The next morning, Jiang Zijian pushed open the door of Wen Tianhe's room, his hair was messy, he bumped into Tianhe's quilt, arched a few times, his butt was still outside the quilt, and he forced himself like a dog. Stuffed to Tianhe.

Tianhe slept in a daze, tried his best to open his eyes, and saw the alarm clock on the bedside table: "Isn't it only six o'clock? What are you doing?!"

Tianhe pushed Jiang Zijian's head away, turned over and lay on his stomach.

Jiang Zijian groaned: "I'm going to die."

Tianhe ignored him and continued to sleep on his own. Jiang Zijian rolled over and put his hands and feet on Tianhe.

Tianhe was sleepy, so he tossed for a while, Jiang Zijian was wearing shorts and a white T-shirt, frizzy, pushing Tianhe for a while, sighing for a while, trying to get him up.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Zijian suddenly calmed down. Half of his body slid under the bed, and he fell asleep half-sitting.

Two hours later, at eight o'clock in the morning, Tianhe finally woke up, looked sideways and saw Jiang Zijian sitting on the ground, dazedly swiping his phone and looking at the photos on his phone.

Pu Luo: "There are two people here who have lost their love."

Jiang Zijian was startled: "Who? Who is talking?"

"Pro." Tianhe said, "Don't make a sudden noise, you will scare him."

Jiang Zijian said, "Yo, is your artificial intelligence? So smart?"

Tianhe: "There is a small problem, it is still in the development process."

Pro: "I don't think there's anything wrong with me."

Tianhe: "As an AI, you have to learn to be humble."

Jiang Zijian, a liberal arts student, doesn't know much about AI. In his concept, Prometheus should be a small program similar to a caring assistant. He didn't ask too much after hearing Pro's voice, but was a little curious. Said: "Why does this voice sound a bit like Guan Yue?"

Tianhe: "I picked a good sample from the synthetic sound library, and it has nothing to do with Guan Yue."

Jiang Zijian: "But his voice is also very nice."

Tianhe didn't want to discuss too much about Puluo, so he glanced sideways at Jiang Zijian's phone and asked, "Who is this?"

Jiang Zijian swiped the photos on the screen back and forth with his thumb, and then slid away casually at a glance. The phone was placed in front of Tianhe, and both of them could see the screen.

"What about this? What does it look like?" Jiang Zijian asked Tianhe while standing on a photo of a lush little boy.

"It's okay." Tianhe said, "Is the next target?"

Jiang Zijian didn't answer, he continued skating, changed to a boy with a bright sense of sunshine, and asked, "What about this?"

Tianhe: "Sporty, a bit like you."

Jiang Zijian pulled a group of twenty-four photos into the mobile phone recycling bin, deleted them, and opened another group.

"How about this baby face?" Jiang Zijian said.

Tianhe: "Like the one who presses his feet."

Jiang Zijian threw the phone away, turned around and lay down, groaning, "What should I do! I'm already in love with him."

"Anti-God Evil God"

"Puluo, don't interrupt randomly." Tianhe warned immediately, lest Puluo turn around and reveal what happened last night.

Puluo put his head on Bach sensibly, and Jiang Zijian said, "I haven't slept all night."

Tianhe: "Didn't it go well? Failed?"

Jiang Zijian explained that he knew that Tong Kai really didn't lie - at least he didn't lie about the incompatible model.

Tianhe was very hesitant to suggest Jiang Zijian's truth, but he couldn't predict whether Jiang Zijian would make his love better or worse if he knew this absurd truth. Sometimes knowing a little less may be a good thing for Jiang Zijian.

But these two seem to be a good match, but when they get to bed, they can't compromise on sex, which is also a big problem.

"...Why is he also a top? This is unscientific!" Jiang Zijian said sadly, "Still insisting, why?"

"Did you go to the house last night... at night?" Tian He got up and picked up his clothes.

Jiang Zijian also got up from the bed, followed Tianhe, went to the bathroom, picked up the toothpaste, squeezed the toothbrush for Tianhe, and said, "Of course not, we talked a lot, but Xiaokai and I imagined is completely different.”

Tianhe took it, started brushing his teeth, and made a vague "woolulu" sound. Jiang Zijian said: "Yes! I thought he was a bit strong at first, but I didn't expect it."

Tianhe brushed his teeth, began to wash his face, and looked at himself in the mirror: "You can also choose 69 or solve it with your hands."

Jiang Zijian: "That's not really going to bed."

Tianhe: "..."

Technology is the primary productive force of society, and sex is the primary engine of Jiang Zijian.

Tianhe pressed the hot towel to his face and said, "Conquer him with your skills and make him want to stop."

