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Chapter 1 Unprovoked…
Chapter 1 Unprovoked…
Some people can look old at the age of three, and some people have to go through eighteen changes.
Looking at Shi Wuyuan, knew how a caterpillar turned into a butterfly. Many years later, some people sighed that something so lawless and stubborn as a child had taken the wrong medicine, and later grew into such a pair of mouths. What about a person who is full of benevolence, righteousness, morality, and gentleness and looks like a dog?
On the Yin Sheng Continent, whether it is the common people or the princes and generals, there is a complex of cultivating immortals and asking questions.
There are immortal practitioners and Taoist practitioners in the world, immortal practitioners are illusory, mostly outside the Liuhe, the world is cold and hot, sunny, chaotic and prosperous, and they will not intervene. In the days of no competition, for example, Jianghua Sanren, who has a deep relationship with the ancestor of the Xuanzong of Jiulu Mountain, is a rare immortal cultivator.
There are many sects in cultivating Taoism. The largest and most famous cultivating sects are "Xuanzong of Jiulu Mountain", "Pop.
Except for Pope Leyou, whose teachings are loose, so that his disciples are both good and evil, and often do some shocking things for pleasure, the other three sects are naturally extremely noble in the hearts of mortals.
Xuanzong has always been in the world, and his disciples are often taught to take the common people as their own responsibility. The Mahayana Pope pursues great goodness, believes in gods, and his disciples do not eat meat or fish, and only wear common clothes all their lives. They are peaceful and upright, and do good deeds. Tantric is indulged in metaphysics, and the pursuit of "natural" is nothing more than the word "natural", and most of the people under the sect are mysterious and easily hidden.
Legend has it that cultivators have a long life span for thousands of years, can ride the clouds and drive the fog, slay demons and slay demons, and many Chinese military generals and talents are from the three major schools in the deep mountains.
Legend has it that the emperors were in awe of these three sect masters, and many phoenixes, dragons, and princes and generals all smashed their heads and wanted to go in to practice. .
Shi Wuyuan, who lives up to his name, has had shit luck for no reason. He was picked up by the patriarch of Xuanzong and Daoist not long after he was born. I don't know where the baby was in the swaddle. Unexpected opportunities can be met in a lifetime, but unfortunately, the longer I grow, the more crooked I am, I am really sorry for this chance.
The "great achievements" he made on Jiulu Mountain when he was a child are simply too many to describe.
That year, Jianghua Sanren went to Jiulu Mountain to drink and discuss Taoism with Taoist ancestors. Jianghua Sanren casually took a break. I don't know when, someone shaved the long beard with a fairy-like face.
The beard that has been raised for nearly 300 years was stolen by a pea-sized cub, and he set up a nest to raise birds and eggs to play. Shi Wuyuan, who hung upside down on the drinking pavilion for his disciples to visit, became famous since then.
Shi Wuyuan was probably a daring thing when he was still in his mother's womb. When he was picked up by Daozu from the láng's nest, he was only a few months old baby, but whether he met a big láng or a large group of strangers , all just turned a pair of big eyes and looked around curiously, crying without knowing how to cry.
When he was young, he was learning to walk. He was still swaying on his two chubby short legs. He couldn't stand firmly, so he started to run up and down with his teeth and claws. He fell to the ground, his chin that was so round that he could not see the bones was scratched, but he didn't know the pain, and he didn't need anyone to help or coax him, he got up like a little meat bug, raised his little round face, He gave his frightened little brother a big heartless smile, revealing a small tooth with few teeth.
When he was a little older, Shi Wuyuan lived a day of going to the house and uncovering tiles every day.
Xuanzong Daozu, it is said that he lived for more than 500 years. He has always been a great wise man with elegant speech and a single heart. His words and smiles are such a person who is like a chūn style. His cultivation level actually broke his gong, and it is said that he would get into a rage several times a month, breaking three or four rulers.
I don't know if he was beaten too much, but Shi Wuyuan was beaten with a copper skin and an iron bone, causing trouble.
He went over obediently, got a stinky "crackling" beating, then rubbed his butt, wiped his snot very generously, and continued to make Jiulu Mountain jump.
It is said that it is normal for boys to be naughty when they are young. Which child hasn't suffered a few boards? But Shi Wuyuan, this little thing is really naughty and out of the circle, as if he was born without roots and doesn't know how to be afraid.
Shaved Jianghua Sanren's beard to build a bird's nest is a trivial matter. When he was five years old, he drove the Jiulu Mountain god shòu "green rough" to sneak out to play. He almost came out of the mountain and was surrounded by a group of villagers collecting firewood. The thick finger pointed for a long time before being chased back by a few senior brothers.
