually, it's all old clothes, and the style is average. You are so young, how can you dress like a little old man, why don't you want it, I'll make some new ones for you? Yes? Degradable materials, I know."

Ping Mo was thinking about things in his heart, but he didn't hear what he was saying at all, "It's fine, it's fine."

Assistant Professor Pei rubbed his hands: "Then I can customize it according to my own aesthetic." After speaking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Ping Mo's mobile phone screen and asked in surprise, "Why do you still look at women's clothes?"

Instructor Ping suddenly buckled his phone: "No!"

But Pei Yutu thought he was buying clothes for a little girl, and the jealous little flame jumped up and pretended to be slapstick, "So stingy, let me take a look and help you reference!"

With brute force, how can Pingmo compare to Pei and Tu? What's more, he still had a plaster cast on one leg, which made it difficult to move. He was surrounded by Pei Yutu in three or two times, and his posture was very indecent.

But Pei Yutu's attention was all on the mobile phone, and they read the browsing records in a race against time, and found that the search keywords were actually "men's clothing, wide, hakama", and asked in disbelief: "You want to wear it?"

Ping Mo hit Pei Yutu's chest with an elbow, and angrily broke free from his arms, grabbed the phone back, and said angrily, "Wear a p!"

Only then did Pei Yutu realize that he had just hugged Instructor Ping whole. He wasn't annoyed when he was touched, he grinned shyly, and there was still a bit of yearning in his tone: "Cross-dressed. There is nothing to be ashamed of, I support you."

Pingmo's forehead jumped, and he subconsciously wanted to lift his foot to kick someone flying, but he quickly remembered that he was a "wounded man", and retracted his leg angrily: "I want to hide my tail, I'm going out soon."

Pei Yutu said "oh" and suggested, "Actually, a skirt is a good idea. You look good and you're short... It's definitely exciting for a man to dress up as a woman, no, it's very similar."

"You, say, what, what." Ping Mo asked word by word.

But Pei Yutu had already withdrawn from far away: "Don't get angry with the wounded, just sit there honestly!"

Ping Mo sighed: "I am one meter eight."

Pei Yutu: "One meter seventy-eight, I read your information in that underground boxing ring, but according to my experience, generally one meter seventy-eight will be reported as one meter eight, and one meter seventy-five will be reported as one meter. Seven or eight, don't believe us to measure?"

Instructor Ping was so angry that all the hairs on his ears exploded, but he was a "wounded man" and couldn't move, so he glared at the other side angrily.

But Pei Yutu thought that her kitten was so good looking when she was angry. The watery gray-blue eyes were round and bigger, and the cat ears on the top of her head stood up, because the hair was fried, and it became more fluffy. Waxy, even her fair face was flushed with anger, it was a real rosy red inside, and the color was delicious.

But Ping Kitten is very vengeful, just tease him until the comma is enough, otherwise he will be beaten up in the future, he will be beaten with tricks, and maybe he will be armed. Who can stand such domestic violence? ?

So Pei Yutu closed it when they saw it, and changed the topic: "I heard a great news, do you want to hear it?"

Ping Mo was still angry: "Don't listen!"

Pei Yutu laughed and said excitedly: "I know you are interested, guess who will come to our coalition? Colonel Lu Feng! Just my idol, I told you? The leader of Group E, the famous Ying Falcon, you always You know? It belongs to Group E and is under the direct leadership of Colonel Lu! It is a pity that the members of the Eagle Falcon are specially trained since childhood, which is a real elite education.

Hearing his praise for Ying Falcon, Ping Mo felt that although this person was a little bit arrogant, at least he knew the goods. The anger just now mostly disappeared, and he said modestly: "The Ying Falcon is not as good as you said, just a soldier with better treatment, There are not as many promotion opportunities as your regular troops."

These words came from the former captain of Eagle Falcon, which is modest, but if you don't know his identity, it sounds like sour in your ears.

Pei Yutu suddenly remembered that when they first came to the coalition army to report, they had heard the news that Ping Mo was a member of the Eagle Falcon. After all, these days, the way the entire military boasted was "I have a friend in Eagle Falcon" or "I know Captain Eagle Falcon". ”, and his own flat kitten is a face-saving person, it is normal to say that the grapes are sour if they can’t eat grapes.

Pei Yutu didn't want to expose him, so as not to hurt his self-esteem, so he simply exposed the topic and said, "It doesn't matter whether the eagle is a hawk or a falcon, it would be nice if I could meet Colonel Lu. I haven't seen a real person for many years, and this time it's rare for him to come to the Allied Forces for a major inspection, so I decided to meet him by chance."

"..." Ping Mo, "You sound like a little girl chasing stars."

Pei Yutu refused to accept: "Lu Feng is a hero! Can he be the same as those mother-in-law stars?"

Among the stars in the whole league, Ping Mo can name them. I am afraid they can count them with one hand. They have no say in whether they are mothers or not, but they think that Lu Feng is indeed a hero. It is normal for Pei Yutu to worship him— - There is no young man in the military who does not worship Lu Feng.

Pingmo still feels that he owes Pei and Tu a lot, and money alone can't end it. Since he wants to see Lu Feng, why doesn't he sell his favor?

When they were there, Pei and Tu didn't need to be secretive. They would make some random encounters. When they met with Lu Feng, they quietly explained the situation. Colonel Lu would definitely sell this face. Don't tell him for now, just give him a surprise.

……and many more!

Ping Mo suddenly felt blessed and thought of a way to get the best of both worlds.

"Pei Yutu, lend me a wheelchair in two days and push me to meet someone."

Anyway, his leg is in plaster cast, and he can't move freely. He can also hide his tail in a wheelchair! Although it is a bit shameful to be pushed by others, the two evils are the lesser of the two. A wheelchair is much better than wearing a skirt!

In a blink of an eye, the day we agreed to meet was approaching. Pingmo couldn't go out these few days, so he stayed at home and changed the two sets of pajamas, so the suitcase was never opened. Seeing that Pei and Tu were not around, he walked neatly to the suitcase. Before, after opening it, was dumbfounded.

All the clothes were messy and tangled, and after two days of fermentation, most of the folds were pressed.

Pingmo: "..."

...a lot of them are expensive degradable material clothes! How did Pei Yutu do things?

But now there is no other choice. Instructor Ping has to rummage one by one, trying to find a more decent one, but when he flips through it, he finds a T-shirt that does not belong to him.

This T-shirt was obviously not his size, so Ping Mo pulled it out, and after looking at it for a while, he suddenly remembered: This dress belongs to Pei Yutu!

At that time, Pei Yutu accidentally ate the love medicine that he had brought back from the Wind Chime Bar, and watched him turn from a cat into a human being, and then watched him flee in his T-shirt. When he woke up the next day, Ping Mo went to inquire about the news, and was relieved when he learned that Assistant Professor Pei thought he was dreaming.

If he finds this T-shirt...

Absolutely not! When he was a cat, he acted coquettishly and cutely in front of Pei Yutu, just like a real cat.

Having said that, Pei Yutu said that these clothes were grabbed and brought back, so there should be such a large group that they didn't find it, right?

Ping Mo was uneasy in his heart, but it was difficult to say this question. Until the two set off, he sat in a wheelchair, put on a peaked cap to cover the cat's ears, and tucked his tail into the back of the chair to hide it before he pretended to casually ask. : "Did you grab my clothes and put them in the box?"

Pei Yutu Xin said: The one who should come is still here!

But he had already made the draft, and he replied fluently: "No, it was too late at that time, why, the clothes are wrinkled? I'll buy you a few more to apologize."

Hearing his natural tone, Ping Mo was not nervous at all, but he was relieved: "No."

"Don't be polite to me, the orders are ready, go directly to the brand to do it, it is more reliable than any sexy uniform shop, you can wait for the finished product."

"..." Ping Mo didn't really want to recall the sexy uniform shop, "Actually, there's something I haven't told you—"

But the "surprise" about seeing Lu Feng today was interrupted by someone: "Hey, Instructor Ping! Brother Pei! What a coincidence."

Lu Dongwang waved his hand enthusiastically. He should be wearing sports clothes and ran out of the basketball court. After saying hello, he said, "Brother Pei, you moved out, why don't you even answer the phone? Team leader Li has something to do with you. Let him call back."

Hu Lei, the original teaching team leader, has been dismissed for maliciously provoking the parents of students and throwing dirty water on Instructor Ping. The new team leader to replace him is Team Leader Li.

After all, they were also their bosses. Pei Yutu picked up the phone and went to answer the call. Lu Dongwang took the opportunity to ask Ping Mo in a low voice, "Instructor Ping, are you and Brother Pei reconciled?"

Ping Mo was puzzled by the question: "What is the relationship with?"

"You don't have to hide it from me" with a look on Lu Dongwang's face, and said, "I saw it all. Brother Pei went back to the dormitory to pack up your things for you. Originally, your clothes were neatly folded, but after a cigarette, all the clothes were taken away. It's all messed up, there must be a quarrel in the middle!"

"!!!"

"It's too careless to see you hurt like this. In fact, Brother Pei is not a careful person, and he has no patience. I count him as a child, and I know him quite well. He can take the initiative to take care of people and come out west with the sun. There's no difference, Brother Pei really didn't say anything to you, I think—" It's not easy for two alphas to be together, so try not to quarrel if you can.

Ping Mo interrupted him: "You said he folded the clothes and messed them up on purpose?"

Lu Dongwang: "No! Are you reconciled now?"

Pingmo: "Huh."

Pei and Tu happened to finish talking on the phone about work, and when they turned back, they felt a chill running up their backs for no reason, "What's wrong?"

Ping Mo and Lu Dongwang said in unison, "It's okay!"

Instructor Ping even smiled at him: "See the guest first, go back and talk about it."

Ping Mo's face value is online, even if he smiles without emotion, the visual effect is really bright and bright. Pei and Tu are so relieved and happy, they also laughed along, forgetting to pursue it, willing to work as a coolie, pushing a wheelchair and saying, "Yes, send it first. You go to see the guest."

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