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    Chapter 48 The Pen of Merit...

    "I need to write a routine briefing when I go out to investigate the situation and come back. I'm slow in typing, so come on." Chu Shuzhi poured a cup of tea and sat on the chair leisurely, "I'll dictate."

    Guo Great Wall immediately sat upright in front of the computer, like a trader who was about to work on a big project.

    All the "people" in the Special Investigation Department are gone, and only the souls are left. The Criminal Investigation Division has the only light on in the darkness, like a unique lighthouse in the sea at midnight.

    Not long after the two sat down, the door was knocked. After Chu Shuzhi called in, a large hot tray flew in. Looking closely, it turned out that it didn't float in out of thin air. The one holding the tray was a The person without the head is short, so it is blocked by the large dinner plate.

    There were two sets of tableware, four dishes, one soup, and two large bowls of rice on the tray. The headless ghost flew in with its feet hanging in the air, and lightly placed the things on the table. don’t know where to find a bag of cat food. Filled up Daqing's cat food bowl.

    Daqing maintained a dignified sitting posture, nodded reservedly and said, "Thank you - it would be better to add some extra strong milk to this seat."

    ...some TV shows should really be marked in the title: mentally retarded children and big silly fat cats need to be accompanied by adults.

    The headless ghost fluttered in front of the refrigerator, took out a bottle of milk from it, and filled it with Uncle Daqing.

    Guo Changcheng has become accustomed to the environment of No. 4 Guangming Road. Slowly, he found that the difference between people and ghosts is not very big. Some ghosts are very good-hearted. For example, every time someone works overtime to write a report, this headless brother They would serve a hot meal thoughtfully, making Guo Changcheng, who had 20 yuan left on him after coming out of the post office the day before, feel the warmth of the day.

    After eating, Chu Shuzhi drank hot tea slowly and said to Guo Changcheng: "It's probably the meaning, the format, you can find the previous report to adjust it yourself, and organize the language a little - that person is not poisonous, It's the undead's resentment... Well, resentment resentment, the victim has unbearable pain in the lower limbs, the undead under the curse is likely to die from trauma. The victim's Yintang is black, his eyes are red, and his eyes are red. There is a line of cause and effect, but it is not deep, and there is a black mark of merit behind the ear, but it is very shallow, and it should be someone who has no direct relationship with the cursed undead.

    Guo Great Wall stared, and his two claws began to lie on the keyboard - he couldn't understand, and couldn't keep up with what Chu Shuzhi said.

    Chu Shuzhi sighed, stretched out his legs, and turned around to ask the mentally handicapped child, "Okay, why don't you understand?"

    Guo Great Wall: "What is the causal line?"

    Daqing, who buried his face in the milk, raised his head, with a white beard on his black hair. Hearing this, he didn't even bother to lick his mouth. He was furious with his white beard, which is quite a foodie: "What's going on with Zhao Yunlan? I see that he is either drunk or greedy for profit every day, and he doesn't do anything serious? Haven't the new employee training been done yet? Why doesn't this kid know anything?!"

    Chu Shuzhi couldn't let a cat abuse the leader, so he had to say: "Zhao Chu is busy with demolition recently. If this matter can be settled, we can move to a private villa with a large garden next year. You can have a hanging house. The big cat house that guards the bird's nest in the tree."

    Uncle Cat paused, his anger subsided a little, and after a while, he decided to see the big cat house guarding the bird's nest, reluctantly accepted this reason, trembled his beard, and explained to Guo Changcheng disdainfully: "The causal line is the cause and effect. For example, when you are walking on the street, a gangster rushes out and kills you for no reason. This means that there was no cause and effect before, so there is no cause and effect line. A gangster rushed out and found that you blocked him. I stabbed you and killed you, because you stood in the way, and it was also life-threatening, so reluctance can be considered causal, but such a causal line is very shallow, and it can basically be wiped off with a hand. The gangster rushed out and found that you were the husband who had an affair with his wife and prompted him to take revenge on the society, so he was angry and dropped you. Such a line of cause and effect cannot be erased, but it will not be particularly strong, indicating that although it is related, But sin does not lead to death, that is, cause and effect do not match. A gangster rushed out..."

    Guo Changcheng, who has been dropped by the gangster several times, couldn't help but say, "I found out that I am his great enemy, the one he planned to kill, and stabbed me to death, so the line of cause and effect is deeper, right?"

    Daqing shook his head and said, "Ruzi can be taught."

    Guo Great Wall asked, "Then... what is the Merit Seal?"

    Chu Shuzhi went on to say: "People with merit and sin will have marks behind their ears. For example, if one person kills another person unconsciously, even if the police don't find out, he will not be punished by law. There will also be a black mark behind the ear, which is what it meant when we used to say 'damage yīn'."

    As for those with great merit... Chu Shuzhi glanced at Guo Great Wall, he could see the obvious white mark behind Guo Great Wall's ear, emitting a thick and soft light, but this kind of light was not visible to everyone , Even if the Third Eye is opened, it takes a lot of concentration in the eyes to see it.

