Chapter 9 The head unit is assembled

Jiang Beiyan was stunned.

I have never seen this battle of capturing packets on the spot.

During this period, Jiang Beiyan didn't even dare to look up, and his tone couldn't help turning up a few degrees:

"Who? Who is it? You actually want to spank my junior brother Lu's ass. I advise you to stand up quickly, otherwise my Tanglang Quan is not a vegetarian."

refuse to admit.

Haha... what an unremarkable little genius.

Lu Nan was stunned for a moment, but did not expect him to be so... 250.

"Brother Lu, don't be afraid, there is a brother here. They don't dare to hit your buttocks." Jiang Beiyan patted him on the shoulder solemnly.

Lu Nan's brows twitched, and he asked faintly, "Up/hip?"

Jiang Beiyan stood still for more than ten seconds, and then silently zipped his mouth.

It's so fucking embarrassing... how can say it from heart?

To tell the truth, Lu Xuedi is indeed taller than others. It is estimated that he is an athlete. He exercises regularly to create such a perfect figure.

Lu Nan pretended nothing happened and looked at him: "Jiang Beiyan, do you have a special hobby?"

After a few words, Jiang Beiyan instantly had the idea of ​​returning to the west. He pressed his chest and said, "Xiaoxiong, I am wronged. I love life and like to help others. I am a thief of thought, a good young man of today, I..."

Lu Nan frowned and interrupted him: "Save some energy and climb the mountain."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

Is he disliked by his apprentice?

Jiang Beiyan sighed inaudibly, looking up to look at Lu Nan, but the sun was too dazzling to see Lu Nan's expression.

The higher you go up, the flatter you get, the more trees there are, and the cool breeze blows, which makes you a lot cooler.

When the two reached the top of the mountain, the members of the swimming club had already set up their tents, and they were all in groups of three and two, burning oil and preparing delicious food.

Some people also pick up dry branches nearby as firewood. Everyone has a clear division of labor and is well organized. Men and women are matched, and work is not tiring.

There was laughter from time to time.

Before he could catch his breath, Sun Wu "da da da" ran over and asked, "Xiaoxiong, why did you come here? Why didn't I answer so many calls to you?"

Lu Nan said: "Let him slow down, the school grass loves learning and ran to class."

After speaking, with his hands behind his back like a veteran cadre, Lu Nan said a word and went to find Yin Jun.

Sun Wu pointed in the direction that Lu Nan was going, and asked suspiciously, "Why did Lu Xuedi change his clothes?"

Jiang Beiyan: "How do I know, is there anything to drink? I'm so thirsty"

Sun Wu poked Jiang Beiyan's arm again, smiling very maliciously: "By the way, because you are late, junior, we have divided the tent for you. Now, did you see that pink tent?"

Jiang Beiyan looked in the direction of his fingers, and a pink tent with hello kitty printed on it stood far away in the woods, alone.

Jiang Beiyan asked curiously, "Why is that tent so far away, and your tents are all next to each other?"

Sun Wu quickly pulled him aside and whispered, "We all understand. After all, you and Lu Nanda are going to be close at night. You will be embarrassed considering we are here, so we put that tent far away."

Jiang Beiyan supported his forehead: "..."

Hehe...hehe...thank you so much.

"You don't need to thank us, we are all loyal fans of the North and South CPs." Sun Wu blinked, and he was very excited to promote a beautiful love, and his tone was a little excited.

Jiang Beiyan's mouth twitched: "Is it too late for me to go down the mountain now?"

want to go! Sun Wu dared to shout: "Xuedi Lu, the guy in your family wants to run away. He said he was angry with you, and now he wants to go down the mountain."

This roar attracted everyone's attention. Wherever there were melons, the crowds would go to eat melons.

The melon eater:

"Lu Nan is still not going to coax the school grass."

"Look at our school grass, my face is red with anger, go and hug him."

Lu Nan stuffed a handful of dead branches into the pit, and said calmly, "He blushed because of the heat."

