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Chapter 11
Chapter 11
Yuan Yuanyuan spent the whole night writing in a notebook the various two-dimensional male characters she liked from childhood to adulthood.
Maybe many people will wonder why there is such a powerful thing in this world... But for the current Yuan Yuanyuan, the importance of this thing is as important as the notes she took in her English class that year. Sex is the same.
The big things of survival are in front of you, so although this booklet looks like some kind of bizarre thing made by avid 2D enthusiasts, enough to make anyone who sees it feel ashamed, Yuan Yuanyuan is still very much. Seriously write down every point that comes to mind.
She pointed at the male characters on it one by one with a pen, looking at them carefully and thinking hard about what aspect of them attracted her.
When a very serious problem is presented to you - if you are not welcomed, you will die. Then at this time, you will be thinking about a problem more seriously than ever before.
Why do people really love a virtual character so much?
Yuan Yuanyuan was lying on the bed, still lighting her 50-watt lamp at the head of the bed. While biting the pen, he looked at the writing on the notebook and pointed with the expression of buying cabbage in the market.
Well, let's talk about this first. Although this guy has a handsome face, his family is rich, and he has good martial arts.
But! He's a blind man! Blind people have a hard time getting a blind date these days, but how can this blind man make me like him so much?
Yuan Yuanyuan gritted her teeth and looked at the name on the notebook, her expression could be called a love-hate relationship. She thought hard about whether her charisma could match this blind man, then angrily crossed out the name and looked at the next one.
And this... The facial expressions are almost frozen, the mood swings are almost non-existent, and I can't say a word for half a year, except for a face, there is nothing, why am I so obsessed with him?
Yuan Yuanyuan thought about it for a long time, and even tried to convince herself... Is it okay to not like this person?
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Yuan Yuanyuan... slammed her head into her pillow all of a sudden.
No, the concubine can't do it.
...
You see, these male characters are so awesome. It deeply captured your heart and made you willingly pay for them and pay tribute.
If Yuan Yuanyuan also "created" such a person... How can he compare to these characters?
Yuan Yuanyuan wrote one word after another in the notebook.
The life experience is miserable, gentle and kind, self-improvement, never betray...
Iceberg type, sick girl type, enchanting type...
He looks good, looks good, has long legs, and has a nice voice...
Line after line of vocabulary was placed in the notebook. It's like a dazzling array of products on the shelf, waiting for people to choose.
After finishing the preliminary arrangement, Yuan Yuanyuan glanced from top to bottom. In the end, I was surprised to find out... hey? My own aesthetic seems to be pretty good...
Ahem...that's not the point.
She rolled over and got off the bed. Find a mirror and put it in front of you. Pick up the book and compare it with yourself seriously.
——Isn’t there such a sentence? Would you like a gender-transformed self?
Yuan Yuanyuan scanned each word from top to bottom. Then compare it to yourself. Every time she looked at a word, she paused and then looked at herself in the mirror.
Miserable life.
Although she has had a hard time in the past two years, she was neither exterminated nor caught to transform her into a human being.
Her childhood was very dull, just like the childhoods of all children, there was no difference.
OK The male supporting role is a big killer for attracting fans. For him, it has no effect. This can be passed, and the next one.
Gentle and kind.
Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the word, and then looked at herself in the mirror. After repeating this several times, she crossed out the word with a red pen on the notebook...
Sometimes she gets soft-hearted.
But most of the time, she is actually... a rather indifferent and numb person.
Iceberg type, sick girl type, enchanting type...
After two hours of self-examination, Yuan Yuanyuan collapsed on the bed exhausted, not wanting to move at all.
She had to admit. She is just an ordinary house girl. There is nothing to attract attention.
If put in a real comic, her character is a character who can't survive for three episodes... Well, maybe before dying, she will give the protagonist a good show "People must work hard to live, or else they will die." will become like her," in an educational speech.
...So what to do then? Can we only rely on editing?
Make up a character design? Make up an unwarranted "tragic childhood"?
Yuan Yuanyuan...I don't want to make up some unwarranted things. To be precise, she didn't want to get involved in this matter at all.
