Chapter 3

Jing Yuwen turned his head and met Xiang Siye's thin-lipped face. He thought that this person had helped him just now, so he couldn't be too fierce, so he squeezed out a half smile: "Why?"

Xiang Siye tilted his head: "Do you live on campus?"

Jing Yuwen felt inexplicable, what did it have to do with him if he couldn't live on campus?

"Don't stop."

"understood."

After finishing speaking, Xiang Sinye sorted out his textbooks as if he was nothing.

On the podium, Liu Ping had memorized the list of classmates who wanted to live on campus, and left a message, "Don't mess around, I'll go to the office and send the list to your head teacher."

All the classmates responded obediently. As soon as Liu Ping stepped out of the door, they turned on the chat mode. On the first day of school, the grade director usually made rounds, so they did not dare to speak too arrogantly.

Jing Yuwen scolded 10,000 idiots to Siye in his heart, and turned around to continue talking to Fan Jia.

"My name is Jing Yuwen, and we will be at the same table from now on."

Fan Jia smiled: "Yes, please take care of me in the future. My name is Fan Jia."

Fan Jia stretched out a hand of friendship, and Jing Yuwen immediately understood that this was a handshake, so he hurriedly pulled out a hand to show courtesy.

But before the hand could reach it, his ass was kicked again.

He turned around: "What are you doing?"

Xiang Siye smiled, his eyes shifted from Jing Yuwen to Fan Jia: "My name is Xiang Siye."

Then he leaned against the edge of the table, reached out and shook hands with Fan Jia.

Fan Jia smiled: "My name is Fan Jia, I've heard of you, you are always in the top three in the city, why did you come to class five this time?"

Xiang Siye withdrew his hand: "I had a fever in the two days of the final exam, so I didn't pass the exam."

"Your reputation has spread to the experiment. My classmates all say that there is a scholar in No. 5 Middle School, but they all say that you are aloof and cold, and now it seems that you get along very well."

Xiang Siye glanced at Jing Yuwen in his eyes, and then flashed back quickly. It was almost impossible to notice it. He smiled: "It's not cold, I'm just too lazy to talk nonsense."

Jing Yuwen pouted, too lazy to talk nonsense? Every sentence is nonsense, right!

The two of you talked like this, and Jing Yuwen became an idle person.

He raised his eyebrows, and finally understood Xiang Siye's thoughts. He just wanted to chat with beautiful girls. This guy is sincere, and he even played tricks. Thanks to his cleverness, this time he will be helping Xiang Siye. !

Jing Yu Wenxian was bored. He glanced at Siye's deskmate. It was a black and strong boy. This man was looking at the textbook without saying a word. He seemed rather introverted. Let's turn around and talk to the girl in front of you.

He was about to call the girl in front of him, but he got kicked in the ass again, damn, is this guy addicted to kicking?

Again and again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again and again, again and again, auntie can bear it, uncle can't bear it, he turned his head sharply: "Xiang Siye, you seem to have that serious illness? Is it comfortable to kick your butt?"

"Sorry, the legs are too long." Xiang Siye rested his chin in his palm, chuckled lightly, and said, "It's quite soft."

Jing Yu Wen's teeth were itchy, he licked his teeth, these three legs couldn't let Xiang Siye kick in vain, so he reached out and pinched Xiang Siye's face.

"Your face is also very soft, come, let the father kiss."

Xiang Siye was stunned for a while, then moved closer to him: "Well, let me kiss you."

He looked around, Fan Jia had an "I'm knocked" expression on his face, and even Xiang Siye's deskmate who was still reading a book raised his head and looked at them in disbelief. Only then did he realize that he Just because I was too angry, I mispronounced the last two words of "let the father pinch"!

Jing Yuwen swallowed and squeezed Xiang Siye's face with a slight force: "Go away, I said let me kiss, bah, let me pinch!"

After he finished speaking, he released his hand.

Xiang Siye's face was so white that it left a mark after being pinched lightly by Jing Yuwen. He smiled: "Why are you in a hurry? It's not that you won't be kissed."

Jing Yuwen glanced at him angrily: "Nervous."

