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    Chapter 1

    Su Jingyang stood stiffly on the bustling street with people coming and going, his originally big eyes were round and round, and the whole person was in a state of disbelief.

    He had never imagined that he would be punished for an inadvertent sentence and thrown here by something called a system!!!

    And that sentence that made him suffer this catastrophe, in his opinion, is actually not too much.

    ——He really just couldn't help but interjected out of pure curiosity when his female colleagues were discussing the recent news of maternal jumping off the building: "Is it so painful to have a baby?"

    As a fatherless and motherless man who was single for 23 years and only interested in males, Su Jingyang had hardly had any in-depth contact with women, and his understanding of all aspects of women was relatively vacant. In fact, he had heard about how painful it is to give birth to a child before, but after that, he always saw the news that the child was born after going to the toilet, and the child fell out while walking on the street, which inevitably caused him a kind of birth. It seems that it is quite easy to deceive the child as the melon is ripe.

    He didn't have any ill will in asking this question.

    His quiet question was quickly overshadowed by the indignant and loud discussion. The female colleague didn't hear it, so she didn't answer him, so he gave up.

    Unexpectedly, just as he walked to the tea room to pour water, a voice full of anger and contempt suddenly appeared in his mind: "Stupid and ignorant man!!!"

    The unsuspecting Su Jingyang was startled, and the cup in his hand almost fell to the ground. He looked around and no one was there, just thinking that he had hallucinations, but the voice continued to sway in his head, "Haha, scumbag!"

    Su Jingyang was inexplicably accused, and subconsciously asked: "Scumbag? Talk about me?"

    That voice contained a strong hostility, it said viciously: "Ignorant man, it's you!!"

    What the hell is going on here!? Su Jingyang rolled his black eyes and silently wondered if he was schizophrenic when he said coldly, "Actually, it's useless for you to ask so many questions. You'll know when you're born."

    At the time, Su Jingyang couldn't tell whether he was more surprised or more speechless. It turned out that it was all because of what he said that he provoked this strange thing!

    However, he felt that he was upright, not afraid of these gods and ghosts, and he didn't take it too seriously. He was still thinking in his heart, who are you? You let me live? I'm an iron man, I want to I didn't have this skill.

    Holding the teacup and preparing to calmly return to his seat, he heard another shuddering cry in his mind, and then...... Then, he didn't have time to react too much. Unfamiliar streets in ancient times!!!

    Everything happened so fast, he once wondered if he was dreaming, but everything here is so real!

    The guy called the system implanted some information directly into his brain, and he was shocked after receiving it.

    Because there are actually three sexes in this world, men, women, and doubles?!

    The so-called twins, except that the skeleton is slightly smaller, are the same as men in appearance. The biggest difference is that they can conceive, conceive, give birth, and have children!

    The most obvious sign of a double person is that there will be a red mole on the palm of the hand. On the left or right hand, the size and shape vary from person to person. The red mole will accompany you to old age and will not disappear, even if you dig it together with the flesh. It will stubbornly grow back after it falls off.

    In a flash, Su Jingyang suddenly remembered something the system had said before, the hairs all over his body stood up, and he had an extremely bad premonition.

    He suddenly raised his hands and stared at his palms with wide eyes.

    There is a red mole the size of a soybean on the palm of the right hand!

    Su Jingyang's head was buzzing, his breathing trembled, and his hands trembled. He is sure that this body is still his own, but he has lived for so many years, but he has never grown this thing in his palm, could it be, could it be...

    "System!!!!!!" Su Jingyang felt like he was going to explode.

    The cold voice of the system sounded at the right time, "That's right, your body has been transformed into a twin by me. You will soon realize how painful it is to have a child."

    Su Jingyang's scalp was numb, he didn't want to experience it!

    After a moment of blockage in his throat, he said incredulously, "I just asked a question, and I didn't do anything inappropriate! Do you have to do this to me??!"

