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    Chapter 54 Hu seventy-nine: I'm stereotyped

    Song Futan himself has only ridden 001 once. Later, he kept it as a souvenir and kept it properly. When he brought it out, he would only take it with him and never ride it. Who would suffer from that thing?

    Lan He's paper products are so good, this is the only defective product in it...

    As soon as the old lady patted it, 001 started running wildly with her hoofs raised, and she even worked extra hard because she knew who was on her back, but it was very obvious that it ran deep and shallow under her feet, high and low.

    old lady:"???"

    The old lady swiftly hugged the donkey's neck, so she didn't fall off. At this time, she was about the same as Song Futan when she rode the donkey for the first and only time.

    The donkey ran lame and fast, and in the blink of an eye it was over a hundred meters away.

    Lan He was only halfway through shouting: "Grandma! It'slameah!"

    old lady:"…………"

    right! see!

    After all, the old lady is also the No. 1 character of Miaogan Mountain. She hugged the donkey tightly, and turned back with a kind and even slightly reminiscent smile, thinking that her grandmother became an immortal because she fell to her death on the way up the mountain...

    "It's okay, grandma can handle it!"

    The tail sound wafted in the wind.

    Lan He: "..."

    Grandma was so stubborn, she rode 001 like this, and she rode away with a bad posture.

    As the old lady left, Lan He and Song Futan also woke up suddenly, shivering. After all, it was still early spring, and the temperature on the mountain was lower.

    Song Futan touched it, and the paper donkey was indeed gone, and Lan He also had red marks on his body.

    The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing after a while.

    Why is the old lady so strong? Lan He covered her face and felt very sorry for this grandma Wang San who gave the equipment and skills, but he couldn't hold back his laughter, "No, I have to go to burn an incense tower for grandma tomorrow, and then Burn some paper kraft horses."

    The next day, Lan He got up, brushed her teeth in the yard, and found that Song Futan, who was also washing, kept her brows locked, and asked him with bubbles, "What's wrong?"

    Song Futan said with a touch of melancholy: "...The old man hasn't put the donkey back yet."

    It was agreed that the donkey would be used for walking. It was such a long way, so why should go back to the temple in one night? Even though it was a lame donkey, he couldn't just borrow it and not pay it back. It was his token of affection.

    Lan He felt bad for a while, "After the calf, the more the old man thinks about it, the more wronged he gets, so he deducts 001. Or it is a more terrible result, it turns the old man upside down!"

    The director also brushed his teeth and passed by, and glanced suspiciously at Song Futan and Lan He, one of them frowned in fear. He didn't even look at other people, and he was very worried about these two.

    Lan He secretly touched Song Futan with his elbow, Song Futan was stunned for a moment, and then quickly raised his brows.

    Lan He even stretched out his mouthwash cup and touched Song Futan gracefully to show his kindness.

    Song Futan's eyes were quick, and he moved the rim of the cup down respectfully.

    director:"…………"

    WTF? ?

    Then Song Futan was no longer in the mood to pay attention to the director. No matter how many questions he still had, he couldn't help but climbed to the top of the mountain ahead of schedule.

    Lan He is notorious for not believing in evil people. Of course, he can't burn incense. Song Futan doesn't matter. He still wears a rosary on his neck. There are Guanyin across the sea.

    Song Futan burned the incense tower at the incense pond outside, but the incense was bought in the temple, and the paper kraft paper horse that Lan He folded overnight last night was also thrown into it, and others did not know that it was his own. of.

    The flames jumped extremely enthusiastically in the incense tower, and a piece of intact paper floated out of the furnace, as if it was blown out by the wind unintentionally. Song Futan held it in his hand and saw that it was his number 001.

    Song Futan's heart was relieved, and when he looked closely, the slightly broken back leg of 001 was actually wrapped in gold foil, and it was almost integrated with the paper. If it wasn't for the color, it was definitely repaired flawlessly.

    When Lan He and the others came up, Song Futan showed Lan He a look.

    Lan He was ecstatic. No wonder she came back so late. The soft-hearted old lady didn't get angry with them and the donkey. Instead, she healed the little lame donkey's hoof!

    Lan He was moved and said, "Wuwu, what a fairy grandma..."

    Before leaving, he must secretly go to put incense on grandma.

    ...

    During the day, Lan He continued to record. Under the leadership of the manager of Miaogan Mountain Scenic Spot, he went to see a large piece of mountain apricot blossoms. The deep and light purple color embellished the whole hillside, which was very beautiful.

    Just before this scenery, the scenic spot manager gave Lan He and Chen Xingyu the appointment letter prepared in advance. This is the appointment of the Miaogan Mountain Tourism Promotion Ambassador for a period of one year.

