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    Chapter 66 The Pen of Merit...

    In fact, when Shen Wei saw their director, he knew that someone was deliberately trying to move him away. His face immediately sank. The moment the director turned around, he patted his shoulder from behind, coldly. Ask: "Who asked you to find me?"

    There was an indescribable pressure in his voice. In the blink of an eye, he pressed the director's soul into his body and couldn't move. The director's eyes seemed to be emptied in an instant, like a soulless skin, his eyes were confused and dumbfounded. Staring blankly ahead.

    Shen Wei's hand suddenly put pressure on him, raised his hand to turn the director around, and shouted, "Speak!"

    No one can deliberately hide it in front of the Soul Chopping Sabre, but the expression on the director's face became more and more confused, and he couldn't say a word. Shen Wei's heart sank. He knew that this mortal's memory had been manipulated. .

    Shen Wei let go of him and turned away without looking back. The director came to his senses and looked at the back of Teacher Shen hurriedly leaving behind him. Fortunately, he didn't have the awareness to check the electronic products on the other side, that thing Shen Wei was never used to it, and he couldn't remember it at the critical moment... Besides, people who dared to oppose him would dislike the fancy gadgets of mortals.

    Of course, with Shen Wei's gentleman's way of thinking, he must not have imagined that someone would take such a lot of trouble to lure him away just to move a house and steal a few pairs of underwear.

    Shen Wei hurried back to his apartment, slammed the door open, and found that there was no one in the living room, and his heart was already half cold.

    He stood at the door for a moment, and suddenly an uncontrollable killing intent surged up in his heart, as if the dragon that had been sleeping for many years was forced to wake up by being dragged against the scales by hand—since the last time he was not paying attention, Zhao Yunlan’s eyes were broken. From the beginning of the injury, although Shen Wei was fine on the surface, there was always a dangerous string taut in his heart.

    The empty living room almost broke his string... Fortunately, at this time, he heard the voice of someone talking on the balcony, Shen Wei miang qiáng returned to his senses, his body swayed, and he turned to the balcony almost instantly.

    He saw that Zhao Yunlan was lying on the windowsill, languidly lit a cigarette, and scolded on the phone: "...don't want stones, I know... white marble? What the hell! I'm not fucking decorating the Forbidden City, Lao Hu, you are wrong, and I will come with this fake... No no no, listen to me, be honest and give me your life, and I will give you the extra bonus for the rebate that you should give. I'll add a lot to you, okay? But I can tell you, if you dare to fool me, you'll be dead..."

    Shen Wei heaved a sigh of relief and leaned sideways against the door, only to realize that he had just broken out in a cold sweat, and even his palms were cold.

    Hearing the movement, Zhao Yunlan tilted his head to see Shen Wei coming back, and immediately showed a smile, and said to the person on the phone, "It's alright, don't talk about this nonsense, just use environmentally friendly materials for me... What Copenhagen, I still have to live in my house, I told you not to make me look like I was just spoiled by biological and chemical weapons, it won't go away in a hundred years-hey, my daughter-in-law is back, don't talk shit with you anymore, hang up Bye."

    After he finished speaking, Gān hung up the phone neatly, put out the cigarette butt, leaned on the balcony window sill with the windows wide open and the cold wind was blowing violently, opened his hands, opened his arms in a crumpled shirt, and said cheaply: "Come here baby, give your husband a hug."

    It had become a habit for him to tease Shen Wei, but he didn't expect that this time Shen Wei actually came over, hugged him, lowered his head and buried his face in his shoulder for a moment, then put his hands on his waist, He took off the window sill and put his hand back on the window. Shen Wei touched Zhao Yunlan's cold hand and frowned: "You're a fool who sleeps on the cool kang, don't you know it's cold?"

    Silly boy Zhao Yunlan rested his hands on the windowsill, trapped Shen Wei between his arms, stretched his shoulders and stretched his waist. With this movement, he lazily rested his chin on Shen Wei's shoulders and closed his eyes. He closed his eyes, and there was a faint smile on the corners of his mouth, like a big cat that was full of food and drink and basked in the sun.

