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    Chapter 67 Can You Order Something in the Underworld?

    It's just that he didn't wear a uniform, and he could still be robbed on the road, which made Lan He's life so impermanent. There are too many people who sacrificed their lives in Dongyue, and there are also many ghosts who are stranded. Because of their natural experience, they form a big gang.

    However, as far as Lan He knew, the oldest and largest ghost gang in China was under their feet...

    The ghost who sacrificed himself looked at Lan He with no fear at all. He was afraid of being stupid and bold. He turned around and said, "Brothers?"

    Not all of the other ghosts responded, but there were indeed more than a dozen ghosts standing up, and the rest of the ghosts couldn't say anything.

    Sacrificial Ghost said: "The money on the two of them is divided equally with everyone. If you are not willing to give the two knives, then hand over them all."

    I don't know what he did before his death, but he is quite skilled in threats.

    Lan He took out a piece of paper, waved his hand, and the piece of paper flew away like a butterfly. Every ghost knew it was a letter, but he didn't write anything.

    The sacrificial ghost mocked and said: "Why, send it to Xiang Province to find someone? Is it too late?"

    Lan He took out a handful of gold ingots from his arms. Since he was going to Dongyue Yinsi, these were of course indispensable.

    Jin Huanghuang's ingot flashed a ghost's eyes, and even the ghost who was sitting in the distance stood up, "Wow...I didn't expect ghosts from other places to be so rich?"

    But Lan He took the money and didn't give it to them. The ghost's eyes were full of ingots. He usually grabs some paper money. It's been a long time since he saw gold ingots. "Go, go!"

    The sacrificial ghosts swarmed up, and at this moment, a red light lit up not far from the opposite side.

    First a little, then a lot.

    When Lan He saw it, she thought that she had the advantage of distance. It came really fast, faster than in the capital. After all, there might still be work to do in the capital, and in the Yin Si, that was to bring the ghost back.

    Song Futan raised an eyebrow: "So many?"

    Lan He smiled and said, "This is the boundary of Mount Tai—"

    This is exactly what Sacrificial Ghost and Lan He said just now.

    A trace of doubt flashed in the heart of Sashen Ghost, but he didn't feel that something was wrong, and said proudly: "Yo, I know I'm afraid, this is too much, how many brothers I have in Mandai'an, you ghosts don't know at all..."

    Before he could finish his sentence, he was stunned by a large number of emissaries dressed in the uniform of Dongyue Yinsi.

    He was in Dai'an, how could he not know that this was the aisle of Yin soldiers, but how did he pass over my head, he didn't expect that his head was stepped on again, and it became even more flat.

    Lao Bai rushed to Lan He first, took the ingot from his hand, and said with a smile: "I said how to send me a letter, I met a rogue."

    Lan He: "I think they want to bully the less, so I'll teach them."

    Although Lan He was here for the first time, this is the Taishan boundary, and below is Dongyue Yinsi, so many colleagues will come to step on the ghost after he shouts.

    Lan He said, and put on his hat. When he saw these ghosts, he saw some of them when he was on duty, and some he had never seen. It was probably from other areas, all brought by Lao Bai, so he clasped his fists. : "My colleagues, thank you very much."

    All the ghost messengers said, "You're welcome."

    "My family, unity is strength..."

    "This is Xiao Lai, and he is as rich as rumored!"

    The self-sacrificing ghost was fooled by the plow and heard them say: "..."

    No wonder he would say that back to himself...

    This is the realm of Mount Tai, here is the realm of Mount Tai, and he has threatened the impermanence of the Yin Si of Dongyue in the realm of Mount Tai? ! !

    He cried aggrievedly in the mud: "You...you should have said that you are a bad guy! Can I bully you!"

    If he knew that it was a sinister, he dared to compare the number with others? Then he's really stupid. Hundreds of eunuchs come to beat him with a piece of paper...

