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Chapter 24 The old friend...
Chapter 24 The old friend...
Lord Cui gritted his teeth and said, "I'll bring you another ten stones of grain and grass. General Gu will see..."
Shi Wuyuan didn't seem to hear Prince Cui's words at all, he turned his head and asked Gu Huaiyang: "Brother, how did you sing that song when there was a famine? Room, there is a great wasteland in the land...'"
Lord Cui was on fire, he slammed the table hard, and the sauce on the plate came out.
Gu Huaiyang slapped Shi Wuyuan on the back of the head and scolded, "How can you say nothing in front of the lord?"
Shi Wuduanmu looked at him blankly, then looked at Prince Cui again, and after a while, he said, "Oh - I just saw that the prince didn't sing ditty in this yard, just hum a few words for everyone to drink."
Gu Huaiyang scolded: "Don't talk nonsense, you can't stop your mouth when you eat."
Shi Wuyuan blinked his eyes and said pitifully, "I can't eat any more."
Gu Huaiyang glared at him and said, "If you can't eat, eat slowly, don't talk!"
Prince Cui was about to have a seizure, but the kidnapper Zhang secretly pulled him under the table and said, stroking his goatee: "I see, the prince gave ten stones of grain and grass to General Gu, which is a bit small, why don't you give another ten stones?"
Shi Wuyuan poked the bowl with his chopsticks, and said aggrievedly: "Brother, I really can't eat anymore, my stomach is full. I think the prince and the military advisor don't be polite. If you eat less, eat less. If you have enough food all day long, you will easily become lazy, and when you are lazy, you don’t like to move, you don’t want to gān anything, for example, you don’t want to rebel, you don’t want to take refuge in rebels, and you don’t want to…”
Prince Cui gritted his teeth and said, "Allocate thirty-five stones of grain and grass, and we can't go any further. There is not a long way to go. Too much baggage will be troublesome. If we lay down Gu Ji, there will naturally be a place for our brothers to eat and drink."
"Yes," Gu Huaiyang said with a smile, "Your Highness is so generous, with a big belly, he will definitely not hesitate to tip, and he will be famous in the future, and he will make a great achievement!"
The flattery was loud, and Prince Cui's expression softened a little, thinking that it would be more speculative to talk to General Gu.
Unexpectedly, Shi Wuyuan shook his head and sighed again. When Prince Cui heard his voice, he felt a cramp in his stomach, so he wanted to pretend he didn't hear it, only to hear Shi Wuyuan say: "Brother, the prince values you so much, don't let it go. He is disappointed!"
Huh? How do you say a human? Prince Cui turned his head to look at Shi Wuyuan suspiciously.
Shi Wuyuan continued: "What if we can't break into Guji County? I heard that the Guji King is as tall as a small tower, and he can knock people upside down when their feet are on the ground, and they have copper bell eyes. , white tiger face, and a big mouth with blood, the beard on his face is like a steel wire, and ordinary swords can keep slashing, which can stop a child from crying at night..."
The kidnapper Zhang interrupted him, coughing: "If Shi Xiaoxiong has any other requests, feel free to ask them."
"Oh." Shi Wucai stopped and took a sip of the wine, "I heard that there are several catapults here in the lord. They are very cleverly designed and ingenious. I want to borrow them. As the saying goes, wine is strong and cowardly , I'm waiting for the cowards, so I'd better bring some more guys to the battle, so as not to lose the face of the prince."
Those catapults were specially built by Cui Hu. What kind of baby do you have? Hearing that he pushed his nose on his face like this, Shi's nose was so mad that Shi was crooked for no reason. Unprovoked: "You..."
Gu Huaiyang grabbed Shi Wuyuan and dragged him out without any explanation, and said quickly, "Thank you for your hospitality, my brother-in-law lacks discipline. ."
Shi Wuyuan was covered by Gu Huaiyang's mouth with one hand, while fluttering out, he struggled to turn around and shouted: "Master Zhang, my legs, don't forget my legs—"
Gu Huaiyang and Shi Wuyuan, who had been robbing the palace, walked out side by side, and when they reached the street, Gu Huaiyang slapped Shi Wuduo on the head lightly and said in a low voice, "You have been haggling with him endlessly. What should I do if I make him anxious on Cui Hu's territory?"
Shi Wuyuan walked slowly to the small stall on the side of the road, bought a packet of snacks and put it in his arms, and said, "Jump over the wall."
Gu Huaiyang frowned and said, "You still eat? Did you eat so much just now that you didn't feel full? Did I suffer from the famine or did you suffer from the famine? Why is it always like a ghost reincarnated from a starvation death? Go back and ask Siniang to show you a good look, eat so much. Where did you eat so much, you're skinny, don't you have other problems?"
"I'm full, buy it back and grind my teeth." Shi Wuyuan said, paused for a moment, and then explained, "Don't worry, I know what kind of idiot Cui Hu is. The four sisters all said that he is a 'Bear Heart Rabbit'. Courageous, big eyes and small stomach, and a dog who has no ability to fight. Relying on the chaos in the world, he is not satisfied with being a local emperor. He always wants to occupy a few more places to be his emperor's dream. Where can he be willing to? Let's do it, for fear that we will fall to Guji's side."
Gu Huaiyang nodded and said: "It's also reasonable. I've been looking at this Cui Hu for a long time and it's not pleasing to the eye. Since he's bleeding this time, let's take all the bills and take Gu Ji first, and then go back and call your third brother and the others. Look at this. How to fight a battle."
Shi Wucai responded, grinding his teeth like a rat with the hard soy cake.
Gu Huaiyang glanced at him again, endured it for a while, but couldn't help rolling his eyes, and said, "Remember to rinse your mouth when you go back, I see that your teeth are really hard work, and if you grind it like this, the iron pestle will be ground into an embroidery needle. already."