    Shen Wei felt that he was a little strange, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

    "It's nothing," the three words seemed to roll in his mouth for a long time before he said it, and then Zhao Yunlan opened his eyes, stared at Shen Wei's close face, and said without changing his face, "There is a great beauty. I'm flattered, I'm flattered—of course, if I'm allowed to kiss Fang Ze again, I'll be even less able to find Bei."

    Then he took advantage of Shen Wei's inattentiveness, and quickly pecked on his lips, unable to react to Shen Wei's response, he fled away swiftly, and announced, "When I wash my face and wake up, I'll pick up Daqing, Then I'll take you home."

    Not a word was said of anything he had seen.

    According to Zhao Yunlan and Daqing's plan, the two of them wanted to go back empty-handed and mouth-watering, but Shen Wei resolutely stopped this shameless behavior of rubbing rice, and he pulled Zhao Yunlan, who was yawning, and got out of the car halfway to buy it. a lot of things.

    The closer he got to his home, the more nervous Shen Wei became. If it weren't for his modesty and renegade, he would have turned around and ran away.

    The door of Zhao Yunlan's house was unlocked, and he didn't seem to have the habit of knocking on folding doors. He raised his hand and pushed it, and opened it as soon as he pushed it, as if he knew that someone had specially reserved a door for him inside.

    He lives in a large flat, which is slightly larger, so it looks a little deserted. He walked into the house through the entrance to hear the sound of pots and pans colliding in the kitchen. There are two Pair of brand new slippers.

    Daqing jumped off Zhao Yunlan, walked lightly to the kitchen door, and said obediently, "Meow—"

    Zhao Yunlan muttered as he changed his shoes: "It's shameful to be cute, you immortal."

    Daqing turned his head and glared at him with a fierce look on his face.

    "Yo, isn't this Daqing?" A woman's soft voice came from the kitchen, and then she seemed to pat her face, stretched out and gently picked up the heavy black cat, almost crushed by the weight of the cat After flicking her wrist, she still couldn't help sighing, "Look at this glossy sample, why are you getting fatter?"

    This sentence stabbed Daqing's death mercilessly. It was speechless. Two fat claws were placed on the hands of the hostess, maintaining a cute expression, and her body was stretched out. Like a long, fat, black-skinned caterpillar.

    Zhao Yunlan: "Hahahahahaha."

    Shen Weimian also tugged at the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't really laugh.

    Mother Zhao is very well maintained. Her long hair is pulled behind her head, revealing a long neck. She doesn't look very similar to Zhao Yunlan, but if you look closely, there are some shadows in her eyebrows, but her facial lines should be gentle and beautiful. Many, not smiling but also with a three-point smile, with a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of the nose.

    At first glance, it looks like the gentle, beautiful and knowledgeable ladies in the old days, with an indescribable charm... Probably sometimes, father and son always have some similarities in the aesthetics of their spouses.

    Who would have guessed that this "girlfriend" heard the sound and glanced at the door, and when he saw Zhao Yunlan, he immediately changed his face, raised his eyebrows and turned into a dominatrix in a second: "What are you laughing at? Come in!"

    Zhao Yunlan rolled in as she said, and Mother Zhao saw Shen Wei who had been blocked by him.

    She was stunned for a moment, then turned around to wash her hands dipped in flour, and helped her glasses, and then she said with a gentle and hospitable look, "Ah, this is Xiao Shen, right?"

    Zhao Yunlan put his arms around Shen Wei's shoulders carelessly, and pushed him hard in front of Zhao's mother: "The daughter-in-law I found for you is beautiful, right?"

    Shen Wei was speechless for a moment, so embarrassed he didn't know what to say. He had never hated Zhao Yunlan so much before.

    Fortunately, Mother Zhao didn't seem to take his words seriously at all, she glared at Zhao Yunlan, and then lowered her head to see what Shen Wei was carrying: "Hey, you child, what do you bring when you come to aunt's house for dinner, so politely do it? what?"

    Zhao Yunlan pointed to his nose and said, "I, I, I bought that."

    Mother Zhao picked up the rolling pin and patted Zhao Yunlan on the body with ease: "I see how much nonsense you have, you buy it? If you have this consciousness, I would have closed my eyes a long time ago - go and pour water for the guests, after pouring it out. Water for me!"

    Zhao Yunlan carried a rolling pin behind his back with traces of white flour, and dared to say angrily, "...As ordered."

    Shen Wei sits cautiously on the corner of the sofa and asks him to eat fruit, he picks up a small piece of apple and asks him to drink water, then he sits upright and holds up the cup, takes a small sip, Knowing that Shen Wei was teaching Chinese at the university, Zhao's mother immediately felt like she had been beaten with blood, and she said, "Oh, that's great, you said it would be great for me to have a son like you, we My grandfather... Hey, I don't want to say anything about them, then sit down, auntie will make dumplings for you, and we'll have a good chat when we come back."

    Shen Wei smiled unnaturally, his back stretched straight, like a drawn bow.

    Five minutes later, Zhao Yunlan was sluggish because of gān—the rolling skin was uneven and uneven, and he was hit with a rolling pin again. Zhao Yunlan loosened his shoulders and ducked half-truths, but he didn't. Really dodged, let her fight, and whispered: "You also save me some face in front of people."

    Zhao's mother said, "If you don't live just by eating, you won't be able to live at the end of the year. What's the use of raising you? Save face, do you have that stuff?"

    Zhao Yunlan made room for her with a smile on his face, but did not leave the kitchen. He put one hand on the wall and looked at her busy back in the kitchen. He rolled his eyes, and suddenly asked with a fake face, "Auntie What? Where's my dad? Why are we alone at home?"

    "Auntie has returned to her hometown for Chinese New Year, and your father will be entertaining at night, so he won't come back."

    "That's good," Zhao Yunlan said in a relieved tone, staring at the fucking back and lowering his voice tentatively, "I need to let my dad know about this...he has to beat me to death. "

    Mother Zhao suddenly looked back at him: "What's wrong with you?"

    "Actually not..." Zhao Yunlan's eyes drifted to the chopstick rest on the side, his eyesight had not fully recovered, so he squinted unconsciously, and then he looked at the fucking face and said, "That's... hey. , Mom, what do you think about homosexuality?"

    Zhao's mother didn't know why: "No, normal social phenomena, even in animals, will be accepted by society sooner or later in the form of legislation—what do you ask this gān? This is your reactionary question on behalf of you."

    "My reactionary question is this," Zhao Yunlan reached out and rubbed his nose, "Don't be so academic, I just wanted to ask, what would you do if you heard your son come out with you one day?"

    Mother Zhao: "Don't change the subject for me, I..."

    "Mom," Zhao Yunlan interrupted her suddenly, his wandering eyes retracted, his expression changed from "guilty of being a thief" to "unshakable" in an instant, he looked at her with a very serious look, " I'm serious, I'm not kidding you."

    As soon as Mother Zhao's hand was loosened, the rolling pin fell to the ground with a bang.

    Zhao Yunlan sighed, bent down and picked up the rolling pin, the muscles on his waist tightened, and sharp lines appeared from under the clothes: "I just told you that I was afraid that my dad would not accept it, I think about it. After thinking about it, I can't delay or hide it, I'm just a mother like you..."

    Mother Zhao still seemed to be stunned. When she took the rolling pin, her expression was shocked. After a long time, she said intermittently: "It's... the one you brought back..."

    Zhao Yunlan nodded, supported the door with both hands, stood there, as if blocking the door with his body, and said a little worriedly: "But I have to stay ahead of this, your son, I have worked hard for half a year. Even coaxing and deceiving, encircling the city from the countryside, mobilizing the masses widely, and using thirty-six tactics and indiscriminate methods, it is even more difficult than the past rebellion, and it was not easy to get people, you, if you want to kill or cut me Come on, don't go out for a while and spoil my heart, I'll be heartbroken to death."