When he was six years old, he played hide-and-seek with a group of children. No one was paying attention, so he ran to the Cangyun Valley where monsters gathered in the back mountain. was terrified to find that this silly and bold little brat ran into the big snake's den, and was sleeping with a nest of red-trained snakes.
In the winter when was seven years old, at the New Year's Pass, the four brothers and brothers invited Jiutian Xuanhuo to come in. They were touched by this kid in the middle of the night. wanted to try the difference between this Jiutian Xuanhuo and ordinary candles, so stole it out. A bit of Mars and a group of half-old children lit fireworks pào battle, and accidentally walked into the water, burning half of the Xuanzong ancestral hall.
At the age of eight, he secretly crawled into the Liufeng Garden of Master Kuruo, a fellow disciple of the Taoist ancestor, and destroyed all the 81 "Liufeng lamps" in it. The 30-year-long blooming and dormant for 30 years, it is said that the wind is out of date, and smelling its fragrance can make people dream of past and present lives. Collecting a little dew between the cores is like drinking thirty jars of strong wine, as much as you want. You can also be so drunk that you don't know what is going on.
What Shi Wuyuan did was to destroy flowers with his hands, carrying a small ladder to climb up and down, a wild goose came over and plucked his hair, and none of the eighty-one trees were spared, all of them were shaved by him. Ruined, Liu Fenglu collected a full bottle, and sweated profusely. He was very thirsty, so he drank the full bottle of Liufenglu like well water in one gulp. He was in a coma for more than half a year, and almost lost his life.
After waking up, he was held by Daozu to apologize to Master Kuruo. Kuruo had a sour face and still felt sorry for her garden. When he saw this white and fat boy, he had only been in a situation of more than half a year, and he had become a pitiful man. The little monkey, the tip of his chin seems to be able to poke people, it can be seen that he suffered a lot, and he gave up after a snort.
Daozu originally thought that after walking on the yīnyang boundary like this, this little disciple's mood would improve, and he knew how powerful he was, so he should have restrained himself.
Who knows he thinks too much.
Shi Wuyuan finally became weak and calmed down for a while. Xuanzong's brothers and sisters also said that he had changed his ways. Unexpectedly, after another two months, the valley owner of Cangyun Valley, the fox demon king Bai Ziyi, came to the door that day. Come on, tell me by name and say that Shi Wuyuan shamelessly kidnapped her young son.
Everyone found the drinking pavilion, and found that Shi Wuduan was dragging a little girl dressed in white to play in the worship hall. At first glance, the little "girl" was only seven or eight years old. , his cheeks were a little pale, and he looked like he was just recovering from a serious illness, but when he swept the corner of his eyes, he was full of coquettishness, and at first glance, it was a little fox jīng that had been cultivated into a human shape, and I don't know how many hundreds or thousands of years old.
Daozu was so worried that his hair turned white. He didn't know what cause and effect he owed. He got so mad that he was so angry that he fell backwards. The sun jumped and jumped in pain.着那小狐狸jīng屁颠屁颠地跑过来:“师父,您看您看,这是我媳妇。三师兄说了,娶了媳妇就能生小子,生了小子以后就能替我挨揍啦, Ahaha...Ouch! Master, don't fight, Master..."
If you can't kill you, a little evil, it's okay to find a fox to come to your door, even male and female!
The monsters in Cangyun Valley are bound by the celestial fox. They usually do not come out to harm the world. They are just cultivating immortals and practicing Taoism. Shi Wuyuan was just an urchin who didn't know anything about shit. He was punished again. He was beaten by Daozu and screamed. He didn't bother much, and left with the little fox.
Because of this, in the name of misbehavior, before Shi Wuyuan could wake up from the dream of "giving birth to a son to be beaten for him", he was interrupted by a dog's leg and limped on his knees for half a year. ancestral hall.
He was nine years old this year.
Daozu really loves and blames this closed disciple. Looking at the entire Xuanzong, there is no one who is better than this child, no one is better than this child.
When he's smart, he's really smart. No matter what he teaches, he can understand it at one point. The most rare thing is that he has a natural understanding of astronomical arithmetic, and when he was very young, he was able to sit in front of a huge astrolabe with his head up. , sitting for a whole day, no matter how annoying, only the astrolabe can restrain him from being mischievous.
Gao Xuan's star trails looked dry and astringent to others, but he could count them one by one as if he were playing a game, and he was quite obsessed.
But apart from that, he is really a disaster, there is nothing he dares not dare, and there is nothing he dares to do.
When he mentioned this demon king in Jiulu Mountain, he didn't even feel a wry smile - from a distance it looked like a beautiful jade, but from a close up, it turned out to be a stubborn rock - it was still a stinky stone in a kennel.