"Hey—" Jiang Zijian said, "Baby, have you ever thought about changing your taste before, and occasionally turn over and go to the top?"

Tianhe was a little puzzled, thought about it, and said, "I was only eighteen when Guan Yue and I were first together, and I didn't understand anything, and I was completely unaware of body positions. I just listened to what he said. But I really made a request... "

Pro: "I think yes, he is quite fond of you and will do everything you want."

Jiang Zijian said, "No, if he doesn't want to accept it, he can't force it. Unless he trusts me wholeheartedly and gives me his body, he won't be able to orgasm smoothly."

Tianhe: "What if you help him open the door to a new world?"

Jiang Zijian: "He resisted very much. Based on my experience reading countless people, in the end, we must separate! If such a passionate love is ruined, it would be better to leave it in the memory!"

Pu Luo interjected: "At least on this point, I admire Jiang Zijian very much."

Tianhe: "He has always been Quixote emotionally."

Tianhe suddenly felt a little dangerous, stared at Jiang Zijian in the mirror, and said, "How long have you been abstinent?"

Jiang Zijian: "Twenty-one days, seven hours, twenty-five minutes and thirty...three seconds."

Tianhe immediately said, "Get away from me!"

Jiang Zijian looked at the mirror and hadn't slept all night, feeling a little haggard, and said, "I have been abstinent for half a month, and I have waited for the day I go to bed with him, how wonderful it is! My soul was born to wait for this moment, and in the end, So rejected by him."

"How did you refuse?"

"'I don't do zero, I never do'." Jiang Zijian imitated Tong Kai's expression and said solemnly, "'No pleasure, really no, just like I was born gay, I can't change it, I'm sorry '."

"Since you haven't tried it, you can't say there's no pleasure. It's a paradox."

Tianhe went to the living room and gave Xiaojin something to eat.

Jiang Zijian followed Tianhe, like a dejected animal after his courtship was rejected, and complained, "Do you know how I felt at the time?! It can only be described as despair!"

Tianhe: "You can abstain from sex for so long, it's really unbelievable."

Jiang Zijian: "It was the perfect moment of that night. Now it's gone, it's gone! Despair! There's nothing left! A-shares are crashing! Guan Yue is dead! Guan is getting colder!" shouted, "My heart is broken too!"

Tianhe touched the cat who was squatting on the sofa in a daze, and went to the dining table. There were two glasses of warm water on the table, and Tianhe began to drink water.

Jiang Zijian: "My mind is now full of... all, you know, my whole body is full of unbearable blood! They are roaring and can't find an exit! On my way to your house this morning, When I saw the word 'chrysanthemum' in the 'Worker Road Chrysanthemum Exhibition', I suddenly couldn't stand it anymore!"

Tianhe almost sprayed the water out, but he managed to control it.

Aunt Fang put the breakfast and said, "The weather is fine in autumn, let's go out for a walk."

Jiang Zijian made an "um" and said, "Thank you, Aunt Fang, I can't see anything about autumn flowers now, even the cement pipes under the overhead..." Then he lowered his head and opened the third set of photos on his phone, Tianhe drinking Sipping coffee, staring at his phone screen and saying, "Are these the next picks?"

Jiang Zijian glanced at Tianhe blankly and said, "No, they are all ducks."

Tianhe: "..."

"How much is a night?" Tianhe had breakfast, packed himself up, went downstairs with his computer, and decided to go out with Jiang Zijian to pass the time today. It was the last day of the National Day holiday.

Jiang Zijian: "I don't know, I haven't asked about the price, maybe tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands."

Tianhe: "There are a few who don't look like... they are engaged in this service, and the descriptions are not right."

Jiang Zijian: "Do you think someone will introduce themselves 'I'm a duck' when they come up? I still want to find a boyfriend, even if I take care of him! I can cast in his plays, praise him, and let him bring in money. Group... ugh."

In the morning, Jiang Zijian first took Tianhe to another clubhouse, in the sunny garden, but Tianhe was thinking about his code. He decided to upgrade the information collection module for Puluo today, so that in the subsequent development of the analysis system function, Poro can help a lot.

Jiang Zijian drank coffee and did not speak. Half an hour later, a manager brought an introducer, followed by six boys, all in their twenties, some in suits, some in casual clothes, neatly tidy.

Tianhe: "..."

Jiang Zijian: "The next batch."

Tianhe just looked up from behind the laptop, and he was chased away by Jiang Zijian without even seeing the faces of the group of people.

"Do you have to use this way of the emperor choosing his concubine?" Tianhe sometimes couldn't stand Jiang Zijian's behavior, it was really vulgar.