    Mother Zhao seemed to have been struck by lightning, and stood there for a long time, and then, like a robot that was suddenly touched, she kept an expressionless face, turned around and grabbed the dumpling wrappers, her mind blanked out and wrapped in it. filling.

    Zhao Yunlan immediately suspected that his method of dealing with the problem was too straightforward, which frightened his mother, so he asked worriedly, "Mom?"

    Mother Zhao didn't hear it at first. For a minute or two, she was in a state of confusion, as if she didn't know what she was talking about or what she heard. She just continued her work according to her habit. .

    It wasn't until Zhao Yunlan called her several times that she seemed to be woken up suddenly, and before she had time to respond, she blurted out: "What about your job? Then...will others say you? Your future will be affected. What should I do? Yes, I... I seem to have heard from your father that you bought a house two days ago, do you still have any money?"

    Zhao Yunlan was stunned for a while. He didn't know how the topic of coming out came to "no money". He felt that her logic was in chaos for a while. He just grabbed a few key words in a hurry and formed a sentence in a mess, He rushed out without falling to the ground.

    His mother is a high-level intellectual who doesn't hold firewood, rice, oil and salt in her heart. She has been spoiled by his father all her life and doesn't know what it means to get angry. Zhao Yunlan's strategy is simple and direct - getting his mother is equivalent to getting his dad, and His mother happens to be a person who is very easy to communicate with. A person has a wide vision, a long-term good mood, and a fast reception of information. Her temper will be relatively mild, people will not be easy to be stubborn, and most of the time she will be rational. Not too self-righteous.

    He had expected a lot of her reactions. For example, she might not be able to accept it for a while, so she fired at him first, and she might calmly propose to take a few hours to have a good chat with him, and maybe she would be like other people. Like his mother, he turned into a household registration policeman and questioned Shen Wei's ancestors, the eight generations... But he did not expect such a panicked and unfounded reaction.

    Probably because he has never been a father.

    Zhao Yunlan opened his mouth and suddenly became dumb, not knowing what to say for a while.

    Mother Zhao blurted out a sentence, and then seemed to calm down a bit. Her hand holding the chopsticks paused for a while, and asked, "Are you joking or thinking about it?"

    Zhao Yunlan: "How can this kind of thing be a joke, if you get angry, my dad can cook me in one pot."

    Mother Zhao leaned to the side slowly, and after a long time, she took a deep breath and whispered, "First... don't let your dad know about it, let me think about it again - who is he? He, he What is it?"

    Before Zhao Yunlan could answer, she pinched her brows hard: "Oh, yes, I'm confused, you said just now that you are a teacher at Longcheng University."

    Zhao's mother snorted and asked a series of questions: "Where is his family? Does the family agree? How is his character? Is his character good? How is he treating you? I, I remember that you had a girlfriend before, why suddenly …”

    Zhao Yunlan said skillfully: "As long as you agree, there will be no objection in the world, and my dad has to see your face? As for how people are..."

    He smiled and said: "In my heart, it is like 'like a grind, like a grind, unparalleled in the world', you will understand if you talk to him more, I am not afraid that you will hit me when I say this, I have indeed been a girlfriend before, and I also have a relationship with him. One or two little boys have been together, but because of him, I am willing to bend completely."

    Mother Zhao glanced at his expression, and her heart suddenly felt a little heavy - this can't be said to be selfish, but as a parent, seeing other people's affection for their children, they are always sighed and moved, and they like to hear it, and vice versa. , it may be very unpleasant.

    So in this uncomfortable feeling, she said a little angrily: "I don't believe it."

    Zhao Yunlan's face remained calm, but his heart lifted.

    As a result, he said the next sentence: "It's as good as you said, so why would he like you? Are the glasses not enough?"

    Zhao Yunlan staggered and almost knelt down for her.

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