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    Chapter 154: Why Don't You Li or Disrespect 2

    Seeing that an uninvited guest suddenly broke in, Jing Wen was vigilant: "Who are you?!"

    However, the person who questioned him was not actually a "person", but an extremely rough stone statue of a man, naked, but covered with strips of cloth, inexplicably strange and inexplicably funny.

    No wonder he did not make footsteps when walking, but made a strange sound of "dong dong"; no wonder Pei Ming and Lingwen were shocked when they saw him; no wonder Pei Ming said that Lingwen was talking nonsense with his eyes open. Because, from head to toe, this thing really doesn't look like a female ghost at all.

    Both Pei Ming and Lingwen were wrapped in scroll-like objects, and they were firmly grasped by Jingwen, unable to move. Thanks for the pity, it was easy to recover, and said: "???I???"

    Jing Wen said, "Are you Prince Xianle?"

    Thanks for a pity, and said: "Ah? You actually recognize me? This is really..."

    However, it is not surprising that when Xie Lian first ascended, the battle was huge. He may not recognize every priest in the heavenly court, but every priest in the heavenly court definitely recognizes him. Just like now, he didn't remember what Jing Wen looked like at all, but Jing Wen still remembered him and said, "Of course. His Royal Highness has ups and downs in his immortal journey. I don't think it would be difficult if I didn't know you!"

    Xie Lian was inexplicably moved, and subconsciously said: "I am honored, I am honored... However, how did you become this..."

    Jingwen said, "How did I become like this?"

    Xie Lian coughed and nodded, feeling that this question was a little rude. However, Jingwen took the opportunity to attack and said: "It's not thanks to this slut Nangongjie! After the decline of Jingwen Hall, my mana became weaker and weaker, and she even went into the well to hunt down and stop me, so I attached this stone statue as a last resort. It can be preserved to this day!”

    Lingwen said: "It's not too much compared to you, isn't it? You personally ordered me to stay in Jingwen Hall until the third watch, but in a blink of an eye, you said that I was shamelessly staying late at night to entangle you. Words kill invisible, I use a sword Respond more politely."

    After speaking, he suddenly kicked out, kicking Zhong Jingwen's lower body. In the eyes of Xie Lian, this move is really not powerful. After all, the stone statue is not the body, and it can only break the few strips of cloth on Jingwen's body at most. Unexpectedly, Jing Wen let out a sharp scream, as if he had really been kicked to death, and covered his lower body.

    However, it's too late. The layer of white cloth surrounding his crotch was kicked off by Lingwen's kick, Xie Lian looked at it quickly, and there was nothing under the white cloth.

    The meaning of nothing is that it is a naked stone statue, however, under his crotch, there is nothing he should have.

    This stone statue is actually a castration statue!

    Thanks for the pity: "It turned out to be the statue of the eunuch!"

    This kind of stone statue is often found in the tombs of high-ranking officials and nobles. However, it is extremely ironic that a male priest like Jingwen who loses to a woman and cares about everything, his final destination is a statue of a eunuch slave!

    Lingwen laughed and said: "I said why are you so angry? That's it! I can't reach that high? How high can you get now with this look, I'll wait and see! Hahahahaha..."

    Jingwen's fig cloth was torn off and smashed, and he was furious. He grabbed Lingwen's hair and shouted, "Shut up! I don't know how many priests have slept so badly to get to where you are today, what are you proud of?! I apologize!"

    Lingwen almost pulled out a bunch of hair by him, but he reluctantly begged for mercy, let alone apologized. Pei Ming said: "Are you really a literary god? There is no elegance at all, and all the shrews who scold the streets are prettier than you!"

    Thanks for the pity, for fear that he would strangle both of them to death when he was excited, he couldn't help but "hello", raised his hand and said: "Calm down! real!"

    Jingwen grabbed Lingwen with one hand, covered his lower body with the other, and roared, "You lie! Does it make any difference?! Try it if you don't have it?!"

    Thank you sincerely: "Really! Believe me! I, although there is that thing! But! It is no different from not having that thing! Because of me!"

    He offered himself again, showing himself to speak. Hearing this, Jing Wen seemed to calm down a bit and said, "Which one are you?!"

    Thanks for the pity: "That's it! You know! Even if I have it, I never use it! Cough, in fact, whether it is a male priest, a goddess, or... other priests, these are things outside the body, don't have to be so persistent... "

    Jingwen interrupted him: "Since you think there is no difference, then you cut it and show it to me."

    Thanks: "???"

    Jing Wen immediately said: "Didn't you say that there is no difference? Hypocrisy! You are clearly reluctant to have this thing, stop using that nonsense to persuade me, I am not a child who will cry and repent after eating two of your candies. Young! It doesn't matter if you don't cut it, I cut him!"

    He was referring to Pei Ming. Pei Ming was stunned: "What the fuck?!"

