Chapter 30 Lan He: I'm Not Interested in Money

It has been more than 200 years since Xiaolai passed away, and he is also frightened. This makes Song Futan feel that he is not only cute, but he is much more alive than the living people in this world.

There are ghosts and ghosts in the world, people come and go, bustling, but whether it is among people or ghosts, Song Futan has never found the same as Xiaolai.

Song Futan didn't pierce him, but said, "That's Huangpizi's illusion, and number 001 is still with me."

"Is it alright? I almost thought it died in battle to protect you." Lan He thought that 001 had an accident at first, but repeated twice in the middle, and saw that the skull's heart sank, but now Song Futan said, 001 is actually Perfect...it's like a roller coaster.

Song Futan took out an object from his bosom, it was actually a golden lotus flower, with a paper origami donkey with slightly torn hind legs under his head, "I was here to visit the tomb during the day, and I was probably stared at by Huangpizi. , brought me here after nightfall. I had no choice but to take away No. 001, so I put it away and used a part of the rosary to stabilize it. The yellow skin is still not giving up, the skull was originally intended to be used to scare Mine, you...be careful."

The skull is where spirituality resides. The ever-changing immortals like Huangmen and Humen sometimes use the skull to increase the strength of the transformation technique. Of course, the human skull is the best. This place is full of graves, and it is not difficult to find the skull.

Where did Lan He hear about the latter, and she didn't have the heart to be happy for No. 001. "Isn't this the lying fish on your rosary? How did you take it off? Does the rosary move like this, is it still effective?"

Of course, it was taken down to protect the little lame donkey. He has a rosary to protect his body and his heart is tough, but the number 001 is made of paper, and Huangpizi can see that he values ​​it very much.

Song Futan said lightly: "It's just for a while, just don't leave the body."

"Still... What if there is an accident? What are you doing? It's just a paper donkey." Lan He asked him to quickly tie the lying fish back, and he took the paper donkey over by himself, and the paper donkey passed him. In his hand, it became bigger, and he shook his head and came to life.

Because it was the first thing you gave... Song Futan said silently in his heart.

Lan He stroked the donkey's head, also thoughtfully. Although it is just a paper donkey, but with a lot of interaction, the little lame donkey is still a bit special. think at the beginning, he just fanned it and turned Song Futan and went back, what a coke.

The little lame donkey also rubbed his head against Lan He's waist aggrievedly.

Lan He: "Don't do this next time. If it's a big deal, I'll fold another No. 002."

001: "???"

Lan He rubbed the donkey's head, "Hey, don't be afraid."

At this time, Lan He was in the mood to go back and think, "Okay, it's really a yellow-skinned guy, this guy who's going to die."

Lan He touched the lame donkey and said, "This yellow-skinned man is dead, stealing third brother Yan's hat, stealing the golden mouse, and dare to..." Bullying his donkey.

At this moment, Lan He heard the sound of shouting and killing.

When he looked back, he saw that he was hitting the top of the mountain where the cemetery was, and a high-headed horse rushed down. Under the moonlight, there was a skeleton in armor sitting on the horse's back. In the dark eye sockets were two groups of red flames. They said they were flames, but they glowed with cold light.

The skeleton cavalry opened his mouth, and his chin made a sour sound of karakara, and the roar seemed to be coming from hell. He rode his horse flying, as if he was about to rush in front of him in the next second and trampled Lan He down, and his might came towards him.

Lan He couldn't help but take a few steps back. Seeing that Song Futan didn't move, he stopped and cheered himself up. What, I have always been the only one driving the ox and horse to plow others!

Wait, where did the skeleton cavalry come from, once he calmed down, Lan He suddenly thought of something, and quickly burned Big Hu's nails, and sharp nails grew on his left hand.

At this time, take a closer look, where are the skeleton cavalry on the hillside!

In front of him, it was clearly an orange-yellow weasel, riding a huge khaki hare under his crotch.

This weasel has a pair of shiny bean eyes, a small piece of melon rind on his head, two semi-circular ears pierced from the melon rind, a tree stick in his hand, and two eyes flashing strangely The red light, the long tail is very fluffy, and the demeanor is like a humanoid.

