Chapter 52

"8 plus 2 equals how much?"

"Equal to 10!"

"Then 8+2+3=how many?"

"...Equal to...how many?"

"How much is equal to how much! You ask me, but you still ask me? Use your own brains and calculate it yourself!"

"...Is it equal to 11?"

"!!! How can it be equal to 11? Why can't it be calculated? It's so simple!" Qin Zhuopu wore glasses, propped his thigh with one hand, and tapped the desk irritably with the other hand. How distorted, those who are familiar with him will know that at this moment, President Qin is on the verge of running wild.

Lu Zizai pouted and hummed, "What does that mean? You know that you're always killing me if you don't tell me. I hate doing math problems like this, I only like doing two additions and subtractions. ."

Enduring the full suffocation, Qin Zhuopu stroked his chest that was about to explode, forced himself to be calm, and said calmly again: "Okay. Let's leave this question alone for now. Do the following two-two addition and subtraction questions first. Come, Let's continue. For this question, 21+12=?

Lu Zaicai frowned absentmindedly, scratched his ears again, and then lowered his head to read the question, "I know this, it's equal to 44!" After the answer was finished, seeing Qin Zhuopu's suddenly discolored grim expression, Lu Zaicai's throat twitched. Terrier, the fat face trembled, and weakly changed his mouth: "42!"

Qin Zhuopu stared angrily.

Lu Zizai quickly raised his ten fingers and slowly calculated, 1, 2, 3... Two plus two equals four, one plus two equals 3, oh oh oh oh I figured it out, it equals 43! I got it right this time, hehe. Lu Zizai's happy expression, when he saw Qin Zhuopu taking off his glasses tremblingly and looking up at the sky, he squeezed slowly and stopped laughing.

"Are you reincarnated as a pig???" Qin Zhuopu, who was full of fire, wanted to roar at this uninitiated child, but he couldn't. Years of self-restraint and endurance made him forcibly hold back his temper. All that was left was a belly full of helplessness and a wry smile. God must be taking revenge on him! Punishing him was too proud before! When I was studying, my math scores always killed others. The mantra during the second year of secondary school was 'math soeasy! ' 'Pigs are actually very smart and may learn math better than some people. ' 'Not good at math is simply not enough IQ'.

Look at how many years after graduating, he sent his son to clean him up, torture him, and punish him!

Qin Zhuopu kept turning the pencil in his hand, staring at the innocent-looking fat son with cold eyes, and his voice became a little hoarse when he spoke again: "Look down at me in a vertical position, see clearly. On the left is 2 Against 1, on the right is 1 against 2, tell me, what is the value of 2 on the left plus 1?"

"3!"

"Very well, what is the value of 1 plus 2 on the right?"

"3!"

"So what is 21 plus 12?"

Lu Zizai paused, and told his father the answer tentatively: "66?"

I! ! !

My Qin Zhuopu's son can't be so stupid!

Qin Zhuopu's blood pressure soared, and he was about to rush to the critical point. Suddenly, someone knocked on the door twice. Lu Ying pushed the door and came in, holding a plate of cut fruit and a pen and paper in his hand.

Seemingly unaware of the tense and irritable atmosphere in the study, Lu Ying took three steps to the table, put down the fruit and said, "Have a break and eat some fruit to moisten your throat."

"Thank you, Dad, it's still Dad who treats me the best!" Lu Zizai made a point, and happily started eating the fruit. Qin Zhuopu tapped the pencil in his hand on the table and said coldly, "Lu Zaizai, let me warn you. You, don't want to go to sleep if you don't finish these two pages today, not only do it, but also do it right. I will stay with you until you pass the test."

Lu Zizai hummed, secretly rolled his eyes at Qin Zhuopu, and whispered, "Everyone is tired, you still have to force me to do my homework... I hate it, when will I do it... Dad, can I? Do it again tomorrow?"

As soon as the words fell, Qin Zhuopu stared at Lu Ying with a stern face.

Lu Ying swallowed her saliva and told her son in a serious manner: "Don't leave today's affairs for tomorrow, there are only two pages of questions. You can do it as long as you are serious. Come on. Dad is very tired to accompany you to do your homework. You even quit your job just to teach you math, so you have to persevere."

"I'm not happy, you two are in the same group..." Lu Zizai wailed.

Lu Ying sighed, Qin Zhuopu sighed.

Dad is very tired.

Soon Lu Ying went out obediently and took the father and son to the door thoughtfully. The thing he hates and fears the most is finally someone who can replace him! He will not rush to take over (￣▽￣)/.