    Although this has been discussed with the program team in advance, and in the past, there have been similar promotions for Beijing attractions and folk customs every season, but this is Miaoganshan after all, and it is also the first time Miaoganshan has awarded, or in other words, the position of wholesale.

    Even if it is more of a tourism sense and is not a particularly high-level scenic spot, Chen Xingyu is still very solemn. After Miaomiao's incident, she has a lot of respect for Miaogan Mountain.

    A long time ago, it was said that the other place, Yaji Mountain, was rich in fragrance, while Miaogan Mountain was poor incense. Because Yaji Mountain is located on the official road, many high-ranking officials and nobles enter the fragrance, and Miaogan Mountain attracts ordinary people. But it turns out that the people are the best. Miaogan Mountain was later recognized by the royal family, and now there are many celebrities who come to incense.

    As the former religious center of the capital, Miaogan Mountain has a very sacred status in the hearts of many middle-aged and elderly people in North China.

    Everyone took it one by one and said two testimonials. Lan He, one of the new publicity ambassadors, praised the natural scenery here in front of the camera: "The air is very fresh, the scenery is beautiful, and people forget their worries..."

    The words he used were nothing special, but when he said these words, a fox jumped out of the grass and looked left and right, as if echoing his words.

    Lan He: "..."

    He quickly avoided a little.

    The staff's eyes widened, "Is it a wild fox?"

    Because on the mountain, it was not during the temple fair, there were not so many tourists, but there were some onlookers not far away, all of them exclaimed, which was very strange.

    The director raised his hand frantically: "Shh! Don't disturb the little animal! Shoot it and shoot it! The actor reacts!"

    Chen Xingyu: "Wow—this is a wild fox? It looks so relaxed."

    The manager of the scenic spot also responded quickly, although this was the first time he had seen wild foxes appear so unafraid of people: "Yes, we pay great attention to the protection of forests and wild animals in Miaogan Mountain Scenic Area, and people and nature live in harmony..."

    Lan He sighed with surprise and emotion: "It's the first time I've seen a wild fox. It's really rare to have such a place in the capital!"

    Miss Hu: "..."

    Miss Hu jumped to Lan He's side, hugged his legs, lay down, grunted, and barked like a dog.

    Lan He had to reach out and lick the fox: "Haha, what a warm little fox."

    Miss Hu glanced at Lan He: Hmph, you know what I'm doing! Helping you build a caring public image!

    Lan He: "..."

    "What are you doing?" came a voice.

    Lan He turned around and saw that it was an old man.

    When the manager of the scenic spot saw it, he said hello: "Mr. Li, it's okay, this fox came out on its own, we just play with it, these are our tourism promotion ambassadors for the scenic spot."

    When the director heard him call Mr., he understood somewhat in his heart. He had been in the capital for so long, and he knew that this should be a fragrant head. After all, this is Jinding Miaogan Mountain, and the other party is so concerned about foxes.

    The incense head of the top immortals cannot directly call the incense head in person. If this is disrespectful, they are called Mr.

    Li Xiangtou brought his disciples to register to open the top. Seeing that they were suspected to be teasing the fox, although he didn't know if he had spirituality, he still spoke out to stop him. Now I can see clearly that I'm only playing with the fox. The fox didn't see being imprisoned. Instead, he heard their big movement and hid in the grass.

    The manager of the scenic spot also said that these are celebrities doing publicity. Li Xiangtou calmed down a bit, and at the same time wanted to do business with these celebrities. A large number of high-level people in the capital are all willing to serve wealthy businessmen, celebrities, and other superstitious people who are willing to spend money, so he has a high-level demeanor: "Young people, everything has animism, you can count as a good relationship like this. ."

    There are really some legends about raising Hu Xian in the entertainment industry, including Chen Xingyu, there are rumors that her son came from Shuan Doll.

    Sure enough, Chen Xingyu and Chen Xingyang looked fine, Lan He just politely said, "Everyone is responsible for protecting wild animals."

    Li Xiangtou: "..."

    The manager of the scenic spot rounded up the field: "Hahaha, today the program team is here to promote the Miaogan Mountain scenic spot for us. Let's continue recording, Mr. Li, you go to the incense."

    Mr. Li nodded. Like them, the relationship between the major incense clubs and the scenic spot managers is also relatively good.

    After thinking about it for a while after walking away, he was reminded by his disciple and said that this actor is a bit familiar!

    The star who was said to be salute by Dao Jiang He a while ago, but it is said that he is not a believer at all, and he is so righteous enough to be invited to the town house... Hey, it seems that he can't make this money.

    The recording of this season's "Yanjing Chronicle" is completely over. Everyone took a group photo in Miaogan Mountain. Because there are many people, they are all standing on the class of the ancient road.

