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    Chapter 51 The Downside suffers!

    The summer vacation plan announced by No. 1 Middle School is to take ten days off first, then start making up classes after the break, and finally take another three days off. On the surface, this seems to be a combination of work and rest, but the students complained, and the teachers were dissatisfied with the interruption of the holiday, and they had to bite the bullet and prepare the lesson plan.

    Meng Ye asked the coach for leave, explaining that the situation was to go back to his hometown to wish the old man his birthday. The coach couldn't say anything, but only told him to run at least ten kilometers every day if he had nothing to do.

    After the exam, the family set off with vigor and pride, and Xiaolong was fostered in the hardware store next door. Zhuang Xiangzi carried a large bag, Meng Xianren carried a small bag, Yu Meiqi carried a handbag, and Sister You waved the whip: "Hurry up, hurry up, haven't you eaten yet?"

    "..."

    This is all a family.

    Under the sun, Zhuang Shao was sweating and hurriedly stuffed his luggage into the bus, beginning to doubt Meng Ye's real purpose for inviting him to go with him.

    "Sister Ying, I want to drink water."

    Youying Nunuzui: "Meng Yemai has gone." Then he took Yu Na back to the air conditioner range. Zhuang Shao waited and hoped under the scorching sun, and finally brought Meng Ye back after a long while, but he bought a total of two bottles.

    "Your family's Huang Shiren, ah?" Zhuang Shao was so dizzy that his eyes darkened, "In such a hot day, four people buy two bottles of water?"

    The two fingers he raised were shoved by Meng Ye, and Meng Ye plausibly said, "If you don't mind me, I'll buy two more bottles. If you don't have good intentions, what will happen?"

    It turns out that my baby is distressed for me, not wanting to squander private money. Zhuang Shao deceived himself and believed: "Then it can't be just two bottles, how can we divide it."

    "They have a bottle and we have a bottle, how can we divide it?" Meng Ye got into the car confidently.

    "Come here?"

    You Ying and Yu Na sat in the front row and didn't even have a seat for them. They could only sit in the back. After sitting down, they received grapes and jelly from the kind-hearted people before and after.

    Through this incident, Zhuang Shaoshu deeply understood the meaning of the six words "a distant relative is not as good as a near neighbor". He turned the hem of his T-shirt upside down to wipe the sweat, scolding people in his heart while wiping, although the other two also scolded, but they were mainly aimed at Meng Ye.

    Meng Ye sneezed faintly next to him: "Who misses me..." Zhuang Shao turned his face away and looked at the exterior of the car.

    As a result, after the second sneeze, Meng Ye said, "Give me your school uniform jacket, I didn't bring it."

    Zhuang Shao resignedly turned it out and handed it to him. After putting it on, he rolled up his sleeves and sniffed at the cuffs, then turned his head and smiled at Zhuang Shao: "Don't say it smells good, your clothes are clean."

    Forget it, don't get mad at the fool. Zhuang Shao clutched his heart and throbbed alone. After throbbing, he asked, "Does your grandma's house have many rooms?"

    "Okay, there are seven or eight rooms."

    So many, it seems that the strategy can't succeed, and Zhuang Shao's heart is cold. As a result, Meng Ye counted with his fingers: "A kitchen, a chicken coop, a pig sty, a—"

    Zhuang Shao said stop, stop, I won't squeeze with the pig, right?

    Meng Ye said that there is no need, just squeeze with me!

    Come on, let's go.

    When Zhuang Shao arrived at the locality, he found that what Meng Ye said was true. My grandma's house is a two-story building built by myself in the countryside. The place is really big, and the layout is transparent and upright, but each room has a miscellaneous purpose. There are only three bedrooms that are really vacant. His grandma owns one, and the rest Two between them four points.

    At the age of seventy, Meng Ye's grandmother is still a good farmer, and she still has good ears and eyesight. As soon as people entered the door, she looked at Zhuang Shao, turned her face to face You Ying, and smiled like a flower: "Yingzha, are you married again?"

    Zhuang Shao was so shocked that he almost sprayed Meng Ye's face, and heard You Ying coy and modest: "Mom, what are you talking about, I'm about to menopause."

    The water still spewed out.

    "Look at what you said, his uncle Wang came to give me tofu yesterday, what does this have to do with never menopause."

    "It's almost okay, Mom, don't talk about the old king next door, it's disgraceful!"

    Meng Ye stopped this but failed to stop there, but You Ying was still very enthusiastic: "Aiya, Zhuang Shao is only eighteen, so it's inappropriate to leave it to me, it's almost the same for Yu Na!"

    Zhuang Shao said that it is impossible to make it impossible.

    Yu Na said hey, I haven't rejected it yet, what are you rejecting? Look down on me.

    "Oh," Grandma understood, turned her face and smiled and praised him, "My grandson-in-law is so handsome!"

    "..."

