Chapter 55 Please Burn Me a Lan He

Lan He laughed, and Dou Chunting looked at him again, "..."

So scary, so pitiful, and laughing?

"I'm sorry, I thought of something funny." Lan He turned his face away, not seeing Song Futan's expression, he really couldn't hold back. These two really deserve to be brothers. Although Dou Chunting was unlucky, Song Futan was tempted to Lan He without knowing her real name and appearance...

The connoted Song Futan: "..."

Dou Chunting thought he thought he was making up nonsense, and said to Song Futan, "Cousin, you know me! I didn't say anything, there's a ghost in the fucking notebook!"

Unexpectedly, his cousin gave him a very stern look, he shivered, and he didn't do anything wrong.

Song Futan stood up with a frosty face: "Don't talk about it."

Dou Chunting still misunderstood that he was dissatisfied with his talk of ghosts in front of Lan He, and said, "I didn't mean to scare him, it's not that he questioned me."

Song Futan took another look, and Dou Chunting completely shut up, he said lightly: "I'll go to your place to see you."

"Now?" Dou Chunting's face turned pale, extremely disturbed.

The more fearful he is, the weaker he will be when facing ghosts. Dou Chunting is obviously frightened, not to mention that now the sun is about to set, he is even more empty.

"Then you take a night's rest, I'll make a call, you go..." Song Futan said halfway through, but remembered that the construction of Zhenwu Bridge was about to start, and Master Fu Fu was guarding the chanting. Several masters in the temple have been very busy recently. He is very Reluctantly, "You stay, stay with me tonight, and I'll check your notebook tomorrow."

Dou Chunting nodded obediently and stared at the dishes on the table: "It's like this, I just rushed out and I didn't receive my takeaway..."

Song Futan: "..."

He didn't think Dou Chunting was too frightened, did he? It's bouncing around.

Song Futan picked up some vegetables and a bowl of fish soup for this cousin. After he finished eating hot food, he was next to his cousin again. There was also Lan He who was instilling scientific views, and his spirit became more stable. There is a cat villa and a breeding box at home, "Is there a cat? Can you suck it?"

"No cat." Lan He said, "I haven't raised anything yet, it's empty."

There is a hedgehog in the family, but there are too few people who keep foxes, and it is easy to raise suspicions, so Lan He did not plan to reveal that there are foxes in the family from the beginning.

Dou Chunting said disappointedly: "I haven't raised it yet, it's a pity it's a pity."

Hu Qijiu squinted at him and snorted, "What is a cat?"

Since she knew that she was using the cat villa, she had a grudge against cats.

Dou Chunting didn't know it, and went to look at the hedgehog again, but when he stood here looking at it, the hedgehog turned around and turned his back to him.

In the end, the small back foot seemed to stretch out inadvertently, hooked the curtain made of the towel, and slowly pulled it up...

Dou Chunting: "..."

Dou Chunting burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha! It's quite spiritual!"

Bai Wu: "..."

Just looking at Dou Chunting's current appearance, I really can't think that he was still crying just now, Song Futan relentlessly said to Dou Chunting, "Get ready to go up."

Dou Chunting: "Oh."

Lan He wanted to remind Dou Chunting not to pierce Song Futan's heart next time, and asked him in a low voice, "Do you think my cousin is very indifferent to you today?"

Dou Chunting said sillyly, "Hahaha, he wasn't enthusiastic anyway!"

Lan He: "..."

...

Before going home, Dou Chunting saw his cousin and Lan He went to the room together, and he didn't know what to say. After returning upstairs, the cousin took out a piece of paper with a cold face (or normality): "I will draw a talisman for you, go to bed early at night, don't think too much."

"When will you be able to draw talismans, bro?" Dou Chunting felt strange, and when he looked at the paper, wasn't it the paper of an ordinary notepad, and there was a line on it, he couldn't help but hesitantly said "uh".

Look again, my cousin wrote four words on the paper with a brush.

Song Futan's calligraphy has always been very good. This Dou Chunting knows it, but the four characters, in clear handwriting and in running script, he can recognize as "clean and unstained".

Song Futan handed the note to Dou Chunting.

Dou Chunting: "...This is a talisman??!"

It's funny, the more he thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes, and aren't these four words from Buddhist scriptures? Besides, I have never seen anyone use notepad paper or calligraphy and painting characters.

Ghost-painted talisman ghost-painted talisman, that is, those rune people can't recognize wow!