    "You deserve it, you guys just owe it to you and bully him?" Lao Bai said coldly, "You are taking advantage of being beaten up by the group, you know how strong our Xiaolai Master is!"

    Lan He also said: "It's just to use the way of the other side, and give back to the person." Let them bully the less with more every day, and make black tour guides.

    These sacrificial ghosts live in Dai'an, and they are well informed. The sacrificial ghosts pulled their heads out of the soil, looked up, and saw the hat on Lan He's head. .

    Sacrificial Ghost: "………… Did you come here?!"

    Damn, it's no wonder that so many emissaries are helping each other, not only the emissaries but also grouping together - when Lan He made a fuss in the underworld, he gave the emissaries over there a shame, and asked them to change the name of Huangquan Road, which is widely known in the Yin Division. Spread it. For that historical reason, everyone thinks it's cool to have trouble at the head office.

    So even if Lan He has no money, they are willing to come and cheer for Lan He.

    And the sacrificial ghost also knows why Wuchang said that he took advantage of it and wants to replace it with the master himself, then...

    The sacrificial ghost took two steps forward, "Wuwu, blame me for not knowing Taishan Yinsi, sir..." He wanted to hug his legs.

    Lan He frowned.

    Song Futan put the sword in front of him, and the ghost of the sacrifice was forced to roll back by the sword qi, and looked at Song Futan in horror: "Are you impermanent too?"

    Song Futan: "No, it's just annoying you too."

    Sacrificial Ghost: "..."

    The sacrificial ghost plunged his head back into the soil, "I really knew I was wrong!"

    It can be considered that they have tasted the taste of being beaten by a group. In the past, they were the only ones who bullied other ghosts in a group.

    ...

    Those ghosts who didn't take action together were fine, and they participated in group fights—attempts—those who were trampled were sent to the local Chenghuang Temple to undergo labor reform.

    Next, Lan He, Song Futan, and Lao Bai and their newly-acquainted colleagues visited the Yinsi Division together to visit the historical site of Naihe Bridge.

    Many colleagues who came just now helped, but some of them have other things to do, and not all of them can travel together. Before parting, Lan He also presented gold ingots.

    Lan He stood at the head of the bridge, watching the river rolling under the bridge, and the ghosts were bustling: "This is the Naihe Bridge."

    Old Bai hung his sleeves: "As you can see now, the number of ghosts is far less than before, not to mention the heyday of the Yin Si, just a hundred years ago, how prosperous the underworld and the Yin Si were! This bridge has three Floor!"

    In place of Shinto people, even the scale of the bridge has become smaller. And the relationship between the underworld and the Yin Si is also more harmonious than before, after all, everyone is confused.

    "The world is fickle, but after I die, I should still come to Yinsi. I hope you will pick me up then," Lan He said.

    "Don't worry, I will definitely pick you up, and Xiao Song, if I fight with the underworld, I will snatch you over." Lao Bai said very excitedly, and danced, "When the time comes, I will send you two to reincarnate together, To be brothers in the next life!"

    Lan He: "..."

    Song Futan: "..."

    Lan He: "...you are too vicious!"

    Just as he was talking, he saw the group of ghosts separated like a tide, and a carriage was coming.

    "It's Mr. Fan Wujiu." Lao Bai said, and quickly pulled Lan He and the others to avoid it. It turned out that it was Hei Wuchang and Fan Wujiu.

    The carriage passed by neither in a hurry nor slow, but stopped in front of them, but there was no other movement for a long time.

    Old Bai looked nervously, wondering what this meant.

    After a long while, a gloomy voice sounded from the car: "How can there be a soul belonging to the underworld here?"

    It turned out to be seeing Song Futan.

    Old Bai hurriedly said, "I tell you sir, so the soul and my Yin Si are impermanently locked, so come here and leave later."

    Fan Wujiu was silent for a while, then opened the curtain and looked carefully, "Are you locked?"

    Lan He glanced at him, only to feel cold all over his body, as expected of black impermanence, he replied, "It's locked."