    The photographer shoots at the bottom, "Eggplant—"

    Everyone poses and shouts eggplant together.

    However, at the moment when they shouted in unison, many people vaguely heard a "bah" sound.

    For example, one of the program directors heard it and asked Lan He, who was standing in front, "Did you hear pooh?"

    Lan He poked the ground hard with a stick, and said casually: "I didn't hear it, who accidentally ate the hair?"

    The director suddenly said, "It's possible."

    The director smiled and said to everyone: "Thank you again, Dai Fu is back home!"

    Everyone said to each other, "Da Fu is back home."

    This is also the tradition of Miaogan Mountain. When you go up the mountain, you are pious. When you go down the mountain, you say that Dai Fu is returning home. There are also bat paper flowers for sale here.

    Lan He walked at the end, turned around and bowed in the direction of Jinding. He didn't know if the others wore blessings, but he and Song Futan were really equipped...

    ...

    This day is not only the official blog of "Yanjing Sui Ji Ji", but the official blog of Miaogan Mountain Scenic Area also posted pictures and animations, saying that there are several more ambassadors, including Lan He who was "touched by a fox" " figure.

    When you click on the picture, you can still hear the sound of the fox humming and coquettishly trying to touch it. It is similar to a milk dog, and it is indeed a canine family.

    【? ? I went to the Miaogan Mountain Temple Fair so many times, why didn't the fox touch me?]

    [Every issue of "Yanjing Sui Ji Ji" will promote the good places and folk customs of the old Beijing, which is really great. I have been to the capital once and only went to those famous places of interest. After watching this season, I remembered several times. The place you want to go! 】

    [My friend just went to the spring outing that day. It is said that when Lan He touched the fox, there was a magic stick. I don’t know if it was a fortune teller or a Taoist priest. He told him that it was a good relationship. Lan He said that it is everyone's responsibility to protect wild animals. 】

    [Laughing to death hahaha, then he is great, he is indeed the ambassador of Miaoganshan]

    【I know! The fortune teller above has to pay 10,000 booth fees every year, it is estimated that if you want to make a fortune, it is a sum of money]

    [Say good stars are superstitious? 】

    [Emm also divides people, I can only say that this circle is very particular. And I heard that Lan He is an ethnic minority. Maybe their beliefs are different from ours. They don’t believe in fortune-telling. 】

    [Your brother Xunchun can put makeup on the pig's head for worshipping the gods, how superstitious you can be, you shouldn't be taboo at all! 】

    [What, my brother Xunchun is a minority, why did I only know! 】

    [I saw in the post next door, isn't "The Geometry of Clear Dreams" about to be broadcast, some staff broke the news. It is said that the mother is a minority, but his personal information has always been written in the Han nationality. 】

    [I also saw that it is said to be of Mongolian ethnicity, but grew up in the interior and has become a lot of Sinicization, and their parents are not teachers. But he also showed national skills in the crew, and you can see that his nose is quite high, which is a bit mean. 】

    【Shocked! My elder brother (flower-armed elder brother face) is Mongolian, no wonder it is so fierce, I love it.]

    ...

    Lan He didn't even know that the fact that he was a half-minority group had been revealed. Although the content was completely side-by-side, he was on the phone with the brokerage company.

    Since "Chasing" became popular, there have actually been a lot of invitations. Except for some endorsements, most of them are variety shows. Everyone wants to invite Brother Xunchun to come on while it's hot.

    Of course, there are also drama appointments. His dazzling performance in "Chasing", even if it is not popular, has also caught the eyes of some crews. But Lan He was already preparing for Song Qiyun's play, so many people who had inappropriate schedules could only refuse.

    The company has a once-in-a-millennium encounter, and his subordinates have become popular. They are not in a hurry to make quick money. They frantically let Lan He take over the job. Besides, Song Qiyun has high requirements, so she must give Lan He time to prepare the script properly, or she will regret it to death if she loses it.

    But in order not to waste the current exposure opportunities, they will also select some jobs. For example, the show they are talking to him now is an acting variety show and is being recorded. Because Lan He has been very vocal recently, he has been invited to be an assistant guest.

    Lan He listened carefully, and then went to sign the contract when he agreed.

    Hu Qijiu: "I'm going too."

    Lan He was expressionless: "You are recovering at home."

    Hu Qijiu: "I'm all right!!"

    She burst into tears. She had been locked at home by Lan He for a long time. She was not even allowed to go out in the community, saying that her legs were still a little lame. She even didn't leave her cell phone because Lan He had gone out to work two days ago. Playing at home, "woohoo, there's nothing at home, it's not fun, I'm going to die of boredom."

    Lan He was indifferent, "Learn from Bai Wu, how happy he is."