The other party hadn't reacted and couldn't be fascinated by them. He grabbed the rabbit's ears and half stood up and waved the tree stick aggressively. His mouth was like a groundhog and shouted: "Ah-!!!"

Lan He: "..."

... The weasel without special effects is simply too sandy.

Lan He did not retreat and rushed up, the weasel was stunned for a moment, "Ah?—ah!!"

If this is anything else, it's just a weasel. Lan He now has the ability of the big girl Hu, and she has a feeling that she can walk sideways among the four gates with a diameter of one hundred miles from Miaogan Mountain.

He stepped forward and overturned the weasel with one paw, grabbed the back of the neck and carried it off the back of the hare. The weasel was more than fifty centimeters long, and it was smooth and smooth.

Lan He pressed it to the ground and directly smashed its head into the soil, and the cry was buried in it.

The hare is on the weasel's recipe. It was coerced by the weasel into a mount. At this time, it suddenly escaped from the wolf's mouth.

The weasel made a muffled voice from the soil: "Forgive your life! This master, spare your life!"

Lan He laughed twice, he realized here, why he was blinded before, obviously before Gu insects could not bewitch him. Thinking about it, although she has the nails of the big girl, Huang Xian is also good at illusion. Just wearing nails instead of burning them is fine to deal with temptation, but not for Huang Xian.

Fortunately, he borrowed the strength of the big girl Hu, and once he got angry, it was difficult for the weasel to charm him, and it was much easier to beat him.

He pulled the weasel out of the ground, "Why, now that I know I'm spared, I just wanted to scare me, can't you see that my hat is so high? You dare to provoke Dongyue Yinsi?"

The weasel said in horror: "Are you really from the Yin Si of Dongyue? I saw that this hat said that I came here, and I thought it was a singer! I haven't seen these four characters written on a hat in all these years. …”

"Don't pretend to me, bully the weak and fear the tough guy." Acting in front of me, you are still a little tender, Lan He added in his heart, besides, he has seen Hu Qijiu and knows the urine of these four major sects. Xing, "You are really bold, tell me quickly, did you steal Yan San's official hat and golden mouse?"

Lan He was ferocious, but Huang Pizi screamed, "How can this be blamed on me! I've been here all the time, and it was only the day when Yan San's accident happened. When the golden mouse was stolen, I went to Miaogan Mountain for a meeting. Since you know the big girl, you will know when you ask!"

"It shouldn't be that one." Song Futan said, he had met Huang Xian before. Although he couldn't see his face, let alone smell it, the two gave him a completely different feeling. , his intuition is not the same.

Lan Hexin said okay, there are still a lot of yellow immortals, and it seems that they are not so lucky to catch them, "I said how do you know so thoroughly, so you can see my friendship with Mrs. Hu. Okay, then you I swear it wasn't you."

The oath will sense the world, Huangpizi weakly said: "I swear, if I steal something, I will turn into a leprosy."

Lan He sneered: "Is this also called an oath? Did you really steal it?"

The weasel quickly shook his head, "No, no, I swear, I want to steal the golden mouse, so I will fry it in a frying pan for a hundred years."

Lan He: "It's almost..."

Weasel heaved a sigh of relief and said flatteringly, "Master, is it alright now?"

Lan He smiled at it and punched it again, "What can you do, how dare you bully our little Song, and my donkey! Didn't you see the sign on its neck that said Dongyue Yinsi?"

The little lame donkey chirped twice, and stepped on the yellow-skinned head with his hooves. It grabbed the brand and kept playing stupid.

The weasel's face was swollen, it whimpered and exaggeratedly said: "I really thought it was fake, sir, I now know that I was wrong, it turns out that this person is covered by you, I have a wife and children, please be generous and forgive me Me! I swear I will never dare, or I will fry it in oil for two hundred years! Please, if Miss Hu finds out, she will definitely not forgive me!"

Lan He called No. 001 out of breath before saying, "Hmph, let's leave this matter for now..."

He has to send another letter to Lao Bai. told him before that Lao Bai hasn't come yet, so let him not run away in vain.

Weasel was already in a state of embarrassment, and he was relieved when he heard Lan He forcefully ask: "You still have to make it clear to me that you occupied the ancestral grave of the Lao Yu family, right?!"

weasel:"………………"

And ah? ?

It was all stunned, and they all said that our Huangmen turned into the wind, this old man changed three cases in an instant, and he didn't let it go. I thought it was for the donkey, and then I heard him ask the golden mouse, and now I still talk about Yu Home business.

The weasel couldn't help but say, "...Master, who did you come from?"

Lan He: "Can't I go out three times at one end?"

weasel:"……"

Song Futan: "..."

Seeing the Weasel choked in silence, Lan He said, "A Gu Master for me took over their job to mediate, and it just so happened that you bullied my donkey again, do you understand?"

He pushed it onto Ying Shao easily.

Song Futan also thought of something, "Is it the Yu family from Kunlun Pictures?"

Lan He: "Yes, you know that too?"

After he finished speaking, he thought, nonsense, didn't the Yu family also invite Master Fufu.

Song Futan nodded and said, "My father has a little friendship with their family, and I heard about it." Yu Hangjia also wanted to invite Master Fu through his family, but was unsuccessful.

Lan He heard the words, but his mind was slightly erratic. So, Xiao Song was actually related to the Yu family... He didn't know the real life of Song Futan at all, and they always talked about ghosts and gods. It's just that Lan He felt that he might have seen more, and Xiao Song talked about ghosts and spirits as if talking about people.

At this moment, Lan He was a little curious about what Song Futan in the sun looked like...

"Yeah, I took it!" The weasel's split voice brought Lan He back to his senses, "Yes, I took it, I'll explain, but I came to take revenge in an upright manner. Master Impermanence, a hundred years ago , the surnamed Yu was still a little baby, and he met me on the mountain in his hometown. I was going through customs, so I asked him to be banned."

Debating the seal is also one of the four major cultivation methods. The Huangmen is used more often, just like alchemy is used in the Humen, and pressing a car is used in the Baimen. When Huangmen practiced to pass the pass, he went to the human beings, the spirit of all things, to ask for a seal, that is, to ask people: "Do you think I look like a human?"

If you even ask three people, and they all say the same, then it can take off the body of the beast. But if people say it's not like it, then it's all gone.

Because the story of Hu Huang is widely circulated, even Lan He has heard of the legend of the seal. Even if no one explains it, he knows the meaning.

Weasel said aggrievedly: "I asked the last one, I said you look like a fairy, he said, I look like a melon skin!"

——Yu Lao artist, whose ancestral home is from Sichuan. It's not surprising to see a weasel with a melon rind as a hat and a ragged shirt, blurting out your melon rind.

"I had to cry and go back to practice again, and since then, the immortals nearby began to laugh at me and called me Gu Erzhen. Because of more and more, I can't take off this name gradually, everyone only knows Gua Erzhen. Two real people, no one calls me by my real surname."

Lan He: "..."

Should it count as a name, or the power of faith?

Although Gu Erzhen himself did not admit it, everyone called him that, and in the dark, this nickname was also recognized by heaven and earth. If there are many people who call Master Lan Helai and Xiaolai, the roster of the underworld will even be recorded.

Lan He said speechlessly, "This is a normal weasel, doesn't it look like a human?"

The real person Gua Er said ashamedly: "I'm also thinking about whether it can be done in one step!"

——If people really answer him like a fairy, then he will be prosperous. What are the real people called? Like the tea shed on Miaogan Mountain, there is a real person named Liu Sizhen, who is a fairy family of Liumen who has attained Taoism, but they all practice good deeds and cultivate it step by step. But this weasel wanted to be opportunistic, but was scolded as a melon rind.

Lan He shook his head and said, "You're not greedy enough to swallow an elephant."

Some adults may be afraid of the immortal family's revenge, so they ignore it or say something like that, but children are daring and won't care about that much.

A real person can only be called a real immortal. The name of this real person is a mockery. The weasel took off the skin of the melon and wiped away the tears that didn't exist on his face, "But my Taoism is ruined. , I am also suffering. Now that I finally finished my cultivation, I sought revenge from him, but after a hundred years of cultivation, he died a long time ago, and he has become a very popular artist. People always come to sweep the tomb and repair it. The golden light is so bright that I dare not approach it. It took a few years before I finally had the opportunity to invade his shady house and take revenge on his children and grandchildren."

Hu and Huang are so evil, so even people who worship Bao Jiaxian are quite afraid of these two doors. They are too uncertain, not to mention that they come and go like wind. It's hard to feel guilty.

Gua'er real person can feel that the Yu family owes him from the bottom of his heart, and he will cut off his way, and he will hate him for a hundred years.

Lan He's movie was also affected, so he hammered Gua Er again, "Small belly chicken intestines, no wonder you can't become a fairy!"

The real person Gua Er has been beaten down, and there is no love in life, "Reconciliation is impossible anyway, I want to make the eight generations of their family suffer!" As he was talking, he caught a glimpse of Lan He's face, and his arrogance was low. After going on, he changed his face and said, "But if they are sincere enough, they can also enshrine my family as a family fairy, and I will naturally bless his family's eight generations without worrying about food and drink."

Lan He: "..."

Well, this is the yellow door that turns into the wind. In the folk, those who worship family immortals are indeed not all invited to repair the God of Wealth Building by themselves. Some of the immortals have been bullied, injured, or harmed, and they come to take revenge.

As long as they can find the incense head who can "convince them", the two sides can fight and negotiate, they can turn them into immortals. That is to say, turn hatred into offerings, pay back what you owe me with incense, and I will be fine with you.

Lan He: "People don't have to worry about eating and drinking for a long time. If you think about it, they may not be happy. I don't care about this, I just take you to discuss with the Yu family. Where is your family?"

He remembered that the Yu family also invited Ma Xian to come, and Ying Shao also followed. He will follow, no matter what the result is, this bastard has to return the logo, don't disturb his movie release.

...

Yu Hangjia and the others arrived at the cemetery one step later, because the other party was probably a yellow immortal, and he obviously knew more about the animal immortals. Mr. Ma had prepared two crooked-neck phoenixes—that is, roast chickens. They took care of chickens. It's called Little Phoenix.

Hu Xian Huang Xian generally likes to eat chicken, so prepare roast chicken. After talking, he will not only reward his own immortal family, but also appease the opposite Huang Xian.

Yu Hangjia didn't want to come because he had promised his father and the tomb of his great-grandfather was involved. His wife also persuaded him, but he still came in together.

He said hello to the cemetery, and no one stopped him. The group went in and went straight to the tomb of Yuhangjia's great-grandfather.

When he got close, Yu Hangjia took a deep breath before he got to the front. Although it was a public cemetery, it was considered a high-end place. The feng shui was good. A small cemetery. The place is relatively large, and there are loess flowers and plants left. His family also made some small designs for the tomb of his great-grandfather.

Looking at it now, one of the cypress trees specially planted on the left and right has fallen down, and the bricks above have been washed away and pressed on the tomb of his great-grandfather. Yu Hangjia was in a hurry for a while, and felt that the management of the cemetery was so ineffective, if Mr. Ma came to investigate, he would not know.

And when they got to the tomb, everyone smelled a strong stench.

When Yu Hangjia thought of Huang Xianzhi again, he no longer doubted it. Isn't this the smell of yellow skin? He covered his nose and said, "Mr. Ma, what should I do now?"

"This fellow has already deceived Lingzu's tomb, and helped the soldiers to light three yellow sticks!" Mr. Ma said, and the two gods immediately placed three sticks of incense on the tomb. Just to let the immortal family on the body talk to the foreign immortals here, and by the way, it is also a induction.

As soon as the two gods lit the incense, they saw that there was no fire at the head of the incense, and black smoke was coming out, and even the ashes of the incense burned were black.

