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    Chapter 5 Uncle Goes Out...

    When he brought his son home, Li Yan also felt tired, but Li Xinle lay on his shoulders and slept for a while. The little guy woke up as soon as he arrived. After waking up, he was still in good spirits. He ran away and said, "Dad. , let's take a shower."

    Li Yan sat down on the sofa, exhaled a long breath, and said to his son, "Lele, what are you doing?"

    Seeing that his son had entered the bathroom, Li Yan got up from the sofa and followed the small plastic bench that Li Xinle had moved to one side, then stepped on it, opened the Yuba and was ready to release the water, Li Yan stretched out his hand behind him to turn on the hot tub. water, picked up my son and put it on the sink, and started to undress him.

    "dad."

    "Um?"

    "I want to go to school." Li Xinle tilted his head and put his hand on Li Yan's shoulder with a serious smile. Today was originally Monday, and I went to that kindergarten with my father today. Many children, he remembered the old kindergarten, Although he was young, he knew that his father had found a new kindergarten for him, and he still wanted to go to kindergarten.

    Why did he suddenly say this? The child's thinking is really jumping: "I've already found a good school, and Lele can go to school the day after tomorrow. Don't be naughty, and of course you can't be bullied." Li Yan took his son into the bathtub. In the room, before the water was full, Li Yan simply took off the shower head and turned on hot water and handed it to his son, letting him go first, while he went out to prepare the underwear and pajamas to change.

    Li Yan just brought the things in, and when Xiao Xinle saw him, he turned the shower head toward him, and the water wet Li Yan's suit all at once. Roared: "Stinky boy, are you looking for a fight?"

    Li Xinle giggled and turned the shower head back obediently.

    Li Yan put his clothes away and started to tickle when he walked over...

    The two father and son were tired, Li Xinle sat in the bathtub and laughed, Li Yan stripped himself and sat in the bathtub, took the shampoo and poured it into the palm of his hand, and carefully washed his son's hair: "Lele, shut up. Eyes." Although it is a tear-free formula for infants and young children, it is still uncomfortable to flow into the eyes.

    After washing his head, he started washing his body again. Li Xinle looked at his little cock and then at his father's. He raised his head and asked, "Dad, when will my little cock grow up?"

    "...When you grow up, your little dick grows up." Li Yan picked him up and replied nonchalantly.

    Li Xinle said, "When will I grow up?"

    "...Grow up when it's time to grow up." Li Yan said again.

    Li Xinle asked again, "What is the time to grow up?"

    "You have so many problems, you kid, get dressed yourself."

    "Dad, does it mean that the bigger the person, the bigger the dick?" Li Xinle seemed to think of something suddenly, and said with a smile, he moved the stool over again, took his own SpongeBob pajamas, and started wearing it himself.

    Li Yan lay in the bathtub, turned to look at his son and said, "The clothes are upside down."

    Li Xinle snorted, turned his clothes over, and said, "That uncle is so big, the little cock must be bigger, and it must be bigger than Dad's."

    "Bullshit, children know shit,

    fast wear

    Put on your clothes and go to bed. "It's a taboo for men to be called small, even though it's their ignorant son...

    "Dad, I'll go get some milk."

    "Well, drink less at night."

    Li Xinle just came out of the bathroom, Li Yan looked down at his lower body, and finally felt quite satisfied, so he lay back again, but in his head was thinking about Yan Yuang, that man was indeed tall, he was 1.84 meters taller than himself. He is still more than half a head taller. When his son said that, he really wanted to see who was older between himself and the big star Yan. When he was the boss, he also took a naked bath with a few people from Longtou, but those few The height of a person is not much different from his own. It is really difficult to judge. In retrospect, Wen Lei should be a little smaller, it should be said that it is about the same...

    I can get my ID card tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, Lele should go to school, I haven't considered a formal job yet, and I can still take care of that kid. I'm sure I won't have so much time in a few days, and the commute time is uncertain, I still have to find A nanny to pick up the child and cook for the child, alas... It seems that I still have to find a mother, and this mother must like Lele very much...

    In fact, after being in the underworld for so long, Li Yan has a lot of savings, but he can't sit still and do nothing, not to mention that Lele will use a lot in the future.

    ——

    When I woke up to the sun, it was already ten o'clock in the morning. The son who was sleeping with him was not there, so Li Yan jumped up: "Lele! Uh..."

    Li Xinle on the ground woke up from the loud roar, holding the blue dolphin pillow and looking at the adults in confusion.

    Li Yan picked up his son in annoyance, with infinite guilt and heartache, Lele must have been kicked out of bed by his dream at night, this kid is also sound asleep, and he can't cry or not even when kicked out of bed. Knowing how long you've slept: "It's said that you're going to sleep by yourself, you're such an old person."

    "My little dick is not as big as my father's." Li Xinle rubbed his eyes and thought to himself that yesterday's milk must have been bad. He drank two bottles, but they didn't seem to grow up at all. Dad said that with milk, he can grow his body. is deceiving.

    "Bullshit, I am your father, and you are not as old as I am." Why are you still struggling with this problem, don't put your dick in the crotch of your pants, in addition to solving the problem of peeing, no woman is not a decoration, rub...want You don't have to be in close contact with your own hands.