    Hu Qijiu: "...Of course he is happy!!"

    Some hedgehogs don't love their home like they're dead. They stay in the Fortune Building every day, don't go anywhere, don't do any hygiene, how happy is he? ? But Hu Qijiu couldn't stand this grievance and was about to suffocate to death.

    The doorbell rang, and Lan He went to open the door. It was Song Futan. He cooked some dishes and brought them out. As soon as he came in, he saw Hu Qijiu circling in place, shaking his head.

    Song Futan: "What is she doing?"

    Lan He: "I don't know, let's be a demon."

    Hu Qijiu burst into tears and said, "I'm rigid."

    Lan He: "..."

    Song Futan: "..."

    Song Futan: "It's still necessary to give her some augmentation devices..."

    "It's still enriching. Is it the family fairy or the years I opened the zoo?" Lan He laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I'll take you out next time."

    Hu Qijiu jumped up.

    Song Futan put down the dishes, a mutton sauce stir-fried with red snow, added some soybean sprouts, and the last meal, which he learned from his grandfather. also stewed a big head fish, the heat was just right, and there was some fried yellow tofu in it. Considering the taste of Lan He, also put a few dried chili peppers, which was delicious and fragrant.

    They don't eat every meal together now, but from time to time, Song Futan will cook for Lan He.

    Halfway through Lan He's meal, Song Futan's cell phone rang, "Hello?"

    On the other end is Dou Chunting: "Cousin, I'm at the door of your rental house, why are you not here?"

    Song Futan was indifferent: "What are you doing here?"

    Dou Chunting choked up: "Cousin, please save me, I'm so scared."

    Song Futan: "Don't borrow money."

    Dou Chunting: "..."

    Dou Chunting: "It's not about borrowing money. I haven't asked my dad for money for half a month. I've encountered dirty things." He didn't know that his cousin's back cloud had been handed over, and he was crazy I thought to myself that it should be safe to stay by my cousin's side.

    "You go down one floor." Song Futan calmly commanded, got up to open the door, and saw Dou Chunting coming out of the stairwell.

    Dou Chunting came in and saw Lan He, who was half-eaten, and scratched his head: "Isn't this brother Xunchun, so you rented up and downstairs, is it convenient for work?"

    Song Futan: "Just tell me what's the matter."

    Dou Chunting flattened his mouth and went to hug Song Futan's arm.

    Song Futan stepped aside in one step.

    Dou Chunting: "..."

    He turned to pull Lan He's hand again, Lan He put a pillow into his arms, and he said aggrievedly: "Wu... Then I'll just say that, it won't scare Lan He."

    Before Lan He could answer, he couldn't wait to say: "At the beginning of the month, I bought a new laptop, played games online, and went to a game forum. I met a very interesting netizen in the game forum. We chat every day, since we met her. , I haven't been in a bar for half a month, I can't help chatting with her every day, almost forgetting to sleep and eat...

    "She speaks very interestingly, understands me very well, her thoughts are completely synchronized, and she can even guess what I'm doing. I feel like I like her so much, I keep asking her for WeChat and courtship. Until yesterday, she said that she was also in Beijing, and we Meet directly, run now.

    "I'm so happy. I went out one day early for styling, but when we met, she was nowhere to be seen. I waited for three hours and opened the forum on my phone to send text messages, but I found that I was the only one in the first post we chatted with. People are talking, and other people's replies are all question marks, and they also ask me if I am sick and what stimulates me...

    "At that time, I felt that I was crazy and schizophrenic. Could it be that she has been imagining her all the time? I ran back, but she still existed in my notebook. It was also at this time that I saw the notebook product. There's a face on the screen!"

    Speaking of which, Dou Chunting was indescribable. He thought of the creepy feeling at that time. The frenzy of indulging in online chat was all frightened by the strange woman's face that appeared on the screen, and the seemingly non-existent "Do you regret it?" After flying, he simply rolled away and threw away the notebook and rushed out, but when he walked outside, he saw the notebook appearing on the cabinet in the entrance hall again. The figure on the screen looked at him faintly and reached out to him... …

    At that moment, he almost reached out his hand in a flash, but was awakened by the voice of the deliveryman outside the door, dropped the notebook, and rushed out.

    After Song Futan heard this, he confirmed with his cousin, "You confessed to her on your own initiative?"

    Dou Chunting: "Yes, yes..."

    He panicked even more, is there any solution to this?

    Dou Chunting cried and said, "I was wrong, brother, you have to save me, never again next time! I know now that I was wrong, I'm a fool, I'm naive, I don't even know what people's names are or what they look like. I actually like her!"

    Song Futan: "......"

    Lan He: "...Pfft."

    The author has something to say: Song Futan: ????I can't have this cousin.

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