Since the Chinese New Year, Qin Zhuopu has taken time every day to teach his children to do mathematics. As for the two subjects of Chinese and English, there is no need to worry about Lu Zizai, and even Qin Zhuopu is very satisfied with his performance, which can be said to be elated. Math alone...

Lu Ying hides his face and leaves, really can't blame him for his bad genes!

He is very clever at work, accounting, accounting, money and so on!

After fighting until 9:30, Qin Zhuopu finally let go of Lu Zizai and himself, and could finally call it a day to rest.

Qin Zhuopu put his glasses on and pinched his eyebrows, feeling that his body was hollowed out. Accompanying children to do homework every day these days is more tiring than traveling.

Lu Zizai was taken by Lu Ying to take a bath, and soon got back into the room to sleep soundly.

When Qin Zhuopu cleaned up and returned to the bedroom, Lu Ying, who was wearing pajamas, was still waiting for him to come with a pen and paper in his hand.

"Look at Zhuo Pu, I thought of a few more store names today, what do you think?"

Qin Zhuopu took the small book and looked at it. Lu Ying was obviously very attentive. He thought about the name of the store a lot, in Chinese, English, and bold fonts, and some even drew fancy fonts.

Qin Zhuopu raised his brows and said, "Why is the name you choose so hard to get along with pigs?"

"What happened to Pig?" Lu Ying stared.

"It doesn't fit, it doesn't sound good. Look at who's bakery in the country is going to have names like 'pig', 'pig' or something."

Lu Ying fell on the bed, listless: "it's really not very nice...not so nice. Then you help me think about it! I'll hang up the signboard immediately after confirming the name of the store. It's a headache."

Qin Zhuopu sighed helplessly: "Aren't all the names I took before are very good and suitable? Whether it's the variant Chinese character 'deer' or the English 'deer', they are all beautiful, and they go well with bakeries, but you don't want them. "

Lu Ying rolled his eyes and said angrily, "I've said it several times. This theme is repeated with Brother Yang's shop. That's what he thought of my Grandpa Lu. How can I copy it."

Qin Zhuopu laughed: "What kind of plagiarism is this? Your grandfather Lu's surname is Lu, and your surname is Lu. If he can call you, you can't? Besides, it's not exactly the same. The fonts designed can be completely different, or a symbol can be added, not to mention Yang The boss didn't call that name at all afterwards."

Lu Ying rolled around on the big bed, rolled back and forth several times, and half-kneeled and pointed at Qin Zhuopu unbearably: "what's the matter with you, pure heart just can't get along with 'deer', can't you get along with me? There are so many Chinese characters in China and so many English characters in the world, why do you have to stare at a 'deer', what does this have to do with me! Why is my shop called a deer? 'All right!"

Lu Ying's face was full of words, 'I'm angry now' and 'Don't beep with me again'.

Qin Zhuopu was helpless and puzzled. He sat over and patted Lu Ying on the shoulder. He said gently, "Or just ask someone to design a simple and smooth shape of 'deer' without using any words. I think pure modeling should also It's beautiful, elegant and attractive."

"You are a bastard!" Lu Ying roared with red eyes.

"Ouch……"

Lu Ying slammed her pillow on Qin Zhuopu hard. Hearing the other party's cry, Lu Ying threw the pillow angrily, "Is there something wrong with you? Your mind is full of anything but 'deer'!" Exasperated, this Big pig's hoof! Saying that you only love him in your heart is a lie! A man with a heart, likes him as a human, but is infatuated with a deer as an animal!

I'm pissed I'm pissed!

Do you think he doesn't know? Qin Zhuopu's study was replaced with a new oil painting. In the painting is a 'deer'. Under the moonlight, the deer is so beautiful, and its eyes are so innocent and moving, it is simply... a little three deer with white lotus!

Qin Zhuopu's bookcase also added many new books about 'deer', some of which are detailed explanations, some are photo albums, and some are picture albums.

Then, at some point in the living room, a decorative painting with the theme of 'deer' was added, and various tableware with deer were replaced in the kitchen. Qin Zhuopu returned from get off work today and happily showed him one that was just auctioned.' Deer's wood carvings are expensive!

The most hateful thing is that when you open the wardrobe, you can see a lot of brand-new customized clothes, almost all of which are related to deer! Including Qin Zhuopu's pajamas with a dark background and a white deer pattern that he is wearing close to his flesh at this moment!

No, no, no, do you think about it?

If the research goes on like this, Lu Ying will be unable to hold back his old blood!

