Chapter 64 No matter what region, there is no reason for repeated ghost marriages

Song Futan stood up with a solemn expression, Ying Shao and the others couldn't help but look at him.

Song Futan said solemnly: "Which cemetery is it? This kind of behavior is suspected of infringing on the portrait rights and reputation rights of others, and the producers, sellers and buyers need to bear legal responsibility."

Chen Xingyang: "Although... Teacher Xuanguang, you are treated differently. I just said that you have been married many times and you didn't respond."

Now that suddenly started to popularize the law, don't you think it's very precise?

Song Futan: "Well."

Chen Xingyang: Um what? ?

"Haha, I really have to report the sale of the marriage certificate. It's too disrespectful." Lan He said, "But I really haven't had such a dream. Could it be that you've been single for too long?"

While talking nonsense, he went to see Hu Qijiu, thinking that he would not actually come to get him, but he was dealt with by Hu Qijiu.

But Hu Qijiu slept soundly in the God of Wealth Building, not to mention Bai Wu, it was impossible for him to emerge.

Chen Xingyang said speechlessly: "I've been single for too long, so I wouldn't be such a scumbag. Every time I dream of something different, don't tell me you go away, you don't understand this, I will communicate with Mr. Ying."

"Okay, okay." Lan He really took two steps away.

Ying Shao hesitated: "..."

"Actually, I contacted the agent at the time, and then I also learned that not only the cemetery, but also a merchant sold this kind of underworld marriage book, but it appeared in many places, with the registration authority and date printed on it. Fifty yuan a piece, Chinese and foreign stars and Internet celebrities have them, just like pirated posters, to make money. It has been there for a while... It's just that when I dream, it's in that cemetery."

Chen Xingyang explained, "But Lan He didn't have such a dream on this list. Is it because I was targeted? Someone made me... forcibly build a corpse?"

The ghost marriage ceremony in the capital area is called taking the corpse, and the relatives of the two parties are called corpse relatives.

Ghost marriages have existed since ancient times, and there are many kinds of situations. Some parties have a marriage contract before they die, some are only betrothed by their families after death, some are both dead, and there are cases where only the man and the woman die. , male or Yingshu to be buried". From this was born the profession of ghost matchmaker.

——But no matter what region it is, there is no reason to repeat ghost marriages!

"It's a little strange. You only dreamed about half of it. It was a ceremony, but there was no bridal chamber, and it was repeated marriages. Bigamy is not allowed in the underworld. Even in ancient times, it was one husband and one wife and multiple concubines." Ying Shao was also a little puzzled. It looks like, "Also, ghost marriages also require procedures such as marriage and placement, and the birthdates of both parties must be matched. How do I feel that you look like this... It's a bit like being used as a tool person, just follow The rented props are the same..." And this way, there is no need for the birth date, as long as you can find Chen Xingyang.

Chen Xingyang: "..."

Chen Xingyang: "...and it's fifty dollars a time!"

Come on, he really looks like a tool man!

Every time he is too tired, but it is not a real marriage at all, but it is not like a tool person, for example, he accompanies people to take wedding photos every time. inside.

Chen Xingyang said anxiously: "Then what should I do now, I don't even know where the source is. Does it really have something to do with the marriage certificate that I sold? I'll report there immediately?"

"Don't worry, you can definitely report a report. Since you only dream about that cemetery and they still wholesale the marriage certificate, it's hard to say where the problem is. Don't panic for now, and deal with it later." Even if he Dreaming has nothing to do with marriage licenses, and this kind of behavior is also very insulting and against the law.

Ying Shao quietly glanced at Lan He, who seemed to give up speaking, and said, "I need to think about it. Come to my house in the afternoon."

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Ying." Chen Xingyang remembered something and said, "I also trouble you to go to the police below. I heard that you know someone who is evil."

Ying Shao: "Mmmm..."

Chen Xingyang hung up the video.

Ying Shao immediately turned his head: "Hello, I want to call the police."

Lan He opened the notebook and said in a stern manner: "I will send the auxiliary police officer Xiao Song to the police immediately. He can't wait to preside over justice."

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan touched the sword and couldn't hold back: "Did you really not have such a dream?"

"No," Lan He woke Hu Qijiu and asked if she and Bai Wu had noticed any signs of magic being implemented.

Hu Qijiu shook his head sleepily.

Song Futan said: "Then I don't know the specific circumstances of the perpetrators, the number of victims, and whether they are only targeting Chen Xingyang. It may be necessary to be conservative and wait for the other party to find Chen Xingyang. Let's catch them all at once."

Ying Shao: Are you conservative? This is the time to wait for violent law enforcement.

"Well, I'll be a paper man, replace Chen Xingyang, and see what happens." Lan He said, when it's time for him to perform traditional skills again, then in the name of Ying Shao, just ask Chen Xingyang for his hair and birth date. , cheating.

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Chen Tianji ran a restaurant and had only one daughter. He just graduated from college and died in an accident in a car accident. He and his wife were in grief. When their daughter visited her on her birthday, they saw vendors selling marriage certificates in the underworld in the cemetery where she was buried.

At that time, my wife thought it was a novelty, and there were people selling this kind of thing, so let's say let's buy one too. Didn't my daughter like watching a movie called "Chasing" before she died? It seems that there are some celebrities who sell them here.

Chen Tianji thought it was very funny, and said in front of the hawkers: "What's the use of burning this thing, it's better to build a corpse. But your daughter's temperament is not willing to go on a blind date, and it is estimated that she will not be willing to build a skeleton."

Although he ran a restaurant, his grandfather used to eat underworld rice in the capital. He was very famous and specialized in throwing paper money. At that time, there were still people throwing paper money in front of the funeral. The standard was to throw it high and spread widely. My grandfather was regarded as an industry benchmark, and this skill was even accepted by apprentices. Up to now, the family still has contacts with some people who eat rice in the underworld.

Among the merchants, there are people who know Chen Tianji, "Brother Chen, that's not what you said, come and see my marriage certificate."

Chen Tianji glanced at it. The vendor was called Shan Liang. As far as he knew, Shan Liang's father was a gentleman, and he gave it to Shan Liang's brother. This cross-shoulder is similar to the transfer of the household. It means that the immortal fate of one's own affairs is transferred to someone in the family. Usually, it is retired when he is old, and it is passed to the younger generation, and there are also husband and wife.

That is to say, Shan Liang belongs to the one who failed in the competition, and was not favored by the elders and the immortal family.

It is also very helpless to say that although Shan Liang's brother is an evil bone, that is to say, his characteristics are easy to attract Yin, but he does not like this business, and is rushing ducks to the shelves. Shan Liang yearns very much but can't be a husband. After falling out with his brother, he usually sells something in the cemetery, which is considered a meal of the dead.

Therefore, Shan Liang is also different from other merchants. His family understands this. Although he has not been able to pass the bone, Chen Tianji is willing to go over and take a look, "Why, what's so special about you?"

How he sees it, it's similar to the others.

Shan Liang: "Well, as for mine, it costs 3800 yuan to sell one, but it's different from others. If you buy it, I will guarantee your daughter can 'marry' this star."

Chen Tianji looked at him like a fool.

Shan Liang said with a smile, "I know you don't believe it, you can ask Da Liu from Xie Muxing."

Xie Muxing sells coffins. Chen Tianji also knew the big Liu he was talking about. He was considered his grandfather's disciple and grandson, and he later turned to selling coffins. Seeing Shan Liang's eloquent words, he couldn't help calling Da Liu.

When Da Liu heard it, he immediately said: "It's true, I bought a picture for my uncle and a female star. Then several relatives of my family and I dreamed that he married a female star, and later he thanked me in a dream. , said that it will be more face-saving in the future."

Chen Tianji: "..."

Shan Liang said, "How's it going? Let me tell you, these three thousand and eight are not only for a piece of paper, but also for the wedding expenses. In the future, if you have any business, you can come to me."

Chen Tianji looked at him strangely, "Can you see things?"

"What's wrong with this." Shan Liang said, "I also have my own chance."

"Wait, I don't think it's quite right," Chen Tianji's wife said confusedly, "then you are not selling more than one certificate."

Chen Tianji shook his head. Although he didn't know how Shan Liang did it, he understood the logic a bit.

Sure enough, Shan Liang exaggeratedly said: "Sister-in-law, three thousand eight, you really want to marry a star? Of course, it's just a ceremony to fulfill your dream! If I charge you three thousand eight and dare to say that I will help you build skeletons, then I am lying. what!"

Chen Tianji's wife: "..."

She was speechless.

Chen Tianji is really curious, Da Liu will definitely not lie to himself, and he is not really married, but can his daughter really receive it? Three thousand eight is a small amount of money for them. Thinking that it is expensive to buy concert tickets without a daughter, Chen Tianji said, "Then bring me to Zhang Lanhe."

"Lan He's not good." Shan Liang said immediately.

"Why can't it work? Isn't he selling very well, everyone can sell it, but you can't?" Chen Tianji's wife said, "My daughter likes to watch his "Chasing"."

"If you like "Chase", you buy Chen Xingyang. It's been selling very well recently, and Chen Xingyang is the starring role. I won't charge you more." Shan Liang said. If the most recent list is Lan He, Chen Xingyang is also ranked second and third.

For Chen Tianji and his wife, they are both stars, and there is no difference. Just buy it, so buy a marriage certificate, burn it as Shan Liang said, and give her daughter's birth date to Shan Liang.

"By the way, why can't you buy this Lan He?" Chen Tianji asked.

"The business hasn't gotten through yet, not now, maybe in the future." Shan Liang said with a smile, tsk, what a joke, this Lan He's next door is Ying Shao, who is also the tourism promotion ambassador of Miaogan Mountain, so it's inconvenient to start. I want to do his business, but I have to wait for him when he is not at home.

There are other stars, or they also believe in immortals and Buddhas themselves, they have statues in their homes, or they have a lot of yang, such as some stars... These are also unable to do business.

Chen Xingyang went to Ying Shao's house as scheduled and gave him his own hair and birth date. Ying Shao also took out a small paper figure and a hat to Chen Xingyang, "When you go to bed at night, don't sleep in the master bedroom, put the paper People put them on the bed, go to sleep in the second bed, wear a hat, and ignore any movement they hear."

This hat is Lan He's official hat. After wearing it, Chen Xingyang is equivalent to stealth.

As for the paper figurines, couldn't make the kind that Dou Chunting used last time in such a short period of time. It was rather rough and only had a flat surface, but it should be enough for a while.

After Chen Xingyang went back, according to what Ying Shao said, he put the paper figurine in his sleeping position, and then went to the guest bedroom to sleep.

A few days ago, I was dreaming. The most terrifying time was when Chen Xingyang realized that the reality was the same as the dream, but he didn't see ghosts clearly and awake. Now his mood is nervous and a little excited, and he can't sleep at all. What will happen tonight?

Lying on the bed until midnight, when he was a little sleepy, Chen Xingyang heard a thud, which came from outside the window, as if something had hit the glass, but his house was on the 16th floor.

It's coming, it's coming! !

Actually there is.

Chen Xingyang remembered Ying Shao's words, but couldn't help but glance sideways. From the gap in the curtain, he saw a flashing shadow.

In an instant, his whole body felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar, and he was in a cold sweat.

Chen Xingyang's legs softened, and he closed his eyes stiffly. They couldn't see me, they couldn't see me, I couldn't see me... Mr. Ying said, no matter what he heard, ignore it, and he never opened his eyes again. !

The soundproof windows clearly couldn't hear the sound outside, but he always felt a strange whisper looming.

outside the window.

Lan He: "Hu Xiren, be careful."

Is it okay to hit someone on the glass without stopping?

Hu Qijiu: "Don't worry about these details, Chen Xingyang is sleeping soundly, let's go in."

Ying Shao was guarding downstairs, while they went in and hid under the bed and in the closet.

In fact, Chen Xingyang is not necessarily dragged to get married every day, and it is hard to say whether he can wait until today. Anyway, Lan He lay down under the bed and said to Hu Qijiu and Bai Wu, "Go to the closet and see later. I act with a face."

Hu Qijiu: "What do you think??"

Lan He: "..."

Forgot to wear a mask, Lan He calmly changed his words: "Look at me and act!"

After waiting for an hour, there was still no movement. Lan He wondered if she was not going to start work tonight. As soon as she turned her head, she saw a leg outside the bed, wearing red silk trousers. A green skirt also appeared on the other side, and the heels were slightly off the ground, so it was not human at first glance.

"The bridegroom, let's go, we're getting married again." A erratic voice sounded.

From the perspective of the two ghosts, it was Chen Xingyang who was lying on the bed, and he was a little stiff, but some people's souls were separated from the body, and they were in a daze, which would also help them get married.

The two ghosts helped "Chen Xingyang" up on the left and the right. Hu Qijiu couldn't hold back and wanted to do it. He opened the wardrobe a crack, and when Lan He was about to wrap their legs, he heard the two ghosts talking to each other. Every social animal unscrupulously complains about the boss:

"It's so tiring, how long do you have to work? You have to do the wedding while you are alive, and you will continue to do it when you die. After you finish it, you will only give us a little bit of food."

"There's no way, the boss said that it's a long-term fishing game, and it's good to make a wave of marriage money first, and then it's good to open up the market. Maybe, I can make money from these stars later. When things get better, we'll all follow I've eaten meat. But, I always think he's fooling us..."

"That's right, he looks stingy. He heard that my coffin is made of cedar, and he hurt me."

Lan He pressed his hand and motioned everyone to stay still, these stars? Sounds like a gang, some ghost wedding company? It's not just Chen Xingyang.

He originally wanted to take uniforms on the spot, but now that he thinks about it, he is a paper figurine anyway, so he might as well go and see if he can catch them all in one go.

The two ghosts went out with the paper figurines, Lan He and the others waited for a while before they came out, and they followed from a distance. The two ghosts were dressed in extremely gaudy clothes. The front of the car is driving, and the paper man is leaning on the back.

The two ghosts looked very relieved and didn't look back.

Lan He and his party were far behind, "It's quite tiring to follow along, why don't we beat them up and force them to explain and take us there?"

Hu Qijiujiu: "Their acting skills may not necessarily pass the test. I don't know what to do then, in case there is a fish that slips through the net."

Lan He: "..."

He faintly felt connoted, but it really reminded him that since it is a gang, it must be wiped out.

Lan He: "I'm burning a letter to Lao Bai now, and let him wait for an opportunity to surround him."

Yinsi's corporate culture, no matter how strong it is, is not willing to fight alone, and it is not interesting enough to form a team. Group fighting is the best.

Hu Qijiu giggled and said, "The daring starves to the death of the timid, these ghosts do this kind of thing in the capital, and they also need a deputy boarder."

Only after Hu Qijiu finished speaking, they saw that the car the two ghosts were sitting in had become a coffin in their eyes. She was stunned, "Sure enough, I have some ability, and I can also illusion."

She just said that she wanted a deputy board, and the board refers to the coffin board, which means that there is a determination to die - of course, it may be a little inappropriate to put it on a ghost. It was only after Hu Qijiu inadvertently said it, and his skill was not very good, that it appeared.

Looking at it now, it is a colorful paper figurine sitting on the coffin, which is extraordinarily strange in the night. Ghost marriage is a combination of marriage customs and funeral customs. The person welcoming the relatives wears red and green, beaming with joy, but there is a ghostly atmosphere everywhere.

"Let's work together inside and out, Bai Wu, take the opportunity to hide in the coffin." Lan He ordered, the hedgehog has been hiding for a long time and is relatively good at stealth.

Hu Qijiu: "I'll go!"

Lan He thought that she was still hitting the glass, "No, you're fussy."

Hu Qijiu glanced at his hand aggrievedly: "Is it wrong to have long hair?"

Lan He: "..."

Bai Wu even squeezed through the subway, not to mention the coffin.

He turned into a prototype and rushed forward with agile movements that were not in line with normal hedgehogs. At the rear of the car, it was not easy. He climbed on it with his two claws, and then retracted his feet upward. The round body leaned slightly to the left, showing a look of hard work.

Lan He and Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "Is it a little embarrassing for him..."

Having said that, Bai Wu finally kicked his slender claws and turned into the coffin. Although he didn't go to buy oranges, his back was indeed bitter.

Hu Qijiu said, "It doesn't look very smart. You should have asked Zun's family to go undercover, so why only Chen Xingyang."

She didn't know the whole situation, so Lan He said casually: "Yeah, I don't know why, although my underworld marriage certificate sold the most, I never dreamed."

Even so, he and Song Futan were already distressed.

Hu Qijiu's eyes lit up: "Really? Yeah!!!"

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "..."

...This fox has advanced cancer.