    Zhuang Shao understood where the family's character was inherited. But in a sense, it is not impossible to shout like this, so readily agree.

    The house is next to the road, with the front house and the backyard. The two-storey concrete building is connected to four tile-roofed houses behind it, which are the kitchen, chicken coop, pigsty and semi-modern bathroom. There is an earthen courtyard between the small building and the tile-roofed house. There is a stone-paved path in the courtyard. The left side of the path is the chicken playground, and the right side is the radish vegetable field.

    There wasn't much work for them to do when they first arrived. Zhuang Shao only listened to the family history of Meng Ye's popular science revolution in the afternoon, and then got to know the chickens, the small leafy vegetables in the family, and the big white pigs in the family.

    The chickens are five females and one male, the rooster is obviously really tired, and the cockscombs are all purple. Pigs belong to two males. They are either doing basic things or eating all day, and they are raised round and round. Zhuang Shao leaned on the fence and looked at them, but he didn't even feel that they smelled bad. After a long time, he even saw a little cuteness.

    Meng Ye pinched his nose and came to him: "You're almost smelling it, don't you know?"

    Zhuang Shao pointed at the one on the left: "Does it look like you?"

    "?"

    "The skin is pretty dark."

    Meng Ye said: "In such a simple place, don't force me to slap you."

    Zhuang Shao smiled: "It's very similar to you, snoring while sleeping, and still hugging the one next to you."

    Meng Ye rolled his eyes at the roof: "The language teacher said that you have no talent. I think she has no eyesight. You can wait a while and write a poem for these two pigs, believe it or not."

    Zhuang Shao smiled and pushed his head: "Don't be poor, go out for a walk."

    The two of them changed into clean clothes and went out. They walked slowly by the side of the road to the lively place. Along the way, they saw many old people who came back from the market with backpacks on their backs. Zhuang Shao likes this place in his heart: "Why haven't I heard you say your hometown is so good before."

    "Is this okay?" Meng Ye didn't understand, "It's a remote area, and there's not even a big supermarket. A few years ago, it was rumored that the highway would be built. Many villagers thought they were going to make a fortune, and they all guarded the one-third of their family's land and waited for compensation. As a result, there has been no movement for the past two years, and all those who are about the same age as us have gone out to work.”

    Zhuang Shao said: "Anyway, I like this kind of environment, and I am happy to live here for the rest of my life."

    Meng Ye couldn't help but laugh.

    "What about you?" Zhuang Shao suddenly turned his head and stared at him seriously.

    "I what?"

    "Would you like to?"

    Meng Ye thought that the young master was tired of living in the city, so let's not take it seriously and listen to the comic dialogue every now and then.

    "Of course I'm going to a big city, only big cities have competitions."

    Zhuang Shao thought about it and said it. When you have money, you can renovate your grandma's house. It's good to live in when you have time.

    Originally, Meng Ye thought that he said it casually, but who knew that after a few years, the words would come true. Especially Meng Ye's grandmother, why is it so difficult for him to think of a quiet life for a few days? How come there are two men who are not cheating with their own family? Later, he simply packed up and went to You Ying, leaving the house to the two of them to toss about.

    Not long after walking, an acquaintance recognized Meng Ye and greeted him, and he responded with a smile: "Hello, second aunt." The other party smiled and said, "Is your grandmother's grandson-in-law next to him? He's really handsome."

    Zhuang Shao was confused and didn't know how to explain it, so he could only smile and pretend to be dumb.

    I thought it was just an example. Who would have thought that after walking a few steps along the way, someone would look at him curiously, and occasionally say some weird things, such as he was handsome but he didn't seem tall enough, or he did look a bit like a certain person. A certain star is so cloudy.

    Confused, he walked to an activity center and finally found the source. His grandmother was sitting among a group of old people, nibbling on melon seeds and bragging in high spirits: "My grandson-in-law, tsk tsk, I'll show you guys another day. In terms of appearance, he looks like a movie star! In terms of stature, he is similar to that Yao Ming!"

    "..."

    Who is this family?

    Zhuang Shao turned around and left: "Go back and go back."

    Meng Ye was chasing after him and having fun: "Don't, let's go shopping! Don't you really like it here, do you want to retire here?"

    Zhuang Shao shouted: "Fuck away, hurry up!"

    All the way back home, Yu Na was still tidying up her room. She turned her head and told her brothers, "You don't need to tidy up? There are weasels at home, don't say I didn't warn you."

    Meng Ye said, "Why the hell are weasels still there? Wasn't there only mice last year?" How many fucking species are there in the murine family? Zhuang Shao thought to himself that I can't live in this place.

    In fact, the house is quite clean, but the surrounding environment is relatively primitive, so occasionally there will be one or two game... In addition, there are two big cats in the house. They usually play outside and come to eat when they are hungry. He also catches the mice in the fields, but last year when he dragged the spoils back to show off, he happened to run into Meng Ye.

