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    Chapter 84

    What Sister Lizi brought was a bunch of snacks. When Yuan Yuanyuan went over to look at them, she was stunned to see what kind of snacks they were.

    Basically they are made into flower-shaped pastries...Every kind of pastry looks delicious, just like the messy pastries written in ancient novels, Yuanyuanyuan read

    Red House

    When was dreaming, read the part about eating back and forth ten times.

    Oh...Look at that, the transparent skin looks like lotus petals, it looks delicious.

    Before Yuan Yuanyuan could finish reading it, she was stuffed into her mouth by Sister Lizi. Tears were streaming down her eyes. She was deeply aware of how cruel things a poor man must face to survive in this world. , for example...you can't eat delicious food.

    "Where did you buy this from?" Yuan Yuanyuan asked, wondering if she could save money to eat once a month...

    "I didn't buy this, this is... I brought it from home. I just went back to my hometown." Sister Lizi said, "It will be Siqun's birthday in a few days. He liked to eat this when he was a child. I will go home this time. When I saw there were leftovers, I brought a bunch back."

    Yuan Yuanyuan's chewing action gradually slowed down, and the four groups hidden in the wine jar were drawn out by the smell. As soon as the box was opened, the whole house was full of flowers, and the four groups swayed from the wine jar. walked out from the inside, then carefully took the box, sat in the corner and started to open the box...

    "What's your birthday in a few days?" Yuan Yuanyuan got close to Siqun, and reached out and took a piece from the box to eat, "I don't know when you were born."

    "Next, next week." The four groups whispered.

    Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the furry back of Siqun's head and asked, "How do you usually celebrate your birthday? By the way, do you actually have a birthday..."

    Siqun stuffed food into their mouths and answered Yuan Yuanyuan in a low voice, "Eat, eat noodles..."

    "Longevity noodles?"

    "Also, I have to eat eggs..."

    He and Yuan Yuanyuan wiped out a box of food in one night.

    When she was about to leave in the morning, Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the four groups and suddenly said, "There is a different way to celebrate birthdays. When it's your birthday, I'll bring you something else. ."

    The four groups looked at Yuan Yuanyuan, Yuan Yuanyuan inexplicably felt that his eyes were sparkling, that flash...

    "Sweet, do you like sweet things?" Yuan Yuanyuan was horrified by his staring at him. She thought to herself that there was a newly opened cake shop downstairs. This month's promotion was discounted. She just paid her salary again, almost Can buy a cheap fruit cake...

    The four groups nodded sharply.

    Yuan Yuanyuan silently helped him stabilize his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and then rushed out the door...

    I always feel...Since the word "bring things" was uttered, the four groups became extraordinarily excited.

    ...

    The next day, Yuan Yuanyuan went out with Xiaoying and the others next door. Li Xin hasn't met Yuan Yuanyuan ever since Yuan Yuanyuan was stripped of his vest. Yuan Yuanyuan thought he had scared others, but who knew that Li Xin seemed to get used to it when they met again. good.

    The three of them went to a nearby park. Usually, there is a place where a bunch of old men and women exercise or walk their dogs. There is a lake there, a small wooden pavilion in the center of the lake, and a promenade. Many people usually go there. Take pictures there, and this time they are going there too.

    When Yuan Yuanyuan squatted down to help Li Xin put on the clothes she had brought from the pub, Xiaoying was still curious about the clothes for a while, she touched the clothes and kept saying, "This is a monster. Did you wear it?"

    "Yes, I washed it for you, don't worry." Yuan Yuanyuan put a set of clothes on Li Xin.

    When they got to the pavilion, they were dumbfounded.

    At some point in the pavilion, there were already a group of uncles and aunts who were singing operas. Everyone was wearing that kind of Peking Opera clothes.

    The three of them stood outside, stunned by the cold wind, and finally Yuan Yuanyuan said, "So what about those who sang Qin Opera with loud speakers? Qin Opera has never done Peking Opera?"

    "...Wait a while, this time, it will be over in an hour at most." Li Xin said, so the three of them sat blankly outside the pavilion and looked there.

    Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the uncles and aunts who sang Beijing opera, and gradually became in a daze. Although she didn't understand what the show was, she felt a little interesting when she saw it, and she read it.

    On the stage, it seems that a woman married a heartless man, and then the woman was sad and weeping.

    The articulation of words in Peking Opera is very strange, and there are many words that are not used in daily life, so Yuan Yuanyuan can't understand it very well. She just looked at the aunt who was singing and made up stories in her heart.

    For example, this woman once made a vow of eachother with the man... For example, the man never looked back after he rose to prominence...