    Fan Wujiu: "..."

    Fan Wujiu looked a little speechless, probably because Song Futan didn't become a monk, but at first glance, he belonged to his opposite family. He was a Buddhist, but was locked with Lan He.

    Fan Wujiu stared at Lan He: "Then... how could you have Xie Bi'an's chains?"

    Old Bai didn't know this and looked at Lan He in shock. He only knew that Lan He said that Grandma Wang San gave him a chain, but he didn't know that it was from his idol Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an.

    Lan He continued: "It was given by the third grandmother of Miaogan Shanwang, saying that it was an old thing from Lord Xie Bi'an, and it was originally given to her to tie the donkey."

    Fan Wujiu actually laughed twice, "...Okay, don't let Xie Bian watch it, you guys return to the sun earlier."

    As soon as he loosened the curtains, the carriage continued on its way.

    Lan He pondered, don't let Xie Bian look at it, meaning that Xie Bian would be unhappy knowing that Grandma Wang San gave him the chain as a gift?

    Before he could think about it, Lao Bai saw that Fan Wu had rescued him, and had already shouted: "This is the old thing of Lord Xie Bi'an?!!"

    He hugged Lan He's chains excitedly: "Lick me!! Hurry up!!"

    Several other impermanences also said enviously: "It's actually the chain of Lord Xie Bian, can you let us touch it and feel the evil spirit."

    Lan He: "..."

    Lan He snatched the chain back from Lao Bai's tongue in disgust, how could he really lick it, "Are you trying to make me so disgusted that I lost the chain, so you can pick it up yourself."

    Lao Bai looked at him jealously, and the meaning was self-evident.

    Lan He originally wanted to go in and visit again, but Fan Wujiu reminded them that it was time to leave, so he could only leave with regret. Just before he left, impermanence who got news came one after another, wanting to "take a sigh of relief".

    Lan Heda had the feeling that he had come to visit the Yin Si, but was instead being visited.

    After the filming in the Dai'an area began, they were divided into two groups, Lan He followed Song Qiyun, and the other group was led by the assistant director.

    "Look at this." The heroine Yu Mengmeng took out a box, which contained a few stones the size of two palms, "I asked the assistant to buy the Taishan stone for me, you can see if it is authentic. My house is missing corners. , Before I came, my mother specially told me to buy a piece of Taishan stone and go back."

    Of course, Taishan stone is the best stone to be used as a stone, and Taishan stone can not only be used for housing, but also to supplement corners. In Feng Shui theory, the shape of the room is square and square, and some rooms are missing corners, forming a corner.

    Missing corners are empty, and empty is not real, so it needs stone (solid) to make up. In the place where the corner of the room is missing, place the side with the characters of the Taishan stone facing the gap, which can resolve the corner evil.

    However, Dai'an has now strictly prohibited the mining and trading of Taishan stones. Without new channels, the circulation of Taishan stones is in short supply, and fake goods will naturally appear.

    However, how to identify the Taishan stone...

    Anyway, Xiao Yuqian, as a fanboy, picked up a piece and looked at it, and said, "I think this is the authentic Taishan stone!"

    "Is it? I specially let people collect it." Yu Mengmeng distributed the pieces to Xiao Yuqian, Lan He, and the others. He only kept two pieces. It turned out that the others were prepared for them, "Come on, one piece per person. "

    "Thank you." Lan He took a piece.

    ...

    As for the other filming team, due to the needs of filming, several local workers were recruited to help. During the filming, I encountered a few local lumberjacks who were cutting down trees. The workers in the group were familiar with him. When they saw him, they said hello, "Are you going to film with the crew?"

    "Wang Jin, what kind of tree is this?" the assistant director asked at the time.

    "I don't know..." Wang Jin originally laughed, but after subconsciously replying, his expression changed a little, and he suddenly glared at the assistant director,

    The assistant director was inexplicable and did not care about him.