    The room assigned to the two boys is on the easternmost side of the second floor, next to the highway, so it is relatively noisy at night, but it is bright and bright during the day. The two of them worked diligently to clean up for an hour, and they were too tired to be able to talk anymore, and lay their heads together on the mat.

    "Go, pour me a glass of water."

    "Drink and pour yourself."

    Kicking Zhuang Shao was fruitless, and Meng Ye got up cursing. After drinking it and handing it to Zhuang Shao, Zhuang Shao took it over without frowning. On the other hand, Meng Ye remembered that the same was true on the bus coming, and his heart was inexplicably numb for a second.

    Hey, once the thinking is not pure, nothing is pure.

    "Why don't you despise my saliva." He leaned closer and whispered his surprise.

    Zhuang Shao turned his head and frowned, "You despise me?"

    "That's not..."

    "That's why you asked me." Zhuang Shao said calmly, "I will dislike you when you dislike me. The effect of force is mutual."

    "?"

    "I usually don't ask this kind of question by studying physics more often."

    Hiss, Meng Ye nodded, feeling that there was some truth to it. All in all, you can continue to eat each other's saliva with peace of mind, and you don't need to have too much psychological burden, that's all.

    Zhuang Shao changed the subject: "Are there mosquitoes here at night?"

    Meng Ye squinted: "What nonsense is being said."

    "You know I'm most afraid of biting."

    "I know, you are the eldest young master and you are precious." He said impatiently, but then he crawled out of bed and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find electric mosquito coils. After finding them, put them on the bedside table, "Put it here at night, you can sleep on this end. ?"

    "Sleep separately?"

    "Yeah, don't you think I'm snoring?"

    Zhuang Shao shot himself in the foot and agreed with hatred.

    The first meal here is not easy. The bacon and the small potatoes are stuffy together, and then paired with the fried rice, can't wait to have a fragrant somersault in a bowl. Zhuang Shao ate twice as much as usual, and so did Meng Ye, he almost put his head in the rice bowl, and his chin was covered with rice.

    You Ying disliked: "Can you two stop being abused by me?"

    Yu Na whispered, "Mom, I also want to add another bowl."

    You Ying was so angry that she turned her head and went out to play cards. His grandmother was also going to dance with the old man, and the three of them were asked to take care of the dishes. As a result, Yu Na said Oops! My nails hurt. Meng Ye said oops! Me too.

    "It's your uncle." Zhuang Shao washed his face with a dark face.

    In the evening, Meng Ye said he wanted to go out for a jog and asked Zhuang Shao if he would go. Zhuang Shao said I should do the quiz at home. Meng Ye said yes, then you can feed the pigs at home.

    "Fuck." Zhuang Shao quit, "I'm your parent's worker?"

    Meng Ye, stop talking nonsense! Hey or not!

    "Fuck I can't!" Zhuang Shao was so angry that he changed into his sportswear and left, but Meng Ye almost didn't keep up: "Hey, don't you care about the pigs?!"

    "It's your uncle!"

    The two of you scold me and I scold you, all the way to the fields.

    The country roads are all muddy, but fortunately it hasn't rained in the past two days, and the road is still solid. Meng Ye instructed him: "You, sit here."

    It looks like a plum tree, I'm not sure, but it looks pretty strong anyway. Zhuang Shao took off his school uniform and sat on the ground. It was very cold under the tree. Meng Ye doesn't care about him, tonight's task is quite heavy, five kilometers!

    There are few stars in the clear and black sky, the crescent moon hides behind the clouds and is ashamed to see people, the earth is unobstructed and unobstructed, and there is a scene of distant mountains and trees. Zhuang Shao was sitting under the tree, thinking about the philosophical question of what to eat tomorrow.

    Before reaching any conclusion, there was a sudden pain in the crotch. It felt very subtle, and if it weren't for sitting too boring, he probably wouldn't have noticed it.

    Mosquito?

    At first he thought so, but soon decided not. The place was so itchy that it was itchy and painful. After scratching it twice, it became swollen, and a small bag came out of the crotch of the shorts.

    He stood up, originally thinking of going to a place with light to check, but he couldn't stand it without taking two steps, so he could only shout: "Meng Ye, Meng Ye!"

    Meng Ye had just run halfway through the last kilometer, when he heard his voice in the distance, he rushed back quickly: "Why?"

    "..." What a shame.

    Zhuang Shao sweated on his forehead: "What kind of feng shui treasure is your home?"

    "What the hell are you doing? Don't tell me I went for a run." Meng Ye saw that he was standing crookedly, and poked him with a finger in the past, but he was so close to poking him!

    Zhuang Shao grabbed his finger, his facial features gradually twisted: "I—"

    "What are you?"

    "I've been bitten by the fuck!"

    30 days to reach on June! I'm very hardworking, right?

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