Chapter 53 Old Embarrassment

The whole family was lively because of his mother's voice alone. Xu Shi hadn't seen Jiang Beiyan for too long. His mother kept talking, and there was some incoherence during the period.

There was a table of meals, including fish and meat. His father was in a good mood and poured a small glass of white wine to drink.

Jiang Beiyan sat in front of the table, smelling the smell long ago made a greedy worm in his stomach, he stretched out his hand to steal it, and his father patted the back of his hand and handed him the chopsticks.

His father smiled and said, "There's no formality. If your mother sees it, she will train you for a long time."

"By the way, how are your classmates doing in Yanyan? Have you bullied others? Don't guess that you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Your classmates must be taking care of you."

His mother was carrying a large pot of winter melon and sparerib soup. Seeing this, Jiang Beiyan took it with discernment and placed it in the middle of the table.

Afterwards, Jiang Beiyan's eyes flashed, and he said nonsense: "Oh! His grades are very good... However, I haven't had time to celebrate for him because I'm in a hurry to catch the train."

Her mother gave him a bowl of vegetables: "You kid is so worldly, you really don't know what to do, it's still time, you go to B city to eat and live in other people's homes, you, your classmates are also from Ancheng, next time you call your classmates home , Mom made a table of delicious food to thank others, can you hear me clearly?"

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

If a person really came to the door, with the character of a wolf cub, seeing his parents will definitely kneel down and beg the two elders to make them together, you two will definitely faint on the spot.

Thinking of the scene of the Shura Field, Jiang Beiyan just lowered his head to cook, and his body was tense, for fear that his mother's fiery eyes would see something on him.

Daddy Jiang compared his chopsticks and signaled to hurry up to eat the food, otherwise the food would not be so delicious and tasteful when it was cold.

His mother looked at his father, and then at Jiang Beiyan: "Look, you have only been half a semester, how come you have lost so much weight? You used to be so cute and fat, eat more, this braised pork is your grandma Raised black pork is better than outside."

Jiang Beiyan paused and said helplessly, "Mom, if I get fatter, no one will want me."

Mother Jiang said: "Nonsense, how can you be so handsome that no one wants you? When you were in school, you had more and more love letters in your schoolbag. "

Speaking of this, the Jiang family's parents laughed heartily, and they were very happy and warm.

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

He really wanted to ask how his parents knew about this, but he couldn't open his mouth, it was a shame to be an old man.

Dad Jiang couldn't help but mutter a few words: "You should say a few words less, save some face for the children, who didn't do a few stupid things when they were young."

Jiang's mother rolled her eyes at him: "Your young son likes beautiful things since he was a child, and he talks about his beautiful sister every day. I remember that he used to say that he met a beautiful younger brother in city A, and he was looking for someone to play with every three days. Calling people in my dreams."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

Have it?

no!

As soon as he got home, he would be exposed by his mother, and the school herbal medicine was really depressing.

"Once, you came back crying and said that you were forcibly kissed by your beautiful younger brother, do you remember this?" His mother hooked the corner of her mouth and glanced meaningfully at Jiang Beiyan.

Jiang Beiyan experienced social death again: "..."

After being forcibly kissed that time, he was very sad. In addition, he drank too much ice Coke, so he sat on the toilet and cried and had diarrhea. As a result, his fart/stock got stuck in it because he sat too deep, and his parents went out to buy vegetables. Crying and crying alone, voice is hoarse - really answer the phrase "Tiantian should not be"

It was the elder brother who came back and saw that he personally rescued his younger brother from the misery in the way of "Sima Guang smashing the tank".

Afterwards, his parents got quite angry and asked his brother why he didn't pull your brother out and smashed the toilet. Unexpectedly, his good brother said that the younger brother was too heavy to pull.

Since then, the 15-year-old has left a deep shadow in his heart.

He also swore that if he encountered that little boy again, he would be beaten to the core.

This incident has also become the laughter of the Jiang family after dinner.

For example, now, the good parents of the school's herbal medicine pointed at the photo on the wall and smiled: "You said that our eldest son is such an honest and boring person, why did he not save his younger brother in the first place, but turned on the camera and took a historic photo. "

Daddy Jiang Xiaomi took a sip of white wine: "Beichen, he's called Mansao."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

He admires his parents from the bottom of his heart, keeps pace with the times, they even know the word sullen, admire and admire...

Back in the room, Jiang Beiyan picked up the pillow beside him, turned over and pressed his head hard. His whole face was buried in the quilt, unable to breathe... What should do? After being separated for only a few hours, he actually missed Lu Nan.

At this moment, Jiang Beiyan remembered Lin Er's words "Homophobia is the real deep cabinet"

tmd...Is this Lin Ergou's mouth open?

At eleven o'clock in the evening, his parents fell asleep. Lu Nan sent him a video call request at the time. Jiang Beiyan tiptoed out of bed and took out the bluetooth headset from his schoolbag, and he turned it on after everything was done.

Jiang Beiyan dressed properly, sat up and held up his mobile phone, while Lu Nan opened up at will, with no clothes on his upper body, revealing his beautiful figure.

Lu Nan seems to have taken a shower, and there are a few drops of water hanging on the Adam's apple at the neck, not to mention how sexy.

Lu Nan scratched his hair: "I miss you. Without you, the quilt would be icy cold, with no temperature at all."

Jiang Beiyan pursed his lips and pretended not to hear Lu Nan's words about lovesickness. Even if he tacitly agreed that the two of them were dating, it was impossible for them to develop so fast, so he only started to say nasty things the next day.

School Herbs said it was hard to do.

After talking to himself for a while, Lu Nan grieved and accused him: "Why am I talking, did you change your mind after returning home? Or is it that your reason is gradually coming back, and you regret being with me?"

His ears were hot, and Jiang Beiyan whispered, "I miss you too. It's not convenient for me to talk. My parents sleep next to me."

The nameless Lu Nan sighed softly. He kissed him across the screen and said, "Is there a son-in-law in your family? I want to go."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

"Invert/insert the door. When I see you, you are going to be inserted/in the ground. If you bend me, my parents will never let you go." Jiang Beiyan deliberately frightened him.

Lu Nan: "The conscience of heaven and earth, we both really love each other, it's not me who will bend you, how can you falsely accuse others, brother."

"Besides, I'm going to marry you into my Laolu family in the future. If your parents don't agree, I'll steal you. If you can't steal it, I'll go to the door and grab it. If you can't grab it, I'll go to your house and plug the door."

Seeing Lu Nan playing tricks on the screen, Jiang Beiyan couldn't help laughing: "Why don't you just marry into my family and be the daughter-in-law of our Jiang family?"

Lu Nan: "Are you sure you want to discuss this with me? Brother, are you sure you can check and balance me on the bed with your small body?"

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

The old face turned red, and a series of 108 kinds of play ran through his head spontaneously...

108 kinds of…

no repeats...

In the final analysis, Jiang Beiyan blamed Lin Er for taking him to see some island romance movies when he had something to do.