    This is terrible. Although there are many people who want to cut off General Pei's thing, Xie Lian doesn't want him to be successful here, and hurriedly said: "Jingwen Zhenjun! Although it is her fault that Lingwen bullied you after your decline, but you also bullied you originally. If you pass her, it will be even, so why do you have to do this!" While talking to divert his attention, he quietly let go of Ruo Xie and let it slip behind Jing Wen like a snake. Jingwen said, "It's even? It's not that simple. You reminded me, I have something to ask this bitch! - Nangong, Xu Li destroys the country, have you done anything?"

    Jingwen is the god of literature who was enshrined on the altar by the kingdom of Xuli, and the kingdom of Xuli is his foundation. If the foundation is destroyed, it will naturally suffer shocks and even decline. Therefore, it is very reasonable for Jingwen to doubt Lingwen. After he asked, Lingwen kept his mouth shut and did not answer. Jing Wen shouted: "Come on! Are you a ghost?! I knew it, it must be you! It's definitely you, otherwise it wouldn't be possible to destroy it so fast! It's all for you, the insidious bitch! That idiot general It must be your fault!"

    Thanks for the pity: "Why did you ask yourself before Lingwen answered... Wait, what? What general?"

    Over there, Lingwen suddenly laughed lowly. If it wasn't for Jingwen now attached to the eunuch stone statue, his face was expressionless, I'm afraid he would have gritted his teeth and said, "What are you laughing at?"

    Lingwen raised his head slightly and said softly: "You know, in front of him, calling him an idiot, will there be any consequences?"

    Jingwen still didn't know why, the next moment, the scroll that bound Lingwen cracked, and a hand with a black sleeve protruded from the broken debris, covering its heavenly cover.

    Before Jing Wen could say a word, he froze, a crack appeared on his rough face, followed by the second and third...

    Within three sounds, the entire body was smashed to pieces!

    And Lingwen broke free and stood on the spot, with layers of black air floating around her body, and the pile of gravel residue at her feet.

    It turns out that the "ancient country" in the legend of Jinyixian is the country of Suri, and Bai Jin is also a native of the country of Suri. As soon as Xie Lian finished sorting out his thoughts, he heard Pei Ming, who was still tightly bound by the scroll, saying: "Lingwen? You stop first."

    I saw Lingwen turned around and was walking towards him step by step. Thinking that Fang Cai Lingwen said to Pei Ming, "He doesn't like you very much", Xie Lian said: "Oops, is this going to kill people?"

    As Lingwen walked, he slowly comforted: "Bai Jin, he is dead, it's all nonsense, nothing."

    However, the effect didn't seem to be good, and Lingwen said again: "Old Pei, I can't help it. He heard Jingwen say that you are my concubine and wanted to kill you. Your Royal Highness, do me a favor!"

    She didn't need to remind her, Xie Lian had already slashed the scroll that bound Pei Ming with a sword, Pei Ming jumped up, the two flew out of the hole, returned to the ground, looked down, and saw Ling Wen Yi The fist smashed on the place where Pei Ming was lying, and the rocks splashed, and the power was amazing. It was even more ruthless than the few punches that Xie Lian hit above to explore the way!

    Xie Lian took Ruo Xie and wrapped it around his wrist. Pei Ming also kept his wrist alive. After being tied for so long, his left hand also swelled a little, but it was probably only from being stung by one million wasps to five. The degree to which a hundred thousand wasps were stung. He said, "I'm fucking wrong..."

    Before he finished speaking, Lingwen's figure was already in front of him!

    The two exchanged palms, and each stepped back a few feet. Xie Lian and Pei Ming looked at each other, their hearts were troubled, and they ran wild. Xie pity ran and turned back and shouted: "Lingwen! Can you persuade General Bai again!"

    Lingwen chased after them and said, "I persuaded me! But he doesn't believe me anymore!"

    Pei Ming said: "It must be because you lied to him that he was injured!"

    Thanks for the pity: "Lingwen! Can you change back to the female appearance? The female appearance's body, the lethality will be slightly restrained!"

    Lingwen said, "No way!"

    Xie Lian: "Why not?"

    Lingwen: "He won't let me change back!"

    Pei Ming: "I see! This kid doesn't dare to stick to a woman's body! Coward!"

    Boom! A roof smashed over from behind, almost pressing Xie Lian and Pei Ming Taishan to the top, Lingwen said: "I didn't throw it! Who asked you to scold him, he was even more angry, both of you are in danger!"

    Thanks for the pity: "Ah? What's the matter with me? I didn't say anything, Lingwen, please let him not count me?"

    Pei Ming said: "Forget it, the more people there are, the better to share. His Royal Highness, where is Xiao Pei? Where is Banyue National Teacher? Where is your blood raining flower?"

    Thanks for the pity: "Go to the other direction to find you, don't count on it, we have already run for dozens of miles, let's run first! He has sucked more than a thousand demons, and it is not easy to face it!"

    Who knows, just after he finished speaking, suddenly the soles of his feet floated, and the whole body was lifted up. Not only him, but also Pei Ming, looking closely, it turned out that the two of them were each caught by a large net and hung in the air.

    This is really a disaster, and the net seems to be made of special materials, which cannot be torn open with bare hands. At the same time, many green-faced and fang-fanged demons and ghosts popped out from the woods in all directions, at least one or two hundred, all of them clapped their hands in ecstasy: "Caught!!!"