After he finished speaking, he simply turned around and lay on the table to catch up on sleep.

When he woke up, there were two cans of Coke with water droplets on the table. He rubbed his eyes and looked up at Cosine. Cosine was talking to Xiang Siye, who was still holding a What is in the notebook.

Xiang Siye noticed that there were a pair of big eyes staring at him in the distance, raised his eyes to meet those eyes, he smiled, and raised his writing hand to greet Jing Yuwen.

Jing Yuwen thought this person was greeting Fan Jia, tapped Fan Jia's table with his fingers, and raised his chin towards Xiang Siye: "Xiang Siye is greeting you."

After he finished speaking, he took out the textbook and test questions for the next class, and flipped through it.

Fan Jia was doing a math problem. She looked blankly in the direction Jing Yuwen said. Standing in front of her was Xiang Siye, who was embarrassed.

The two smiled awkwardly at each other.

Then he said a few words to Siye and Cosine, closed the book and walked towards the last row. As soon as he was seated, Jing Yuwen felt that his butt was violated.

Jing Yuwen rolled up a test paper, turned around and knocked on Xiang Siye's head: "Are you fucking sick? Tell me about your long legs and I'll saw your legs!"

Xiang Siye chuckled lightly: "Long is the truth."

"Fuck me!"

Jing Yuwen raised his hand and planned to give Xiang Siye another shot. As soon as the rolled up test paper touched his hair, he raised his hand and gently grabbed Jing Yuwen's wrist.

Jing Yuwen shook off his hand and put his arm on his table: "What are you doing?"

Xiang Siye asked back, "What are you doing?"

Jing Yuwen's face was inexplicable. He now felt that Xiang Siye was not just pretending to be so simple, but he might even have some kind of mental illness.

Xiang Siye grabbed Jing Yuwen's wrist and moved forward, and glanced at Fan Jia's back.

Jing Yuwen understood, Xiang Siye was too excited after greeting the goddess.

He grabbed Xiang Siye's wrist and pulled it in front of him, then leaned into Xiang Siye's ear and whispered, "Don't be so excited, if you want to thank me, bring me a bag of potato chips in the afternoon, the original flavor."

Xiang Siye: ?

Xiang Siye was pushed away with a bewildered look, and then looked at the big fool in front of him and raised his eyebrows with a bewildered face, and finally the big fool turned around triumphantly.

The big fool himself is complacent at this time. He feels that he has never been so smart in his life, and he is simply a big smart!

He thought that he helped Xiang Siye today, how proud he was, so he picked up a can of Coke and put it on Xiang Siye's table.

"Well, thank you for helping me."

After he finished speaking, he turned back in a dignified manner.

Xiang Siye stared at Coke for a few seconds, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he put the Coke into the table.

Su Yan didn't let Jing Yuwen bring his cell phone to school. This morning was a torment for him. He didn't eat a few bites when he came home from school at noon, so he ran back to the bedroom and lay on the bed to play with his cell phone. it is good.

There are several unread messages on WeChat and Penguin. When he opened it, one of them was verified by a friend.

Nickname: J.

The avatar is a picture of Zhang Quanbai, and he does not say who he is.

Jing Yuwen passed this verification, clicked on the person's profile and saw that there were three letters in front of the WeChat number: wyj

He thought about it, Fan Jia! Among the people he knew today, only Fan Jia had the letter J in his name.

J. quickly sent a message to Jing Yuwen.

J.: .

scene:!

J.:!!

Jing Yuwen thought that it was really embarrassing to chat like this. His avatar was an all-black picture, which looked like a love head from the dialog box.

Jing: We are the same as lovers.

It took a while for the other side to reply.

J.: Hmm.

Jing Yuwen thought for a while, and felt as if he was teasing Fan Jia. Fan Jia was the goddess of Xiang Siye. Although Xiang Siye was like a fool, he was a gentleman.

Jing: What do you think of Xiang Siye?

The other side came back after a few minutes.

J.: Good.

Jing: That's not ordinary. He's handsome and has good grades. Although he didn't do well in the test this time, he's still a bit pretentious...

Jing: But he's really good. It's fate to be assigned to a class with him, isn't it?

