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    Chapter 37 I eat, I eat, I eat

    Lan He opened the door and went in first.

    Bai Wu probed his head at the door and stepped in tentatively, "It's not as small as I imagined..."

    The decoration style here is relatively simple, and there are not many things in Lan He, and it seems that the space is ok. Although it has been away for nearly two months, it is clean and there seems to be no dust.

    "Sit down first." Lan He went to put the suitcase away, looked at the empty room, remembered something, and called out twice, "Seventy-nine, seventy-nine? Are you here?"

    ——There is a Hu Qijiu who should still be recovering from his injury at his house, but he is not sure how the injury is, so he has left.

    He was not at home the whole time, and Hu Qijiu couldn't harass anyone, so he might be gone during this period.

    "I'm here, I'm here." A female voice came. Hu Qijiu was still there. She came out of the kitchen, holding her stainless steel basin in her hand. She just didn't know if she was eating, "You're finally done!"

    Lan He refused to take her to filming, so she was about to get moldy.

    Before Lan He could answer, Hu Qijiu's nose twitched, "What's the smell?"

    She rushed to the living room and saw Bai Wu sitting on the sofa, and immediately frowned. It was really frizzy. Lan He saw that there were a few beards floating out of her smooth face...

    Hu Qijiu thought that Bai Wu was the Baimen who secretly followed Lan He back. Lan He didn't pretend to be invisible, it was time for her to show her performance. She was a Humen who could look after the house.

    "Where did the thorns come from, trespassing on Ben Xiangu's territory." Hu Qijiu's fingernails suddenly became longer, his eyes were sharp like knives, and he pierced at Bai Wu.

    Bai Wu's eyes turned red again, "Senior, I came back with the Zun family to receive offerings..." The helpless and weak voice was like a steel needle, piercing Hu Qijiu.

    Holding the stainless steel rice bowl, Hu Qijiu took a few steps backwards and almost vomited blood, "What did you say?!"

    She was so loud, Bai Wu curled up on the sofa again.

    Lan He came out, "Don't scare him."

    Hu Qijiu: "..."

    Hu Qijiu was speechless.

    Humen, am I Humen? Is it a fox? Why does this happen……

    Lan He explained: "I rescued a hedgehog when I was on the set. It wanted to stay by my side to repay it. Later, I saw that its character was really good, so I decided to bring it back to raise it."

    A lot has happened in the past two months.

    Bai Wu shed tears: "You didn't say it, you already beat Hu Xian."

    Lan He: "I don't. Would a kind-hearted person like me save only one small wild animal? This one was also rescued and was recuperating at my house—hey, Hu Qijiu, are you healed? , can't you go back to the mountain?"

    Hu Qijiu rolled on the ground: "If I don't go, I won't go, I won't go, I'm the one who came first, I've cleaned your house for two months, and I even taught myself how to pass the plumbing! This mourning door takes advantage of the emptiness to enter!"

    Just called the thorn group, and now it is a scornful name for the white door: mourning door.

    Lan He: "??? You really learned how to use pipes?"

    "Don't interrupt." Hu Qijiu continued to kick his legs. "You said that raising the mourning gate will raise the mourning gate, and you will sweep me out of the house! Do you know how much courage it took for me to follow you!"

    This Lan He really didn't understand, "How old is it?"

    Hu Seventy-Nine: "If you don't get it right, you'll be torn apart by Miss Hu, woo woo woo, how can I get in while I'm taking advantage of it..."

    Lan He: "..." Is it time to say that nesting dolls are prohibited?

    Even if Lan He didn't say it clearly, with Hu Men's brain, he knew that Lan He knew Miss Hu, and Miss Hu even gave her nails, so she could guess what would happen. She also wanted to take the opportunity to cut Hu's beard, but she didn't think so, but was cut off by a thorn! !

    I lost a lot of money. took a stainless steel rice bowl to clean it for two months, and was cut off. This is not only a problem of loss, but also seriously hurts the self-esteem of the fox spirit. Throughout the ages, how can the fox spirit lose to the thorns.

    Hu Qijiu was immersed in his own grief: "It's good behavior, do I have bad behavior! I hate you! I'm going to chop off my tail!"

    She started to go crazy, grabbing the remaining half of her tail.

    But Guanghao didn't make a move.

    With such a shout, Lan He has the illusion that he is a scumbag. "You calm down, the situation was different at that time. Are you hungry or not, I will find some incense for you to eat."

    Hu Qijiu wiped his face with his sleeve, threw the stainless steel basin to the ground, and said maliciously, "Come on."

    Lan He stared at the stainless steel basin.

    Hu Qijiu silently stretched out his hand and straightened the bowl that fell.

    Lan He went to get the incense and was going to build a small incense tower.

    He went in, Hu Qijiu put away his crying face, and calmly picked his nails and said to Bai Wu, "What will it be?"

    Bai Wu looked at Hu Men's face in horror, "I, I will bring money and treat diseases..."

    It's okay to bring money, that's what the white door is all about.

    Hearing the treatment, Hu Qijiu showed his fangs: "You are not allowed to treat the disease! Hit me with the setting!"

    Bai Wu: "..."

    Hu Qijiu didn't act like he was in front of Lan He at all. Seeing that Bai Wu was frightened, he shrank back. He blew his fingernails and said leisurely, "Although you will accept the confession first, don't forget that I am the one who came first. I will definitely not leave, Lan He will be annoyed by me sooner or later and offer to me. At that time, in terms of ranking, I will be ahead of you!"

    No matter whether it is a home immortal or a altar immortal, it is not only one that can be worshipped, it is a little more lively, like those disciples who go out to work, there are dozens or hundreds of immortals in a hall.

    However, there are many immortal families, and there must be regulations, otherwise there will be fights. The order of the tablets of the immortal family determines their right to speak.

    If there is a master, of course, you can let the master to decide. But Lan He is a family immortal that he brought back by himself, and he can let the immortals decide for themselves. It can be arranged according to the size of the ability, and it can also be arranged according to the family, that is, the order of Hu Huang Bai Liu, the order generally requires all the immortals to be convinced.

    Hu Seventy-nine is a Hu family, and already has the upper hand in the first place.

    Bai Wu summoned his courage and said, "Not necessarily. It depends on the wishes of the Zun family. I don't think you can beat him."

    Hu Qijiu: "…………"

    Those disciples who made trouble with the immortal family were because they had no ability, but Lan He was different. There was no master, there was Yin Si, and there was no teacher and immortal, and they relied on their own suppression.

    Although Bai Wu is timid, he has short-sighted glasses, and he can see Lan He's face even if Hu Qijiu falls into a rice bowl.

    These Humen are used to bullying others.

    They are all immortals, and no matter how timid they are, they still have the heart to compete for the first place.

    At this time, Lan He also came out with a dinner plate on which two small towers were built with incense. He glanced at the two immortals and asked, "Didn't you fight?"

    Hu Qijiu snorted angrily.

    Lan He distributed one of them to Hu Qijiu's rice bowl, burned two pieces of paper money, and threw them into the hollow incense tower, the whole incense tower burst into flames, and the cigarettes curled up, he said with a smile but not a smile: "Try it, this is not an inferior fragrance, right?"

    Hu Qijiu couldn't wait to pounce and ate the incense.

    And White Five——

    When he came out from Lan He carrying such a big plate of incense tower, he was already stunned. It's like a six-year-old child suddenly seeing a colorful and sweet candy mountain.

    Moreover, Lan He even set the whole incense tower on fire, instead of giving him only a few!

    Bai's five eyes are straight, this, this...

    Let's put it this way, if the Siheyuan was a goal he thought was possible to achieve and died a little later, then the incense tower made of super high-quality incense was something he never thought of when he died!

    Is this a sweet dream that only appears after being crushed to death? !

    Lan He's voice came over like a blur: "Do you eat it..."

    After a few seconds, Bai Wucai suddenly woke up, "I eat!"

    I eat, I eat, I eat. Bai Wu plunged his head into the fragrance mist.

    ...

    Bai Wu just ate it. He was paralyzed on the sofa. He had turned back into a hedgehog, with his feet in the sky, Douzi's eyes narrowed, and he was like a fairy. What is Xianjia, this is Xianjia...

    Hu Qijiu was the same, lying on the ground, half of his tail wagging.

    Lan He carefully pinched Yiping's hands and feet, lifted it off the sofa, and placed it on the floor. It's not that pets are not allowed on the sofa, but that he is afraid that Yiping's thorn will scratch the sofa leather.

    Bai Wumeng said, "How can it be so delicious..."

    Lan He: "Maybe it's because I'm in the cooking class in Yinsi."

    Bai Wu sat up, his round body folded, Douzi's eyes widened: "???"

    Too naive, Lan He was afraid that he would take it seriously, "Just kidding."

    Bai Wu lay back: "I didn't expect that being a home immortal would be so good..."

    "That's also my family's fairy. You don't get this treatment when you go to someone else's house to be a guardian or a altar." Lan He said. Although I didn't want to make offerings at first, but once I have raised it, I will raise it well.

    This Baojiatan is also not a bad person, and it does not help others to see things. It is similar to but different from Jiaxian, because Jiaxian is generally lower in Taoism, while Baojiatan is a successful Xianjia. For various reasons, he actively To get the Dharma, to play tricks on someone, to ask for offerings.

    Hu Qijiu was supposed to protect the family in the Yang family before, but she didn't take the usual path and didn't want to take advantage of the people of the Yang family, and the Yang family had long wanted to invite the God of Wealth, so she stayed in his house as a family fairy. The altar immortals who have followers do not care about her, and the Yang family is very proud of this.

    All in all, according to common sense, in the family of the four major immortals, the immortals are relatively weak, and they only enjoy the incense of one family.

    The problem is, the Lanhe family is a family of incense, and a family tops hundreds of families, even the lady Hu who is a messenger in Jinding Miaogan Mountain covets it...

    Bai Wu: "Although...but...it would be nice if I could register in the future..."

    There is a saying in the four gates, called Xianjia registered, the common man opened the top. Once the cultivation level goes up, not only can the statue be placed in the niche, but also can go to the Golden Summit to pay homage to the goddess with the respected family, and leave their own name, which will truly become a stream.

    To pay homage to the goddess, the registration is open. Just like a temporary worker turns a regular, or an audit student is officially enrolled. But that must be at the level of Baojiatan or Tanxian.

    Bai Wu is still a little yearning for the upgrade.

    However, Lan He remembered Miss Hu's resentful voice, and smiled embarrassingly at the same time as Hu Qijiu: "This is not in a hurry..."

    Bai Wu said blankly, "Why?"

    Hu Qijiu looked up at the sky. Anyway, she was waiting for the message to come to an end before Mrs. Hu found out.

    Lan He: "No reason, anyway, it may not be possible to open the roof now, but it is possible to open the scoop..."

    Bai Wu: "???"

    ...

    Lan He also gave Bai Wu a cardboard box to live in temporarily. It was not the first time he lived there. Thinking that there would be a Hedgehog Villa in the future, he went in with kindness.

    Lan He slept until the next morning and was awakened by Hu Qijiu's cry.

    When Hu Qijiu learned that Bai Wu wanted to own the Hedgehog Villa, he was stabbed so hard that he almost fainted from howling. It would be fine if he changed someone to comfort Hu Qijiu. Bai Wu hid in the corner with his head turned inward...

    "Why did it start again?" Lan He yawned, "You finish crying soon, I'll go down for breakfast."

    Hu Qijiu was so choked that he couldn't cry, and even suspected that he had seen through his own plot. Also, he was cold-blooded and ruthless when he even robbed her of chicken! No, the water will flow, and it must be ground until he agrees!

    While changing her shoes, Lan He opened her phone and clicked on WeChat to check it out. First of all, there was the news from Chen Xingyu, saying that she would take him to a variety show and find time to talk in detail... as expected of a model worker! I have already started to resume work, but for Miaomiao, I have also taken over from the relatively easy and local work.

    Lan He quickly returned.

    Look at the circle of friends again, it's incredible, there are a lot of new news reminders, click to open it:

    Song Futan praised all his Moments after he went back last night.

    Lan He: "..."

    He burst out laughing.

    Lan He went downstairs to buy soy milk and steamed buns. He was still a little sleepy when he heard someone talking: "Look at the news, Kinmen Kaner has returned, and the police have unexpectedly found clues."

    "What, didn't Jinmen Kan'er disappear a hundred years earlier?"

    "It was said in the news that it turned out to be living overseas. A collector found it, bought it back, but lost it in the middle, and then found it again."

    Lan He opened his eyes, the action was so fast, he sent it back last night, and the news came out today.

    It was his turn at this time. Lan He asked for a cup of soy milk and two buns, and heard someone talking behind.

    A: "...Master Lai is really amazing, he has found all the gates of Jinmen."

    B: "No, look at how many jobs my brother has been doing recently."

    A: "Unfortunately, these few days my brother wanted to reward Lai Master, but he couldn't. Lai Master is too busy. It's a pity that those delicious food are still full. Thinking about it now, I'm still full."

    B: "No, Shige doesn't want to offer cakes now, wow, Pinfangzhai's egg yolk cake... I'm drooling."

    A: "I don't think the master will come this time, otherwise we won't buy it, go back and wait for the egg yolk cake?"

    B: "Okay, okay, let's go!"

    "..." Wasn't Pinfangzhai's egg yolk cake so popular that he wanted to line up for errands, Lan He suddenly turned around, and it turned out to be Ying Shao's two junior brothers. Yile, "Mr. Lan, good morning."

    "Morning." Lan He took his soy milk buns, and then ran back!

    Ying Shao's juniors and brothers also wondered, what are you doing running so fast?

    Egg yolk crisp here I come! Soy milk and steamed buns should not be wasted either. Lan He finished the solution in three or two in the elevator, and rushed back to find Ying Shao immediately.

    Ying Shaozheng was alone in front of the high-priced egg yolk pastry, thinking whether he should eat it himself, when he saw Master Lai running in, he was surprised and delighted: "Master Lai."

    "Hmm, I feel someone calling me..." Lan He stared at the egg yolk cake and said.

    "It's me!" Ying Shao said with emotion, "Sure enough, sincerity is good. Last time I had to rely on Mr. Lai Lai, I finally made a situation. I have received a lot of orders recently, and I have made a lot of money. I will give you a confession immediately."

    And knowing that Master Lai doesn't like paper money and food, he has solidly bought famous food in the capital, but it's a pity that he has invited Master Lai only once.

    Lan He said while eating: "Well, there is filial piety."

    Ying Shao was overjoyed and could not wait to bow his head.

    The old man came and went in a hurry, and he left as soon as he wiped his mouth after eating.

    Ying Shao hurriedly said: "Master, that, can I borrow your name to negotiate with those demons?"

    "Yes." Lan He looked at him, "but don't use this to make money and deceive people."

    "Absolutely not, don't worry about this, my master has been teaching..." Ying Shao was still reassuring that Master Lai had passed through the wall and left.

    Then, the door slammed, and the two junior brothers came back and winked: "Senior brother, can you eat egg yolk cake..."

    Ying Shao gave them a kind look: "Eat what you want."

    The screen door was closed, Song Futan walked into the inner courtyard from the next steps, and saw the grandfather playing with the birds under the eaves. Sounds good.

    "Grandpa." Song Futan shouted, he came to get the breeding box.

    When Mr. Dou saw Song Futan, he raised his chin at him, "Hey, you want that breeding box. Is it for a girl, do you want me to paint it pink for you?"

    Song Futan: "...Thank you, no need."

    Mr. Dou gave him a strange laugh: "Who is it for? It's the first time I heard you say that you want to give something to someone. It's strange, everyone in kindergarten knows how to give a female classmate Xiaohonghua, you just now. You know you want to send something—don’t, don’t tell me no, ask me early in the morning if the breeding box is still there, and I have to learn to raise hedgehogs.”

    Song Futan was also helpless to the old man in his heart, and only said: "There is not a single word of eight characters."

    "I won't talk nonsense, don't worry, your grandfather has a string on his mouth." Mr. Dou knew that it was a gourd with a sawed mouth, and he couldn't speak, so he had to teach him how to use the breeding box. Look, I have to bring it to him one day, right?

    Song Futan left his grandfather's house and drove to Lan He's house. He sent Lan He a WeChat message in advance.

    Lan He also told him how many buildings he was in, and told him to be careful, so as not to meet Ying Shao - Song Futan also met Ying Shao, and he teased Ying Shao at that time, saying that Song Futan was his colleague .

    On the floor where Lan He's house was, Song Futan rang the doorbell, and after a while, Lan He came to open the door.

    Another first time.

    This is their first time seeing each other in daylight.

    Under the warm sunshine pouring in through the window, Lan He was wearing home clothes, her hair was still up, she was very lifelike, her eyes were bright and moist, Song Futan only felt that her heart was hit again.

    "The breeding box. I also brought some strawberries." Song Futan gestured, putting on the slippers prepared by Lan He.

    "Thank you." It was the first time Lan He saw Song Futan during the day, and he couldn't help but say, "Hey, did you rest last night?"

    Song Futan: "...a little insomnia."

    Last night, he made up for the drama late. It wasn't because of his lack of physical strength that he didn't stay all night, but Lan He used to have some resources that were hard to find...

    "Then have a good rest!" Lan He was relatively close when he received the breeding box. His face was just on Song Futan's shoulder.

    "Ah woo-" Hu Qijiu walked out of the room with a stretched waist, and saw Song Futan and his breeding box at a glance.

    "This is Hu Qijiu, Song Futan." Lan He introduced them.

    Hu Qijiu should have seen Song Futan secretly outside the Juehui Temple, but Song Futan had never seen Hu Qijiu, only heard a little.

    Hu Qijiu reacted quickly, and immediately sat on the ground: "Why is there another one! Why is my life so hard, I will manage the housework for you, but there is no place for me in this family!"

    Lan He: "..."

    Take the opportunity to play, it's not over yet.

    Lan He said leisurely: "If you think about it this way, he came to join this family, not to destroy it."

    Song Futan: "..."

    Hu Qijiu: "…………"

    ...Can you give the vixen some respect?

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