My cousin told him not to think too much, how can people think too much about this thing.

Song Futan: "Just take it."

Dou Chunting didn't dare to challenge his cousin, so weakly accepted this strange talisman.

Before going to bed, Dou Chunting looked at the room, and Song Futan temporarily tidied up the guest bedroom. He originally wanted to rub against Song Futan's bed, but found that his cousin was putting a sword under the pillow.

Dou Chunting put the note next to the pillow, although his cousin told him not to think too much and go to bed early, he couldn't help but think about it.

Alas, what should I do tomorrow? My cousin is going to help him solve that notebook... But he can't go, he is very scared when he thinks of it. And he liked each other at first, except that he was very funny, because she knew him very well.

But now, he strongly suspects that the other party understands him because he has been staring at him from the screen!

Dou Chunting felt chills on his back just thinking about it. The surprise and sweetness he once had had all turned into nightmares.

He even thought it was incredible. At that time, he was addicted to online dating and didn't look at his mobile phone much. He was obviously a patient with severe mobile phone use. That state was really fascinated.

Dou Chunting reminded himself not to think wildly for a while, but it was difficult to suppress those imaginations for a while. He fell asleep for a while, but woke up again within two hours, and got up irritably to go to the toilet.

Originally, Dou Chunting's courage was okay, but after these days' events made him feel a little scared to go to the toilet in the dark, he turned on the bedroom light, and then turned on the corridor light after going out, but he still felt cold and cold. There was an ominous aura in the air, and even if he kept saying in his heart, don't scare yourself, he couldn't help but clasped his slippers with his toes and curled up white.

He quickly went to the toilet, and as soon as he stepped out of the toilet, the lights in the living room flickered twice, making Dou Chunting almost cry out in fright. It turned out that nothing had happened, and with tears in her eyes, she fled back to the bed.

After turning off the bedroom lights, Dou Chunting pressed his phone tremblingly, and the screen turned on. The time was two in the morning. It really was an accident just now, he scared himself, and the warm bed gave him courage, so he decided to go back to sleep quickly.

"Phew." Dou Chunting breathed a sigh of relief and was about to put down his phone. That's when he saw a message pop up on his phone: Bluetooth is connected.

He was stunned for a moment, the ghost almost opened the notification, and the connected device was his laptop...

It was like a cold air rushed from the soles of the feet down the back directly to the Tianling Gai!

Dou Chunting fought with his teeth up and down, wanting to call his cousin loudly, but when he opened his mouth, he was so dry and nervous that he couldn't make a sound. The bed was warm, but he was covered in ice.

A faint blue light seemed to be reflected on his cheeks, Dou Chunting turned his head in fear, his eyes widened... I saw a familiar laptop with a cracked screen on the bedside table. No, but it scared him to tears.

"what!!"

A human face appeared on the screen, and the wisps of the soul seemed to stretch out from the crack to Dou Chunting, "Didn't we make an appointment, Ben Xian..."

Who is going to run with you! Dou Chunting was so frightened that he crawled back, the smoke like an arm protruded out of the elder, and when he almost touched him, he suddenly backed away.

Only then did Dou Chunting react, he looked down, and he didn't know when he grabbed the so-called talisman paper given by his cousin.

The arm was swaggering at him from a distance away, with slender fingers and an attractive pale pink nails. When he was shaken a little, he felt a faint burning sensation on the paper, and his brain was instantly awake.

Dou Chunting plucked up the courage to unfold the paper, facing the screen, and at the same time, his arm stretched out again.

The ink script sutras overlapped into talismans. As soon as the hand touched the paper talisman, the shape of the text on the paper was spread out and folded again, becoming a rune that he could not recognize, faintly glowing with golden light!

With a chirp, the hand quickly retreated as if it was burned by the golden light, and the golden light of the rune also faded with a faint whistling sound.

At this time, the door was pushed open, and Song Futan appeared at the door with a sword in hand.

"Cousin, cousin!" Dou Chunting ran to his cousin and hid behind him, "It's it, it..." Then he looked at the bedside table, but there was nothing there, and he shivered. Said: "It, it was still there just now, it's that notebook, that damn laptop..."

Did he just dream?

Dou Chunting remembered something, turned on his phone and saw that the blood was about to freeze again, and the Bluetooth was still connected to the computer, "She's still there, look, she's still here!"

Dou Chunting frantically clicked on his mobile phone and wanted to disconnect the Bluetooth connection, but his fingers were cold and trembling, so it was inaccurate.

"Xiaoxi!" Dou Chunting called out to the artificial intelligence housekeeper on his mobile phone.

"Is there anything I can help you with?" the AI ​​asked in a sweet, slightly mechanical female voice.

"Turn off Bluetooth!" Dou Chunting said.

"Why, don't you want me?" The female voice asked with a hint of stiffness.

"I'm X!" Dou Chunting threw his phone on the ground and kicked frantically, "Damn it, fuck it!"

"Calm down." Song Futan grabbed his wrist back.

The cousin's words calmed Dou Chunting, who was on the verge of collapse.

Song Futan pointed the tip of his sword to the phone, and saw on the screen that the Bluetooth connection was disconnected. He held the sword and said, "Don't get excited, the more afraid you are, the easier it will be to let it take advantage of."

With that said, Song Futan walked to the window and pushed it open.

Dou Chunting naturally followed suit. The presence of his cousin reassured him a lot, and the Bluetooth connection was also disconnected. Seeing Song Futan open the window, he also leaned his face out, so nervous that he could barely breathe, he needed some fresh air—

I saw a ghost from the window riding the elevator, slowly floating up inch by inch.

Dou Chunting: "…………"

This ghost bangs quickly covered his eyes, mysterious and gloomy all over his body. He slowly appeared in white clothes. Dou Chunting had just relaxed, but suddenly stimulated, he covered his heart, rolled his eyes, and leaned against the wall. Slip and fainted.

He was already on a roller coaster today. The appearance of this ghost was not the last straw that crushed him, but the last weighing scale. It was too terrifying.

Lan He got in, "What, is there a ghost?" He looked around and didn't see a ghost, but Dou Chunting fainted, "How terrifying, my brother fainted."

Song Futan hesitated: "..."

I wasn't dizzy...

Although they made an appointment to deal with the computer tomorrow, Song Futan and Lan He did not relax their vigilance tonight. Lan He hurriedly came up after receiving the code. This hand was tied with a chain, which was more convenient than a phone.

He picked up the piece of paper from the ground and saw the twisted rune on it, "Is this the cracked rune sent by grandma?"

This is called split character formation, which was originally a Taoist method, using words or scriptures as symbols, and ink characters fission and fusion into runes. Generally, 2 characters, 4 characters, and 8 characters are used. However, Song Futan chose to take the chapters and sentences of Buddhist scriptures, but it was also effective.

Song Futan nodded, this was also the first time he used it.

Lan He: "Is this paper easy to use?"

The paper was not an ordinary talisman paper, it was Lan He's usual one, and it was obtained from Police Officer Wang Lili.

Seeing Song Futan's affirmation, Lan He took out some more for him, "Go back and find Wang Lili... I'll steal his paper to support you."

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan: "Well, my younger brother and sister seem to have run away."

Who are the siblings? Lan He was stunned for a moment before he reacted and laughed, Song Futan's mockery was too deadly.

"Well... I still smell something. My brother's online dating partner shouldn't be far away. Let's look for it."

Song Futan picked up a pen and quickly wrote a few words, and went out with Lan He.

Lan He floated down the stairs, "Beauty, where have you been? Come out and talk, I'll help you charge your internet bill—"

Xiaolai is always more skinny in the underworld. Although Song Futan couldn't smell ghosts, he picked up Dou Chunting's mobile phone, and there was no connection on it, until in the dark corridor, the mobile phone screen suddenly lit up and showed Bluetooth. connected.

On the mobile phone, the smart female voice rang again: "What do you want to do, he and I are in love with each other."

Although she heard that Song Futan was Dou Chunting's elder brother, but this cousin not only drew talismans, but also disapproved of them being together, and even brought a ghost to arrest her, so she was extremely disgusted.

Lan He's footsteps stopped for a while, sniffing around, as if it was not far away.

Song Futan: "A relationship that starts with the confusion of one party is not called mutual affection. You didn't even tell him the most basic truth."

Lan He looked back at Song Futan, "Huh?"

Song Futan: "...Of course, I'm not saying this behavior is completely wrong."

Female ghost: "Huh??"

Song Futan: "..."

"It's alright," Lan He laughed. "Anyway, what he meant was that it depends on the situation. As for you, you just used the name of love to kill him. You are looking for a substitute."

The female ghost borrowed that voice and said stubbornly, "No, I like him, and he likes me too. From the moment he bought my computer, our fate was doomed."

Lan He: "...Your computer?"

The female ghost said faintly: "Yes, the computer is a refurbished computer. This was originally my laptop before I was alive. I used it to work, play games, watch movies, and shop online... Until I died of an electric shock, I was attached to it, and then I haven't left either. I continue to surf the Internet, and I'm still in love with him on the Internet. But I'm on the screen, he's off the screen, and from time to time he will leave the laptop..."

"So you want him to stay in it forever, just like you." Song Futan said coldly, "Based on deception."

Because of the accidental death, she was connected to the computer, a ghost of the Internet. The so-called "Ben Xian" should be called "Ben Xian".

"But our common language is true. Besides, he also loves online games anyway. We can share boundless broadband and vast memory." The female ghost said, "Anyway, he confessed to me! This is an oath, and he cannot break it! "

People's verbal promises do have a certain effect, just like verbal oaths, especially in the underworld. Although it starts with confusion, Dou Chunting has indeed confessed himself, so he can also find him.

At this moment, her emotions became excited again, and the sundries placed by a certain household in the corridor lit up with blue light, revealing her position, and a pair of hands stretched out from it.

Song Futan threw out the paper, the ink words cracked into runes, the female ghost screamed, and flicked her hand back. Before she could retract the screen, she was bound by a chain.

This female ghost can't escape from the computer either. It may be due to the influence of the current when she died, but to prevent her from hiding, Lan He locked her hands, and both of them were stuck outside the screen, "What are you doing, let me go!"

"Take it to Juehui Temple tomorrow, the computer has burned down." Lan He said.

The female ghost began to cry and howl, "I don't want to leave Chunting!! We are in love with each other!! Cousin! Cousin, you persuade him! Where is Chunting!! Chunting, say something!"

Song Futan: "I was frightened and fainted by him."

Female ghost: "..."

"I haven't even fainted Chun Ting!" the female ghost screamed wildly.

Lan He said speechlessly: "Beauty, you are not much better, he is more afraid of you, I won't hurt him anyway."

The female ghost didn't care and shouted, "Then I'll go to the underworld to file a complaint! He promised me!"

She bit her to death and promised not to let go. She had the intention of entangling Dou Chunting at the end of the appeal, and maybe Dou Chunting would confront her.

Lan He didn't do impermanence for a long time, but he knew a lot about the clothes maker with his grandfather, so he chose a routine to avoid disputes, "I... let someone fold a paper figurine of Dou Chunting for you, go to accompany you, and practice him. promise."

The female ghost paused: "Paper man?"

She hesitated, this seems to be the traditional solution, burning the substitute.

After thinking for a while, the female ghost also seemed to want to take a step back. After all, she really didn't come here purely as a stand-in, and said, "How long will the construction period for this paper figurine you mentioned be the same as the one I bought, and will it be shipped out? Wait a year?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "No, let's burn it for a week. You can't tell the difference between the two."

What he said was not the kind of paper figurines that are sold on the market today, some were still printed and very crude.

The paper figurines that Grandpa Lan He used to make in the old years were extremely fine, combining techniques such as sculpting, tying, and painting. Therefore, it is said that the paper figurines should not be the finishing touch, because they are afraid that they will be attached by dirty things when they are not burned, which shows how much they look like real people. If you write Dou Chunting's birthday, you can replace him to fulfill the promise.

"Oh..." the female ghost hesitated, "Well, who made me like him..."

In the dark, she sighed for her love.

"By the way, I still have an unkind request, can you give me another paper man."

Lan He: "Didn't your family burn when you died? Want a maid?"

The female ghost said shyly: "No, can you give me another orchid..."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "...Brother and sister, what about the infatuated character design?!"

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost is also embarrassed: "Oh, don't get me wrong, I like Chun Ting, yes, but I have watched "Chasing" on the Internet, Zhang Xunchun is so handsome!"

Song Futan: "No."

Song Futan just wanted to sneer, is this also called liking, he is in front of you, you can't even recognize him when you see him.

Lan He: "Yes, how can this be done!"

The female ghost sobbed: "Why not, I like Chun Ting, but it doesn't prevent me from appreciating Lan He..."

"Uh..." Lan He was anxious and wise, ""Chasing" has not been released yet, so you are ashamed to say you like it when you watch an online pirated copy! You can't even contribute clicks, you don't deserve it!"

Female ghost: "???"

The author has something to say: Female ghost: Then I can't spend any money!I see you are embarrassing me!

Song Futan: Do you also match online dating?