    Guo Great Wall thought thoughtfully: "Is the black print like a handprint stained with coal ash?"

    Chu Shuyi was stunned: "Have you seen it?"

    Guo Great Wall nodded and told the story of the collision the night before.

    Daqing listened and sneered: "A passerby who is mortal with naked eyes can see it at any time. That guy is probably about to be struck by thunder from the sky."

    Seeing Guo Great Wall and confused again, Chu Shuzhi explained: "The merit seal of a person cannot be seen with the naked eye, and the person you meet is probably not a human being. The reason why the cultivating monsters dare not harm people casually is because they are governed by the merit seal. To a certain extent, it will attract thunder punishment. Five thunders are not fun. At that time, let alone the punished monsters, other little monsters in the same area will be implicated if they are not careful. Therefore, in order to avoid harming others, prevent this from happening. At the end of each year, the demon clan will count their merits and demerits, and if there are too many out of the circle, their clan will deal with them by themselves."

    Guo Changcheng half understood: "Will that person be struck by lightning if he does a lot of bad things?"

    "No," Daqing jumped to the ground with his tail raised, arched his back and curled up into a ball of fur, nesting in the warm air behind the radiator, "You haven't heard of 'repairing bridges, repairing roads, blind eyes, killing people and setting fires a lot. 'What? There are laws in the world. Most people have this life but not the next. Life is so short, and it will pass before the cause and effect are realized. Every life is like an ant, and the way of heaven is too lazy to care, so sometimes it is useless for mortals to cultivate merit and virtue. ...but maybe there are a lot of good things, and occasionally you will be lucky, but it is not necessarily, for example, your merits are quite strong, and you are still a little cabbage with a hard life."

    Guo Changcheng lost his father and mother when he was young, and he was an orphan. He had poor talent and a soft personality. Although Zhao Yunlan always joked that it would be easy to take shit with him, it is fair to say that Guo Changcheng's blessings are not deep. He has a wide shoulders and a thick back. of fate.

    "Really? I also have merit?" Guo Changcheng was very surprised when he heard this. "My life is hard? No, my life is good, but I don't live up to my expectations."

    He felt that he was incapable and incompetent. His aunts and uncles felt that he was pitiful since he was a little girl. He would rather lose his children's things than deduct anything from him, so he seemed to have a better family than his peers, and he was still a waste when he grew up. But he was forced into such a good work place by the second uncle. The leaders and colleagues took good care of him, and they even allowed him to stayisn't that fate?

    The black cat opened his eyes that were about to close and looked at Guo Great Wall, a golden light flashed in his blue eyes.

    Before it could express any opinion, Zhao Yunlan suddenly walked in with a chill and smell of alcohol, and asked in a hoarse voice, "How was the briefing?"

    "Oh..." Guo Changcheng just opened his mouth, and before he had time to report, he saw Zhao Yunlan wave his hand to him suddenly, staggered into the bathroom, and vomited.

    Chu Shuzhi and Guo Changcheng quickly followed, Daqing said "tsk", slowly stretched out his fat claws from under his body, and walked over: "Stupid human being."

    The stupid human face was pale and covered his stomach and leaned aside. Chu Shuzhi patted him on the back and instructed Guo Great Wall: "Why do you drink like this - Xiao Guo, pour a glass of warm water."

    Zhao Yunlan vomited once, rinsed his mouth, and then stood up staggeringly and smiled bitterly: "A bunch of grandchildren cooperated to feed me one, what can I do?"

    Chu Shuzhi: "Don't fart, you really don't want to drink someone to move you?"

    Zhao Yunlan leaned on the wall and walked out: "You just broke up, why don't you let people drink alcohol to drown their sorrows?"

    "Oh, Professor Shen still doesn't want you? People's teachers really have a good eye, and the masses are happy to see it." Daqing rubbed over his leg, "Hey, the investigation is tight at the end of the year, you can't drink and drive? half year."

    Zhao Yunlan said succinctly to the fat man, "Go away!"

    He found a chair and sat down, and said in a sluggish posture like a dead dog: "Xiao Guo called Wang Zheng and brought everything that I wanted to sign, and Lao Chu told me what it was."

    Chu Shuzhi clarified the uncomplicated incident in a few words, and Zhao Yunlan thought for a while: "Well, let's hurry up tonight and get the report out, I'll wait, I'll just stamp it and scan it and upload it after writing it. , I will try to receive a reply tomorrow, so as not to delay another day."

    There's nothing wrong with Chu Shuzhi, anyway, it wasn't him who spit out the gall just now.

    Later, Wang Zheng, who came downstairs, poured him a glass of honey water. Zhao Yunlan didn't look at what she brought over. He couldn't even open his eyes. The man with the same spirit behind Zheng and her waved his hand: "Don't show your affection in front of a bitter bachelor, get out of here!"

    By the time Chu Shuzhi and Guo Changcheng had produced the preliminary research report and signed and stamped him, Zhao Yunlan had already fallen asleep on the table.

