Chapter 38 The View of Parenting Is Not Normal

Hu Qijiu was so angry that he patted his butt and stood up, able to bend and stretch.

"Yiping?" Lan He called Bai Wu out, "Your villa has arrived."

Bai Wu came out leaning against the wall.

It's not a day or two for Yiping to stick to the wall, Lan He didn't take it seriously and said, "Let's see how it goes."

Bai Wuyi raised his head, his eyes narrowed, "What are you looking at..."

He used to have thick glasses on his face, but now they're gone. Judging by the force of his squinting, he might be blind.

Hedgehog's eyes are not good, but after Bai Wu got his way, he made glasses for himself. Lan He asked, "You put on your glasses."

Bai Wu: "Can't find..."

He took it off and took a nap for a while, and just woke up and touched it for a long time, but couldn't touch it.

"Where did you put it..." Lan He thought of something halfway through and looked at Hu Qijiu.

Hu Qijiu reluctantly took out the glasses from his pocket and returned them to Bai Wu.

Only then did Bai Wu look closely, and the rearing box sent by Song Futan was still wrapped in good packaging.

Seeing the big packaging box, Bai Wu helped his thick glasses, and couldn't help but read the words above, but because he was not familiar with simplified Chinese characters, his recognition was a little slow: "The ventilation holes are covered with metal mesh to prevent small animals... "

- Prevent small animals from escaping.

When promoted Yiping yesterday, said to prevent hedgehogs from being harassed, but it's not wrong to promote it in reverse based on his character.

Lan He immediately turned the box aside and took out the breeding box. It is quite large, with a square wood grain appearance, it looks like a big box, but one side has a large transparent acrylic window, and you can see the whole picture inside. The bed is also like a human bed, but it is scaled down a lot. There are stairs connecting up and downstairs, the furniture is on the upper floor, the bowls for eating and drinking are below, there are running wheels for exercise, and even a small hanging swimming ring.

Bai Wu was still a little puzzled. When he saw the large double-storey hedgehog villa, the bright and clean waterproof boards, the clean and transparent acrylic windows, and the exquisite furniture inside, his mind was completely transferred. Hearing the description and seeing the real thing, It's totally two different things.

Their four gates were originally designed to be human-shaped. They used to think that the most advanced building of the God of Wealth, that is, the appearance was made like a place for human habitation, but this hedgehog villa, even the furniture seems to be used by humans.

Although humans are designed for cuteness, for Bai Wu, it is not too great!

Just like seeing the incense tower yesterday, Bai Wu's eyes were dizzy, and he sighed from the bottom of his heart: "How lavish!!"

"Look, there are thermal insulation equipment in winter. Our apartment has excellent lighting. At the same time, we have specially customized curtains for you. If you want to bask in the sun, you can bask in the sun, and if you want to close yourself, you can close yourself." The curtains Lan He said were actually Today he prepared it with an old towel, he thought, Bai Wu will definitely need it.

Bai Wuhun nodded in disbelief.

Lan He and Song Futan were one after the other. After a brief introduction, he couldn't find it in the north for a long time. He only had the word "rich" in his heart, and he was extremely satisfied with this building of the God of Wealth.

Lan He opened the lid, "Then I'll fix the curtains for you."

He used bamboo pieces for incense, together with glue, to make curtain rods, put on old towels, and Song Futan helped him stick them together, which can block light when pulled up. Put a rice bowl in it, you don't need to put food, and insert three incense sticks.

While Lan He and Song Futan were fighting, Hu Qijiu and Bai Wu squatted beside him.

Bai Wu looked forward to it, except for the small size of the home, this is simply a dream-like life.

Hu Qijiu squinted at him, gritted his teeth secretly, the ignorant mourners, so easily satisfied!

But when she thought that she only had a stainless steel rice bowl, she was so jealous that her eyes turned red.

After Lan He posted it, she asked Bai Wu, "Is the room closed? Have you checked yet?"

Bai Wu didn't know what it meant, so he replied casually, "Accept, close."

Lan He opened a handwritten note and used it as a banner: "Congratulations to Mr. Bai for his new home."

Song Futan: "..." Xiaolai is also too interesting.

Where did Bai Wu enjoy these routines, he took off his glasses and wiped his tears: "Thank you, but my real name is not Mr. Bai, I'm called Bai Wu, and I can only tell you one secretly."

