Chapter 103 The vernacular immortal's wedding banquet and mourning

Thanks for the pity: "How?"

With a "pop", Mingyi fell face down on the altar, seemingly unconscious.

On the other side, Shi Qingxuan was silent and shed two lines of tears.

"..."

Xie Lian hesitated: "How are you two adults, can you cheer up and comment on it in words?"

Shi Qingxuan came back to his senses, wiped a tear, grabbed his hand, shook it hard, and said vaguely: "...His Royal Highness."

Xie pity held him back and said, "What?"

Shi Qingxuan stuck his tongue out and couldn't speak. After a long while, he pushed Mingyi with tears and tears, and said, "Brother Ming... Brother Ming! Brother Ming, what's wrong with you, cheer up, wake up!"

Mingyi was lying on the table motionless. Shi Qingxuan has always been unbearable that others do not respond to him, and pushes harder and harder, and finally shakes the other party. Xie Lian couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but reminded: "Master Feng Shi, or you should put down the broom first, and have something to say."

Shi Qingxuan held the broom and turned back and said loudly, "Ah? What did your Highness Prince say? I can't hear you clearly!"

Xie pity helplessly, shouted into his ear: "Master Feng Shi! You are not Master Geo, Master Geo is here, here!"

At this moment, Mingyi suddenly sat up. He actually regained his male appearance in an instant, his face was ashen, and he said, "I have a demon. Please help me get rid of it."

A spoonful of soup can actually eat the devil, Xie Lian was shocked, and said: "...No..."

Shi Qingxuan pointed at Mingyi, his eyes widened and said: "Wait, you! What kind of evildoer are you, you dare to play with a spear in front of this Fengshi? Brother Ming, let me cover you, let's take him down together first. ." Said, grabbing the broom with one hand, and sacrificing the fan fan with the other. When this fan goes down, the entire roof must fly immediately, Xie Lian quickly went up and hugged him, saying: "It can't be done. Two adults, you all wake up!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Qi Rong thumped and laughed outside the door, scolding: "It deserves it! Dog official! Quickly ascend to heaven! Have fun! Relieve your anger!"

The two priests in the room staggered and groaned. Huacheng leaned against the wall with his arms in his arms, Xie Lian looked at him, and then looked at the wind master and the ground master who were curled up on the ground, and whispered: "Is the water added or less... How can you react more than Qi Rong? big?"

Huacheng raised his eyebrows and said: "I think it's pretty good. It's a matter of their taste. It's a common thing."

Xie Lian never thought about what Qi Rong eats on weekdays, and what the priests eat on weekdays. Comparing the two, the priests felt a greater gap and stimulation, and their reactions were naturally more intense. Of course, he didn't even think about whether there was anything more after the pot passed Huacheng's hand.

Depressed and guilty, he poured seven or eight bowls of water into Shi Qingxuan and Ming Yi each, and the two priests woke up leisurely. Although his complexion was still blue and his eyes were straight, he was still awake and his articulation was clear. The only small problem is that Shi Qingxuan still couldn't stop crying, biting his tongue from time to time when he spoke, but it was no big deal.

After a while, the four of them finally sat down neatly around the altar.

Mingyi was still lying face down on the table, motionless, like a corpse. Thanks for the pity: "Master Feng Shi, you just said that there is something very important that you want to ask me for help, what is it?"

The haggard-looking Shi Qingxuan threw a soundproofing spell on the door to ensure that people outside could not hear, and then said in a hoarse voice: "...That's it. Cough, cough. Your Royal Highness, you are hidden in the city, After 800 years of cultivation in the human world, I have seen many walks, and I must have encountered many monsters and ghosts, right?"

Xie pity held his hands and said: "I have encountered some."

Shi Qingxuan said: "Then I want to ask, have you...have you ever met a 'vernacular immortal'?"

Xie Lian was stunned and said, "Weeping at the wedding banquet, vernacular immortal?"

Shi Qingxuan lowered his voice and said, "Exactly!"

Suddenly, Xie Lian felt horrified, and a swish cold air rushed up his back.

At the same time, there seemed to be someone in his ear, sneering softly and humming an incomparably weird little tune.

The warm and bright Little Bodhisattva Temple, which had leaked in sunlight from the windows and broken holes, dimmed for some time, as if it was shrouded in a huge shadow. And Xie Lian's limbs are getting colder and colder, as cold as iron.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Xie Lian couldn't help wrapping his clothes tightly, and felt that it was necessary to speak directly, saying: "I want to ask... Who is laughing? Who is singing? Who is blowing air-conditioning behind me? Who makes the room so dark? "

Shi Qingxuan wiped his tears and said, "Oh, it's all me. It's a little magic that I cast, don't worry about it, it's just for a little more atmosphere."

The other three at the table were speechless. After a long while, Xie Lian supported his forehead and said helplessly: "...Master Feng Shi, otherwise, don't blow the cold wind. In this weather, everyone doesn't wear much. In fact, the atmosphere is good, you can do it with one hand. Add cold wind, match music... but it's all messed up."

Shi Qingxuan said: "Ah? Is that so?" So with a wave of his hand, he removed the cold wind that was pouring into the back of the four people, and said, "But the room is still so dark. I light a candle to feel more." Said Then, he took out a candle and lit it. The faint light of the fire illuminated the two snow-white faces and the two white faces with blue in them. It was really atmospheric and very feeling. I was afraid that Qi Rong outside the house would be scared to see what the hell was going on.