Shi Wuyuan held the Su cake in his mouth and bent his eyes and laughed. There were a lot of broken cake residue on the corner of his mouth. There was a small dimple on his left cheek. Shameless to come.
But when they arrived at Guji, they realized that this battle didn't need to be fought at all - the so-called "King Guji" was actually just a big gangster, probably because he saw that the place where the emperor was far away was lawless, and it appeared today. The three princes, two generals will appear tomorrow, and their hearts are very itchy, so they gathered a group of his own brothers and broke into the city lord's house.
Originally, the people of Guji City were scattered, but his hand was very easy, so easy that even King Guji himself did not expect it.
However, before his lord's addiction was over, he heard that something was bad, and Cui Hu, the king of Anqing, sent an army to retaliate. King Guji thought to himself that he had succeeded in his rebellion, and that he was also a hero, so he organized people to fight. He stood on the city wall, listening to the hunting wind blowing the flag on the wall, and couldn't help but raise a bloody soul in his heart, as if the road to domination of the world was about to begin.
Unexpectedly, before the dream was over, he saw An Qingjun approaching in the distance.
This King Guji is just a big bastard, and his words are only two baskets less than one basket, and the marching and fighting is even more crap. have never seen such a battle before, and standing on the city wall is soft, and the crotch is in the crotch. The wet piece was actually urine.
His smug general and the ruffian-born General Wang Ergou Wang saw that he knew the situation was going, and when he changed his mind, he attacked him from behind King Guji, stabbed him to death, and then rushed forward, standing upright. He knelt down on the ground, raised his hands high, and shouted in a loud voice: "The traitor is dead, the last commander Wang Ergou welcomes the prince into the city!"
He didn't even know who was coming, so he stabbed the former master with a steady and ruthless slash. Whether it was Gu Huaiyang and the others who were under the city, or the defenders on the city, they all stared at this rare scene in a hundred years. people react.
For a moment, Shi Wuyuan was still riding on the horse, and poked Meng Zhongyong with his saber, which was used as an ornament and never unsheathed. Meng Zhongyong then reacted and shouted: "Your mother, if you don't open the city gate, we will never open the gate. Where to go in?"
The murderer in the city shouted: "Yes, the last commander will go to open the city gate!"
The defenders in the city looked at each other. "Your Highness" was killed by someone with a knife, so what's the point? He only hated that he didn't react fast enough and didn't catch up with the first power, so he also scattered in a swarm, scrambled to open the city gate and set up the suspension bridge, and let Gu Huaiyang in, and Gu Ji won it without any effort.
Before Gu Huaiyang and his party recovered from such an easy victory, Shi Wuyuan sighed while listening.
Li Siniang asked, "Little monkey, what happened to you?"
Shi Wuyuan hesitated for a moment, then sighed, "It's a pity."
"What a pity?" Meng Zhongyong was impatient, "Why do you have to drag your fart for three more paragraphs? Can you say something quickly and tell us to live a few more years!"
Shi Wuyuan glanced at him leisurely, and let Ma Xiaobu sway across the suspension bridge as if he were outing, and said, "I was afraid that Gu Ji would be difficult to fight, so I went to Lord Cui to borrow a trebuchet, but he would not borrow it. Then I misunderstood the prince, thinking that he was deliberately making things difficult for the elder brother."
Gu Huaiyang coughed and looked straight ahead.
Shi Wuyuan continued: "It seems that I use the heart of a villain to treat a gentleman's belly, alas! Before I left, I was still thinking about this matter, and seeing the prince so jealous, I felt very sad, and when I was sad, I gave it to me. The lord looked at the little brother Zhao in the warehouse for ten taels of silver. That little brother Zhao was exiled to Anqing from a foreign country. Things are dry, set fire to the warehouse."
Meng Zhongyong and Li Siniang both looked at him with grim expressions.
Gu Huaiyang turned his head and said viciously, "Liu Shut up, keep up!"
Shi Wuduan shook his head with shame, followed by hearing the words.
The next day, when the three small counties and eight villages near Guji were without a leader, they all came to surrender when they heard that there was a team here.
A few days later, just in time for the gathering on the 15th day of the first month of the month in the estimated city, there was a scene of cars and horses rushing to the top of the street.
The guards in the city have all replaced their own people, and Shi has nothing to do, so he wanders the streets.
Suddenly, he saw a small stall not far away, selling living creatures in the mountains and forests. The small cages lined up had everything from mountains, squirrels, and rabbits. Shi Wuyuan's eyes fell on a rabbit.
It's not that he has good eyes, but that the rabbit is too conspicuous - the fat head and big ears are so outrageous that they are the size of a puppy. It can't even turn around in the small cage where other rabbits are comfortable, but it can still chew the leaves with relish, and explain the fatness to the end, and passers-by all point out and comment on it.
Shi Wuyuan looked at the rabbit and its fast-moving three-petaled mouth with good eyes. He was stunned for a moment. He didn't know what it was like, but a smile appeared on his face. He squeezed past the crowd. After a few steps, he said, "Boss, that..."
Unexpectedly, at this moment, a man took a step ahead of him, lifted the cage containing the rabbit, and looked at it in his hand.
This is a man in white, with a long and jade-like back, and the people in the market are clearly distinct, Shi Wuyuan frowned, squeezed over, coughed lightly behind the man, and asked, "This brother Do you want to buy a rabbit too?"
The man in white turned his head, revealing a handsome and innocent face, which happened to meet Shi Wuyuan's eyes. Shi Wuyuan's remaining words were all stuck in his throat, and the two were stunned at the same time.