    When Yuan Yuanyuan was thinking about it, she suddenly heard Li Xin whispering next to her, "Sister Yuanyuan, be careful recently."

    "Ah?" Yuan Yuanyuan didn't hear clearly and asked again.

    "I mean, be careful." Li Xin repeated helplessly, she said, "I think you monsters are going to have a big accident recently..."

    Yuan Yuanyuan saw Xiaoying tugging at Li Xin quietly, and Li Xin glared at Xiaoying.

    "Cough cough." Yuan Yuanyuan pretended to clear her throat, she looked at Li Xin and said, "Why do you say that?"

    "Isn't everything that happened in "Yao Ji" true." Li Xin said, "Since it is true, the nature is not the same as the random drawing... I read the second volume, the cartoonist seems to want to If you do something big, I think it will take a few more years for your demon world... no, a year, maybe it will be messed up, you first find a more secure thigh."

    "How do you see it?" Yuan Yuanyuan's interest came up, she looked at Li Xin and asked.

    "That cartoonist named Jiqiu... The purpose of drawing this comic is not simple, I always feel that his purpose is not pure... It seems that he is trying to turn over old accounts. Since the second volume came out, this feeling has been completely subtle, I think He wants to entrain the private goods and write it in the comics." Li Xin said.

    Yuan Yuanyuan thought to herself, she actually felt that way too...

    If it wasn't for knowing that there was indeed no monster or person called "Jiqiu" in the war that year, she would have doubted which old senior this Jiqiu was who participated in the war. It seemed that he was well acquainted with what happened back then.

    Yuan Yuanyuan was an ant living in the center of a storm, and it was useless to think so much now. It's not decadent, it's really useless, she wants to understand it herself, just from the fact that she hasn't seen Jiqiu's true face so far, and people even know her daily life clearly, you can know that she is not at all. Can't play people.

    However, Yuan Yuanyuan still wanted to ask what other people thought, especially those who were not in it and had big brains. She leaned back and asked, "Then you say... whose thigh should I hug?"

    "It must be Faning, it's still a question. But don't rush to hug your thighs... It's just that you appeared in the comics once, and many people still remember it, what if one day you get on again? Do?" Li Xin said.

    "You mean that if I get on again, I'll hurry up and hug Faning's thigh... That makes sense." Yuan Yuanyuan nodded.

    Li Xin's thoughts are exactly the same as hers. They are the thoughts of ashes fans who follow the natural development of comics...

    "What about... Yuan? Why don't you go and hug Yuan's thigh?" Xiaoying asked suddenly.

    Yuan Yuanyuan saw Li Xin pinching Xiaoying again, she cleared her throat in embarrassment...

    Li Xin turned his head, hesitated for a few seconds, and then said, "That Yuan... Actually, Xiaoying and I thought it was pretty good, but now I'm a little hesitant to watch the plot..."

    Yuan Yuanyuan waited for her to continue talking.

    Li Xin thought about it for a while, as if she was organizing language. She organized it for a while, and suddenly raised her hand and pointed at the uncle and aunt who were singing in the opposite pavilion, and said, "That person... how do you say, I feel a little out of the way. ."

    "I feel that he will save the monsters that are pleasing to the eye, but he will not care about the monsters that are not pleasing to the eye, but sometimes he will not care about the ones that are pleasing to the eye, and he will also care about the monsters that are not pleasing to the eye... Uh , doesn't it sound crazy for me to say that?"

    "It's a bit...but isn't it good?" Yuan Yuanyuan whispered.

    "This is a pretty crazy monster, but he and I and Xiaoying have met once or twice. I can't say that he is not good...Isn't he painted in the comics to sing as a spy?" Li Xin said, "Singing. The person who is a man feels unkind, and it is not the same on stage and off stage. After all, he has to play different people every day, and he has also been a spy. If he is serious in private, it will be meaningless..."

    The singers in the pavilion had stopped. The aunt who played the bitter girl and the uncle who played the heartless man changed their clothes, and the two walked together lovingly. It turned out that it was the old couple singing.

    "An actor who can be a spy chief is a scary monster with strong psychological quality no matter what you think... Although I think he is really good to Miss Sister, this person may be controlled by Miss Sister, so you can also consider this person, Sister Yuanyuan, you have the combination of a royal sister and a fool, you will definitely be able to conquer him." Li Xin patted Yuan Yuanyuan's shoulder, very sincere.

    Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the two uncles and aunts who were walking together, looked at them, and was a little dazed.