Lan He: "..."

The idiots admired it for a while: "I, I still want to write to the elders of the clan..."

What is this, this is what the ancients called homecoming. Unexpectedly, Yiping still has such a brutal concept of showing off her wealth.

Lan He laughed, "Okay, do you want to attach a photo then?"

Bai Wu earnestly supported his God of Wealth Building and took a photo very old-fashioned, but because he used a hedgehog body, his round body stood upright, no matter what other hedgehogs looked like, Lan He looked at him anyway. It doesn't feel like a show of wealth, like some kind of breeding box advertisement.

Lan He's family has a mini Polaroid, and there is still photo paper. After a few clicks, the photo will be in hand.

"Why do I feel like we are pretending to be a family wine." Lan He still had a smile on his face, "During the rest time, making a nest for the hedgehog makes me feel relaxed and happy."

Song Futan nodded, yes, what a harmonious and happy family.

Hu Qijiu held his face and looked at the beautiful Bai Wu: "Hey, let me try it. We are about the same age."

Bai Wu: "Ah?" He didn't believe in Hu Clan at all, but Hu Qijiu was very powerful, and he was afraid, so he thought about how to answer for a long time, and finally buried his head and slowly closed his eyes.

Hu Qijiu: "...??"

what? Just talking and dying? !

...

Lan He and Song Futan went to the kitchen to wash strawberries.

Lan He said, "Let's stay for lunch, I'll cook."

"Okay." Song Futan thought to himself, Xiaolai can cook! In addition to part-time jobs, you have to cook by yourself, and the kitchen is kept quite clean. This is called excellence, right?

Lan He added: "But my level is very average. I usually eat more takeout, so don't dislike it."

So the kitchens are all empty and new.

Song Futan felt distressed in her heart. It is unhealthy to eat takeout often, and she is too busy with work. There is no way...

Song Futan immediately said, "Let's do it together, I will also cook two dishes."

He took out his mobile phone, immediately placed an order to buy raw materials, and brought along the seasonings that Lan He did not have.

"After that... is there any work left?" Song Futan asked again. Yesterday, Dou Qishan kept sending him text messages, asking him to quickly talk to Lan He, and then the project could be officially approved for preliminary work.

They all thought that Song Futan went to talk to Lan He about the role, but the fact is that Lan He didn't even know about it, or even that he became the prototype of the hero.

Speaking of which, it seems that only Lan He can act in this script. Lan He also happens to be an actor and a good actor. Song Futan came to this conclusion objectively based on some of the clips he made up last night, and it is by no means exaggerated. It is logical for him to appear in the role. How many screenwriters are lucky enough to invite prototype characters to appear in the script?

But words are the path to people's hearts. Song Futan was a little nervous about showing the script to Lan He.

"Sister Xingyu said yesterday that she wanted to take me on a show, but I haven't talked about it yet." Lan He thought about it, "I haven't had the rest yet, so I didn't go to the audition."

"I... have a script at hand. When it's finished, can you come and watch it when you have time?" Song Futan asked.

Lan He: "This is the back door..."

Song Futan saw that his expression was very cute, and only said: "It is indeed suitable for you, come on."

Lan He raised his head and said, "Of course I'm coming. This is the work of Director Song and Teacher Xuanguang. I have to run for election!" He looked at the time and said, "Well, I'll get some chili peppers, and my mother will give it to me. I sent you a handmade one, and I will make you a famous dish in Hunan Province, fish head with chopped peppers."

The fish head with chopped pepper is a famous dish in Hunan cuisine. The fish head is covered with a layer of bright red chopped peppers and decorated with a little green chopped green onion. It is very appetizing at first glance. In addition, there is also fried radish with bacon, which is also made by Lan He at a glance.

Song Futan made shredded pork in Beijing sauce, and fried cabbage. The two of them were very rich.

This fish is spicy and delicious, delicious and tender. Song Fu sandalwood is not very spicy, but the raw materials used for this chopped pepper are not particularly spicy, mainly salty and fragrant. In addition, it was made by Lan He, so Song Futan should not be too satisfied.

"Huh? Where are Yiping and Seventy-nine?" Lan He swept away, but there was no sign of them in the house. Earlier, Hu Qijiu said that he wanted to eat some meat to change the taste. Lan He's fragrant pagoda took her away. Get drunk.

"Bai Wu is in the God of Wealth Building." Song Futan said. He saw that the curtains of the Hedgehog Villa were also drawn.

"The seventy-nine may have gone to bed, no matter, let's eat it first, save a few pieces for it, rinse it with water, and don't add too much salt." Lan He said.

Song Futan heard that he was so skilled and asked, "Why can't Xianjia eat too much salt?"

"I don't know." Lan He said blankly, "I just thought that cats and dogs can't either. If you eat too much salt, they will lose their hair."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He took a peek at Song Futan and asked him a question: "What does your pseudonym mean? I've been guessing on the Internet for a long time." Because it's Teacher Xuanguang, everyone gave him a lot of esoteric options. The thousand-word essay links "light" to civilization.

Song Futan was also at a loss: "I just saw a light bulb when I woke up, it's a light in the sky."

Lan He: "..."

This inexplicably reminded him of Hu Qijiu's boudoir name Hu Xiren, which was taken from the fact that he likes to attack living people...these two are almost the same.

When the two of them had almost eaten, Lao Bai came.

"The curtains are drawn, it's very uncomfortable," Lao Bai said. Although they have to be busy to seduce their souls during the impermanent day, as ghosts, they are of course not used to the sunlight.

"Have you finished chatting with the eldest girl?" Lan He asked when he saw him coming, and had already stuffed a handful of ingots.

Old Bai nodded solemnly, "Is there anyone else here?"

"Just Humen and Baimen are sleeping." Lan He went over and opened the lid,

I saw a large hedgehog and a fox with a half tail huddled in the hedgehog villa. It said that it was a villa, but it was too much to squeeze two animals, not to mention that they have been practicing for so long, and their size is not small. So the fox's butt is pressed against the acrylic window and squeezed into a pie shape.

Old Bai thought he meant that the two of them would sleep together, "Tsk tsk, can't you make a bigger room, even if you make a paper wrap. It's too crowded."

Lan He: "...Come out."

Hu Qijiu crawled out in despair: "I'll just feel it."

"Be careful when it explodes and stabs you. You sleep in the bay window of your study, isn't it bigger?" Lan He herself had been stuck on the ground, and she felt particularly empathetic when she said it.

Hu Qijiu was very stubborn: "No matter how big the bay window is, it is not the God of Fortune Tower. I have principles."

When Bai Wu saw Lao Bai, he was stunned: "It's you..."

The impermanence that beat the real person Gua Er that day!

"It's me, it's me!" Lao Bai laughed and pulled out the incense from the white five incense burner, "I was entrusted by your respected family that day to give you a head start."

Bai Wu: "..."

Bai Wu was both sad and moved, but he didn't dare to move...

"Since it's all four major gates, and there are people who are related, I'll just say it." Lao Bai looked around for a week, and he also knew that Hu Si had taken Song Futan away, "Hu Si, indeed, escaped from Miaogan Mountain, The official hat, the golden mouse, and the robbery of the four major gates must be her hands. The eldest girl has confirmed it, and she used an apple core as a substitute."

Old Bai also glanced at Lan He with a complicated mood.

Lan He's heart moved, he probably knew what it meant, Hu Si escaped, then Jinding might really be one of the five dark towns, isn't this bad result?

Lan He: "Can Miss Hu arrest her?"

Lao Bai's words further confirmed Lan He's conjecture: "Miss Hu can't be too busy now, so she has offered a reward. In Beijing, no matter it is the Four Great Sects, the registered ones are not registered, the incense head inside the door, and the underworld outside the door. As long as you can catch Hu Si, you will be rewarded with a pot of incense ashes!"

Incense itself is nothing, but it has spirituality when it is burned into incense and incense ashes. Incense can convey the heart and faith, the gods feed on incense, and the incense ashes also have spiritual power.

Some people even believe that the incense burner is more important than the statue, because all kinds of ceremonies always start from the furnace and end when the furnace is restored.

There is also a saying in Xianjia "to urge incense", and the appearance of spirits is only to receive more incense. Ding Xian'er is also called Dangxiangchai, and her husband is also called Xiangtou. When new branches appear, some incense ashes are also distributed from the old censer.

All these can explain the benefits of this furnace of golden top incense ash, but at the same time, it also shows that Hu Si's force value is indeed very high.

Hu Qijiu was gearing up: "Even if there is no incense ashes, I am going to catch this Hu Si, who dares to rob me of incense, I must take revenge!"