    "Hahahaha, is this the first time someone has been caught? This trap is so useful!"

    "Look at what was caught, how many heads!"

    It was unexpectedly careless, panicking, and falling into the trap of these third-rate brats. Xie pity subconsciously touched Fangxin and swiped the net, only to find out that the net just started suddenly, Fangxin fell off his hands and landed without bringing it up, and Lingwen had already caught up with the net, and the one under his feet was Fangxin. A group of little ghosts didn't know what came, and said happily: "Another one!"

    Lingwen raised his hands, and each palm held up a group of dark ghost fires. He raised his head and said to Xie Lian and Pei Ming: "Two, I... Really, I can't help myself."

    Xie pity sighed and said: "Lingwen, can I ask, what will happen if I get hit by this group of things?"

    Lingwen said: "The last time I used such a big ball of ghost fire to hit His Highness Qiying, he was injured. But fortunately, he can still run and jump."

    It seems that the lethality is not large, and it is nothing to be hit. Xie Lian and Pei Ming both breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It's okay, it's okay..."

    Just after saying "It's okay", the two groups of ghost fires in Lingwen's hands suddenly increased tenfold, turning into two raging fires rising into the sky!

    Thanks: "..."

    Pei Ming: "..."

    "..." Lingwen said, "But what happens to such a big group after being hit, I don't know."

    Pei Ming roared: "Wait, but I'm really not your concubine?!!!"

    Lingwen said: "I don't know, but it's useless if you know me!"

    A circle of monsters and ghosts were stunned by these two raging ghost fires. They quickly copied the guys, surrounded them fiercely, and shouted: "Good boy! You are very courageous, and you want to take our heads and kill him when you are about to die. !!!”

    However, the little bastards like them do not pose any threat to Jin Yixian, at best they are just a new wave of nutrients for him. Lingwen turned his head slightly, and the phosphorescence of the ghost fire reflected in his pupils. It seemed that he was ready to receive the head that came to the door. At this moment, a gust of wind blew suddenly.

    In the screams of screams, the group of little devils were blown to the sky in an instant!

    Rather than being blown to the sky by the "wind", it is better to say that it was caught by an invisible giant hand!

    Jin Yixian seemed to be aware of it and became vigilant. Lingwen's hand holding up the ghost fire also lowered, and slowly glanced around. Xie Lian tried to look up, but the dense branches and leaves blocked his sight, and the screams of the ghosts stopped abruptly. Therefore, he didn't know what happened above. Pei Ming said alertly: "Who is here?"

    After looking at it for a while, Xie Lian suddenly said: "Didn't you smell it?"

    Pei Ming said: "What?"

    Thanks for the pity: "Flower fragrance."

    Pei Ming asked suspiciously, "Is there such a thing?"

    Xie Lian closed his eyes. After a while, he affirmed: "Yes. It is indeed the fragrance of flowers."

    A faint, eerie, cool floral fragrance. Don't know what name, don't know where. Very light and very shallow, it seems that there is nothing.

    Pei Ming frowned and said, "I didn't smell the fragrance of the flowers, but I did smell it..."

    Before he finished speaking, he felt something dripped onto his face, and when he wiped it, his pupils shrank slightly.

    is blood.

    The ghost fire in Lingwen's hand was also dropped two drops, and the flame immediately weakened. He looked more alert and raised his head sharply. In an instant-

    Bloody storms are falling from the sky!

    Pei Ming hanged higher than Xie Lian, and was immediately beaten into a red hot chicken by the sudden blood rain. Only one pair of eyes were black, black and white, and both eyes were wide open. The ghost fire in Lingwen's hands was completely extinguished long ago, and he dodged and hid under the tree, avoiding the same consequences as the unsuspecting Pei Ming. Xie Lian suddenly felt that the binding net was broken, his body sank, and he fell down. He turned over in the air and landed steadily, just as the bloody rain was about to come.

    It was too late to dodge, Xie Lian raised his sleeves, and was preparing to block as much as he could.However, after the darkness, he heard a low chuckle.

    The air was suddenly filled with a mysterious and confusing floral fragrance.

    Xie Lian raised his face slightly, he didn't feel the rain hitting people's face, but felt something extremely soft passing by.

    As soon as he stretched out his hand, caught it, and looked down, what was quietly falling from the palm of his hand turned out to be a small dark red petal.

    He raised his head again and held his breath in disbelief.

    The rain of blood all over the sky turned into a rain of flowers in the sky!

    No need to guess who it is.Xie pity gathered five fingers, held the petal, and blurted out: "Sanlang!"

    As soon as he turned around, he saw Lingwen fell silently.And that independent place, the tall and slender boy with black hair and red clothes and a light smile, who is not Huacheng?

    The flowers fall like blood, and the blood flies like flowers.The face was as handsome and agile as the first sight, and the eyes were shining.He slowly put the slender silver scimitar into the sheath, and said solemnly: "His Royal Highness, I'm back."

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