    As a result, when the filming began, something strange happened. The camera recorded the worker named Wang Jin, who suddenly rushed to the machine, grabbed the prop knife, and was about to cut his waist.

    Fortunately, it was a prop. He chopped it down with force, but it was only a large piece of green, but it scared the others so much that he stepped forward to hold him, only to see this Wang Jin rolled his eyes and muttered: "Why cut me, Why cut me..."

    Looking at his waist and limbs again, he didn't know when it was extremely dry, hard, chapped, and dander shed.

    Everyone saw their scalps go numb: "Is it a mentally ill criminal?"

    "Hurry up and take me to the hospital!"

    The two local workers who were with Wang Jin said, "It's over, this is a life-threatening death!" They supported Wang Jin. Because of the filming, there was cinnabar on the scene. They painted the cinnabar on Wang Jin's hands and feet. Slowly he stopped rolling his eyes and fell asleep.

    The assistant director said strangely, "How can you just apply cinnabar?"

    The worker looked at the assistant director, "Boss, that's what you said, it hurt him!"

    The assistant director didn't know what he meant, but his scalp was still numb, "What do you mean?"

    The worker said: "In the morning, old trees are being cut down there. According to the rules, when cutting down trees, you can't call other people's names, and don't answer people's calls. Old trees become spirits. Some negative trees may even have ghosts attached. It will hate people, and at this time, whoever remembers the name is who!"

    At this time, let's look at Wang Jin's skin again. Except for the color, it doesn't look like the bark of an old tree.

    Cinnabar wards off evil spirits, so they can wake Wang Jin up?

    The assistant director froze for a while, "Then it should be fine now, right?"

    "I don't know. You look at your hands and feet. You might have to take your life. If the old tree falls, you can live for another seven days!" ."

    There were whispers at the scene, and everyone couldn't help but discuss.

    This kind of thing is taboo for a crew like them. And everyone thought about it, the previous shooting went smoothly, why did something go wrong in one group.

    That Zhang Lingjing was in Director Song's group!

    This makes Dou Chunting's painting more effective, and the assistant director also thought of this, and said with a sullen face: "Okay, we won't leave it alone, everyone present, don't talk nonsense, otherwise, you know this kind of thing, the more you know it. The more we talk, the more I will go to the director."

    Everyone nodded.

    The assistant director hurried to find Song Qiyun, and Song Qiyun's first reaction was to let him shut the wind, otherwise it would be bad if he knew it all, "Bring that worker here. In addition, you go to those woodcutters, and see what's going on. Can you help me..."

    The assistant director agreed, and hurriedly drove Wang Jin to another group, and asked two other local workers to find those lumberjacks.

    Song Qiyun only spoke to Dou Chunting, and Dou Chunting held his spirit sentence with eyes shining, "Leave it to me!" This is when his collection comes into play, "With our spirit sentence, Laoshu is sure I can't find him."

    Song Qiyun warned him: "You can't make a big splash."

    Dou Chunting: "Yes, uncle, heaven knows and earth knows, you know and I know."

    Wang Jin was taken to the hotel here, and Dou Chunting put the spirit sentence on him. Sure enough, Wang Jin, who was in a coma and twitched from time to time, became more relieved. He could wake up for a while from time to time, but his body was weak and his skin was dry and cracked.

    Dou Chunting stood beside him, feeding him something in the middle.

    Until the evening, Song Qiyun came to visit after filming, "How is it?"

    "I ate something earlier, I should stick to it for a few days." Dou Chunting said.

    Just as they were talking, they heard a slap on the door outside, which was very wild. The two looked at each other and asked, "Who is it?"

    no sound.

    The sound of knocking on the door continued, and there was a beeping sound.

    The more Dou Chunting listened, the more he felt a bit like the bark's voice. After all, he had seen ghosts and fell in love with ghosts, and he said, "Brother Shu, is that you? If so. You, I'm sorry for Wang Jin, but this has nothing to do with him, he really just passed by, we have also found someone to rescue you, can you give a way to survive."