    "What you said, it seems that there is no one who can be a little sincere in this world. Anyway, consider the species diversity of the heaven and the dynasty." Yuan Yuanyuan said.

    "The actors are unrighteous. This sentence was passed down by the old man. I don't believe that there are good actors who are sincere and still alive in this world. This is like saying that Xiaoying and I are alone every day, and we can still study well. It's contradictory. Look at how miserable Comrade Dieyi is, if You Yuan is so smart, it won't be so miserable, right?" Li Xin said.

    Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the pavilion and thought to herself, but, he is really miserable.

    ...She got up and followed Li Xin and Xiaoying to the pavilion, and suddenly felt panicked again.

    In fact, in the comics, who is not acting, and who is not having a lot of words to say.

    Yuan Yuanyuan felt that she was quite hypocritical, for example, she didn't dare to say "Yuan = her".

    She can say anything that is hidden in her heart, but this one cannot, it will be rotten in her bones and will be taken to hell.

    ...

    Friday of the second week was a rainy morning.

    When Yuan Yuanyuan got up, she thought that today was the birthday of the four groups. When she went downstairs, she ordered a fruit cake to give to the four groups when she was going to work.

    On this day, the sky in City C was particularly gloomy, and there was thunder all the time, and the sky turned red when it finally hit.

    Yuan Yuanyuan, who was sleeping at home, covered her ears with a pillow. She was completely drowsy, and she didn't feel the shock of the hidden mirror on her chest at all.

    This...she stayed up all night last night, and now she even dreams of a bunch of sorcery terms...

    "Why is it so noisy outside today?" When Sister Lizi came out, she heard the noise outside. As soon as she finished saying these words, she heard the sound of "da da da" coming from behind. Looking back, she was surrounded by four Qun's bright eyes were startled...

    "What are you doing, brother?" Sister Lizi roared.

    "I, I want to go out and have a look." The four groups said brightly.

    "Go, go..." Sister Lizi stammered.

    She looked at the figures of the four groups of Pidianpidian and thought to herself what happened? Why are the four groups of people so excited today?

    The four groups rushed to the front of the pub. He heard that Yuan Yuanyuan was going to give him a birthday surprise last week, so he waited for a full week... He got up early this morning and changed into new clothes. Then move a small bench to sit in the kitchen and wait.

    When he arrived at the hall, he saw a group of young ladies in beautiful clothes standing in the center of the hall. Everyone was dressed up, and the scene looked extraordinarily grand.

    These little sisters didn't move at all, just stood quietly. From time to time, monsters came over. Gradually, almost all the taverns poured wine in front of them, and all the female monsters who were lighting incense came.

    The four groups watched this scene and were silent for a minute...

    Then, he suddenly became excited, and his eyes were sparkling.

    Is this a gathering to celebrate?

    Could it be... this is my birthday present!

    Suddenly there was a loud roar in front, "Everyone kneel down! Don't get up, all stay honest!"

    There was a scream in the hall, and all the young ladies knelt down with their heads in their arms, and the whole scene suddenly became weird.

    ...

    Yuan Yuanyuan got up in a daze, picked up the small mirror and looked at it, suddenly dumbfounded, there were hundreds of messages on it.

    "Lord Yuan! An outside monster has now broken into City C! At present, their leader, we know that it is a white snake monster, and now these monsters are wandering in the city wantonly, we ask for your help!"

    ...

    A white snake suddenly appeared at the front,

    He looked at all the monsters in front of him that had already knelt down, and continued to shout, "Are there any more? If there are any, call them all out for me!"

    The four groups standing in the dark corner behind looked at the long, long white snake and were silent for two seconds.

    His eyes were covered under the bangs, casting a shadow, and he couldn't see his expression, and his mouth was pursed like a sharp blade.

    ...

    After half a minute, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes sparkling and frightening...

    Long, long, long, long... a noodle!

    Could it be... this is my birthday present!

    "...Who is that monster over there? It looks so disgusting." said a dog-legged man next to the white snake.

    "Bring him here!" White Snake gave an order, and several little monsters came over in four groups.

    The four groups were brought over with bright faces.

    Yes, come to the front!

    Could it be... this is my birthday present!

    After that, White Snake looked at the four groups and thought it was really annoying, so he swallowed him in one bite.

    The four groups looked at the big mouth of the white snake with a bright face.

    Could it be... this is my birthday present!

    ...

    "Fuck, what's the matter? Why is it so scary down here?" Yuan Yuanyuan was lying on the roof, looking downstairs with the discounted fruit cake downstairs in her hand.

    When she saw the white snake swallowing the four groups, it froze into a statue on the roof...

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