The other three didn't want to say anything, Huacheng leaned back, and Mingyi kept his corpse. Xie Lian rubbed his brows and said, "Go ahead... What did you just say? The vernacular immortal. You said it was a rotten mouth. When you talk about the vernacular immortal, I haven't realized what it is."

Shi Qingxuan was shocked and said: "Your Highness, the Crown Prince, you are so courageous, it's not good to call it that!"

The vernacular immortal, although it is called "immortal", but everyone calls it "immortal", but it means it, save face, I am afraid that it will sound bad, if it is known, it will come to you to look good. In fact, everyone can't wait to call it a rotten-mouthed fairy and a rotten-mouthed monster, the more ugly it is, the better. Because it's really abominable.

Yes, ordinary monsters and monsters are scary at best, but they are "abominable". Because, it likes to pour a basin of cold water out of nowhere when a person is happy. Just imagine, a couple of newlyweds get married, and something like this appears at someone's wedding banquet, drinks someone's wedding wine, and suddenly says, "It won't be long before you two will be separated!" Appeared, and in the sound of congratulations from the crowd, he said, "In a few years, you will be imprisoned!"

If it is entangled with a person, it will follow him like a shadow, tightly bound, and will constantly issue the exact opposite curse when that person's happy event arrives. You can imagine how horrible it was. Especially those people who are very taboo with bad omen, when they encounter this thing, they will die of embarrassment. No one wants to be entangled with this kind of thing, but if they do, they can only admit that they are unlucky, because no one has figured out how it picked people to start.

It seems that Shi Qingxuan is very afraid of this thing, but Xie Lian doesn't care, saying: "Nothing. This thing is nothing to be afraid of."

To be precise, this thing is afraid of him. Shi Qingxuan came to the spirit and said: "It seems that you have encountered His Royal Highness Prince? Is it possible for this kind of thing to be completely obliterated?"

After pondering for a moment, Xie Lian said: "I did meet two of them many years ago, but they didn't appear again, I don't know if they were completely obliterated, but from my experience, it's not too difficult to deal with. "

Shi Qingxuan was overjoyed and said: "Two? Both of them were dealt with by you?! Then I really found the right person! What is the situation?"

Xie pity said, the first is just like this: Many years ago, Xie pity passed by a small town, and a wealthy businessman sent his daughter to the imperial city to study. Because he felt that his daughter was in good spirits, he publicized it with great fanfare and was beaming with joy. Unexpectedly, joy gave birth to sorrow, and during the farewell banquet, a voice suddenly said loudly: "Your daughter will overturn the car on the road and fall to her death on the cliff!"

The rich businessman was furious on the spot and wanted to grab the person who was speaking, but after the person finished speaking, he got under the table and disappeared out of thin air.

Now, everyone is afraid. It just so happened that Xie Lian picked up the junk from this family that day, rubbed some leftovers, and was about to take it back. Hearing about it and knowing what he had brought in, he told the wealthy businessman not to worry. He asked the wealthy businessman to hire more than 20 guards, plus himself, and carefully sent the young lady to the imperial city all the way, and waited beside her for a while. A month later, the young lady won first place in an appearance competition, and her chance came.

That night, everyone held a banquet for the young lady in a restaurant in the imperial city. Sure enough, another voice said from the crowd: "You will be..."

As soon as he heard this, Xie Lian immediately grabbed the thing hidden in the crowd, pinched its throat, and prevented it from saying that sentence. Immediately, he locked its body with a talisman, beat him violently, and then asked someone to get a carriage and drove it wildly on the cliff. When it came to a corner, the reins were cut off, and the car drove it down the cliff. Answered its own curse on others.

The other three said, "Is that so?"

Xie Lian said: "That's it. Dealing with rotten... well, vernacular immortals. There are three ways to deal with vernacular immortals: First, don't let it speak, and pinch it off before it speaks. This can be prevented for a while, but it can't be prevented. Forever, it is impossible to prevent.

"Second, if it opens its mouth, don't let the object it curses hear. Anyone who hears cursing words when they are happy will inevitably have a trace of fear, and this thing feeds on this fear. , for pleasure. The more afraid you are, the happier it is, and if you are really frightened into a trance, and as it says, screw up what you're doing, it's mana increases by leaps and bounds. But unless you're deaf, it's always One day I will hear it. In fact, even the deaf may not be able to escape, because someone pierced both ears in order to escape this thing, but it was still useless.

"On the other hand, if you ignore it no matter how it curses or throws cold water on you, it will do nothing to you. Therefore, the most effective method is the third method: let yourself have a lot of happy events, and don't pay attention to it at all. It doesn't matter if it says it or doesn't say it, forget it all after hearing it. Let yourself become stronger and stronger, and don't follow the miserable future it presupposes for you at all. In this way, in the end, it will get nothing from you. When the pleasure is reached, most of them leave in despair. Of course, it is also possible that they are just lurking temporarily, waiting for the next opportunity to take advantage of the emptiness."

Although this third method is the most effective, it is also the most difficult to achieve. After all, who in the world can truly be as stubborn as a rock without a trace of turbulence? The more Shi Qingxuan listened, the tighter his brows became, and he said: "What about the second time? Did you solve it the same way the second time?"

Thanks for the pity: "The second time, it may not be useful to others. After all, the situation is special."

"What kind of special law?"

Thanks for the pity: "It was me that it found."