But Lao Bai said solemnly: "When you came out of the mountain, Hu Si had gone to make incense, but she was very fierce, and she was very careful, so she should not be underestimated. Otherwise, the eldest girl would not have offered a reward."

Lan He also said sternly: "I saw that Hu Si once, and he was very fierce. You must not be reckless."

He felt that he didn't get along much, but it was not difficult for Hu Qijiu to understand that this was a typical Hu clan. When he was robbed once, he broke his tail and swore revenge.

Hu Qijiu had a relationship with him. Nails rescued him once, so when he was in his house, although he didn't make offerings, he was allowed to eat and live wherever he wanted. When such a thing happened, he was more worried and stopped teasing Hu Qijiu.

Hu Qijiu scratched his neck and said: "I swear to the gods, and if I violate this oath, I am a fox. You can either encourage me, and if I take revenge, build a building of the God of Wealth for me. ."

Lan He: "...Yes, if everyone is safe, then it's okay to serve you."

Hu Qijiu was stunned, "True, true or false? You agreed? You agreed?!"

Lan He sighed, "I'm not afraid of itching if there are too many lice. But you heard it clearly, the premise is that everything is safe, don't cover your head and rush up to fight. When Hu Sifu is done, I will also get you a Fortune God Tower. ."

In the past, I felt that the affairs of the five towns had nothing to do with me, and I just wanted to quit my part-time job.

He used to turn a blind eye, but after the impermanence, he got to know them deeply, the four immortal families with distinct love and hatred and different personalities, the old white who was greedy for money but also very loyal, the neighbor of the Northeast Gu Master next door, and, all day long. Song Futan, whom the evil spirits miss...

But gradually he discovered that the people (animals/ghosts) he knew were involved one by one, Hu Si coveted Xiao Song, Seventy-nine had hatred in his body, Lao Bai and the eldest girl were under great pressure... Even himself was broken. One example after another.

In fact, before he knew it, he couldn't stay out of it. He loves his own job, but this matter is also closely related to where he works and lives now.

Lan He looked at Song Futan, and found that he was also looking at her, his eyes were very clear, and he pulled the corner of his mouth.

After all, their experiences are somewhat similar, and Song Futan also ignored it since he was a child. So he understands himself very well.

Hu Qijiu showed his fangs: "This fairy will not die with her head covered..."

"I believe it too." Lan He patted the little girl's head, although she knew that she should be several hundred years older than him, "There are so many talented people in the capital, Hu Si will definitely not be able to escape."

Hu Qijiu's ears twitched and he narrowed his eyes.

Old Bai was overjoyed: "Well said, Xiaolai has become more and more aware of impermanence. If it falls into your hands, not only will you have the ashes of the golden roof, but I will also help you apply for an advanced pacesetter in the Yin Division. Impermanence is hard to get!"

Lan He: "...Thank you so much."

Old Bai: "Hey, except for this unlucky Hu Si, all the monsters and monsters are restless, everyone, I have something to do, so let's go first!"

Before leaving, Old Bai looked at the incense ash in Hu Qijiu's stainless steel rice bowl. Good guy, he has saved up a lot. After all, he came earlier than Bai Wu. He said in a more subtle tone, "You're too good for them, you're spoiled."

Lan He smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, yes, admit my mistake, my parenting view is not very normal."

Old Bai: "…………"

...what the heck, it feels like it has been connoted again!

Lan He took Lao Bai to the balcony and waved his hand, wanting to stop comforting the fierce Hu Qijiu. Knowing who the enemy is, she should be pissed off.

As soon as Lan He turned around, he saw that Hu Qijiu had obtained a tape measure from nowhere, and was pouting his butt to measure the apartment: "I think this wall is knocked down, and it would be quite good to get me a towering God of Wealth Building. it is good……"

She also glanced at Song Futan, pretending to be generous but showing off: "If you come, the bay window where I used to sleep can be given to you."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He and Lao Bai made an appointment to do some work in the future to help clean up the evil spirits in the capital.

At the same time, you have to earn money for meals...

In the afternoon, Chen Xingyu also said that he wanted to talk to him about the specifics of the show. Originally, he wanted him to come to his home. Lan He said that there were guests at home. Chen Xingyu asked casually who he knew.