    After listening to Su Jingyang's words, the system said angrily: "You have gone too far before you realize that you are too much! You men are all virtuous, and they have always spoken in a few words and skillfully, as if what a woman does is right and proper. You'll never know how hard a woman's situation is until you try it yourself! You should be punished and remembered a bit!"

    "...How can I have?!" Su Jingyang was put on a hat for no reason. It was inexplicable. Even though he was really ignorant in this regard, how did he rise to such a height?!! It's too extreme, right? !

    He is not used to talking to the system in his head, so now it seems to others that he is talking to the air. Passers-by looked at him with strange eyes, and they moved far away from him unconsciously.

    Su Jingyang noticed it, and moved to the corner of the unoccupied wall to avoid those insane eyes, squatted down and continued to argue with the system with some indignation: "I've never been like what you said!"

    "You didn't say it, didn't you think so??"

    Su Jingyang was so angry that he wanted to breathe fire.

    He has been single for so many years, and he has never even held a girl's hand or hurt anyone. This system punishes him for having a child just because of his words? It's unreasonable!

    But at this time, Su Jingyang also understood that it could actually control him to come to this world, and if he wanted to go back, he would have to beg it, not confront it head-on.

    Su Jingyang took a deep breath and calmed down for a long time, and said to it in a good voice, "This is the end, I'll tell you the truth, what I like is men, I have never been sorry for any woman before, and I will never be sorry for a woman in the future, so just let it go. I'll go back."

    The system snorted coldly: "Are there still few men who like men but deceive women to have children?? Scumbags!!!"

    "..." Su Jingyang was completely speechless.

    He understood that this system was full of resentment and ill-will, and was paranoid, and would not give him any chance to reason.

    The point is, with such a mysterious thing on the stall, he doesn't even have the strength to fight.

    Su Jingyang's eyes were sluggish, his heart was cold, what a fool, why should he let such a good young man encounter such a thing??

    In the end how to do……

    "If you want to go back, you can." The system sneered, "We'll talk about it when you are born."

    "..." Please let me keep the dog on a leash.

    Su Jingyang failed to communicate with the system several times. He opened his round eyes and began to wander around the unfamiliar street with a bewildered face, surrounded by people in ancient costumes. After walking for a while, he realized that no one on the street was looking at him in a strange way anymore. He reacted and looked down at himself. The shirt and trousers had been replaced by a gray coarse cloth with a slanted collar. He raised his hand subconsciously and touched it. His hair, which was originally short and energetic, actually grew to his shoulders... At the same time as the system remodeled his body, even the shape of his body was changed in the blink of an eye.

    This thing called the system is indeed very evil.

    Su Jingyang became more and more dejected when he thought about it. He has now recognized the reality. He is only a mortal body, and he can't fight it at all. Can't fight, can we just compromise?

    He doesn't want to compromise, but... if he doesn't compromise, how can he go home?

    He was distracted and walked for a while, and when he was tired, he squatted under a tree beside the arch bridge, looking at the people passing by on the bridge with a bewildered expression.

    A handsome-looking man with a big belly walked slowly across the bridge and caught Su Jingyang's sight unpredictably. He coughed violently and almost choked to death on his own saliva!

    Su Jingyang knew that the person just now was definitely a twin, but he still looked like a man, and he was pregnant and had a big belly! This image that he was accustomed to to others was a great deal for him who had lived in modern society for more than 20 years. shock!

    He really couldn't accept that he would become the same person just now!

    Su Jingyang received the most intuitive stimulation, and was busy with the system's shouting, and kept saying good things to let him let go, but the system didn't pay any attention to him at all when his mouth was dry.

    Su Jingyang was angry, angry and anxious, his scalp was about to be scratched, but there was nothing he could do.

    As a newcomer, Su Jingyang had no money and no place to live. At night, Su Jingyang had to find a dilapidated temple and lay down on grass. Fortunately, it is summer in this world, except for a little more mosquitoes, you can make do with one night in this kind of place.