"Save time." Jiang Zijian said blankly, "Isn't it great to save both parties' time?"

Tianhe: "Anyway, please come over one by one, drink a glass of water and chat for ten minutes. This is really rude. You can't do this in an interview."

Jiang Zijian: "Thinking about others is the best courtesy. You think, more than 60 people, every ten minutes, can't finish talking until the evening. What's more, what can we talk about in ten minutes? People who don't know their loved ones."

Jiang Zijian's logic was impeccable, and Tianhe had to say, "Then someone else came from a thousand miles away..."

Jiang Zijian: "Eight thousand carriages and horses, trust me, they all know very well. Maybe some of them are straight men who don't want to have sex with me at all. They take a red envelope and go home, and they save the chrysanthemum. I can't get it."

Tianhe: "Can you do whatever you want with money?"

Jiang Zijian said politely, "Yes."

The second group came, Jiang Zijian glanced at them, and let them go back again.

In the garden of the clubhouse, there are only Jiang Zijian and Tianhe, who patiently typed the code. Pu Luo said, "I was a little bit resistant to being rewritten to the core module."

"Only a small part." Tianhe replied, "After the upgrade, your information system will be greatly improved."

Pro: "Sure enough, you still despise me."

Tianhe: "Since you love me, please accept my transformation of you."

When the third batch of male models arrived, Tianhe suddenly discovered that the tallest boy standing beside him actually looked a bit like Guan Yue.

"Yo." Jiang Zijian also found out, and said to the male model, "You..."

He stopped, as if the strings in his heart were gently plucked, and the long-suppressed emotions rushed out.

The boy was wearing a suit and smiled gently towards the sky.

That smile was not like Guan Yue's, Guan Yue never laughed like this, and the dam in Tianhe's heart rose upright in an instant, blocking the tsunami of emotions firmly.

So Tianhe lowered his head again.

Jiang Zijian made an impatient gesture, sent this group of people away, and no longer notified them.

Tianhe: "Where are the next six contestants? Are you late on the road?"

Jiang Zijian: "I'm all waiting in the hall, I don't want to know each other anymore, it's boring, it's rustic, you said they are handsome, why..."

Tianhe: "Not all beauties are cute, some are just pleasing to the eye and not fascinated."

Jiang Zijian laughed. The sentence still came from his favorite literary work "Don Quixote". He looked down at his mobile phone, and the above was the chat record with Tong Kai for the past half a month. Delete all records.

Jiang Zijian: "He doesn't seem to have any feelings for me, forget it, I don't want to."

Tianhe randomly typed the code twice, and said absently, "Yes, I think he was very moved yesterday afternoon."

Jiang Zijian: "Damn."

Jiang Zijian threw the phone on the tea table, looked up, looked at the bright autumn sun, closed his eyes, the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus came faintly, and the broken petals fell on Tianhe's keyboard, Tianhe swept it away, A moment of silence.

Jiang Zijian: "It's really hard to find a place to put your soul that has nowhere to go."

Tianhe put his fingers on the keyboard, but looked sideways at Jiang Zijian.

Jiang Zijian: "What? Do you want to fall in love too, baby?"

Tianhe: "I'm just thinking about an algorithm-related problem! Don't add drama to me randomly."

Jiang Zijian suddenly had an idea and said, "Come on, I'll introduce you! Baby, wrap it on your brother!"

Tianhe suddenly had an ominous feeling.

On the fencing field, Tianhe flicked the block, forced the opponent away, stepped back, and both sides saluted.

Wu Shun took off his helmet and said, "It's more powerful than I thought."

Tianhe really wanted to beat Jiang Zijian to death, and thought he was going to introduce someone, and finally found Wu Shun, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes. And Wu Shun has nothing to do, he waits for a long time, he is always on call, and when he answers the phone, he arrives faster than them.

"What do you think of me?" Wu Shun said with a smile, "Can you barely accompany me?"

Tianhe said: "Only the power of parrying, there is no power to fight back."

Both of them laughed. Wu Shun and Tianhe sat down at the side of the court. The coach was correcting a male model that Jiang Zijian invited casually. Jiang Zijian was waiting boredly. The first time the other party came, Jiang Zijian became a His nanny was very careful, for fear of making someone cry.

Wu Shun is very good, he can do everything, and he plays very well. Tianhe heard Jiang Zijian say that when this guy was studying in Boston, he was the runner-up in the national snooker amateur group playing billiards.

Tianhe's fencing was taught by Guan Yue.