Ying Shao was a Gu Master. Although he didn't know that in the custom of being a horse immortal, it represented a bad omen, but the Gu worms on his body were restless, as if warning him that the current situation was not good.

Ying Shao was very energetic, and his fingers touched the Gu worm on his chest. At this moment, the three incense sticks fell straight down!

An ominous omen... Ying Shao's heart was beating like thunder.

The next second, Yu Hangjia suddenly said, "Let's put the crooked neck phoenix on it, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Ying Shao scolded secretly in his heart, Yu Hangjia's originally calm voice was unexpectedly like being strangled by the neck, and his voice was soft and feminine.

After Yu Hangjia finished speaking, he started to get the roast chicken.

This roast chicken is made by Mr. Ma's family's secret recipe. The chicken is selected and stewed for several hours with star anise, cinnamon, grass fruit, angelica, ginger and other multi-flavored seasonings to let it taste delicious, and then cook it again. , the chicken skin is an attractive burnt yellow, and it makes people drool.

Mr. Ma's face also changed, and he went to catch Yuhangjia with his helpers, but Yuhangjia's strength was huge, and he threw them both away. He said: "The front of the horse greets the yin and yang drums, and the back of the horse greets the small top god, the patient is ready, a stick of yellow incense and a table, sit upside down on the grave and throw it out!"

When the two gods heard it, they threw the drum to Yuhangjia. Yuhangjia's body froze, and he was caught by the two of them and dragged to the tomb. lost.

At this time, Mr. Ma stopped again, and said sharply: "This yellow-skinned child is a mother not a male, and the one we talked about before is a family!"

Isn't it the one he negotiated before? One male and one female, I'm afraid it's not a family, Ying Shao hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter if the male or the female is, let's get it out of Mr. Yu first."

Mr. Ma sighed greatly: "Alas! I'm afraid it won't work!"

Ying Shaozheng wondered why, only to see Dema Xian and his two gods let go at the same time, Yu Hangjia fell down, smashed on Ying Shao, and strangled his neck in a very twisted posture. Ying Shao was unprepared, so he locked his throat.

"Hoho!" Because of being possessed, Yu Hangjia was so powerful that Ying Shao couldn't breathe after a while. Zi slapped his face and grabbed his hand, and went to summon his golden silkworm Gu.

But for some unknown reason, the chest where the Golden Silkworm Gu was located was dead silent.

The air became thinner and thinner, and the scene in front of him gradually became blurred. He bit the tip of his tongue with all his strength and chanted a spell. The next moment, the humming of the golden silkworm seemed to fill his ears. come over.

Ying Shao took a closer look and saw that he was still at the tomb, where Yu Hangjia did not strangle his neck at the tomb, it was clearly his own hands that were stuck around his neck!

In front of him, there was a little weasel squatting, with two claws clasped on his chest, looking up at him, with two pupils in his red eyes, which were extraordinarily strange.

Seeing him wake up, the little weasel took a few more steps and hid behind a big weasel.

——There were another one, one big and one small, there were three weasels in total.

Another little weasel was staring at Yu Hangjia's practice. Yu Hangjia didn't know what kind of vision he fell into. He took off most of his clothes and kept kowtowing before the grave, his forehead was covered in blood. The big weasel was fascinated by the others, who were fighting with each other.

Weasel's charming mind is very powerful, thanks to Ying Shao's ability to raise Gu, Mr. Ma himself is a disciple of the horse, and the immortals in the hall are no match for this yellow-skinned child, Ying Shao desperately shouted other people's names: "Mr. Ma, wake up. President Yu! President Yu!"

That little yellow-skinned boy wanted to rush over to make trouble with him again, but Ying Shao was on guard this time, the Gu ghost defended himself, and kept his sanity, he thought, for the money, he fought hard!

When he was about to rush up, he saw a red light fluttering over, a familiar figure wearing a tall hat appeared, and a black-robed ghost beside him, leading a lame donkey, he was surprised and happy, saying that he was lucky. Low only saw the evil, he saw Mr. Lai before he even got through, it must be because he was possessed by the yellow skin just now, "Master Lai?! Mr. Lai, it's me!"