    The beeping continued outside, it seems that Brother Shu didn't listen. But it didn't dare to come in. After tossing for a while, the sound disappeared.

    "Uncle, have you seen the tree spirit?" Dou Chunting asked in a low voice.

    Song Qiyun shook her head.

    Dou Chunting took out a jar of liquid, "This is water soaked in willow leaves. It is said that if you apply it on the eyelids, you can see the genitals. Let's take a look?"

    Song Qiyun: "..."

    Song Qiyun: "You have a wise judgment, so just go wild."

    Dou Chunting smiled shyly, "Yes."

    Well, this ghost is scary because of the unknown. After Dou Chunting knew that the spiritual judgment would work, he even placed an order for a new mobile phone on the spot.

    Song Qiyun is shooting ghosts and monsters. To say that he is really curious, and there is... What is the world that his son usually sees, "Then let's take a look at the door."

    The two wiped their eyelids and opened the door, only to see that there was no tree spirit in the long corridor, the tree brother walked much faster than they thought.

    They didn't dare to run too far, and sighed bitterly.

    Song Qiyun even questioned: "Can you really see it?" Will it be useless, so there is nothing.

    Dou Chunting is also not sure: "Uh, what is said on the Internet..."

    When he was talking, he saw Lan He and Song Futan walked side by side at the end of the corridor. Lan He was holding a stone in his hand. Strangely, behind them, there was a white figure with a high hat on his head. Tongue sticks out.

    What Dou Chunting wanted to see was the tree spirit, not this thing. At that time, his legs became weak and he almost sat down.

    Song Qiyun's eyes were also complicated. Her son turned a blind eye to the ghost. It seemed that he was used to it. At this time, Lan He and Song Futan also saw them. Lan He said hello from a distance: "Director Song."

    "Well." Song Qiyun took a deep breath, trying to be as calm as possible, not wanting to scare Lan He.

    The policeman in white also glanced at them, didn't care, and then poked Lan He's shoulder: "Tell you, it's Ling Judgment and Taishan Stone, do you want to scare me to death?

    Song Qiyun and Dou Chunting: "???"

    They were full of doubts, but when Lan He looked ahead, it seemed like nothing had happened, and they thought it was... a misunderstanding?

    Old Bai kept chattering: "It's alright, alright, it's just acting all day long, why are you both so bad-hearted, I'm begging you - can you fix something in the underworld next time!"

    Song Qiyun and Dou Chunting: "..."

    Lan He was speechless and couldn't answer, but he had already walked outside Song Qiyun's room. Based on his performance experience, he always felt that Dou Chunting and Song Qiyun's expressions were unnatural, so he couldn't help but glance at Song Futan.

    Lao Bai also floated in front of Song Qiyun, wondering: "Hey, can you see me now?" It's strange, he couldn't before. No.

    Song Qiyun and Dou Chunting didn't have Lan He's experience in deceiving ghosts, and they shivered with the cold breath on their faces.

    Lan He: ... rely on.

    Song Futan lined up Lao Bai with his sword, so close, his father and cousin were scared to death.

    Lan He had some headaches, but because they were Song Futan's father and cousin, they weren't too troubled, but they were probably troubled.

    The shock in Song Qiyun's heart is indescribable, is this the last atheist in the so-called entertainment industry? And swear to him that he doesn't raise Gu?

    Dou Chunting thought more, since Lan He obviously could see a ghost... His mind quickly turned, and he was also shocked, no way.

    Song Qiyun: "You...you still say you don't believe in evil?!"

    Dou Chunting: "Cousin, are you sincere to him?!"

    ...

    After a while of silence.

    Song Qiyun: "What's the real thing?!!!"

    Dou Chunting: "..."

    Song Futan: "..."

    Lan He: "..."

    The author has something to say: Song Qiyun: I'm crazy

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