Lan He looked at Song Futan and told her that she was Teacher Xuanguang.

Chen Xingyu was surprised at first, and then wondered if he was going to read the script at home, but he had never heard Xuanguang take such initiative. She originally wanted to another day, but Miaomiao heard Lan He's voice on the phone and kept humming.

"Hey, otherwise, I'll take Miaomiao to your house. I haven't been there, but will it bother you?" Chen Xingyu said.

"No! Uh, let me ask..." Lan He first subconsciously retorted, and then she felt that she had reacted so much, and looked at Song Futan embarrassedly. Song Futan couldn't help but smile and agreed.

Chen Xingyu not only came by himself, but also brought her husband and children together, and when he pressed the doorbell, it was Song Futan who came to open the door.

"Teacher Xuanguang." With Chen Xingyu's usual aloofness and elegance, he couldn't help but show a subtle yet gossip smile.

"Hello." Song Futan politely shook hands with the two of them. Lan He talked about his relationship with the Chen family. Because of the child's relationship, it was fine now.

As soon as Miaomiao saw Lan He, she reached out to hug him all the way, and Lan He put down the tea and took him.

Hu Qijiu circled around Chen Xingyu, who couldn't see him, and nodded very satisfied: Chen Xingyu's condition was very good.

As for the hedgehog, of course it was hiding.

"Oh, there are small animals at home." After a few words of greeting, Chen Xingyu saw Lan He's breeding box.

"Yes, the hedgehog they gave." Lan He introduced naturally, "I rescued one before while filming, and I thought it was quite interesting. I will raise one myself when I come back."

"Huh, it's unusual, everyone keeps cats and dogs. But your hedgehog looks good, big enough." Lao Lin is very simple and rude. The standard for good is big and fat.

Everyone sat down and chatted. Chen Xingyu's information has not been sent yet, but there is no hurry. This could have been done online. Didn't she want to take the children to play with Lan He? By the way, I also watched Xuanguang today. teacher.

"It's still early. I'll order some dishes from the store in the evening. Let's play cards now." Lao Lin suggested, "Four people, just playing mahjong."

Chen Xingyu spit out: "Thank you for being able to figure it out, let Teacher Xuanguang play mahjong..."

Chen Xingyu was not happy, not to mention that she was still holding Miaomiao.

"Then fight the landlord." Lao Lin howled, "I take my children every day, and it's really been a long time since I played cards!"

Lan He laughed, "Mr. Xuanguang, can you play cards with us?"

When Lao Lin saw that Song Futan really agreed, he silently swallowed a duck egg in his heart, and was shocked. According to his wife, the two probably only met for the second time today. Is this the legendary friendship at first sight?

"I heard from Director Wang that you have the title of the gambling king in the crew. Tell you, I also have the title of the community gambling king. Let's have a contest." Lao Lin rubbed his hands.

Lan He: "Is the smell of gun smoke so strong..."

Lao Lin: "Hey, if you want to play, play bigger, and if you lose, you have to dance!"

Seeing that he was still looking at Song Futan, Lan He couldn't help but say, "You actually want to see the appearance of Teacher Xuanguang dancing..."

Song Futan: "..."

Lao Lin smiled: "Look at what you said, it's best for you two to dance together."

How rare is this, Teacher Xuanguang! play cards! Still lost, and punished!

Song Futan's usual image is indeed too mysterious and withdrawn, and even insiders like Lao Lin are eager to move.

Lan He rushed to Song Futan and blinked his left eye, "Okay, come as soon as you come."

"Then I'll deal the cards." Lao Lin stretched out his hand and said to Miaomiao proudly, "Come on, son, give Dad a breath first, Dad won Uncle Lan He dance and show you."

Miao Miao blew a breath on Lao Lin's palm, and Lao Lin was quite impressed, "Okay, Dad must be lucky now."

When the three of them got to the table, Song Futan saw Lan He smiled shyly, and grabbed him from below.

Song Futan: "!"

Song Futan's heart skipped a beat... No one noticed what was going on under the table, Xiaolai's acting skills were also very good, if nothing happened, he pulled his fingers apart, how could he resist, he just let Lan He open his hands , Lan He also took his hand and shook it.

Feeling a little out of breath...

In the next second, Bai Wu quickly avoided the legs and crawled over. He hesitated, but he still blew a breath into Lan He and Song Futan's hands.

Song Futan: "......"