The two watched Jiang Zijian and the male model face each other. The scene was terrible, but Tianhe could see from the other's actions that the male model attached great importance to Jiang Zijian, and cooperated with his movements hard and clumsily. Wu Shun looked sideways. , said: "Xiaojiang seems to be trapped by love recently."

Tianhe was a little surprised: "Did he tell you?"

Wu Shun: "I can see that, in fact, he is very happy like him, but I can't."

Tianhe didn't know how to answer this for a while, and his heart skipped a beat. Damn Jiang Zijian, wouldn't he tell Wu Shun about himself and Guan Yue?

"It's time for you to answer, or the atmosphere will be awkward," Pro said in the headset.

"Why?" Tianhe answered naturally, thinking to himself what the hell you are thinking about all day long, too much nosy.

He used an ambiguous question to continue the topic, but Wu Shun smiled and said, "Xiaojiang is a romantic, but I, growing up, I don't know why, after being tempted by a person, I pursued it hard until On the day when I finally confess, if I pierce the window paper, I will suddenly lose all interest."

Tianhe heard some kind of information hidden in Wu Shun's words, and he used "one person" to blur the boundaries of gender concepts.

"It seems that many people have this problem." Tianhe frowned and said, "I have seen many."

Wu Shun said with a smile: "It's said that marriage is the grave of love, but for me, 'the love of the two' is the grave of love."

Tianhe nodded, and the two watched Jiang Zijian stretch out his hand on the field and pull the little male model up. After taking off the helmet, the other party looks handsome and has a good temperament.

Tianhe: "So, a lover who will never accept your confession would be more suitable for you."

Wu Shun thought for a while, then said with a smile: "It's best, the other party still has some small tricks, from time to time he will give me some sweetness, if he wants to refuse to greet him, if he is in a relationship, he will send me a good person card every now and then, and he will lend me when he is in love. Shoulder, cry a lot, I eat this very much, it's just giving up."

Tianhe said seriously: "It takes a very strong courage to analyze one's own heart, Wu Shun, I admire you very much."

Wu Shun smiled and looked at Tianhe. Tianhe suddenly felt at this moment that they might become very good friends, so he leaned over and hugged him through a sword suit.

But after the hug, Pu Luo reminded: "If you are just friends with him, after getting too close, Jiang Zijian feels that Wu Shun has taken his place in your heart, and he will definitely be jealous of him, and finally turn against him, maybe Wu Shun's leg will be removed. Next, Wu Shun's father will take revenge on Jiang Zijian, and Jiang Zijian's father Jiang Chaosheng will retaliate against Wu Shun's family. In this way, you have a small probability of being like Helen. Provoked unresolved hatred and irreparable wounds between two families."

Tianhe: "..."

Wu Shun: "Going to play billiards tomorrow?"

Tianhe came out after changing his clothes, and replied, "I will join the job tomorrow, I have to go to work."

Wu Shun said unexpectedly: "Congratulations, the company is planning to reopen?"

Tianhe: "Reporting to Qingpine Capital alone, it seems that... um, I don't think Mr. Guan will allow me to recruit people without authorization to harm his company."

Wu Shun laughed.

When Yejiang Zijian and Tianhe were sitting in the back seat of the car, Tianhe said to Jiang Zijian, "I have decided not to get too close to Wu Shun in the future. It's not good for us either."

Jiang Zijian was sitting next to the male model, in front of the male model, he was still choosing who to sleep with tonight, and finally he was upset and deleted all the photos on his phone, nodded, and said, "Got it, go to work tomorrow? Use my car, and I'll send you to your job."

Tianhe naturally refused, Jiang Zijian motioned for the car to stop, let the male model get out of the car, and smiled at him and said, "Thank you, I had a great time today, I really thank you for coming to accompany me."

The other party also laughed and said, "Mr. Jiang, see you next time, call me anytime you need."

Tianhe was very surprised, it seemed that Jiang Zijian decided to be alone tonight.

Tianhe: "This boy is very good, I suggest you try to fall in love, don't rush to bed."

"I think so too," Jiang Zijian said, "that's why I don't want to take him to my house."

Inside the car, the two were silent.

"Guan Yue is getting married, did you know?" Jiang Zijian said suddenly.

"Why are you so well-informed?" Tianhe said, "It's too fast."

Jiang Zijian said: "Wu Shun said it. In their circles, gossip always spreads very quickly."

Tianhe: "I just found out yesterday."

Jiang Zijian casually flipped through the chat records on his mobile phone and said, "Yesterday? Guan Yue met that girl twice last week. We even had dinner together."

"Oh." Tianhe nodded and said, "So I was the last to know."

Jiang Zijian: "Guan Yue really knows you very well."

Tianhe: "Have you mastered all the ways to provoke me? But I'm quite calm."

Puluo: "I don't think this is revenge, he just needs to find another way after you didn't get help here..."

Jiang Zijian: "No, it's because you still love him."

Tianhe Le said: "Then he can only be disappointed. Is it possible that he still hopes to get back with me after he gets married?"

Pu Luo: "...take care of the family. If you are not sure, you can ask him in person."

Jiang Zijian: "If you are married, you can get a divorce."

Tianhe: "Don't speculate on him like that, his character should not be at this level."

Puluo: "Tianhe, do you need me to recommend a few companies that issue fake certificates?"

Jiang Zijian & Tianhe: "Puluo!"

Jiang Zijian: "When the adults speak, the children don't interrupt."

Tianhe thought for a while, and added: "Second-married men won't do well in the marriage and love market. I won't be a rubbish collector."

Jiang Zijian couldn't help but said again: "If I were Guan Yue, I knew very well, no matter if there are second marriages, third marriages, or fourth marriages... one day if you become soft, bow your head to you, and come back to you, you will still ignore your previous suspicions. accept him."

Tianhe took a deep breath and wanted to say something, but he knew that in front of Jiang Zijian, there was no need to fight for that pointless face.

"You're right," Tianhe finally admitted, "No one knows me better than you."

Jiang Zijian turned his head to look at Tianhe, stretched out his hand, wrapped his arms around the back of his neck, and asked him to lean over. The two of them touched their foreheads a little, and then they separated.

"If you need anything, call me anytime."

Before getting off the bus, Jiang Zijian spoke to the sky. Tianhe smiled and waved to Jiang Zijian in the car to bid him farewell.

Puluo: "I suggest you communicate this issue face to face with Guan Yue."

"I don't love him, I can do whatever he wants. If I catch him cheating on marriage, I may report him by the way." Tianhe concluded: "This is a small probability event, but it doesn't mean it won't happen."

"Do you know what the warmest sentence in the world is?" Tianhe returned home, the lights were on, Aunt Fang went back to sleep, and there was a late-night snack on the table.

Pro: "'I love you'?"

Tianhe: "No, it's 'call me anytime you need it'. This is another implicit expression of 'I love you'. It's only for friends."

The first morning after the National Day holiday.

Tianhe almost had a heart attack when Beethoven suddenly sounded in the room.

"Pro!"

Tianhe got up from the bed, hugged the quilt, and said angrily.

Pro: "I just wanted you to familiarize yourself with the environment in advance, sorry."

Tianhe: "..."

Tianhe finished washing up in Beethoven's "Minuet in G Major" and sat down in the dining room to have breakfast. Aunt Fang prepared a slanted business bag for him, put away the computer, showed him the stationery, and said, "I don't know if you need these for work. I went shopping a few days ago and talked a few words. The store manager heard that You're going to work, so you gave me this set."

Tianhe knew that he went to "work", which must have made Aunt Fang's old friends very interesting, and everyone was encouraging him, so he said casually: "Why is it like going to kindergarten when I was a child? There is a kind of' We're home and going to school' feeling."

Aunt Fang smiled and said, "Is there any difference? Xiaojiang's car came to pick you up, but no one came. He called me in the morning and said that the driver would take you there every day, so that you don't have to drive yourself to and from get off work. , I just took a break on the way. This is your lunch, just heat it in the microwave for three minutes, don't heat it for too long."

Tianhe said, "You guys are too good at arranging for me."

"Guan Yue is dead." The parrot cried.

While packing up the stationery for Tianhe, Auntie Fang said to the parrot: "From today onwards, I have to say 'Hello boss'. Xiaotian, lawyer Bai called in the morning and has already gone to your company first, and the lawyers have already called for the past few days. I have communicated with him on the phone, and he will check the new contract for you one last time in advance."

Tianhe: "Thank you. Pro, one of Beethoven's songs is enough. Can you change the song now? I'm going to hit you when I play Ode to Joy again."

Bach played on the stereo, and everything was finally back to normal.

"I'm leaving." Tianhe kissed Aunt Fang Fang, changed his clothes and went out. There was a Rolls-Royce from the Jiang family at the door.

Tianhe: "..."

Tianhe originally wanted to go around behind the Rolls-Royce, but was seen by the driver waiting outside the car and opened the door for him.

Tianhe had to get in the car and start the first day of his working life. He was about to face Guan Yue, who was supposed to be his fiancé, but was talking about marriage, as well as a bustling and unfamiliar company.

Pro: "How do you feel?"

Tianhe said seriously: "On the first day of my life, I went to work and my ex became the new boss, which is very meaningful."

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