After sending this sentence, Jing Yuwen smiled with satisfaction. He felt that he was so generous. He was kicked so many times in the morning by that bastard Xiang Siye, and now he can even help him flirt with his sister regardless of the previous suspicion. Damn, He Jing Yuwen is simply the most generous in the world!

The opposite side suddenly became quiet, and there was no reply after a few minutes. Jing Yuwen felt that Fan Jia must be thinking about her and Xiang Siye's affairs, so let's not bother. He cut out the dialog box and saw another person's message. information.

Cos: Lord Jing, have you added you to God?

Jing Yuwen didn't remember that he had added this person. After looking through his circle of friends, he found out that this person was Cosine. Cosine's previous name was "A String Fish". .

Jing: Why did you change your name?

Cos: Ah, speaking of names, my roommate told me a joke today.

Cos: My name is Cosine, which is the Cos in mathematics. I said at the same table that there was a man named Cosine in the past. When he went out to play, he became a cosplay.

Cos: Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Lord Jing, isn't it funny?

scene:......

This, Jing Yuwen suddenly felt a little cold. After knowing Cosine for so long, it was the first time that he found that Cosine's laugh was so strange.

Cos: Seriously, Lord Jing, have you added you to God?

Jing: Why did he add me? Fan Jia did add me.

Cos: No, he asked me for a WeChat account this morning, and he added me at noon, saying that he had something to do with you, so he passed your WeChat account and Penguin account.

Jing: Xiang Siye has a problem with his brain, haven't you seen it clearly?

Cosine hasn't replied yet, but J. has returned a message.

J.: Do you really think so?

Jing Yuwen typed a reply immediately.

Jing: Of course, Xiang Gou is definitely the best candidate for the other half!

J.: Well, I think so too.

When Jing Yuwen saw Fan Jia's agreement, he couldn't help laughing and said in his heart: I'm just a contemporary Yue Lao, this guy Xiang Siye owes me a big favor this time.

No one wants to chat with him now. He opened the Penguin account and took a look. J. also added his Penguin account. Because he chatted on WeChat just now, he didn’t say anything more on the Penguin account. After agreeing, he called a few times. The game, unknowingly slowly fell asleep.

In a minimally furnished bedroom, the boy was sitting at the desk, holding a mobile phone in his hand. He kept pressing his white thumb to go back. After a while, he entered again. There were half-written math questions on the table. There is also a can of Coke next to it, and a photo of a kindergarten.

The man wearing the white bluetooth headset pushed open the bedroom door, walked slowly to the boy, and glanced at the Coke on the table: "Don't you drink?"

The boy was still staring at the phone, his voice faint: "He gave it."

The man glanced at the boy's mobile phone screen and chuckled: "Yo, I added it? You're good to go, is it useful to read his information a hundred times? Can he be your person? Why don't you read the book a hundred times? , and gain some knowledge."

The boy turned off the screen of his mobile phone and looked back at the man: "So far, there is not much knowledge to increase."

The man raised his eyebrows: "Brother, when can we stop pretending?"

"It's just the truth," the boy smiled. "Why did you come back early? Isn't there still a show?"

"My Farewell My Concubine was replaced by my mother's Mu Guiying, and I have nothing to do with me in the capital. I will stay in Beicheng in the future."

"Oh."

The man sat on the head of the bed with his hands behind his back: "I advise you to act early, we won't be able to hide the grades when we come back, and I can't help you to stop the family law or something."

The boy glanced at the photo on the desk: "Brother, how did you and the teacher get together?"

The man smiled smugly: "It wasn't because he was stalking me. When he was in college, he could run over to find me across a campus. It was so annoying."

The boy raised his lips, as if he didn't believe what the man said: "Really?"

The man stood up and said as he walked out, "Of course."

He walked out with his head held high, until he closed the bedroom door, then put on a smiley face, facing the earphone: "I was wrong baby, I shouldn't distort the facts, kiss, I will never dare again. , Yesterday, I was neither light nor heavy, and I will send you something delicious in a while!"

In the bedroom, the boy was lying on the door eavesdropping on the man's confession. He shook his head, pretending that it might be ancestral.