    Daqing used his paws to punch him on the back for a while before waking him up. Daqing asked, "Forgot to ask you, where is my super luxurious tree cat house in Linbird's Nest?"

    Zhao Yunlan said in a daze: "...Damn fat man, I really want to kill you and eat meat."

    Daqing jumped on his shoulder with a swipe, and roared into his ear: "Meow! Asshole! Where's my luxury cat house?! Where's my luxury cat house?!"

    Zhao Yunlan: "..."

    He picked up the cooled water and drank it, grabbed the fat cat by the short neck, took it down and threw it aside, wiped his face, and sobered up: "It's basically finalized, if it's fast, it's estimated to be in next autumn. Can move."

    Hearing this, the black cat changed his arrogant attitude and rubbed his hand flatteringly: "That's right, our leader is able to gān, so what... the next bird's nest, it's best to have eggs in it... "

    Zhao Yunlan flicked its big head off with his fingers and wiped his hands on the table.

    "Dead cat," he said coldly, "lost my hair."

    After he finished speaking, he didn't wait for Daqing to fry his hair, he quickly signed and stood up: "Then I'm leaving, you two have worked hard today."

    Chu Shuzhi: "Hey, wait, how did you come here?"

    Zhao Yunlan: "Take a taxi, I'll take a taxi back."

    Guo Great Wall kindly said: "It's so late and it's cold, we may not be able to get a car at the door, why don't I send it... oh!"

    Chu Shuzhi stomped him hard under the table, then jumped up at an extremely fast speed, pressed Zhao Yunlan on the chair, and took out the phone from Zhao Yunlan's pocket with his shadowless hand: "Mr. Shen should have already It's a holiday, I'll find him to pick you up."

    Zhao Yunlan: "..."

    This bear man wouldn't want to know who he was taking for a coachman!

    He stretched out his hand to grab his cell phone, Chu Shuzhi swiftly jumped away, and commanded Guo Great Wall: "Hey, hold him down and hold him down, he's drunk as a virtue... The way he looks at you is completely wrong, I I don't believe that Teacher Shen didn't let go for so long."

    Zhao Yunlan was held down by Guo Great Wall and Daqing, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic... Daqing also sat down on his stomach dutifully, almost making their leader sit up and go straight over.

    Zhao Yunlan: "No, I beg you, don't make trouble, okay?"

    Chu Shuzhi raised his eyebrows at him, and Shen Wei's voice had already come from the phone: "Yunlan? What's wrong?"

    He picked it up as soon as it rang. From the treatment that his own father couldn't get, Chu Shuzhi made a gesture to Zhao YunlanZhao Chu, you are arrogant! What's the loss of love?

    Chu Shuzhi coughed lightly: "Oh, Mr. Shen, it's me. Our leader drank too much today, whoever caught a bear and hugged whoever made the office uneasy, look, you can work hard, come and take him away. ?"

    Zhao Yunlan picked up a pen holder and threw it at Chu Shuzhi's head. Chu Shuzhi ducked back and said to the other end of the phone, "No no, nothing, that drunk cat smashing things, um... ok, We will take care of him, you can come quickly, the Criminal Investigation Division on the second floor of No. 4 Guangming Road, see you later!"

    Zhao Yunlan pointed at him: "...you bitches."

    Daqing swayed his tail: "It's just cheap - stupid big man, what can you do?"

    Guo Great Wall, as the most innocent accomplice, had no choice but to unfold the ostrich Dafa under Zhao Chu's eyes, and curled himself up into a shivering mushroom.

    Not long after, Shen Wei arrived.

    He just raised his hand and knocked, and the door of the Criminal Investigation Department's office was opened from the inside, and a person was thrown out unexpectedly. Shen Wei quickly caught it, and Zhao Yunlan slammed into his arms.

    Zhao Yunlan, who could not stand still, was quite fighting spirit. He pointed to Chu Shuzhi in the office and said, "Little bitch, wait for me."

    Chu Shuzhi squeezed a smile from his bitter gourd face: "Oh, it scared me to death."

    Shen Wei was dumbfounded, pressing Zhao Yunlan's trembling hand: "It's alright, alright."

    Zhao Yunlan didn't know if he was really dizzy, or he felt embarrassed to see him, so he used Chu Shuzhi to divert his attention: "I won't clean you up today, you don't even know how many eyes Ma Wangye has."

    Then he had to break free and rush over to Shen Wei.

    Shen Wei sighed and nodded to several people in the room: "Excuse me, then I'll take him away."

    After he finished speaking, he grabbed Zhao Yunlan's waist with one hand, and grabbed Zhao Yunlan's wrist with the other hand, to prevent him from fluttering about with his teeth and claws, he just dragged him away.

    Daqing stood at the door, looked meaningfully at the two people who were far away, and suddenly said: "I have a subtle feeling of being contradicted, we should not be such a cheap boss... um, comrades, what are you doing? Look?"

    Chu Shuzhi gave it a kick according to its fat ass.

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