"Do you like deer that much? How attractive are deer to you!" Lu Ying complained with red eyes. His favorite animal in the past was also deer, and he loved Wujiwu because of his grandfather. Now all thanks to Qin Zhuopu, he has begun to hate deer, jealous of deer, and wants to scold when he sees deer!

Qin Zhuopu was a little aggrieved, but he still wanted to say: "what's the matter with you, you got angry and quarreled with me inexplicably, why do I like deer? Deer are elegant and noble, beautiful and lovely, sexy, charming, pure and beautiful, I don't like deer, but I can still What do you like?" It's simply synonymous with Lu Ying, Lu Ying and Lu are so similar, and his lover is so fascinating.

Lu Ying bit the quilt and wailed, angry and pointed at Qin Zhuopu, "You admit it! You really like deer the most!" Damn little Sanlu, he hates so much!

"Yes. I like deer the most."

"There are so many cute animals on earth, why do you have to like deer? Are other animals not cute? Are rabbits not cute? Are cats not cute? Are piglets not cute?" His eyes could not wait to eat Qin Zhuopu.

Qin Zhuopu: "..." Chills down his back.

According to his usual IQ and EQ, he should choose to speak less at this time. But according to his conventional understanding, he felt that he was right! At any time, you must unswervingly express your infatuation!

"There are indeed many cute animals. Rabbits are small and cute, but I don't like red eyes."

Qin Zhuo told the truth.

Lu Ying calmed down and listened to him continue.

"Cats are cute too, but I'm not happy to be a cat slave."

Lu Ying's breath became more stable, and Qin Zhuopu was relieved.

"The little pig is barely cute, but..." Qin Zhuopu was at a loss for words. He was just a common person's preference. In his eyes, pigs were one of the livestock he used to eat. He didn't pay attention to the popular pet pigs these years. , No feeling, no interest.

"But what?" Lu Ying stared at him and asked.

Qin Zhuopu sighed: "Is it necessary to say it? After all, there are only a few people who like pigs. I'm not that different."

"..." Lu Ying felt a sword in his chest, clutching his heart, tears welling up in his eyelashes, Lu Ying said with a trembling voice: "You sure... sure enough... woo woo woo... you big pig's hoof!!! "

Qin Zhuopu was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What, what's wrong? Why are you crying so well?"

Lu Ying burst into tears: "You heartless man..."

"This, I'm infatuated with you, the world can learn from it!" Qin Zhuopu shouted injustice.

"Sweet words are all lies to fool me. You have been lying to me all the time. You don't like me at all."

"How come! I like you the most!"

"fraud……"

"You have to believe me."

"Don't believe it or not, just don't believe it!"

"Then how do you believe it?"

Lu Ying sat up immediately and instructed him with tears in his eyes: "Take off the pajamas you are wearing first!" He wants to destroy the damned little three, and no deer are allowed in the house!

"...Okay." Qin Zhuo completed the task simply and neatly.

Lu Ying looked at the man with only underwear left, her eyes widened, she shivered for a long time and couldn't speak, "You, you, you...!"

Qin Zhuopu looked down at his inner, it was the dark color system he liked, but with the dark pattern of the deer element, it was his carefully selected style.

no! no!

Lu Ying's anger value soared, and soon broke through the limit.

"I can not stand it any more!"

Bang - a sound.

Qi, get, change, shape.

Qin Zhuopu: "(⊙o⊙)???"

The author has something to say: (*^▽^*) The story will be uploaded slowly

small theater:

Lu Ying: you don't love me

President Qin: I only love you!

Lu Ying: Prove it to me!

President Qin: Tomorrow I will replace all the things with deer.

Lu Ying: (*^▽^*) It's almost the same, send those to Brother Yang, so as not to waste them.

President Qin: ... (escaped)

small theater

Friend a: Mr. Qin has any good projects recently, you can ask me to invest together

Friend b: President Qin seems to be very active recently. Where do you want to make a fortune when you are busy? Count me in.

Friend c: Me, me, me, good friends for a lifetime, get rich together!

Mr. Qin: Recently, I contracted a pig farm, and I plan to build the cleanest and happiest 'pig and pig paradise' in the world. The pigs in it are the masters. They eat and drink well and live well. There will be a special nutritionist to take care of them. The animal master educates them to learn knowledge, and the stylist makes them beautiful. The pigs inside are not allowed to be killed or eaten, and they must be treated like princes.

Friend a: ...bye.

Friend b: (Old Qin is less than forty this year, why is there a sign of Alzheimer's disease?)

Friend c: What, my daughter-in-law called me home to make dumplings, chat next time!