However, she felt that as a woman, she was actually quite lucky. She can list such a large number of attractive male characters, and can also analyze their attractive points one by one. If it were another boy, he might be blinded by now.
If it is replaced by a straighter straight man, they will come up with ways to increase their popularity - for example, to develop the muscles of King Billy, or to work hard to improve their masculinity...
According to Yuan Yuanyuan's personal aesthetic, this may make them die even worse.
Editing is actually a very unreliable thing. The original circle is still known.
Even if you haven't experienced it yourself, in a world where information is so developed
Era
, also saw a lot of
Entertainment
things inside.
Facts have proved that the last ones who die are the worst. Once the character is broken, the angry fans will let you know what the fear of being deceived is.
Fuck~ It's set by the white lotus character, and finally if someone finds out that it's a white lotus bitch. What a thing that people who eat melons like to see...
Fuck~ It was set up by a knowledgeable person, and finally people found out that it was an illiterate. What a thing that people who eat melons like to see...
fuck~
Cough, stop.
Yuan Yuanyuan likes to eat melons, but does not like to be eaten up.
She felt that as soon as the interview in Jiqiu came out, it seemed like it had become a large-scale reality show, and it was broadcast anywhere, anytime, around the world.
Take a look at the stars who are still living in the entertainment industry after many years - although they have some characters in them, but these characters are extremely close to themselves.
The performance of the true character will neither be tired nor worry about the lava-like anger of fans after the collapse.
...then what is my true performance?
A man who hides in the house all year round, is so poor that he has no money to eat, and who knows nothing about the world of monsters... a dead house?
Yuan Yuanyuan put down the notebook in her hand, sighed, and walked to the window, watching the pedestrians coming and going outside.
If necessary... she might really want to fuck~ a character, fuck~ a character that has nothing to do with her at all.
A very dangerous move.
After all, Jiqiu's comics can better reflect a person's true character than reality shows.
Yuan Yuanyuan sighed and put the notebook away.
...
"By the way, Miss Yuanyuan, have you been at work recently? Why did you suddenly become so rich?"
Xiaoying looked at the pork ribs soup that Yuan Yuanyuan came over, and asked with a look of surprise.
"Well, going to work means going to work. But money doesn't count, and I'm still so poor now." Yuan Yuanyuan explained, "But this month's utility bills have been settled."
"Oh, that's really gratifying." Xiaoying took the pork rib soup, "Looking at the way you have been living, Miss Yuanyuan, I thought you might die tragically on the street one day..."
"...How do you talk to a little brat?" Yuan Yuanyuan gave Xiaoying a white look, and then pretended to inadvertently ask, "Have you... been reading comics secretly?"
Xiaoying was obviously taken aback. He covered Yuan Yuanyuan's mouth and waved his hand, "Don't let my mother hear it."
"Isn't that just peeking at comics? I think I read romance novels in high school and fought countless guerrilla battles for my mother." Yuan Yuanyuan pretended not to care, "What comics do you like most?"
"Well, in the case of comics, those magazines are popular in the class recently, "Reading Comics", "Dreamman" or something." Xiaoying said quietly.
Oh... Yuan Yuanyuan nodded and didn't ask any further.
She looked at the figure of Xiaoyingduan's ribs entering the house, and her ears echoed the roar of Xiaoying's mother last night when she found out that the ribs were missing...
After Yuan Yuanyuan received her first salary, she went to a clothing store with the salary, bought several clothes, and then secretly made a detour home. He looked in the mirror and changed his clothes for a long time.
A very eye-catching face, with several expressions frequently changed on his face.
Some are gentle, some are cold, some are happy, some are sad...
After changing countless expressions, Yuan Yuanyuan suddenly rubbed her face and looked at the man in the mirror.
...The face at this time is Yuan Yuanyuan's most familiar expression, commonly known as ... dead fish eyes.
Damn... don't even have any expression that is pleasing to the eye.
Yuan Yuanyuan thought about it for a long time, until her hair turned white.
Humans, why do they deceive each other like this...
Yuan Yuanyuan finally rubbed her face and let herself return to her original appearance.
She looked at the ceiling and was dazed for a long time.
...It's tiring to pretend to be someone else after living a lifetime.
Yuan Yuanyuan closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep.