Chapter 75 You Know How Fart Acting! !

With trembling hands, a mage pointed to Lan He, and then to the screen behind him, not knowing whether he was shocked, or simply because he had just been poisoned: "It's you, it's you, you, you're not here. Are you going to the awards ceremony?"

Because his daughter was watching, and even he knew Lan He's itinerary today, it was really hard to believe that the so-called "acquaintance" was this understanding, and this person still appeared here to fight monsters.

Lan He glanced back and knew that he couldn't hide it. If this incident taught Lan He a lesson, it was that he was redder than before, and he should even cover his eyes in the future... Although he has consciously Covered with a hat, but obviously not enough.

Lan He said honestly: "I have finished participating and won the prize."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone is in a complicated mood.

You said this person, his job is quite good...

Can't blame them for not guessing Lan He's head after knowing that Xiao Lai is impermanent. Really, who would have guessed that this person would be popular during the day and night and walk the red carpet, and he would still have time to work part-time. absolutely.

Daoist Jiang He also thought for a moment that he was bowing to Lao Bai in front of Dongyue Temple. He was "misunderstood" that he was bowing to the little star Lan He. At that time, the disciples also refuted the rumors... I felt weak for a while and leaned on Master Fufu. Come on.

Master Fufu: "Amitabha."

Chief Jiang He saw that he was standing so steadily, and asked, "Monk, did you already know that?"

Master Fufu answered the question: "It's you who insisted on choosing this drama."

Everyone: "..."

I want to say that my family doesn't lie, they don't lie, they just keep silent...

"Pardon me, Masters." Lan He bowed his hands, "Because of my job and personal reasons, I didn't want to be impermanent at first, but everyone knows that I can't decide this kind of thing, so I separate the identities of Yin and Yang. No. Excited."

When he said that, everyone understood.

Just saying where did he get so much time, he was also rushing ducks to the shelves. Even if the actors who really believed in these things, they didn't shout out publicly, not to mention that Lan He didn't want to be impermanent.

"Well, I hope the mages... don't hype this up?" Lan He asked tentatively.

He understands Master Fudo, and Master Sikong should be fine. But for the other mages, he didn't have any friendship anymore. wonder if they would turn their heads and spread the word.

Chief Jiang He said: "Cough, today's matter is to be registered with the relevant departments. You can see that this little brother is also awake, so it is estimated that he can't hide it. However, for our kind of affairs, the relevant departments will keep it confidential. Yes, you shouldn't worry about this. As for the few of us, I can say that there is no problem. You are both part-time and impermanent of the Dongyue Yin Division, and you have a close relationship with our Daomen and Dongyue Temple. Sell ​​yourself."

After a few words, Jiang He Daochang divided Lan He into his own faction.

Several other mages also have their thoughts alive. Lai Wuchang is a living person, that is, they are in the same river and lake. "Hey, don't worry about this, we have all dealt with each other."

"Not bad. You are still the spokesperson of Miaogan Mountain tourism promotion. Speaking of which, we are also a 5A-level scenic spot..."

"Haha, you're quick to respond. It's easy to say."

Whatever the idea, it seems, the mages are well-meaning.

Hu Qijiu clasped his fingers and said, "It doesn't matter if they want to go out and make irresponsible remarks." She didn't lower her voice, and said to Lan He, "If we don't recognize it, we'll just say that someone is on holiday to blackmail you. "

Lan He: "..."

other people:"…………"

"Haha, joking, joking." Lan He covered Hu Qijiujiu's mouth, but she thought, I'm going, it's really an idea, anyway, no one can come up with evidence.

Everyone can only laugh.

Chief Jiang He said: "This matter is over, then let's ask the designer and Feng Shui master to change the drawings. This bridge has to be carved with a snake."

Then they have to declare in the industry that Liu Xian has been subdued, trapped under the bridge, and will keep this bridge forever.

Liu Shisan immediately responded: "Carving Dragon!!"

Chief Jiang He smiled shyly.

Liu Shisan's gloomy face became more and more fierce: "Did you hear it! Carve a dragon!!"

When he was angry, his aura was really like eating people, but because he had sworn before, everyone was relieved, and the mages whispered to each other. The dragon carving on the bridge was nothing, and the snake was indeed a little dragon, but the problem was that there were rumors all over the place now.

Liu Shisan still had to make an inch: "If it were the Dragon King."

How is this Dragon King going to show it? Is it still possible to carve a Dragon Palace, and everyone continues to talk to each other.

Lan He looked at me, and it's nothing to do with me. I can go first. He looked at the Great Immortal: "The Great Immortal has worked hard, come to my house to rush to the fasting?"

——Family immortals enjoy incense, and they are also called eating fast. Some immortals will also visit other people's homes to eat incense together. This is fasting.

Master Bai stared at the grass on the ground: "No, you can bring it back to me."

This answer is not surprising, Lan He said regretfully: "I really trouble you this time."

"It's okay, I just hope that Zhixian can hold up the white door in the future, I'm sorry to bother you!" Bai Daxian said this, as if he had already identified Bai Wu. Indeed, except for Bai Wu, no hedgehog has such ability. luck.

"I know, it's all a family." Lan He was grateful for the help of Daxian Bai, otherwise Liu Shisan's ability would have turned the capital upside down. The traditional family model of the Xianjia also deepened the bond between Lan He and the four major gates.

This is, one mouthful of food from the underworld, you can't get out of your body anymore, can the vest not fall off more and more?

But Lan He was also mentally prepared. When he chose to be with Song Futan and chose to continue to be impermanent, he expected this.

Bai Daxian turned into a snow-white hedgehog, sneaked in the grass, and soon disappeared. The Lan He family also left the park and went to the parking lot next to them to revive.

Dou Chunting was sitting in the car playing with his mobile phone. He was actually a little sleepy, but he didn't dare to sleep. He had to guard Lan He and his cousin. The movement outside was also very scary just now, thunder, and even faintly hearing two strange sounds, which made his heart skip a beat.

Fortunately, the thunderstorm stopped slowly just now, and Lan He and the others also came back.

"What happened? What's that cry?" Dou Chunting asked excitedly as his sleepiness disappeared.

Just after the fight, Lan He didn't feel it yet. Now facing Dou Chunting, Lan He felt guilty: "It's a Liu Xian, and she has been beaten honestly."

"Oh? The powerful Liu Xian, you have been gone for so long." Dou Chunting asked, "How is it, is my spiritual judgment very useful?"

This was another time to prove his vision, and it was also at this time that Dou Chunting found out what was missing, looked up and down, eh...

"What about my spiritual judgment?"

Lan He stretched out his hand, and Dou Chunting subconsciously spread his hand to pick it up.

But from Lan He's fist, only a pile of paper ashes fell out, black and black, and there was no paper ashes at all, and it was impossible to see what the body was.

Dou Chunting reluctantly smiled and said, "Brother, have you replaced yourself again?"

Lan He: "Brother, listen to me, you must be mentally prepared, this is the Zhang Lingjuan, because I have to deal with that Liu Xian, I burned it without authorization..."

Dou Chunting: "…………"

Song Futan: "I asked him to burn it. I'm sorry, I'll pay for the money."

Bai Wu: "I'm coming, I'm coming."

Song Futan: "..."

Dou Chunting lay on the steering wheel and cried, "My painting!! My family heirloom! Cousin, you said it lightly, is this a matter of money, there is no place to buy it if you have money!!"

Lan He was at a loss: "I'm really sorry, I know... Well, I'll try to find the same style, is there any other good year?"

Hu Qijiu blew a breath at Dou Chunting: "Your painting has been named in history, do you know what happened just now? This Liu Xian is about to flood the capital, just like water flooding the golden mountains. From Fahai... No, Master Fufu went to Daochang Jiang He and was helpless. In the end, everyone found out that only the spirit judgment you have collected, Xiao Dou, can be used to quell this demon, which ended the torrential rain in the capital and saved thousands of lives. . In the long run, it is even more to contain this problem in the capital area, otherwise it will affect the entire North China..."

Hu Qijiu exalted Liu Xian's destruction and meaning infinitely, as if Dou Chunting presented this painting, he would win the Peace Prize in the metaphysics.

Lan He: "..." As expected of Hu Sect, he is really eloquent.

Dou Chunting's cry gradually subsided, and then he felt a fluffy hand caressing his vest, and the heart-wrenching feeling was relieved a lot, he hiccupped: "Well, then this is all mine. credit?"

Lan He quickly said: "That's for sure!" He pushed Song Futan.

Song Futan also said: "...city hero."

Seeing what his cousin said, Dou Chunting blew his nose, "Okay, I'll take it easy for a while."

Although the loss of the spiritual sentence still made his heart pierce, but knowing that it died properly, Dou Chunting could barely figure it out. He started the car and drove out of the parking lot: "For the people of the city to be able to bask in the sun again, I recognize it..."

...

Li Jing stood in the stairwell on the third floor and looked into the park with a binoculars, but at night there were shadows of trees outside, and he couldn't see anything at all. His camera was on a tripod, always ready to shoot.

Because of the army guarding him, Li Jing didn't dare to approach, and he was even a little nervous to stay here.

Li Jing squatted and defended for three hours. When he was about to give up, he heard a strange cry coming from the park. don't know what animal it was. It could reach this distance, and the volume was probably quite loud. . In the sky, with the usual lightning and thunder, the rain became heavier.

Will it be a dragon? Li Jing was so excited that he was ready to shoot at any time with his camera.

Unfortunately, after waiting for a long time, not only did he not see any dragon shadows, but the rain was getting smaller and smaller. Finally, it stopped altogether, and there was no more cries, so he couldn't record it, and he was annoyed.

At this moment, Li Jing saw a car drive across the street, and a huge black shadow swam out of the park.

Oh my god, it's a dragon! ! Li Jing immediately started shooting frantically.

But because it was night, there were no street lights, and the flash couldn't shine that far, and he himself was not a master photographer, so it was just as dark and blurry as before.

However, this time is different. The dragon is not flying in the sky. It has fallen to the ground. It must be the dragon in the park just now. Is it the dragon that I photographed before? Or a new dragon, Jiaolong?

This was the closest Li Jing was to the dragon. He was also very uncomfortable because he couldn't take pictures clearly, especially when he saw the dragon jumped into the car on the road, he couldn't help sticking out the window and shouting frantically: "Dragon !!! Black Dragon!!!"

Come here, look at me, let me take a picture of you!

Unfortunately, the black dragon did not appear, and Li Jing put down the camera in despair.

...

Dou Chunting's car.

Someone shouted from behind: "Dragon!! Black Dragon!!"

Liu Shisan looked back and said in admiration, "Who has such good eyesight."

Lan He: "..."

He also looked back, Liu Shisan was too arrogant, but although such a big snake was hard to see, he would call a dragon whenever he saw it. Usually, he would just think it was a big python that escaped from the zoo. Fortunately, it wasn't his car, and he was wearing a mask even if there was a new urban legend, it had nothing to do with him.

Dou Chunting continued to drive tremblingly: "Brother, is this..."

He had just finished listening to the story of the battle against Liu Xian, when he climbed up a man who had turned into a big snake. His eyebrows were full of anger, and his pale face had deep pupils. Although he was a human body, his eyes were still cold-blooded and emotionless. Even like a brutal attack at any time, it will give you a bite.

"Well, it's him." Song Futan asked, "What are you doing here?"

"The snake slough is left, and the bridge has not yet been completed." Liu Shisan said with a natural tone, and said with his feet up, "Let's go to his house for a feast, and I have to watch the drama. This is an appointment."

The mages couldn't stop him, and it didn't violate the rules, so he caught up with him.

Lan He felt that Liu Shisan was good enough. It was only after the fight that he wanted to go to his house for fast food.

Although it was an appointment and in exchange for Liu Shisan guarding the bridge, she was already very tired today. Lan He euphemistically said, "That's right, I feel a little crowded..."

He and Song Futan sat in the back seat, Hu Qijiu was in the co-pilot, and Bai Wu had already turned into a hedgehog and plunged into the corner. Liu Shisan is now basically squeezed between him and Song Futan. Although he is a human body, the cold breath makes Lan He always recall the touch of snake skin, which is very uncomfortable.

Liu Shisan looked around, then turned into a large snake body, coiled around Dou Chunting, stuffing the driver's seat full, the snake vomited, and the hissing sound made people hairy, he was cold and arrogant Said: "Benlong is sitting here, are you two still crowded?"

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan: "..."

Dou Chunting: "!!!"

Dou Chunting shed tears, yes, but no need!

...

On the other side, the park.

The mages asked for help before, but the disciples and grandchildren arrived at this time, but knowing that the matter was over, Jiang He Daozheng told the army to rest, and he would write materials tomorrow.

Everyone went back to their respective houses, and Daoist Jiang He was helped to get into the Taoist car, and told them about Liu Xian, expressing that Liu Xian had been guarding the bridge from now on. San will be in the park all the time, and even harass Lan He at this moment.

After speaking, Chief Jiang He asked, "What new restaurants are there in the capital recently? Don't eat fast food, vegetables and meat."

The disciple said strangely: "What is the master asking this for?"

Chief Jiang He: "Hehe, I remember that it's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I'm going to prepare some meals to entertain ghosts and gods."

The disciple scratched his head. In the past, he used to prepare vegetarian meals. Why did he ever say that he had to find a special meal.

He didn't know that Jiang He had already thought about it, no wonder he likes to eat in impermanence, because actors can't eat and drink casually, but they can enjoy it when they are in impermanence. He wanted to win over Lan He, so he started from here!

correct.

Director Jiang He said again: "Hey, is that "Chasing" still showing?"

The disciple was even more confused: "It's been released a long time ago."

It's a pity that Jiang He has a long straight road, otherwise he could pack a few more games to support him! No, still have to pay attention to the entertainment news in the future!

Tonight is destined to be confused for many people who don't know the inside story.

He was not the only one who had the same idea as Daochang Jiang He. Another mage also searched for news on his mobile phone.

One of his disciples saw Lan He on the screen, how could he think so much, he just muttered: "Hmph, Lan He won the Best Supporting Actor tonight, so angry, I think XXX's acting skills are more delicate, he should take it of!"

Not everyone loves Lan He, anyway, this disciple has some opinions.

The mage immediately raised his eyebrows and slapped him: "You know shit, you know shit acting!!"

Isn't this acting good enough? !

After Dou Chunting delivered the person, he left in a crap.

Liu Shisan insisted on coming to the door, Lan He said politely, he didn't understand, to put it more directly, he would still lose his temper and was quite irritable. Rao is like this, and it almost damaged the public facilities of the community.

Liu Shisan roared: "Everyone said yes!! You want to give me an incense pagoda, and you will offer me incense in the future!!! I want it now!!"

Lan He calmly said: "The incense tower can't be built for a while, and the materials are not enough. I will pay in installments, and I will give you three tomorrow."

Liu Shisan: "Three roots? Are you kidding me?!!"

Lan He: "I didn't say when to give it."

There was really no appointment at that time, Liu Shisan was stunned, and he rarely encountered anyone who dared to default on his debts...

Lan He said again: "Give you a mobile phone to watch the drama."

With a slap and a sweet date, Liu Shisan was stunned for a while, unable to refute.

The ground was wet and there was still a lot of standing water, but it had stopped raining anyway.

Liu Shisan thought about it for a long time, but couldn't find any loopholes, so he could only swallow the bitter water in his stomach. He had a long body, and after swallowing for a long time, it was extremely bitter. As soon as I saw the trees planted in their community, I said in the tone of inspecting the Dragon Palace: "Well, yes, there are quite a lot of trees, I can live here."

In fact, Liu Xian didn't like living in the God of Fortune Building, so many Liu Xian lived in the beams of other people's houses, even on the trees outside the door, and did not enter the house.

Lan He felt relieved when he saw him picking a tree. He didn't want a snake swimming around at any time in the house. It was fine during the day, but when he woke up at night, he was afraid of accidentally stepping on it.

"what?"

Lan He heard the familiar voice, and when he looked up, Lao Bai floated down.

Lao Bai didn't participate in the war tonight, but he had already heard the wind, so he came to express his condolences. When he saw Liu Shisan came, he changed his mind and said, "Tsk tsk, he came home too?"

Powerful, powerful, even this super fierce Liu Xian has been accepted.

Lao Bai didn't know their agreement, Lan He said, "I don't live at home."

Old Bai thought of Mrs. Hu and couldn't help giggling: "Living in a tree? It's also Liu Xian's habit." This old yin-yang ghost, when yin and yang got angry, didn't even let himself go, and sighed, "I still want to congratulate myself. Nongzhang's joy."

Lan He: "…………"

Liu Shisan: "???"

Liu Shisan's fierce face even flashed confusion in the scars. Has the times changed? When he woke up last time, Nongzhangzhixi still meant congratulations on the birth of a son, right? ?