    Before there was no Lele, Li Yan was not a man who showed mercy everywhere. After he had Lele, he was even more reluctant to find women casually, and he didn't even have time to look at women.

    ——

    When he opened his e-mail box, it was revealed that there were several e-mails. Li Yan opened them one by one and read them carefully. These e-mails were impressively the schedule of Yan Yuang, who was investigating, in the past few days.

    Yan Yuang just participated in a company ribbon-cutting event this morning, and then filmed a youth university at Southeast University in Y city from noon to 6 pm

    campus

    The idol drama, playing the role of a college student who loves to play basketball, is a bit silly, but this is just to disguise his identity as a gangster... And then there is no schedule for today, and his schedule is quite few these days. Quite relaxing.

    Looking at the introduction of this idol drama, Li Yan laughed silently, thinking about the person's actions last night, and guessing that Yan Yuang was influenced by this drama, he was so deeply involved in the drama that he actually thought that a five-year-old child wanted an autograph , there are enough off-line.

    Turning off the monitor, Li Yan has decided to find Yan Yuang today.

    After eating something, he took his son to the company for a call. Seeing the busy people, Li Yan was actually a little happy, but then he thought about Si Yu, apart from being a killer and killing people, he really didn't have anything else to do except pick up girls. What's the advantage? Compared to his big brother's head, it's more than a little bit worse. Even the current company's acting director is also a capable subordinate of Si Qianzhi. It seems that this company was only created by Si Yu's popularity in three minutes...

    Tan Yin took the initiative to ask to accompany her, but Li Yan didn't refuse, just in time for someone to help watch Lele.

    Just walked into the school, and saw a large number of people surrounding the school gymnasium. Tan Yin didn't know what documents to show the security, and swaggered in with Li Yan, just heard a loud start, only Then heard the shouts of several men and the cheers and screams of the audience. There were many staff and machines on the field, and the audience was full of people. Many of them must be fans of Yan Yuang. Li Yan concluded that they were definitely not because of the TV. The people from Zhongyizhong won, but because of Yan Yuang.

    This match happened to be played by Yan Yuang's Lin Mufeng in the school's No. 9 high school. He fought against No. 1 high school, but in the end, the No. 9 high school lost. Lin Mufeng seems to be a stubborn person, but after all, he is a gangster, and he is very good. "Accidentally" overheard in the toilet that the basketball coach of No. 1 Middle School was bribing the players of No. 9 Middle School to play match-fixing, so Lin Mufeng ran back to the court in a thick line, rushed to the judges' seat like crazy, and pointed to the coach not far away. He yelled at the coach for being shameless, bribed the students to play match-fixing, deliberately pointed into the microphone when speaking, and then hit the coach...

    Li Yanhuan looked at Yan Yuang with his chest in his arms. He had NG three times, but every time it was because of someone else. Yan Yuang's performance was really good. The action of the microphone, and the smirk that Xiao Xiao showed, made Li Yan feel that if this person lived in reality, he would definitely not be a simple person. On the contrary, his assistant looked at the NG actor very unhappy next to him. The assistant was a woman, and his unhappiness seemed to be completely understandable.

    Li Yan and Tan Yin stood at the gate and looked quite conspicuous, especially Tan Yin, a fashionably dressed woman, hugged a cute child who was shaking his head from side to side with his mouth puffed out in boredom.

    The hero and heroine, who were resting on the sidelines, also happened to see the three of them. The heroine was none other than Lu Xun. Lu Xun was stunned for a moment, then smiled and waved at him, as if he had met a friend. , Li Xinle let out a sigh, noticed her too, waved her little fat hand with a smile, and said, "Ayan, that auntie looks good today."

    "You know how to look at beautiful women." Li Yan snorted and said with a smile.

    Yan Yuang followed and looked over, Li Yan smiled slightly, and greeted Yan Yuang provocatively, Yan Yuang frowned, a little doubt in his heart, isn't this person the one who quarreled inexplicably yesterday, how could he appear here?

    Li Yan took his son from Tan Yin, put it on the ground and said, "Go over and say hello to aunt and uncle."

    Li Xinle trotted over shaking her chubby buttocks. Before she could get close, she was blocked by the staff. Tan Yin said nervously, "Yan Shao... Xiao Xinle."

    Li Yan had a faint smile on his face: "It's okay, it's polite to say hello to someone you know, and it's a pleasure to learn."

    After Lu Xun said something, the staff put the child down, Li Xinle rushed over immediately, and Cui shouted loudly, "Auntie, I'm here to say hello."

    "Good." Lu Xun picked him up and sat on his lap.

    Yan Yuang frowned at the child and asked, "What's your name?" The father and son left a deep impression on him yesterday, but...he couldn't remember the name.

    Lu Xun wanted to speak, but Li Xinle pouted at him and snorted twice, then turned his head away. This uncle had just hit someone, and he didn't like it.

    Yan Yuang snorted: "So your name is Hem, how old are you?"

    "My name is Lele, not Heng He, you are He He, your whole family is called He He... He He." The voice belonging to a child resounded crisply in the audience.

    "Pfft..." Li Yan smiled and walked over.

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