"Fuck, Lu Xuedi, you can't be so cold, be careful that your daughter-in-law doesn't want you."

"Yes, yes, Gao Leng is cool, but you must be gentle with your other half."

"Come on, we're cooking here."

Yin Jun couldn't stand his waist with a smile. He sat next to Lu Nan and whispered:

"Stop pretending, you went down the mountain to pick up the school grass, and changed into a suit of clothes. Don't think I didn't know, you were wearing sports clothes more than an hour ago."

Lu Nan's cold eyes swept over: "After eating, I jumped a hundred times."

"Captain, you are avenging your personal revenge, your heart is so cruel." Yin Jun held his heart sadly: "Hmph, I won't play with you anymore."

the other side

Jiang Beiyan forcibly interrupted Sun Wu's tirade. He raised his hands in surrender: "President, go get busy, I want to pee and look in the mirror."

As Sun Wu, who just joined the forum last week, he has always been on the front line of eating melons. Their swimming club has also established a fan group called "Press the Head Plan". As the name suggests, they want to press their heads together and kiss to satisfy Everbright fans the masses.

Not long after the fan group was created, there were already more than 4,000 members, which ruined Sun Wule.

Sun Wu held back his laughter, nodded and said, "Hahaha, okay, I'm going to ask Lu Xuedi to come and accompany you."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

When Sun Wu was far away, Jiang Beiyan sat paralyzed on the grass and whispered, "What the hell, I'm a straight man, I can't be a straight man."

There was a mass of air in his chest, Jiang Beiyan held his head up to the sky and screamed: "It's too difficult."

Hoarse, full of bitter tears.

When can clean up the name of this gay guy! ! !

His actions, in the eyes of Chi Guayou, were heartbroken, and Lu Nan was heartbroken.

The crowd stared at Lu Nan with righteous indignation, and those eyes could tie Lu Nan into a sieve in minutes.

"Brother Lu, you have disappointed us too much."

"The school grass is crying so heart-wrenchingly, you are not moved."

"My poor school grass baby, it really makes my sister feel distressed."

Lu Nan: "..."

Lu Nan glanced at Jiang Beiyan, guessing that he was troubled by the tent, so he should take him away from here now, otherwise he would really become a scumbag.

"Jiang Beiyan, follow me to pick up firewood." Lu Nan frowned and shouted loudly.

"..." Jiang Beiyan sighed: "Come on!"

There is still a sense of responsibility to help each other collectively. Everyone is busy, and it is not a good thing for him to sit there. Jiang Beiyan walks with Shi Shiran and follows Lu Nan to pick up firewood in the woods.

After lunch, the members of the swimming club did field physical training in the woods, breathing in the breath of nature while exercising, which is not a kind of fun.

There are still unknown birds in the woods, singing in unison, adding liveliness to the silent woods and making it less dull.

Jiang Beiyan was holding a bamboo pole and fishing for lobsters in the ditch. Everyone was training, and the task of eating shrimp at night fell on Jiang Beiyan.

In the white bucket, there is already half a bucket of crayfish. As a professional shrimp fishing household, Jiang Beiyan thinks it is so easy.

Jiang Beiyan grew up in the countryside since he was a child. It was common practice to climb trees to dig out bird nests and go down rivers to touch turtles.

Because of the simplicity of catching shrimp, Jiang Beiyan rested his chin with one hand, lamenting how boring it is to have no mobile phone.

At this time, a green snake with bamboo leaves fell from the green bamboo, just in front of Jiang Beiyan.

"Clap", a blue shadow.

When Jiang Beiyan took a closer look, the hairs all over his body stood up, and he got goosebumps.

Jiang Beiyan is not afraid of the sky, not afraid of the earth, but afraid of snakes. was scared to death... Seeing this kind of animal Jiang Beiyan was always frightened and his soul trembled.

Jiang Beiyan was terrified and shouted, "Mom, who will save the school grass, I'm afraid of snakes."