It's just that when Master Lai came closer, Ying Shao saw clearly again that he still had a paper rope in his hand, and the other end of the paper rope was tied to the neck of a weasel. Ying Shao was even more overjoyed, he knew that Master Lai would not help Zhou to abuse him.

When he saw the black-robed man, he was a little hesitant, and he wasn't tied up, and he didn't look like a ghost, but now he was in a hurry, and he didn't care about it, he just said, "Come on, sir, save my gold master. dad!"

"...Wait." Lan He responded and glanced at the real person Gua Er. He raised his upper body and said a few words to his wife and children. The strange light in their eyes dissipated. Next to the real person Gua Er, he squatted down next to it.

Gua'er Zhenren's wife is only about two-thirds the age, and the child is even smaller.

Yu Hangjia and Mr. Ma woke up. Yu Hangjia touched his aching forehead, bloody, and stood up with bared teeth and grins. He saw four weasels squatting in Ying Shao's place, one of them was wearing a melon rind hat, dressed like a human being. , his eyes seemed to glow in the dark, almost scared him to death, and flashed behind Mr. Ma.

"Mr. Ma, this is Mr. Lai! He is the one who tied the yellow skin!" Ying Shao and Yourong Yan, if Yu Hangjia is his father in the world, then Mr. Lai is his father in the underworld.

When Mr. Ma and Er Shen saw Lan He's hat, the corners of their mouths twitched, but they didn't dare to wait any longer, and hurriedly greeted them and said, "Come on, sir."

The immortal family on Mr. Ma also used his mouth to say: "It was the impermanence master of Dongyue Yinsi, thank you for your help today."

Lan Hao nodded and said, "For the sake of righteousness and bravery, I sent this yellow-skinned man to have a good talk with you." Although he said so, everyone could see that he was very rude to the yellow-skinned man.

Yu Hangjia couldn't see it, he just stared blankly in which direction: "Ah?"

Ying Shao pondered and reacted, "Mr. Yu has a gourd pendant on his body, which covers his yin and can't see Mr. Lai. This is the Mr. Impermanence I was talking about, uh, and..."

He looked at Song Futan, but didn't know how to introduce this person, "Lord come, who is this?"

Lan He joked: "This black dress, what do you think it looks like?"

Ying Shao's lips moved, "Could it be your CP?"

Lan He: "..."

Ying Shao: "Wrong or wrong, I mean, partner? Black impermanence? No, there is no uniform..."

Lan He felt a little embarrassed for some reason. She blamed Ying Shao for talking nonsense, but she remained calm and said, "He's in plain clothes, so he didn't wear his hat. It was written as 'Everyone is gone'."

Ying Shao: "..."

Ying Shao's first reaction was to make a joke, but when he looked at Master Lai's hat, he became silent again. Don't say it, everyone has come, and everyone has gone, it's quite a match.

Yu Hangjia continued to be at a loss: "who else?"

Mr. Ma explained: "Here, the master and a colleague have taken Huangpizi, and now we can have a good talk with them." He exchanged a look with Ershen. Happy with the money, they respectfully said to Lan He, "Today I'm too tired to come to my lord, I don't have any other specialties here..."

Lan He's eyes immediately shifted to the two roasted chickens, the delicious Northeast roasted chickens.

But Mr. Ma took out a cloth bag: "I brought you a bag of paper money, please accept it with a smile."

What a specialty this is! !

Lan He looked into the distance and said, "I'm not interested in (paper) money."

Gu Erzhen: "..."

Mr. Ma: "…………???"

Is this a fake scumbag, and someone who is not interested in money? Are Chinese traditional customs not followed?

It's mainly the Xianjia in Mr. Ma, who is also very angry: the master is a bit pretending.

Yu Hangjia is still at a loss: "what?"

The Xianjia on Mr. Ma burst into tears: "He said he was not interested in money..."

Yu Hangjia: "..."

Lan He: Is this what it feels like to pretend to be a big boss?

The author has something to say: Weasel ears are quite cute...