    Su Jingyang thought the system was giving him time to think about it by ignoring him, but it turns out... kindness limits his imagination.

    "Choose." The system said coolly, "If you don't choose, I'll help you."

    Su Jingyang looked at the rapidly flashing scrolling screen that appeared out of thin air in disbelief, and his hands began to tremble with patience.

    ——This system suddenly appeared when he was about to fall asleep, and asked him to choose a man in this world, and then go to bed with him!

    Although Su Jingyang really likes men, but he also has a sense of ethics, right? This bastard system actually allows him to choose any man for a one-night stand, which is too childish!

    "You, you, you are really... too much!" Su Jingyang knew that he could not escape, his eyes were red with anger, and he couldn't bear to grit his teeth and cursed, "Damn!"

    The system sneered, "If you have time to scold me, you might as well hurry up. If the time is up, let me choose for you, hehe... But if I choose for you, it will definitely be more diligent and attentive!"

    "I think you have bad intentions..." Su Jingyang saw that the time progress bar beside him was about to disappear, his eyes tightened, and he couldn't care about arguing with him, and shouted anxiously: "Stop!"

    The scrolling screen continued, and the system was silent for a while, "...mentally retarded."

    Su Jingyang was stunned for a moment, only to realize that he couldn't control his voice, and the time progress bar was running out. In a panic, he raised his right index finger and randomly poked the scroll bar in front of him. It finally stopped moving. Su Jingyang thought he would watch it. When it came to what kind of man he chose, there was a sudden beep in his head, his eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground.

    Before he fell asleep, he seemed to hear the system angrily scolding him: "Scumbag, it's cheap for you!"

    Su Jingyang felt that he had fallen into a void and dark dream, but he knew it was not a dream.

    Because the feeling of being tightly entangled in the body is so real, and the pain when it is torn apart is so real, Su Jingyang gritted his teeth and endured the man's ferocious movements, and the pain burst into tears.

    ——He really didn't even have time to prepare at all, so he was slammed down by one person and started Fa-rectification on the spot.

    This is the first time he can withstand such a fierce, but he has nowhere to hide if he wants, because it may be that the system has done something, and his body is so soft that he has no energy at all.

    Su Jingyang gritted his teeth and endured it, his eyes were dark, his whole body was dripping with sweat, and his body was almost numb from the pain.

    Bastard system! Su Jingyang scolded the dog over and over again in his heart.

    He couldn't see the face of the person covering his body at all. He could only notice that the person's hot breath seemed to be mixed with a faint smell of alcohol. He wanted to make a little noise, but his throat seemed to be blocked by cotton, so he could only groan. pant.

    I don't know how long it took, Su Jingyang felt that he was about to be killed, and the people on him stopped. He only felt that his head was blank for a long time. When he reacted, the man lowered his head and kissed his lips. Except for the smell of alcohol, the breath of his lips and tongue was very fresh, whether it was from the skin contact or from his excessive physical strength. , Su Jingyang had already guessed that the selected person should be a young and clean man.

    Although it sounds funny, for Su Jingyang, this is really a fortune among misfortunes.

    Su Jingyang couldn't raise his strength at all, so he simply broke the jar and threw the corpse up for him to kiss, feeling desolate in his heart.

    Su Jingyang thought it was over and the system's purpose had been achieved, and he would be released from this weird place, but... when the person on him began to move his waist again, Su Jingyang knew what it meant to cry without tears.

    The extremely long and grueling dream came to an end. Su Jingyang opened his eyes with difficulty and woke up again. He was still lying on the straw in the ruined temple, his whole body screaming in pain as if his bones had been broken.

    Su Jingyang's eyelashes trembled, his eyes stared blankly at the dilapidated roof for a long time, then he covered his aching buttocks with red eyes, and murmured sadly, "The tail is broken..."

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